Chapter 122: [Sister Royal, the Beautiful Headmaster? 】
After returning to Yuejia Castle, the swordsman Yujie went to Jun Wuyou to report the appearance of the undead summoner when he met the puppet and worry about the eagle-singing creek.
At first, Yue Yang thought that the reward would come soon, but it was said that Jun Wuyou was furious.
He thought that the two little boys saw that the undead summoner didn't come back immediately to report, and they took the risk to investigate deeply, which was a big mistake. Although Yue Yang and the swordsman Yu Jie returned victorious, he felt that it was a blessing. Monster, maybe the lives of both of them are in danger. The emperor ordered that the principal's precious daughter be confined for three months. Fortunately, Yue Yang's classmate barely counted as a coordinated operation, which belonged to the type of being led by his daughter, and did not receive any real punishment.
Jun Wuyou sent the guards to say that it's not impossible for Yue Yang to avoid the water drops, as long as he takes a common sense test on the battle of the strong first.
The requirements are not high, as long as you can pass it.
But this test paper, which is not available in the college, completely stumped classmate Yue Yang... let alone him, even the little girl Yue Bing who has studied in Shangjing College for four years, she can't help Yue Yang.
Want to cheat? Sorry, not in the book! Some things seem very obvious. For example, what is the relationship between Zijin twist screw and Zijin twist screw?
One is a shell-type war beast, and the other is a part of a metal puppet war beast. Who knows what is the relationship between them! The little girl Yue Bing didn't understand either. In the end, Yue Yang asked Grandpa Fifth when he came, but Grandpa Fifth nodded solemnly and said that the two had a relationship, and it was very important. But Yue Yang asked him what was the relationship between the two, but the old guy pretended to be mysterious, even if Yue Yang secretly instigated the girl Yue Shuang to pull his beard, he refused to say anything.
For example, there are simple medical problems. If a warrior is bitten by a star-pointed sand snake, the most effective treatment is to immediately apply the saliva of the "sitting ground lizard", or the tree of the silver-handled white hair tree. juice?
Student Yue Yang flipped through the Beast Handbook and Medicine Handbook, and was shocked.
Because whether it is the venom of the star-spotted sand snake, the saliva of the ground spinyback lizard, or the sap of the silver-handled white-haired tree, all three are highly poisonous, and ordinary people will die if they just apply a little on the wound. Could it be that these things can really fight poison with fire? Student Yue Yang was sweating profusely. Even Yue Bing, a high-achieving student in the academy, couldn't do this kind of ghost theme. Where did he get it?
There are also some Yue Bing girls who seem to know it, such as identifying the level of war beasts, the quality of magic crystals, the core of puppets, and the language of the abyss...
Yue Yang found that if he answered the paper alone, his score would be zero.
The little girl Yue Bing helped out, and she only got a little over ten points.
"Jun Wuyou, this guy is so boring, right?
I hate this kind of people the most. If there are treasures that are not readily available, what kind of exams are they doing? "Student Yue Yang was very annoyed. How can I put it this way, he was also the exam back then, Prince J, who is known as the master of cheating. He didn't expect to fall on a test paper today.
What makes Yueyang students crazy is that it is said that this test paper can score 65 points in the hands of the grounded swordsman Yujie. The six-year-old sister, the little loli who played with Yue Shuang in the mud and sand during the New Year, she can do 80 points! How embarrassing! Forget about failing the swordsman Yujie Xidagger, she was trained by the Great Xia royal family as the future queen, but even a six-year-old child can't compare...
Student Yue Yang was deeply stimulated and determined to go to the college to make up for it.
Don't you just bully time-traveling men without foundation?
If it was not me, but a poor boy who reads books at home every day, maybe he could pass the exam. I just traveled not long ago, so I don’t know these things. If I have been in the academy for a year, wouldn’t these things come at my fingertips?
The little girl Yue Bing, who has a serious partiality, is also very ashamed, she knows nothing except the knowledge of plant war beasts.
"Brother, I will go to school with you too, but it may be a little troublesome for me to transfer here." Miss Yue Bing has decided that she will leave Shangjing Academy with the best conditions and transfer to Ivy League, which has the worst conditions. College to go to school. In fact, she doesn't care where she goes to school, but she still prefers to follow her brother. Ivy College is one of the traditional colleges, and its guidance on plant and insect war beasts is no worse than that of Shangjing College. Yue Bing, who is good at planting, doesn't matter.
"Looks like I have to write a letter to Yi Nan!"
For his future sexual life, Yue Yang wrote a letter to Yi Nan, and then handed it over to the servants at the Thieves Guild in Wu Zhe Ji to send it.
The full text is as follows: Brother Yi Nan, as the saying goes, people don’t waste their youth by flirting, so we must hurry up, pick up more girls while we are young, and step into a life of sexual happiness as soon as possible... I heard that there are so many beauties in the academy, and they are very open. When the * point explodes, sometimes I can't wait to open the house, and I will directly push the handsome guy in the garden, grassland, woods, rockery, and gazebo, in order to save these girls who are full of spring, and to help these girls who have been tortured by the **** and are burning with desire. To get rid of the pain, let them all come out of their curiosity about the opposite sex, learn more about human relationships, and lay a solid foundation for their future sexual life... Of course, I am easily drowned by their breasts when I am fighting alone , at this important moment, I need you! Brother Yi Nan, I have always believed that with the encouragement of a loyal comrade like you by my side, my combat effectiveness will increase tenfold or even a hundred times. Come on, Brother Yi Nan, let us swim in the sea of milk together! He didn't know what expression that chick Yi Nan would have when she read the letter.
However, Yue Yang is sure that after Yinan reads it, he will definitely rush to the academy as quickly as possible.
At the same time, Yue Yang also wrote several letters to Fatty Hai and Ye Kong, without any mention of beauties, only a few words in the letter: go to school, Ivy College.
When the troublemaker Yue Yang went to school, the family breathed a sigh of relief and sponsored him a hundred gold. Of course, in the heart of Yue Yang, he still felt that he was at a loss, because the Yue family got the skeleton of the frost dragon... Fifth Grandpa said that this dragon skeleton can be used as a dragon puppet, and it can be completed in about three years. It is estimated that it can be made into a dragon puppet of bronze level seven! Hearing that the dragon skeleton still has this function, Yue Yang felt that he was at a loss.
He didn't even think about it, this giant dragon skeleton was something he didn't want at the beginning, it was picked up by someone sent by the Yue family - because Yue Bing praised classmate Yue Bing for killing the frost giant dragon, the old man Yue Hai deliberately swallowed it from the family feast , praised Siniang's ability to teach children well, and he proposed to write the matter of Siniang's teaching children into the memorabilia of the family tree, so that future generations will remember Siniang's contribution to the Yue family, and make her a model of women in the clan.
Including a daughter-in-law in the memorabilia of the family tree required repeated study by the elders, but Elder Yue Hai's proposal to have a feast in the family still shocked the whole family.
Mother is more expensive than child! Because of Yue Yang's dominance, Si Niang's status in the Yue family has been drastically reduced now, and no one dares to despise and laugh at her anymore.
Especially those collateral relatives or servants who had bullied her before, all came to plead guilty.
Fortunately, Siniang is a kind and magnanimous person, and she doesn't care about them, otherwise many people will have to be punished... Now in the Yue family, they also know that Siniang's status will not decrease for a long time in the future, but will It will become more and more important, because Yue Yang, a lunatic who cuts people without blinking an eye, has just risen, and it's really hard to say what level of achievement he will achieve in the future.
Many people think that, at the most conservative estimate, this little lunatic will at least be the second Yue Qiu, after his father, become the second 'overlord' in the family! Yue Yang still didn't attend the family feast, but the old man Yue Hai had already arranged his seat not far from his side.
Only under the eldest son Yue Shan and the second son Yue Ling.
It can be seen from this that old man Yue Hai affirms Wu Yang.
The old man Yue Hai didn't see Yue Yang, and he didn't mention Yue Yang at the family feast, but he praised Siniang many times and awarded her a book of ancestors. On the surface, it is to praise her for her virtuous housekeeping, but all fools know that this is the puppet manual he handed over to Yue Yang.
This is the "Puppet Handbook" compiled by the five best puppet masters of the Yue family, Tai, Hua, Heng, Ya, and Song. It is the treasure of the Yue family. People. The elder grandson Yuetian and the fourth grandson Yueyan have always been eager to get it, but the old man Yuehai and the elders have not given it to them. Unexpectedly, today they are awarded to Yueyang, who is almost the enemy of the entire family... This is the best proof that strength is respected , According to the practice of the Yue family in the past, whoever is the best will get the most, and the family will support him the most! It is said that the acting patriarch, Yue Shan, is not only not angry, but also took the lead in applauding, personally awarding the puppet manual to Si Niang, and I apologize publicly for my previous misunderstanding.
When the little girl Yue Bing came back and said it, Yue Yang was terrified when he heard it.
This Yue Shan is simply a hypocrite, Yue Buqun. Fortunately, he is not Linghu Chong, otherwise he will be in trouble after ten days.
Yue Yangshang and Yue Bing bid farewell to Si Niang and went to Shangjing, the capital of the Great Xia Kingdom.
Yue Bing went to Shangjing College to go through the withdrawal procedures, and Yue Yang went to the Ivy League College opposite Shangjing College to sign up. Compared with the tall and majestic gate of Shangjing College, the Ivy League College, which is only one street away, is nothing short of dregs, except for the good greening, there is nothing else.
"Is there anyone here?" Student Yue Yang was very worried that if he shouted louder, the dangerous wall of the gate would collapse, so he called in a low voice.
"It's okay, this gate building has been like this for more than a hundred years. It won't collapse. Come in without worry! An old man with a goatee poked his head out from inside and waved to Yue Yang. Yue Yang was sweating profusely. Needless to say, there are hot and beautiful female seniors, handsome seniors, and majestic silver-armored guards who greet the new students... This Ivy Academy is like a haunted world. There is no need to release smoke, and the filming can be started directly. In such an environment, sending an old man with a goatee to welcome the new students, isn't this forcing the students to go to another college?
In such an academy, are there really beautiful girls?
Yue Yang sweated profusely.
You don't have to think about conquering your beautiful school belle. According to what Fatty Hai said, it is probably more hopeful to conquer the school belle of the neighboring school, Shangjing College.
Looking at this goatee old man who looked like a stingy country rich man, Yue Yang asked very rudely: "Where did the beautiful tutor in your school go? How did you send you out to welcome the new students? Don't you know your Will the appearance drive away the students?"
The old man with the goatee waved his hand: "Student, I'm already the best-looking tutor in the entire academy, let's make it up!"
"I'm going back!" Student Yue Yang heard that there was no beautiful tutor, and the most handsome man was this old man. If he came here to study by himself, wouldn't that make him feel uncomfortable?
"Don't be like this, there are still beautiful tutors, but this classmate, I believe you also understand that the airs of beautiful women are always very big, the more beautiful and talented, the bigger the airs. If there are beautiful tutors who really stand here to welcome new students , so it proves that she is not a real beauty... Good things are always hard to get, if you only look at the waves on the surface, how can you find the pearls hidden in the sea?" The goatee old man hurriedly stopped Yue Yang, Mysteriously, he took out a coloring book from his bosom: "There is no way to prevent you, a freshman, from seeing the beauties in our college. There are four beauties in our college, all of whom are beautiful; One is not pink and juicy; at the end there are two beautiful mentors... Do you want to see it?"
"Think!" Yue Yang has no resistance to creatures like beautiful women.
"Pay the plutonium first, our beauty resources are only for internal use." The words of the old man with the goatee almost didn't surprise Yue Yang to death.
But that's good too, at least don't worry about those wolves from Shangjing Academy coming to plunder the scarce resources of beauties.
Yue Yang reluctantly took out five gold coins, ready to sign up and pay the money, and then take down the coloring page of the Beautiful Women's Guide.
Who doesn't know that the old man with the goatee shook his head and waved his hands again: "Student, your tuition fee is not five gold coins... but fifty gold coins, it's better to pay another fifty gold coins as a deposit, otherwise I dare not let you sign up.
Yue Yang listened, shocked.
Immediately, he angrily grabbed the old man with the goatee by the collar: "You old man dare to sit on the ground and raise the price? Everyone is five gold coins, why do I want fifty?"
The old man with the goatee was mentioned in the air by Yue Yang, but the expression on his face was still smiling: "The students of our Ivy League teach students in accordance with their aptitude, the little girl who was with you just now, she is full of aura, has a bright future, and is a beauty resource. Help recruit students, we can accept it for free, but what about you? First of all, you are a little pervert. If you come to study, you will definitely snatch the resources of beauties, and you will definitely conflict with the original students. Secondly, your temper is not very good, maybe There are several fights in a month, how can we accept you as a thorn, without adding some money? The deposit of fifty gold coins is expected to be compensated for the loss of our college equipment..."
"You think I'm a bully who robs women? Me, I'm actually a migrant worker student from a poor family who struggles to make a living and devotes himself to studying. Eighteen generations of my ancestors have been farmers. Both parents died. I was only raised by my uncle and aunt. The hardware has been accumulated for more than ten years of starvation and frugality." Yue Yang almost described himself as a white-haired girl persecuted by the landlord Huang Shiren.
"I understand, and I sympathize with your family background, but you are the first freshman in history who dared to grab the collar of the dean of the college, and charging you fifty gold is actually not high." The goatee old man said with a smile.
"Are you the dean?" Yue Yang immediately put down the old man with the goatee when he heard this.
"Deputy." The old man with the goatee nodded and admitted.
"Then who is the real one?" Long before the time travel, Yue Yang had read a lot of other world novels. The colleges and vice presidents in it were all bad guys, while the principal president was a good guy. Xun Xun is just a peerless master who pretends to be a fool, and often takes the protagonist as his apprentice. Most importantly, no matter how ugly the dean is, he will always have a beautiful granddaughter or granddaughter.
In a word, after time travelling, one must stay away from the vice president of the college.
But get to know the dean well, so it's easy to pick up girls.
"The real dean is the beautiful mentor I mentioned earlier, one of the two most beautiful mentors in our college, and one of the top ten beauties." The picture of Yu Jie with a hot body and choppy body coming out of the bath flashed by, and Yue Yang saw it, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva. This hot and beautiful Yu Jie is the dean?