Chapter 2381 Crazy Cat Disease

March 11, 4116, sunny.

The warm spring breeze blows on the earth, carrying the fragrance of flowers through the halls and rooms.

As an elder of a foreign tribe, I am hunched over my desk, holding my chin, holding a pen in my mouth, and worrying.

Some people say that young people don’t know what it’s like to be sad, so they forcefully talk about sadness in order to compose new lyrics. I want to say, screw it, no one has ever been worried in life since ancient times. It can only be divided into more sorrow and less sorrow.

At this moment, I only have one worry, and unfortunately, this worry is quite big.

The Japanese Wind Championship is a large-scale event jointly organized by the five countries. It is held in a certain country on a regular basis. It is a bit like the wind and water. It comes to my home this year, but it is not as attractive as the throne. Sometimes, it is even regarded as For a piece of hot taro.

Why is it hot?

Because of trouble.

Yes, if you want to hold a Japanese style competition, it can be solved not only by consuming a lot of manpower and material resources, but also by carefully planning the battle method, the scale of the battle, arranging the battle field, organizing the defense force, and at the same time finding free time. Promote the national spirit of Chandni City on a large scale.

This experience, one after another, there is no need to burn your brain to think about it!

And I also found that accepting the job of the Japanese Wind Contest was not only a waste of brains, but also a waste of energy.

So far, I haven't even been able to write out ten words of the plan, and I have chewed dozens of pens into pieces.

"No matter how distressed you are, you can't bite the pen like this!" Yura said a little distressed: "It's not good for your health, and"

"Huh?" Holding the pen in my mouth, I asked vaguely, "And what?"

"And these pens are all famous brands, so they are very valuable."

Click.

When I got excited, I broke another tube.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Kailan walked in with his hands behind his back and a smile on his face. He first looked at the remains of the pens and the broken pen slag that was filled with paper baskets, and then looked up at me. His eyes were like looking at a monkey in the zoo.

"What?" I asked in confusion: "Are there flowers on my face?"

"There are no flowers, but I remember you said that you seem to be immune to all poisons."

"It's immune to all poisons. Is there any problem?"

"Yes." She nodded, stared at me and said, "But why are your face and the corners of your mouth blue?"

"Blue? Oh no!" I was so shocked that I forgot that pens are different from pencils and ballpoint pens. They emit water!

I rushed into the bathroom and started a happy washing time. At the end, I habitually wiped a few things on my mouth with something in my hand to wipe off the water stains. Suddenly I realized something was wrong. Why did I feel it when I wiped my face? Feeling numb?

I lowered my head, opened my hands, and looked at it. My eyelids were twitching wildly. Damn it. This is the copywriting that I had just compiled after thinking about it all morning. Although it only had a few words, it was still my hard work!

I walked out with a sad face and bumped into Barbara. When the latter saw that it was me, she immediately adjusted her expression and turned into a arrogant one. However, not even five seconds later, her expression changed again, becoming curious, surprised, and then deeply... Confused.

She came close to me, looked at me carefully for a moment, suddenly screamed strangely, and rushed towards the warehouse. After a while, she rushed out of the warehouse again, touched my forehead with a solemn expression, and stretched out a finger in surprise: "Xiao Yi ,Are you OK?"

"Huh? It's okay. Why do you ask?"

"No." Barbara shook her head and said with a serious look: "You must have something wrong, tell me quickly, where you feel uncomfortable, I can help you call a doctor, a famous doctor, the most famous doctor, don't worry, I will definitely cure you of!"

"I'm really fine." I avoided her hand touching my forehead and walked towards the sofa.

When Barbara saw this, she almost didn't cry. She quickly grabbed my arm and said in a tearful voice: "It's over. Xiaoyi is really sick. He is so sick that he is going crazy!"

I suddenly became unhappy: "What are you talking about? What's wrong with me? I'm crazy. I think you're the one who's crazy."

Unexpectedly, Barbara became even sadder: "It's over, it's over, it's really over now, Xiaoyi is so crazy that he dares to talk back!"

I:

After some explanations, Barbara finally believed that I was not completely crazy, but she still felt that I was a little mentally abnormal. After all, in her opinion, normal people would not eat pens when there was plenty of food left in the warehouse.

If you want to chew, you should also chew on the pencil, which is easier to digest.

"I said Barbara, shouldn't you be on duty at the cafe at this time? Why did you come home suddenly? Are you being lazy again?"

Barbara said confidently: "I'm not lazy! My aunt saw me working hard and took the initiative to let me come back to rest!"

"Oh?" I said with a smile, "Do you think I believe it or not?"

"You believe it!" Barbara said domineeringly with her hands on her hips.

I grinned and said, "Yeah, just in time, I want to drink coffee. Yura, Kailan, come on, come with me to the cafe, and let's have a latte prepared by the landlady!"

"Stop!" Barbara panicked instantly and grabbed my arm with both hands: "Don't go!"

"Oh?" I said with a faint smile, "Why can't you go?"

"Because..." Barbara frowned and tried to make up a lie: "Auntie said that you shouldn't drink coffee recently!"

"Hehehe, really?"

"Of course it's true!" Barbara forced herself to remain calm and vowed.

"I do not believe."

"You, don't go! Auntie said that if you drink coffee today, there will be a bloody disaster, which is a bad omen!"

"Hehehe, I still don't believe it! You girl, why are you biting! Hey! And you're tickling me! Hey! Stop, shut up."

Half an hour later.

Barbara was like a tired cat, lying on the sofa panting, while I was like a salted fish, or a salted fish with scales scraped off, lying on the sofa with dull eyes, sad.

The area around the coffee table was as messy as a battlefield. There were rags and fragments everywhere, and there were a lot of blood stains. They were all mine.

Barbara, the initiator, frowned, rolled her eyes at me, and said angrily: "Really, being lazy is more tiring than being on duty. I won't be lazy when you are at home in the future!"

"You also said," I said sadly, "my new clothes! They have to be remade again."

"Who told you to tell the truth!" Barbara said fiercely: "If you dare to betray me, you must be prepared to suffer violent revenge!"

On the side, Yura and Kailan each took a broom and swept the floor. While sweeping, they talked in a low voice: "Do you think it was wrong for us to seek refuge in Cagalli?"

"how you said that?"

"Barbara's fighting ability is not low, just in case one day she and Cagalli get into a fight."

"You don't know what happened later, but they are evenly matched."

"Oh! It's true! They are evenly matched, it's incredible." Kailan glanced at Barbara's nails with a fearful look on his face.

"Actually, let me tell you, we both joined the wrong team at the beginning," Yura said seriously, "We should join Phoenix. She is the most violent eldest sister of the Fearless Guild."

"Oh, it turns out Phoenix is ​​the most violent eldest sister, what about Barbara?"

"The most irritable big sister."

"What's the most irritable thing?"

"If you don't agree with each other, you will gnash your teeth and claws, as if you have rabies."

"Shh, don't talk nonsense, Barbara is a cat person."

"Oh, that's rabid cat disease."