Chapter 703 Assassin
If the treehouse refuses to open the door, no one dares to break in.
So everyone from the Elf Queen to the Elf Guards lined up in front of my house.
The scene looked like passengers waiting for the bus in an orderly manner at the bus station.
I was very happy to see this scene, but it made the elder Mai Sonoda next to the Queen angry.
This old witch yelled at me angrily: "An Xiaoyi, you are so courageous. Her Majesty the Queen is standing right here, and you still haven't opened the door!"
I was neither anxious nor annoyed, and said lazily, "You have hands and feet, why don't you open the door yourself?"
"If I could open it, why would I need to talk nonsense to you here?"
Sonoda Mai became even more angry.
I sat down on the doorstep and said calmly: "Whoever wants to open the door can open it by himself. Don't yell at me. I'm not an elf, so I won't do what you do."
"You!" Sonoda Mai pointed at me, trembling with anger.
Saying hello to the Elf Queen and mocking Elder Mai Sonoda were actually all done on purpose by me, with only one purpose - to notify Phoenix with hand signals, secretly tell Remi to say hello to the tree house, and continue to close the door tightly to prevent them from entering. .
At this point in time, Taylor's treatment of Princess Analita is in the final stage, and all the previous efforts cannot be wasted because of a little negligence and politeness.
While I was in a stalemate with them, I once again gestured to Phoenix: Let Remi find an opportunity to sneak in through the skylight, tell Taylor and Princess Analita the truth, and ask Princess Analita to be prepared to act stupid. Wait until everything is ready before opening the door.
There is a reason why I entrusted all these tasks to Remi.
Compared to the elves, Treehouse likes goblins more - elves can't communicate with Treehouse, but goblins can.
Remi's grandma told me: To the tree house, goblins are like their children, and parents will never refuse their children's requests.
While I continued to play rogue with the Elf Queen and her group, I secretly observed Remi's actions.
Since my rogue behavior successfully attracted most of the attention, and the petite and extremely agile Remy was difficult to target, so not long after, Phoenix made a gesture towards me - he had successfully entered the tree room. .
I breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that the next time would be both urgent and precious.
Completely ignoring the image, I lay down directly on my back on the doorstep. I put my arms on my pillow and got into a comfortable position, even crossing my legs.
"What a despicable and undisciplined behavior, An Xiaoyi, your attitude insults the image of our Moonlight City!" Sonoda Mai continued to ramble.
"Image?" I raised my eyelids and looked at her sideways: "Isn't Moonlight City known as the freest country? Isn't it possible that even a comfortable sleeping position is restricted?"
Elder Mai Sonoda was obviously shocked by my words. She even took the initiative to change the subject: "You want to sleep here?"
"Ah, what's the problem?"
"Her Majesty the Queen is here. Not only are you not respectful, but you even stand in front of the door and want to sleep. You, you, you are so presumptuous!"
Elder Mai Sonoda couldn't find the words to describe me, which made her tremble even more with anger.
Just when I was considering whether to have another snoring and farting scene, the closed door clicked open.
This is the signal. Taylor has completed the treatment, and Remi has also completed the communication. The rest depends on Princess Analita's performance.
I climbed up from the ground in a hurry, opened the door as close as possible, and walked in first.
"Aren't you going to sleep on the ground? Why did you enter the house?"
Behind him, Elder Mai Sonoda’s angry voice sounded.
I ignored her and winked at Princess Analita, who was lying on the sofa playing with gadgets and eating coffee beans.
Princess Analita winked at me too.
I can finally relax.
As the Queen and her party entered the room, I heard two sighs.
One sound came from the Elf Queen, and the other sound came from the Great Elder Priscilla.
I looked at her and she nodded slightly at me, but I didn't respond.
Elder Mai Sonoda ordered to the elf guards following him: "Start searching."
"Wait a minute." I stood up, stopped them, and looked at Mai Sonoda: "This is private property, you're going to search it as you say?"
"That's right." She held her head high, like a victorious fighting cock: "We have a decree from Her Majesty the Queen. In order to prevent you from being cunning and rogue, we even invited Her Majesty the Queen here."
"Yeah, yeah," I nodded repeatedly: "What you said is very good, but I want to know, why do you want to search my home? Did I break the law, violate discipline, or did I do some inhumane behavior?"
"We suspect that there may be an assassin hiding in your home."
"Are you dreaming?" I chuckled: "Assassin? Do you think it is possible for an assassin to break into my treehouse? Even if he can break in by force, aren't he afraid of the treehouse's revenge? Do you really think that the treehouse is just a treehouse? A building? Don't act stupid. You and I both understand that a treehouse is not just a building. It is a living creature with flesh and blood, just like you and me! Your way of judging, I highly doubt it is an insult to the treehouse.”
As I said that, I raised my voice and said loudly: "Treehouse, what do you think?"
There was a violent shaking, and the sound of metal bowls falling to the floor came from the kitchen. Fortunately, there was no breaking sound, otherwise it would have been more loss than gain.
Remy flew over lightly, sat on my neck, and whispered a few words to me.
I nodded and said coldly: "Treehouse is very angry. He thinks your words are an insult."
"I, I didn't mean to insult you, Shufang!" Elder Mai Sonoda panicked: "I was just questioning this human kid, ever since he came here."
She suddenly fell silent.
The treehouse trembled again, accompanied by roars from time to time.
Remy leaned closer to me and whispered a few more words.
"Treehouse said that all living things are equal, free, have dignity and cannot be questioned at will." I said calmly: "Your behavior is blasphemous to living things, so you must apologize."
"I" Elder Mai Sonoda was like a duck grabbed by the neck at this moment. She wanted to get angry several times, but was swallowed back. In the end, like a defeated dog, she said dejectedly: " It was my fault for saying those rude words before, and I ask the tree house and you for forgiveness."
"It's okay, I don't blame you" I said with a smile.
The treehouse also trembled slightly, and then fell silent.
"Okay." My expression returned to normal again, and I said calmly: "Now, please explain to me, assassin, what is going on?"