Chapter 733 City Palace

There is a disease on earth called fetishism, which refers to having a strong sexual interest in certain objects used by the opposite sex.

But here, I have to defend myself: I really don’t have a fetish!

The reason why I looked nervous and sniffed it cautiously was because it was a piece of toilet paper!

Before getting a definite answer, God knows whether this toilet paper has been used!

Also, don’t look at me with your perverted eyes. Believe it or not, I’ll show you how perverted I am on the spot!

Continuously complaining and roaring in my heart finally relieved my nervousness.

After hesitating for a moment, I awkwardly put the toilet paper back into my pocket, turned around and walked towards the house.

"Hey!" Princess Analetta stopped me: "Where is your reply?"

"Wait!"

I went into the house, took a pen, ran into the toilet, and scribbled down my thoughts on it.

I have to say, toilet paper is really a magical thing!

Whether on earth or in Zephyr Continent, they are the most popular and practical daily necessities.

Even if you are caught red-handed for plagiarizing or passing notes, as long as you blow your nose hard, or preferably rub it again, everything will be fine.

When dealing with nobles and royal families, if you want to hand over important information, you can just write the information quietly on toilet paper, fold it a few times, or roll it into a ball, and then you can carry the information openly. Unobstructed access.

Even if you are caught, as long as you say it is for blowing your nose and wiping your butt, most people will never have the courage to open it.

If the folding stool is the top ten weapons, then toilet paper is the king of transmitting information.

The moment she saw toilet paper for the first time, Princess Analetta's expression was shocked and her heart was broken.

She was so burnt on the outside and tender on the inside that it took her a long time to say: "What is this?"

"My answer" I said calmly.

The toilet paper swayed in the breeze like a flag covered in small black letters.

"Can't you choose a better piece of paper to write on?" Princess Analetta said frantically, her mouth had turned into a trapezoid.

"Isn't this very convenient?" I shook the toilet paper again, with a look of disgust on my face: "This is the highest-grade toilet paper. It is thick and soft. It is not convenient for writing at all. In order to write down all my thoughts, I am useless. So energetic."

"Hey? Why do you still have this expression? Do you have to use ordinary toilet paper to write on it?"

"Can't you stop thinking about toilet paper?" Princess Analetta was going crazy: "Think about paper, ordinary paper. Why can't you write on ordinary paper?"

I picked my ears and nose, with an even more disgusted expression on my face: "Huh?"

Then, Princess Analetta collapsed completely.

The toilet paper was eventually taken back by Princess Analetta.

Before leaving, the princess made a move that was not noble. She spat hard in front of me and left angrily.

When I got home, Princess Analita came over to me and asked, "Is it Analita?"

"Ah, yes."

"Why did she come to you?" Princess Analita looked suspicious.

"She was attracted by my charming and handsome appearance and came to have a tryst with me."

"Liar" Princess Analita didn't believe it at all: "My sister will not have a tryst with you. Besides, have you ever seen anyone spit on the ground after a tryst?"

"Maybe she belongs to the mythical animal alpaca. She spits when she gets excited."

"The mythical beast alpaca?" Princess Analita looked confused: "What is that?"

"Ignore him." Cagalli walked over and said, "Xiao Yi will say one or two words that no one understands from time to time. Just pretend you didn't hear them."

"Oh" Princess Analita nodded in understanding, then turned to me: "Tell me quickly, why on earth did my sister come to you?"

Sighing, I said helplessly: "He was sent by the Queen as a messenger. You should be satisfied now."

"Messenger?" Princess Analita said to herself: "My sister?"

"Well, didn't I say some rude and ruthless words before? Your sister asked her to send me a message."

"Is this a conviction to convict you?" She stared at me, very nervous.

"No," I said, "It's just an exchange of information and opinions. It has nothing to do with conviction or anything like that."

As I said that, I carefully unfolded the toilet paper that had been crumpled into a ball and spread it on the table.

After taking turns to read the contents on the toilet paper, Phoenix and the others breathed a sigh of relief, and the goblins also relaxed their expressions. Princess Analita patted her chest and said: "It scared me, so I said, sister is definitely not that heartless. people."

It is still unclear whether the Elf Queen is a heartless person, but one thing is certain, she is not my enemy at the moment, but rather like a suffering ally.

Today's toilet paper is also like a request for help, asking me for help.

If you want to help the Elf Queen, you must first understand the enemies around the Elf Queen.

The six elders are: Priscilla, Sonoda Mai, Siberia, Meira, Lindsay, and an unknown old woman.

Elder Priscilla's camp is unknown, but based on my current understanding and analysis of her, she is a hypocrite. She usually doesn't show her expression, so it's impossible to guess what she is thinking in her heart.

Elder Mai Sonoda is a cold old witch, and she is also the person I understand the most so far.

She looked down on me and opposed me in public more than once. I originally thought she was from Akahavi's side, but I didn't expect that just before, she had behaved badly towards Elder Lindsay who had tampered with the contents of the letter without authorization. Extremely angry, which surprised me.

I wonder, is this a ploy to get close to me and win my favor, or is this just her nature?

Before there is a definite basis, it is too early to classify her into any team.

Elder Lindsay is very interesting. She seems to be obeying the instructions of Elder Mai Sonoda, but from time to time, she will break away from the reins and go her own way.

Taking the previous tampering with the content of the letter as an example, her behavior seemed to far exceed Elder Mai Sonoda's expectations. Otherwise, Elder Mai Sonoda would not have shown such an angry expression.

But as mentioned before, it is too early to draw conclusions about her positioning.

I don't know whether the tampering with the letter was a temporary truth or a premeditated conspiracy.

Needless to say, Elder Mela must be from Akahawi's side.

Although I don’t know Elder Sibering’s side, judging from her behavior of ignoring Barbara and directly ordering the goblins to assist the team, she is definitely not my friend anymore.

As for the unknown elder, no matter what thoughts and feelings the people around her expressed, she always lowered her head, as if she was thinking or dozing off.

But I have a vague misconception - this person may be deeper than Elder Priscilla's city.