Chapter 2393 The Elder of Moonlight City Who Died in the Saddest Manner in History
A man and a woman alone were in the same room, sitting opposite each other, staring at each other, but the atmosphere was not charming at all. Rather, it was more awkward, more surprising, and more murderous.
After a long silence, Alice opened her red lips, and her voice was soft but cold to the bone: "How much do you know?"
"It's not much, but it's not too little either." I pinched a piece of pastry with a smile, threw it into my mouth, chewed it a few times, swallowed it, poured myself a cup of tea, took a sip, and then said, "What, Do you want to kill me and silence me?"
Although Alice did not speak, her calm expression and those cold eyes deeply betrayed her thoughts, and her strong murderous intention was clearly revealed.
"If you really want to kill me, I advise you to do it quickly. Don't pierce the heart or stab the throat. Just behead me." As I said that, I took off the bandage on my left arm. The thick bandage looked like a mourning stick. The white note was just longer and whiter: "Don't say I didn't tell you. My recovery ability is not comparable to the healing skills of ordinary priests. Injuries like piercing the heart, cutting the throat, etc., can only be half done at most." It can heal within an hour. Even if my arms and legs are cut off, it will only take a day or two for new ones to grow. Are you surprised? When I first learned about it, I was also surprised. Alas, don’t Look at me like you're a monster, okay? I'll be very hurt."
Along with my nagging, the last bandage slipped off the edge of the table, and black and red ancient texts densely packed like scriptures were spread all over my left arm.
When Alice saw the pattern on my left arm, her eyelids trembled and her whole body moved back a few inches. I deeply suspected that she was suffering from trypophobia. Fortunately, it was not serious and she did not faint or vomit on the spot.
I looked at her with a smile, kept shaking my left arm, and said jokingly: "If you wanted to kill me, you should have done it just now. But in the end, you acted like an honest child and listened to my nagging for so long. It's over now, left." As soon as your arm comes out, you lose your last chance to kill me."
While I was talking, I glanced at my left arm with a smile, my body suddenly trembled, and a strong sense of vomiting was lodged in my throat.
Damn it, I forgot, I also have trypophobia.
Alice is indeed a visitor from the demon world who has seen big scenes. After a brief period of panic, she regained her composure and moved her body forward a few inches. At the same time, her eyes fell on my left arm, which was leaning on the table.
She stared carefully, as if looking at a beautiful piece of art, wishing that the ancient characters on my left arm would be deeply engraved in her mind.
Seeing her entranced look, I was a little amused: "Miss Alice is very interested in the pattern on my arm? To be honest, I spent several months drawing it carefully one stroke at a time. How about it? Is there a different kind of beauty? If Miss Alice likes it, we can set a location, uh, let me think about it, in the Elf Forest, where the scenery is pleasant and the air is fresh, which is the best place to do some of the things that everyone loves to do. , for example, if you meet a friend and make an appointment. Ahem, what I mean is that you can choose that place and quietly draw an exquisite and beautiful tattoo for you. Oh, don’t worry, I will never ask for retouching fees. Miss Alice has worked hard for the long-term peace and stability of Moonlight City. She is really a role model for our generation. It is my honor to get a tattoo for you. Of course, in addition to tattoos, other services will be provided, such as massage, you can have a full body massage, or you can Partial massage, of course. What I recommend is full body massage. Although my hands are smooth and delicate, they are actually very powerful. Whether it is rubbing shoulders and legs, or grabbing breasts and coughing, in short, that’s what I mean. What do you plan to do? How about ordering a partial tattoo and a full-body massage? Or are you planning to order a full-body tattoo and a full-body massage? Oh, don’t get me wrong, I just feel that partial massage can’t express my gratitude, so I’ll ignore it for you. Well, no need to thank me. This is what it should be.”
After staring for a long time, Alice let out a breath and shifted her gaze from her left arm to my face. Her cold-looking eyes suddenly became confused: "Did you tattoo these words on your arm?"
"Yeah" I opened my eyes and said nonsense.
"Liar" Alice said: "I don't know why these words appear on your arm, but I am sure that these words are not tattooed, but innate."
When she said this, she raised her head, her eyes were like lightning, but there was no murderous intention anymore, but a deep fear: "You are not a human, you are a goblin! The darling of the great will!"
I spread my hands and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Forget it about being a favorite. Look at me. I have silver hair and tattoos on one arm. I look like this when I walk on the street. I don't dare to talk to little girls for fear of being regarded as a delinquent. Give someone a good beating.”
Alice ignored my complaints. She stared at me closely, not daring to look away for a moment, as if if she looked away for a moment, I would instantly take away her head.
Really, is it necessary?
I curled my lips, feeling helpless.
The murderous intention that was originally hidden in the box has turned into a deep fear at this moment.
I have to say that sometimes, the change of situation is so wonderful.
I smiled and threw the pastry into my mouth. While chewing, I said, "Since Miss Alice has recognized my identity, you must have fought against my kind before, right?"
Alice nodded with an ugly expression.
"What was the result of the battle?" I said with a smile, "How many wins and how many losses?"
Alice's face became even more ugly.
My smile became even brighter: "Hahahaha, it seems that fighting with my tribe left a deep impression on Miss Alice, hahaha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha t s fought against my tribesmen made Miss Alice a deep impression!
A violent cough almost killed me.
Damn it, I will never talk while eating snacks again. If I choke to death, how will outsiders see me?
shock! The youngest elder of Moonlight City in history died because of this trivial matter!
Then, at the bottom of the article, I wrote a lot of advice on not talking while eating, etc., and at the end of the article, I added an ugly photo of me after I choked on a pastry.
Perhaps in a few years, Master Dewey will thoroughly study the ruins of the Celestial Clan and reproduce some of the technologies of the Celestial Clan. Maybe one of the technologies is related to video production. Then, in order to commemorate me, or maybe just to gain popularity, he will kill me tragically. Ugly people are made into ghost videos and spread out.
Haha, you can imagine that I will be famous all over the world from now on.
When I thought of this, my desire to live surged exponentially. I jumped up from the ground in pain and hit my chest with such force that it seemed like I broke two ribs.