As a Player, Can You Be Normal?

Chapter 217 Eat and Then Fight!

"Welcome back to the competition site, this is the REDLINE competition brought by Hiroyuki Hiroyuki!"

"Thank you to the director of Orangutan TV for smashing the banana in his chest just now!"

“Thank you United Universe for your new sponsorship!”

"Let's bring our perspective back to the competition scene. There are currently five remaining prisoner teams, namely the Four-Eyed Madman Team, Her Majesty Lady Safa's Team, the Crazy Trio Team, and the Ruffian Girls Team without the Fake Gentlemen. , and...ah ah ah, the cheating team sponsored by the gorilla director is also here!"

Soran took off his headphones: "Sooner or later I'll change my contact lenses."

boom--!

The laser gravity cannon penetrated the water and splashed up a mountain-like wave to film!

Beast Regien carried Sauron and Zhang Buwei in the car and jumped onto the tide and swam away quickly. Sauron had no intention of taking action.

"It's really difficult." Shafa's car rushed out, and the player in the co-pilot analyzed Sauron.

"Using the cooling screw to prevent hot water from burning itself, the controlled mechanical wolf ignores high temperature burning. It has not yet shown its strength so far, but its methods are too rich."

"Well... this guy may have more trump cards than we imagined. He also has two teammates, one long-range and one melee. Their cooperation is extremely good. It should be a reasonable creation based on a fixed idea. This group has extremely good coordination. high."

On the shaking co-pilot, the player clicked on the tablet and continued:

"There is a rumor about our last killing script. A newbie player wearing glasses killed a group of invaders by himself. It couldn't be this guy..."

Shafa: "Well, that's him. I heard some rumors from the guild in Basel."

Her teammates suddenly looked at each other: "It is said that there were a few monster-like newcomers on the No. 06 train during the last assessment... If so..." He looked back and said: "That psychopath who has a good relationship with the four-eyed boy A trio, could it be the same..."

An off-road vehicle flew off another track and crashed into the water. Behind the splash of sunlight penetrating, a pair of gloomy pupils stared at Safa's racing car.

"It's that bastard Harrison!"

Da da da da da!

The machine gun on the off-road vehicle fired concussively.

The bullet was nailed into the rear wing of Safa's car, and the explosive warhead was delayed by two seconds. When the car drifted through the corner, boom——!

Shafa's car was blown into the air.

Harrison opened the sunroof, palms up.

[Qi Bomb]!

The psychic bomb fired by the player penetrated the car!

Shafa's teammates used the skill card [Sand Shield], and with the help of wind pressure, the two of them jumped out of the explosive net and adopted vehicle No. 3, a semi-suspended sports car constructed by summoning magic.

The moment the car landed, Safa's slender fingers slid across her teeth, and blood overflowed from the wound.

The vampire's eyes were fixed on Harrison's SUV.

"Give it back to you."

Two [blood blast bombs] popped out in succession, shooting through the off-road vehicle, and one of them went through Harrison's shoulder.

Safa clenched her fingers into fists.

[Blood Magic: Blood Thorns]

With a sound, bright red crystalline thorns sprang out from the off-road vehicle that was stained with her blood. Harrison was stabbed into the air. In desperation, he also used Vehicle No. 3, a motorcycle with a circular glass layer.

Shafa's eyes flashed fiercely: "You can't even die?"

Harrison bit the capsule clamped on his teeth, his flesh and blood reshaped, and his muscles burst his coat: "Hey, I might be alive."

In an instant, the two were entangled again.

The drill truck rushed past them.

Li Nuo in the car gritted his teeth and faced the boiling waves. Marjie used a magnetic pump (a product of Cyber ​​Technology) to stick himself to the car. He stood on top and turned on the magic shield to resist the high-temperature waves.

A large number of bullets flew from the front, hitting the shield and causing ripples in the undulating sea water.

Through the broken car window, Li Nuo glimpsed Yak and Nanami colliding together.

The two angry guys struggled in mid-air, and the drill car caught Nanami who fell. The Yak flame sword evaporated the sea fog, the red light was fierce, and the battle cracked the magic shield.

When the long blade turned around, Sauron's warning came from the parking space:

"Yake, don't attack them yet, wait a moment."

"clear."

He retracted his long knife and drove away.

bass--!

Nanami jumped onto the current track on her motorcycle: "Thanks."

Zhao Hong, who was sitting in the back, smiled and waved.

"Stinky girl...Nanami..." Li Nuo became angry.

"Li Nuo, here we come."

When Marger's voice came, the sound of a large number of engines from behind was like the chirping of birds in the dark forest.

More than a dozen interstellar hunter cars crashed into the sea and rushed towards them like steel beasts.

Sudden changes occur.

The track suddenly lifted.

A bolt of lightning fell from the sky and hit the sea surface. The vortex twisted violently and unfathomable darkness penetrated everyone's eyes.

"Everyone! I am Hiro Hiro!" Everyone can hear the host's voice: "Now enter the key node of the track competition, the underwater area! The requirements for this track are very simple, find a bowl of rice on the seabed , eat it!”

The eddies on the sea surface splashed with waves.

The racing cars plunged into the water one after another.

"Hey~ Now I would like to invite Mr. Cape Town No. 5 to explain to us the design ideas of the underwater track."

"Big guy, I'm Cape Town..."

"I have already introduced you, you don't need to introduce me again." Zhiluo Zhiluo pointed a machine gun at Mr. Cape Town No. 5.

"Oh... then..." Mr. Cape Town took out the speech he prepared early on the morning on the 5th and read: "The undersea tunnel is 3 kilometers long, with a lot of forks inside. Put the rice in the heat preservation pot, there are ten portions in total, turn on the heat preservation There is not only rice but also unexpected surprises behind the pot. In addition, it is worth noting..."

boom!

Da da da da da!

"ah!"

Hiro Hiro: "Damn it, you don't have any feelings at all. You deserve to die. Okay, let me tell you."

Hiro Hiro picked up the speech: "It's worth noting that you only have five minutes. If you can't pass the track, you will be submerged in the water."

"The specifics are like this... Hehe~ We will open the floodgates and release the water. The boiled seawater will flood the undersea tunnel over time. If you don't want to be made into boiled meat, you must win as soon as possible!"

"Note, rice bowls come in different sizes, but please make sure you finish them."

"Ah, yes~ There is good news. Considering that the players consume a lot of vehicles, you can get off the car from here on. However, if you don't find a new vehicle within five minutes, you will be eliminated."

"All interstellar hunters must also abide by the above matters!"

Snapped!

The leading star hunter knocked out the announcer.

"Damn it, let those Cairo stars set up a fight!"

"What does it matter? If you complete the task, you will earn money. If you don't finish the task, it will be nice to take a few with you."

The tunnel lit up with glaze.

The lights on the track floor were pushed forward and turned on.

The circular track is six meters wide and surrounded by glass walls.

Li Nuo threw an [Advanced Dancing Star], igniting the field and making the players behind feel like they were passing through a brazier.

Then a can of [Psychic Virus Gas] was thrown out of the car window, Marger raised his gun and smashed the can, and a large amount of cybervirus spewed out!

Shafa noticed something unusual: "Isolation shield."

The co-pilot player immediately used his skills to isolate the virus.

The interstellar hunters are not as resourceful as the players. A large number of mentally abnormal people appeared in the convoy ahead, and the hunters began to attack their own people indiscriminately.

Huge waves washed over the surrounding glass cover, and the light of fire and water alternately dazzled the retinas. Several cars collided with each other. Safa's car took the opportunity to launch missiles backwards, blocking the way back.

In just a moment, her position dropped from the first among the players to the last.

The current number one is Sauron.

"got it."

Sauron reached out and fished out the rice pot from a gap, threw it back to Yak who was chasing him, and asked Regien to turn around and enter the fork.

[Explorer] can see the strategy, and he knows where there is food.

Yak opened the rice pot and took out a rice bowl that was only the size of his thumb: "So small?"

An annotation sounded from the collar around his neck: "The sizes of rice bowls are different, please stop asking contestants."

When he found the second rice pot, he was surrounded by treacherous threads, and Li Nuo drove to chase him.

Looking through the car window, Li Nuo smiled and said, "I knew I would have something to eat if I followed you."

Sauron smiled evilly and replied: "You kid...want to do something here?"

Li Nuo tightened his grip to grab the rice pot: "Let go, or Marjie will slap shit in your face."

Marjie was sitting on the roof of the car, holding a piece of shit in his hand with a wicked smile on his face.

Sauron was furious: "This is considered robbery!"

Li Nuo was furious: "A murderer who robs is considered a charity!"

Suddenly, a bullet came from behind and hit the rice pot in front.

"Thank you both!" The moment Harrison drove to catch the rice pot, the flame knife swept through the heat wave and cut off one of Harrison's fingers.

As soon as he let go of his hand, the rice pot fell naturally into the drill cart.

Then he was devoured by the vampire dragon squeezed next to Li Nuo.

[You have eaten a bowl of rice at the bottom of the sea and can pass the track]

"Well...it's not my fault..." Li Nuo stepped on the brakes, twisted the handlebar, and turned into the fork in the road.

Marger threw a piece of [Shit Block], blocking the pursuers with poison and stench.

"Fuck!" Harrison roared, and the car hit the side of the road. He inhaled the stench and poisonous gas. He was so angry that he stepped on the accelerator. He chased Li Nuo and the others and drove to kill them.

[Three players, four-star strength]

Harrison cornea-attached prosthetic device reporting data.

"Four stars...I can't tell."

He pressed the fire button, and the pop-up technological mantis cannon bombarded the drill vehicle in front of him indiscriminately!

The body sways.

Marger opened the panel: [King of Biogas Punk]

[Title Skill: Spoon of Tianyuan Breakthrough - Uses 30% of magic power to decompose the biogas particles of "giant shit chunks"]

The new skill [Poop Block Kneading Technique] in the hidden BOSS mission is enabled.

Several brown spheres merge into one to form a dirty matrix.

Magical infusion.

[Add a spoonful of steam to get that damn heat wave moving! Add a spoonful of anger and get ready to explode! Add a spoonful of psychosis and let the cybermaniac become your puppet, and finally add a spoonful of logic virus to make the mechanical cult go crazy for you! 】

A super spoon appeared in his hand.

The only thing I can add now is shoulder blade steam.

Take off the doctor's coat to reveal the mechanical power armor on your arm. Steam spurts out from the end of the arm armor and is turned on at full power! A spoonful slides over the steam! Inject it into the biogas particles floating around!

Harrison suddenly noticed that the surroundings were getting warmer.

The heat wave crushed the outer glass wall of the car and burned his face!

With a few muffled sounds, the car lost control and fell to the ground. Harrison stepped in the air and threw a hook dart with his arm to hit the rear of the drill. He used the force to pull himself to the side of the car and faced Li Nuo who was driving.

"Huh?" Li Nuo turned his head and looked at Harrison.

Harrison had already drawn his pistol and pointed it at Li Nuo's head.

The moment he pulled the trigger, a pointed bullet popped out of the mask and penetrated Harrison's eye!

Plasma sprayed on Emil's mask, and Li Nuo turned his head and continued driving.

Harrison hit the wall and lay on the side of the road. The first thing he did when he raised his head was cover his eyes and roar in pain.

Marger sat cross-legged on the roof of the car, not worried at all.

"What's that weird trick of yours?"

"I can put things in my mask, and then use magic power to squeeze the things out. The greater the amount of magic power, the greater the force of the squeeze out." Li Nuo explained and muttered in a low voice: "Cha Bai also said that this trick is useless..."

Marjie thought for a moment: "Isn't this trick of yours constipation?"

Li Nuo: "You are indeed an anorectal doctor."

The water valves on both sides of the track were opened, and a large amount of high-temperature hot water poured in.

At the same time, we have reached the end of the tunnel, and white light illuminates our eyes.

Whoosh——!

There are five exits in total.

Li Nuo drove the drill truck out of the tunnel.

Parallel to it is Safa's car.

Also appearing simultaneously were two Interstellar Hunter heavy armored vehicles.

The one running at the front was still Sauron, and the second place was Nanami's motorcycle.

The last person to appear is Yak, who is entangled with the Star Hunter.

In front of them was a floating plank road rising hundreds of meters.

A large amount of water flows down like a waterfall.

On the TV screen, the current nouns are arranged in a table and placed on the right side of the broadcast screen.

"Grandpa! They're out!" Little Cairo jumped happily: "Hahahahaha! That's great!"

"Isn't this what it should be?" Uncle Cairo suddenly wondered: "Are you too concerned about them?"

Little Cairo Jun: "Of course, I gave them all my pocket money for a month on the online platform."

Uncle Cairo took a puff on his cigarette: "This child is really my own...I was good at gambling back then, but all my gambling money was stolen."

"This is Hiro Hiro!"

"Ahhh, look, the contestants who rush out now will step onto the platform leaving the sea and reverse the slide!"

"High-power water pressure washes your souls, or boiling water! Will it be burned into dried meat, or will it reach the next venue? Mr. Cape Town No. 6, what do you think?"

Safa bit her finger.

He kicked the car door open, raised his hand to throw out the [blood bomb] and smashed away the oncoming armored vehicle, and then put his bleeding fingers into the boiling water.

Blood melts into water.

Boil water to cool.

The rapids turned into a thorny red blood road until the end.

"Safa, this move consumes too much magic power." The co-pilot's teammate injected [Ether] into Safa's waist.

"There is nothing we can do. The boiling water is rolling down from the top. None of us can avoid it. At worst, it will create some convenience for other players." When Shafa finished speaking, the car had already caught up with Nanami, who was in second place.

Nanami glanced at it and said, "I'll give you a gift."

Shao Hong, who was sitting in the back, threw an [Enemy Lure Skull] stuck with super glue and hit it on the car.

A large number of interstellar hunters were affected by [Luring Enemy Skull], focusing on Shafa.

Shafa gritted her teeth, stuck her head out of the car window and roared: "Smelly girl, I will pull out your arms sooner or later!"

"Ha, I have no arms for a long time~" Nanami stuck out her tongue and made a face, tightened the accelerator, raised the front wheel and accelerated to meet the front.

The drill truck drove by.

Li Nuo threw an electromagnetic grenade to cheer them up.

Suddenly a torrent of flames flew past from behind!

Yak held a long knife and slashed out the fire blade, sparks of fire splashed on the car body, and smoke erupted from the muzzle of the gun in Marger's hand.

Sauron's voice came from Yake's headset: "The remaining length of the track is less than one-third, separate the two of them."

"That's what I'm about to do." As soon as Yak raised his eyes, Marger was already standing at the front of his car.

The energy gathered by the palm cannon is reflected on Yake's pupils.

The traces of the light dust explosion illuminated half of Marger's face.

"Stay out of the way."

boom--!

The blue torrent smashed the rear wing of the car, Yak drew his sword and slashed furiously, and the two faced each other.

Yake landed on the ground, his fingers slid across the blade, and flames bloomed again. At the same time, he smiled and said: "Marjie... the second-in-command versus the second-in-command is a bit interesting."

"Second in command?" Marger sneered: "Humph, you will pay the price for your stupid words."

Marger fired a [full bomb release] at close range, cracks were blown out of the blood-condensed track, and a large amount of boiling hot water was shot out with smoke!

Li Nuo looked away from the rearview mirror.

Nanami has passed Sauron and breaks through the track in first place.

"so troublesome."

He knew that when he was aligned with Sauron's car, the most difficult situation was about to begin.

Players can no longer hold back their desire to take action.

Solan looked back and saw the drill truck getting closer and closer, so he said: "Zhang Buwei, I will buy you time. The final bet is on you."

Brother Rifle was confused: "Huh?"

Boom——!

The drill car jumped out of the track together with the beast Regen, and at the same time there were two large armored vehicles of the Star Hunter coming at high speed.

Soran snapped his fingers in the air, and the blue translucent thread cut off the drill car.

Li Nuo jumped out of the car and landed on the cargo box of the armored vehicle.

On the opposite side, standing was Sauron who had given up on Regien.

The two looked at each other.

Sauron put his fingers on the saber at his waist: "Let's end the unfinished fight in the script of grabbing tickets now."

Li Nuo put the tip of his cane on the top of the warehouse: "It seems there is no way to escape."

Now the broadcast camera is focused on the two of them.

Hiro Hiro yelled: "The momentum is coming! The four-eyed maniac versus the psychotic masked man, the men's duel has begun!"

Amidst the cheers, it then roared: "Now add a new bet, who of the two will be the winner of the heads-up, and the bonus will be paid by the gorilla director!"

The director of the gorilla in the VIP room pounded the table hard: "Damn it! Damn it!"

On the screen of the mobile phone is the message just given to it by the superiors: "Lack of supervision in the lava zone and the release of furnace jelly will be recorded on your head. Please prepare maintenance funds."

The gorilla picks up the phone and must let Harrison win, otherwise he will not get the right to develop the planet, his reputation will be damaged, and the loss will be even greater.

Harrison was sitting on the roof of the car. His injuries were not too serious. Although he was missing an eye, he could still move.

There is more and more scalding hot water, and it has already covered half of the car body. If it continues like this, I will really die here.

The cell phone received a message from the director of the gorilla, a drawing indicating the location of the rice cookers that had not yet been discovered, one of which was not far from him.

He rushed into a parked Star Hunter armored vehicle not far away and threw the dead driver out of the vehicle.

Drive to the location.

Find the rice cooker.

"Haha...it's not over yet."

Harrison opened the rice cooker, but it cracked and a hot bowl shattered the front of the car.

When he came back to his senses, he looked at the scene in front of him in disbelief and murmured to himself: "Damn...you must be mentally retarded..."

Zhiluo Zhiluo's voice came from a scrapped racing car not far away:

"Congratulations to the sole survivor of the cheater team for getting our huge amount of rice~"

"One ton of rice from the sea!"

"Please eat up or find another rice pot, otherwise you will not be allowed to leave the tunnel."

Harrison: "I'm not playing anymore!"

Hiro Hiro: "Hmm, huh... What a pity, the time has come, open the gate and release the water."

Before he finished speaking, scalding hot water rushed into the tunnel.

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