Chapter 153 So Disgusting

Lin Xiuqing happened to be turning over the dried fish being dried at the door. She saw Ye Yaodong coming home with a piece of pork liver and a pork belly, and asked in surprise: "Where did you buy them?"

"I didn't buy them. I got them from Fatty. His father-in-law gave me a bunch of pig offal and asked me to bring some back."

"This pork belly weighs more than three kilograms, right? How can we finish it? Why don't we take it to my mother's place and stew it for her?"

"Okay, take it to her and take it to her. Once it's stewed, let's put it in two bowls. It'll save trouble. We'll just keep the liver. You can eat more."

"good."

Pork belly is stomach-warming. The local cooking method is to stuff a little hen into the pork belly and stew it, which is called pork belly chicken.

Or tie the head and tail of the pig belly, beat a few local eggs in the middle and stew it with tonic. When the stew is cooked, just cut it in a circle with scissors and eat it separately.

There were no pullets at the moment, and Ye Yaodong hadn't eaten the eggs that Mother Ye had beaten into the pig's belly for many years, so no one was paying attention.

For dinner, they had a bowl of steamed fish, a bowl of stir-fried cabbage, and then pork belly soup.

Lin Xiuqing cooked the pork liver and spinach soup and put it aside, covering it and keeping it until she prepares it tomorrow. Otherwise, the pork liver will become smelly after being left out overnight. After cooking, leave it there and it will not spoil if you don't stir it.

After a hearty meal, he helped look after the children for a while. When it got dark, Ye Yaodong planned to go out and stretch his muscles.

The three of them came directly to the vicinity of Xu Laifu's house. No matter whether they could find someone or not, they were just idle anyway, so they just went out to hang out and eat.

Ah Zheng had just gotten married and was having sex with his wife. It was inconvenient to disturb him at night. Ah Guang was going to sea again at night, so they didn't call him, just the three of them.

Xiaoxiao had the foresight to take out two packs of melon seeds from his pocket.

Ye Yaodong chuckled and took the ball of paper in his hand, "You are quite well prepared. You have brought all the melon seeds."

"Aren't you afraid of being bored? I just passed by a small store, so I bought two packs so that I don't have to wait. It's just right to bring two packs of melon seeds to eat."

"I don't know when this grandson will come out."

"If you have an urgent need to urinate, you can definitely solve it with the urinal in the house. You have to wait until he has an urgent need to urinate."

"You can't beat the shit out of him right now?"

"Do you want to be so cruel?"

"Then wait until he's finished pulling before you hit him?"

"Can you guys who are riding horses stop using shit? The melon seeds don't even smell good anymore."

"You don't poop? The pork belly you took away this afternoon was just for pig poop!"

Ye Yaodong glanced at the fat man speechlessly, then moved two steps to the side and leaned against a big tree.

The fat man raised his eyebrows proudly.

"You damn fat man, can you stop sounding so disgusting? I even ate fried sausages at night." Xiao Xiao said and moved closer to Ye Yaodong.

"Eating is eating, talking is talking. Eating, drinking and having diarrhea is a major event in life! It is both vulgar and elegant at the same time!"

The three of them chatted while eating melon seeds. Fortunately, it was only October, so it wasn't very cold yet.

"I've finished eating the melon seeds. Let's buy two more packs. After we finish eating and don't come out, we'll go back to our homes. We'll go fishing early on the first day of the new year. The tide goes out at around 6 o'clock on the first day of the new year..."

"Shh~ It's out, it's out, no need to buy..."

The three of them looked down the slope and saw a figure limping on one leg, limping forward and looking left and right.

When they first came over, they deliberately chose to stand on a high slope so that they could see clearly below.

"Finally the wait was not in vain."

"You have to eat, drink, and have diarrhea..."

"Shhhhhh~ Stop eating, drinking and pooping. Be quiet. We just walked out of the house. Don't scare him back by making any noise~"

Three people followed furtively, and one

Xiaoxiao: "He really comes out to solve the big problems in life."

Ye Yaodong: "Otherwise, you think it's Pixiu and can only go in and out?"

Fatty: "Let's really stay here and wait until he's finished!"

Ye Yaodong: "Otherwise? Do you really want to beat the shit out of him?"

Xiaoxiao: "He's in, why don't we go and scare him first? When he comes out with his pants, we can put a sack on him?"

"It stinks..."

"Go ahead, it's not like you haven't been to the toilet before."

The toilet at the moment was just a small, low house, worse than a pigsty. There was a large pit at the bottom, with small white animals squirming in it.

There are simply a few wooden boards set up above so that people can stand on it. The front is only covered by a small straw woven curtain, and a little bit of feet is exposed underneath.

If someone approaches, you will still know that there is someone inside, or the person inside will pretend to cough a few times to remind you that someone is outside.

The three of them whispered as they walked down, "How can I be scared?"

Xiao Xiao slightly said proudly: "You'll see me later!"

"Okay, then it's up to you."

Then as he walked, he felt like he was alone?

When he turned around, he saw that the two guys stood still after he finished speaking!

Grass!

He winked and gestured desperately, calling them to come forward, but they just shook their heads motionless? She also nuzzled at him, urging him to go quickly!

***!

They agreed to go together, but the two of them hid behind their backs!

He stared so hard that he was almost blinded, but the two of them remained motionless, which made him so angry!

Hearing the sound of pulling up pants in the latrine, he had no choice but to get in himself.

He pulled his throat silently, and then used a high-pitched voice to pretend to cry...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

When he felt the sound of the board shaking, his confidence increased and he continued to work harder.

"Woooooooo~~ It's been hundreds of years~ I finally found you~~Brother Fu~"

"Bang~"

"Winter~"

"Ah~Help~vomit~"

When Xiaoxiao heard the movement in the pit, he jumped up excitedly. He was so excited that he kept thinking, "Oh my God."

Ye Yaodong and Fatty were also surprised and ran forward, covering their mouths and noses. Listening to the sounds of retching coming from the pit from time to time, they both grinned silently and gave Xiaoxiao a thumbs up.

This is just a small pit, not very big or very deep. If a person falls in, he can still stand and climb out.

At this moment, they saw a hand sticking out of the pit, and heard the sound of him climbing up inside the pit. They immediately ran uphill again, and then squatted there and cooed quietly.

"It's really you, but you actually scared him so much that he fell into the pit?"

"He's so cowardly. If he doesn't get scared, he's useless. He's a weakling."

"That's why it's called a guilty conscience!"

"Ugh~ so disgusting..."

I saw him crawling up from the latrine with bruises on his face, and white bugs squirming on his body. He was gagging and beating, as if to shake off the disgusting things on his body...

The three of them shuddered in disgust, but they watched with gusto without blinking.

Xu Laifu also disliked himself. Looking at the things hanging on his body, he wanted to die.

He also suspected that someone had scared him deliberately just now, but he looked around and saw no one was anywhere. He was so sick, so he could only vomit and limp home first.

The three of them looked at the disgusting unknown object on the ground in front of the pit, as well as the liquid dripping from his body along the way, and the imprinted footprints, with expressions of disgust on their faces.

Xiaoxiao: "Should we stop fighting? It's too disgusting."

Fatty: "Who dares to come up here?"

"Mad, I have goosebumps all over the floor. It's so disgusting that I almost vomited."

Ye Yaodong shuddered again as he spoke. Fortunately, there was a toilet at the back door of his new home. He didn't have to go to the toilet, and he didn't have to work so hard to pick out the manure pit and empty it. It was just right to mix it with water and use it as fertilizer for growing vegetables.

"Tonight's experience will probably be something he will never forget!"

"I will never go to the toilet again. With my weight, I'm so afraid of accidentally ending up like him!"

Ye Yaodong looked at his body shape up and down, and he really had to visit his house often!

"Take it easy! You're lucky that you haven't fallen down in the toilet for so many years. If you gain more weight, the board won't be able to bear your weight."

"I need to talk to my wife about buying a big toilet! At worst, I can empty it more diligently."

Xiaoxiao stretched his neck and looked at the tiny figure in the distance, "Do you still want to follow me?"

"Go, go, I have nothing to do anyway, why don't you follow me and have a look?"

"Oh my god, tonight's experience really touched my heart!"

"You are so perverted!"

"Each other!"

The three of them continued to follow Xu Laifu enthusiastically, keeping a safe distance from him to prevent the pungent smell of ecstasy from entering their mouths and noses...

After following him uphill to his house, they stopped and squatted there with their ears pricked up to listen.

"What smells so bad?"

"I smell it too?"

"Did someone knock over the urine bucket in his room?"

After a while, the lights all over the Xu family came on. Xu's mother was cursing and knocked on every room and asked, only to find that her youngest son was not in the room, and there were some unknown liquid stains on the floor of the main room.

She knelt down and smelled it, and her entire face wrinkled up immediately, and she kept cursing while opening and closing her mouth...

The three of them squatted on the hillside and looked through the window of his house with great interest...

After a while, Xu's mother heard the sound of water coming from the back door. She opened the door and took a look. She immediately waved her hands in front of her mouth and nose in disgust, trying to drive away the disgusting smell.

"What are you doing? What's so stinky?"

"Mom, I was careless!"

How could you be careless?

She looked forward intently and felt even more disgusted. There were actually bugs crawling on her body?

"Did you fall into the pit? Are you a fool? You actually walked home? There are marks everywhere, you idiot..."

Xu's mother scolded him with a sullen face, and ordered him to wash up before entering the house, and then went in to clean up the floor...

The three of them didn't pat their butts after watching the whole farce and stood up with satisfaction.

“The evening was really well worth the trip!”

"You're laughing so hard. People who go to the latrine tomorrow will have to curse again when they see the filth on the ground around the latrine."

"I'm so disgusted. Go home and wash up and go to bed."

Seeing that he came back late today with a bright smile on his face, Lin Xiuqing couldn't help lowering her voice and asked: "You found the money, are you so happy?"

"What's more satisfying than picking up money?"

He told her what happened that night with a smile on his face, and Lin Xiuqing was speechless.

"What a loss to you! Falling into a manhole is much more uncomfortable than being beaten."

"Haha, that's because he is timid. It's none of our business. We didn't even lift a finger on him. I was laughing so hard."

"Stop laughing, don't wake the child, go wash your hands and feet and go to bed."

Ye Yaodong happily complied.