Chapter 222 Oh, a Happy and Beautiful Day

"Ah...what show is on?"

"Am I a writer?"

"But I'm a cartoonist."

"Hey, wait, how much is it? 50,000? How about this? I will stop drawing comics and write novels."

"I have already thought of the names. The first one is called "Smiling at Cangming" and the second one is called "Golden Scales Are Not Things in the Pool". Plagiarism? Hey? Hey!"

The phone was hung up over there.

Li Nuo frowned in displeasure and gritted his teeth. Although the call just now seemed like a scam, he still felt that he had missed an opportunity to make money.

"I should have brought the spare phone out if I had known better."

The phone automatically shuts down.

He didn't know that he was abandoned by the unscrupulous black tour group, but it was actually because the tour guide went crazy after seeing the Cairo star kidnapping him, and then let him go as a tourist as a dream.

Li Nuo cursed and raised his head.

Greenland.

The largest island in the world, at the junction of North America and Europe, a Danish territory, the majority of the residents are Inuit, and the entire island is severely cold all year round.

This poor place has a total population of only 70,000.

Don't expect to meet anyone alive once you leave the village.

More than 80% of the entire island is covered by ice, and the cost of getting lost is turning into an ice sculpture.

In such a dangerous environment, Li Nuo immediately made the right move. He found a resident to charge his mobile phone, and then used the warm-hearted local's home landline to make an international long distance call.

This village is called Weika, which is the hometown of player 7300. There are about twenty cabins in total, and Li Nuo chose one to go there.

Why choose this one?

Because it's close.

Knock on the door.

The person who opened the door was a middle-aged woman with blond hair in a bun. The heat from the heater in the room and the woman's body fragrance sprayed on Li Nuo's face.

The woman spoke a bunch of unintelligible languages.

Li Nuo didn't understand Greenlandic, but he did understand English.

So she gestured with her hand to make a phone call. The woman's eyes widened in realization. The moment she stepped aside, Li Nuo's head sank.

When he opened his eyes again, he was lying in the back seat of the car, his hands and feet tied.

In a daze, I heard someone say in French: "A monkey has arrived at our door. It looks pretty good. We can live broadcast the process of dismembering him."

Li Nuo suddenly thought that he had been kidnapped by the Cairo people again.

What is this for?

Dismember me and then have a party in hell?

At least it wasn't someone from Cairo who kidnapped me.

Thinking of this, as the kidnapped person, he actually showed a reassuring smile.

While he was thinking about it, the guy was still saying:

"My documents were burned and my phone was destroyed. It's no problem."

"How much?"

"It's impossible, it's not possible, it's rare to have yellow skin, why do you only have so little money?"

Hearing this, Li Nuo became murderous.

cell phone……

Documents...

You guys have to die here today.

"what is that……"

"Hey, brake!"

boom!

There was a violent shaking sensation, followed by several yells.

The car hit something, shook violently, crashed into the woods beside the road, and stopped against a tree.

Li Nuo's eyes widened in horror. A steel pipe penetrated from the back of the car seat in front and stopped in front of his nose.

It's only five centimeters away from breaking the phase.

The car door fell off.

He squirmed out of the car.

Use your teeth to untie the rope that tied your hands. When I was a kid, I was afraid of being kidnapped, so I taught myself how to tie them with my mouth.

I never thought I would use this skill in a foreign country.

Li Nuo got up.

The innocent face froze.

The two people in the front seat seemed dead, after all, their brains had flowed out.

Li Nuo immediately touched his head.

Apart from a little blood, there seemed to be no major injuries... at least the tofu brain was still dangling in his head.

"How did I survive?"

Facing the strange question, Li Nuo suddenly remembered a famous saying: When God closes a window for you, he will definitely give you a succubus.

"So, maybe it's just bad luck."

Li Nuo didn't take it seriously. He had seen so many dead people and experienced so many accidents in the script that he was numb.

After getting ready, I searched for loot like playing a game.

car broke down.

Phone is broken.

Li Nuo began to reflect: "I should learn the craft of making wild mobile phones... Damn it... Why didn't I think this would happen?"

But he soon figured out that the reason why he didn't learn too complicated craft work was all because of Marjie. If Marjie hadn't been in charge of the technical work, he would definitely have done it himself.

So today’s experience is all Marjie’s fault.

"He's dead."

Li Nuo said to himself confidently and unconfidently, found a pair of gloves from the trunk, and began to play with and search for corpses.

After searching everything inside and out, I got a little money, but the rest of the useful stuff was gone.

It doesn't matter, as long as you have money, there is hope, Li Nuo thought, looking up.

The car rushed downhill.

"How the hell did I survive?"

Li Nuo had this problem again.

While thinking, he continued on the road. To get to the highway, he had to climb a steep slope. Since he was a normal person now, he chose the normal way, walking forward and taking a detour to the highway.

Not a hundred meters away, there was a small house on the roadside, which looked like a sentry box.

He planned to ask for directions in the few languages ​​he knew.

Then his head sank.

"Ha ha……"

"Dizzy again..."

…

The Danish University of Greenland is a school with a long history.

In the twenty-year history of the school, one of the goals of humanities education at Dansk University is to cultivate students' humanistic feelings - a rational attitude that explores the true meaning of life, that is, cares about the realization of life values, human freedom and equality, and the relationship between people and society. Harmony between society and nature, etc.

So every week, students on campus organize large and small silver parties.

Mike Lebick is a person who has escaped from low-level taste. He is tired of the corrupt parties. After one-third of the elk in the school were swept away by him, Mike fell into a long-term sage mode.

One day, Mike suddenly realized that he needed something more exciting to activate his spongy body.

As a result, a plan slowly took shape in Mike's mind.

Today was supposed to be a party night.

Mike drove to the suburbs with his best friend and two girls.

"Hey Mike! Slow down!"

Beyoncé, with her breasts exposed in the back seat, shouted displeasedly: "Jace is being shaken like an electric motor by you, I'm going~"

Jess in the back seat looked decadent: "Oh, God, I'm going to fly."

The girl was displeased: "Don't steal my lines~"

"Where is this?"

Mike held the steering wheel and knocked the woman who was blocking him from pressing the accelerator back to the passenger seat with her knee.

"When we get to the destination, you will be amazed by my creativity."

The girl in the co-pilot took out a mirror and combed her sticky hair: "So honey, where are we going?"

Mike lit himself a crazy cigarette, took a deep breath, and said lightly: "Have you ever heard of beheading an old woman? Let's go find that guy tonight."

Jace suddenly lost his temper, widened his eyes and said, "Are you talking about the murderer wandering in the forest?"

"What killer?" Beyoncé asked as she sat back.

Jess said: "A perverted murderer wearing a mask specializes in attacking injured passers-by, takes them back to his home, tortures them and burns their corpses. There are more than 20 victims. So far, there is only one surviving witness. I heard that guy turned into a stick."

Mike took a drag on his cigarette: "I found on the Internet a house related to the beheading of an old woman, it's near here."

The girl in the co-pilot was angry: "Oh my God! Mike! You are crazy. Why didn't you tell me this in advance?"

"Hey, don't be nervous, do you really believe in the damn supernatural legends?" Mike said with a smile: "Think about it, wouldn't it be cool to have fun until the sunrise at the former murder scene!"

"God... I really shouldn't have come with you!" Jace took a sip of milk to calm down his shock.

Beyoncé comforted: "Don't panic, baby, I think it's cool."

Cold fog covers the car windows, and the full moon tonight is particularly bright.

…

"Wow!"

A witch-like voice woke up Li Nuo.

He opened his eyes.

The warm light and the smell of blood flooded the sensory system.

In a dilapidated wooden house.

A square table.

Including him, four people sat around the table, their hands and feet bound by crude homemade handcuffs.

"Is everyone sleeping well?"

Standing at the door, a stooped old woman spoke in English. The white mask she wore was stained with dirt and dried blood.

"Oh! God!" a man shouted in horror.

"Shh~" the old woman laughed: "Don't panic, don't be afraid, I won't take the initiative to hurt you~"

The man shivered.

And another lean white man yelled in fluent English: "Damn it, where the hell is this! What are you going to do!"

"Hey hey hey~ let's play a game." The old woman said with a smile: "Did you see the food on the table?"

Li Nuo looked over.

In front of each person was a dinner plate covered with wire.

The old woman said: "This is a competitive game. Whoever can eat all the noodles will leave. Whoever can't eat all the noodles will die~"

The lean white man yelled, "You're crazy... you're fucking crazy!"

The old woman picked up the water bottle on the table, inserted the mouth of the bottle into the lean man's mouth, then picked up the kitchen knife on the cabinet, and stabbed the man in the head and face.

"He's out. Now it's up to the three of you to choose." The old woman cut off the man's head as she said it. The blood spattered on the mask. She hummed a "Christmas song" with a smile and hung the head as a trophy. on the wall.

The bloody scene made the three kidnapped persons, including Li Nuo, remain silent, disgusted or frightened.

One of them said slowly: "Damn it... you are... the old woman who beheaded..."

The old woman admired the trophy and said in a calm tone: "My real name is not so cliché."

"This guy... killed more than twenty people!"

"Grass!"

"My darlings, you still have one minute to prepare. I have a date today." The old woman hunched over and turned around: "Don't make me wait too long."

Li Nuo stared at the plate of noodles with dead eyes and asked in English: "Do you have chopsticks?"

The beheaded old woman hunched over and said, "Sorry sir, no."

"Okay." Li Nuo picked up the wire on the plate and inserted it into the keyhole of the handcuffs: "Then I'll find my own chopsticks."

The old woman smiled: "This gentleman also has unique skills..."

Li Nuo pretended not to hear and cursed in his heart.

Give me a realistic script!

That way I can bring Cha Bai over!

What a magical experience this is, bastard!

"Okay~ It's time for everyone to count down." The old woman tapped her knuckles on the table rhythmically: "Ten, nine, eight..."

One man: "Oh...my God..."

The old woman stabbed the guy who just yelled to death with a knife, and said a little unhappy: "I hate being interrupted when talking, five, four..."

Click...

The handcuffs were opened.

I can even pry open the security door. This piece of shit is nothing. Li Nuo cursed and threw the handcuffs aside.

He picked up the empty bottle on the table.

Then while tearing off the corners of his clothes and preparing the materials for the Molotov cocktail, he muttered: "According to international law... this country's legitimate defense is relatively open. As long as I am not deemed to have violated the law here, nothing will happen to me when I return home..."

"Ms. Murderer, how many people have you killed in total?"

The old woman stared at him and raised her knife to the pig and sheep.

The man on the other side who had been calm and silent said: "It seems to be twenty-seven."

Li Nuo nodded: "Hehe..."

…

On the forest path, Mike drove on a path covered with a thick layer of fallen leaves.

The fallen leaves were lifted up by the traffic, making a refreshing clattering sound.

Country rock spills out of the car.

The wheel stopped in a clearing in the woods, with a warm and gentle firelight shining in front of it.

Mike got out of the car and stared at the location of the fire in confusion.

"Mike, are you kidding?" Beyoncé said displeasedly after getting out of the car: "Are you taking us to a bonfire party!"

Jess also got out of the car and said, "Are there still pictures of native Americans dancing and singing~"

Mike turned his head, frowned and said, "Just follow me! A bunch of idiots! The destination must be right!"

Watching Mike walk towards the light source, Jess and the other two girls shrugged their shoulders and followed.

Through dense trees.

They didn't see the Aboriginal bonfire party.

A wooden house was covered in flames and smoke.

Amidst the crackling of the flames, a Kunqu opera from the mysterious Eastern world poured into the ears of Mike and others.

"The fragrance of rain and clouds have made me arrive at Meng'er, but I feel so helpless that it's inconvenient to wake up and sleep through the screen window~"

The man who hummed Kunqu Opera stood in front of the fire covered in blood, waving a kitchen knife to chop the body of an old woman, blood spurted out, and the tune he hummed was cheerful and weird.

Li Nuo, who was wearing an old woman's mask, wiped his hands, dragged the body and threw it into the fire. Then he took the old woman's wallet out of his pocket and put it into his pocket with cheerful and relaxed steps.

"A strand of weeping willow, a drop of elm pod money, a thread of spring and even money hanging around~"

Li Nuo hummed a little tune, looked left and right, and found Mike and his group hiding behind the bushes.

"Why?"

Miles immediately yelled: "Drive, drive! Let's go!"

Have a car?

Li Nuo couldn't understand their language, but he could tell from the appearance of these guys in an instant that these guys should be the classic college students who seek death in horror movies.

So he gave chase.

He yelled in awkward Japanese and English: "Show funny horses (dei), die on the bed!"

Another kidnapped man was hiding under a thick tree trunk behind the smoking hut.

His name is Clem.

is a player.

Today I received the single-player reality script of "Endless Corridor", the task of killing and beheading an old woman.

Now at the twelfth level, he is fearless in the face of murderers, but he never imagined that this broken script would unexpectedly unfold...

Climb was so frightened that he didn't dare to come out.

"Oh shit……"

Cairo Game World is terrible.

"It turns out that my main world is a horror game..."

…

The girl Beyoncé ran back into the car first, stepped on the accelerator in a panic, and killed Jess and another girl who were running back.

In her panic, Beyoncé forgot which brake was on.

I stepped on the accelerator and crashed into the woods. The car got stuck on a rock. I was thrown out of the car window. My neck hit a tree and was broken...

Now only Mike is left.

The guy fell into the pool not far from the hut.

Li Nuo walked through the woods and saw Mike sliding on the water...

He was confused.

"I just want to go home..."

Mike regrets it now.

The excitement is indeed there, but it is too exciting...

He turned his head and saw Li Nuo's figure by the lake.

I hurriedly swam, maybe I was too nervous, my calves were cramping...

Li Nuo saw this and sighed, planning to take off his shoes and go into the water to save Mike.

"He's coming after him...He, no, help!" Mike screamed.

A huge black shadow appeared underwater.

Something like the Loch Ness monster swallowed Mike.

Li Nuo stared blankly, put on his shoes, turned around, and ran like crazy.

"Help, help..."

"How come even fantasy creatures appeared!"

He ran a short distance from the road.

A thing riding a broom in the sky scratched his body and brought Li Nuo down.

"Feel sorry……"

What came to Li Nuo's ears was his mother tongue.

Looked up.

A square head with a pink butterfly hairpin stared at him shyly.

"this……"

"I am Cairo Ji..."

"I……"

"Because I got lost, so... I'm sorry!" Cairo Ji flew the broom in the air and apologized to Li Nuo: "I accidentally hit a car just now. I was already driving at a very low speed, but I didn't expect that I still hit it. You are so sorry!"

Li Nuo tilted his head with a look of despair on his face: "It doesn't matter... Whatever... I just want to go home..."

Cairo Ji: "As compensation, I will send you home."

A few minutes later.

Cairo Ji rides a broomstick and floats in the air with Li Nuo...

Li Nuo almost went crazy.

"I originally wanted to come to visit a college student party, but I didn't expect it to be so empty here. I'm also a road addict..." Cairo Ji kept talking: "By the way, you have to be careful. I heard that there are human trafficking and human trafficking nearby. murderer."

"Haha..." Li Nuopi smiled but said, "It's worthless compared to you..."

Cairo Ji felt a little shy.

"Why do you smell like blood?" Kailuo Ji asked.

"Then do you have any clothes you can change for me?" Li Nuo asked.

Cairo Ji stopped on the side of the road and took out a set of clothes from her small bag.

"Do you really have clothes?" Li Nuo was shocked, and the clothes looked normal.

Kailuo Ji said: "I ripped it from the stalkers when they were chasing them~"

Li Nuo was stunned: "Ah? Stalker?"

boom!

There was the sound of a shotgun in the distance.

A car drove from a distance. A white man with a beard poked his head out of the passenger seat, pointed a shotgun in the direction of Cairo Ji, and shouted: "We found aliens!"

Kailuo Ji was angry: "Sir, please leave quickly, don't be..."

Before he finished speaking, he glanced sideways and saw that Li Nuo had already run away.

"Am I dreaming..."

"Endless Corridor, 5900 players..."

A few seconds later.

"Didn't dream!"

Li Nuo ran to a roadside supermarket.

He ran over as if he had grasped a life-saving straw.

Thirty meters outside the supermarket, he saw the back of a man. When he was about to go up to greet him, he saw the man take out a mask and put it on, and took out a pistol from his clothes...

"Robbery...ah..." Li Nuo stopped when he was only one meter away from the man.

The man also looked over.

At this moment, their eyes met, and Li Nuo took a deep breath...

…

"What is that bastard Hogg doing!"

When the director walked out of the supermarket, he saw Li Nuo riding on Hogg and beating him crazily...

"you……"

Li Nuo raised his head.

I saw a group of people walking out of the supermarket.

Some of them were carrying cameras.

"There's a robber."

Li Nuo said in English and pointed to the gun that fell on the ground.

The director came over and shouted angrily: "We are making a movie!"

Li Nuo was stunned.

"Damn... How can Hogg film like this..." the director shouted to the supermarket: "Let the actress put on her clothes first!"

Li Nuo could understand this sentence, and he could also see the undressed actress walking out from behind the shelves...

"This is..." Li Nuo could probably guess what was going on.

The director took about ten seconds to tell what happened.

They gave the supermarket owner a sum of money to make a film. The film they made was not a serious film. It was called an art film in a larger format, or a youth X-knowledge education in a more popular way.

Abbreviation: European and American series.

"Friend, you broke our actor and assistant director, what do you think we should do?"

"You...you better let me go." Li Nuo panicked...

"That won't work." The director said, "Let's do this, you will take over Hogg's job."

Li Nuo pointed at himself: "Me?"

Director: "You will be paid, but part of the medical expenses will be deducted."

Li Nuo: "Should I go into battle?"

Director: "What a beautiful idea. We are in love."

Li Nuo was relieved.

that's all……

About five hours later.

…

The beam of light pierced the dark clouds and poured down onto the earth.

Gray Western buildings four or five stories high are located next to each other.

The building has been renovated many times. Although it is dilapidated, it has a unique European artistic feel.

The artificial shrubs on both sides of the street are refreshing, and the cold wind blows, creating ripples on the pool in the park.

At the same time, it blew the corners of Li Nuo's clothes and hair while standing on the street.

The car of the director and his entourage gradually went further and further away, disappearing behind the horizon of the road.

Li Nuo held his wages in his hand and looked messily at the embassy across the road.

"What on earth have I experienced..."

The embassy staff were also curious about this.

"What exactly have you been through?"

"He was kidnapped by human traffickers, fought against killers, flew through the air with aliens on broomsticks, and then made a youth educational film as an assistant director and extra."

After Li Nuo finished speaking, he didn't even want to believe it himself.

Naturally, the embassy staff didn’t believe it either.

"What exactly have you experienced?"

"I was forgotten in a village by the tour group."

"It would be nice to tell the truth sooner."

Li Nuo tilted his head. The dead fish eyes were already etched on his face, like a tattoo that couldn't be washed away.

"Yeah... It would be great to tell the truth earlier. Can I go home... I want to go home..."

…

Cha Bai received a call from Li Nuo.

"Hey, what's wrong with you? I haven't been able to contact you, and you're not in the corridor."

Hearing Chabai's voice, Li Nuo felt as comfortable as waking up from a nightmare and seeing the rippling skirt of the goddess of dawn.

"Nothing, is there any strange person looking for me?"

Li Nuo's original intention was the group of police officers who monitored him.

But Chabai thought of something else.

"There were a few weird calls."

"who?"

"I'm looking for you to participate in the show and form an internet celebrity boy group."

"You're a liar." Li Nuo felt that the distance between himself and Internet celebrities was a bit big. He was considered an artist.

"I don't know. Anyway, just say I can't find you." Chabai paused and said, "But I see that the number shows the mark of 'Cairo Comics Society'..."

Maybe not a liar...

Li Nuo complained, but when he thought about being on a show, he really had no interest in it, so he said, "It doesn't matter. Anyway, I will only give you an appearance fee of 10,000 to 20,000 yuan to create a personal show."

The contract with Cairo Comics Club mentions the need to create a character for the writer.

Cha Bai: "No... they said... the appearance fee seems to be 100,000."

Li Nuo: "Say it again."

"One hundred thousand." Cha Bai added: "But then I sent them a message and they said they had found someone else to be on the show."

Beep——

When Cha Bai didn't react, Li Nuo hung up the phone.

Cha Bai was confused: "What happened to him today?"

In Greenland, inside the embassy, ​​Li Nuo covered his mouth and squatted in the corner, trying to cry or not, which made a staff member think that he was heartbroken...

"Brother, no matter what happens, just remember to keep an eye on it."

"Ah... look at it..." Li Nuo nodded with dry eyes: "Hahaha, haha... today is such a beautiful day..."