Chapter 148: Both the Person and the Person Got the Stolen Goods
It's almost 8 o'clock, and Azheng's house is really the only one with bright lights in the village right now.
The four of them did not bring flashlights, and only walked on the paths in the village by moonlight, but the moon was not very bright, which affected their vision.
"Should I go home and get a flashlight?" Xiaoxiao said hesitantly.
"What are you afraid of? There are no ghosts?" Ye Yaodong said matter-of-factly.
"It's late at night, can you please stop talking about ghosts? Although it's not 12 o'clock yet, there is no light everywhere. Don't you feel cautious?"
The fat man touched his arm, which instantly gave rise to goosebumps, and couldn't help but glance at the branches swaying in the wind around him. He always felt that the swaying shadows of those branches on the ground were a bit scary.
Xiaoxiao suddenly became nervous, "Fuck...can you please stop talking about it? It's obviously nothing, but I feel really scary when I tell you about it."
"Nervous, you are a grown man who is afraid of ghosts!"
"Who says men can't be afraid of ghosts? Ah~"
Everyone was startled by the scream and jumped up. Just as they were about to scream, they saw and heard him trying hard to silence them with gestures.
"Shhhhhh..."
Everyone's voices were suddenly stuck in their throats again, and they were so uncomfortable that they had no choice but to stretch their necks and swallow back the screams that were about to come out.
Ye Yaodong rubbed his neck and lowered his voice, "Fuck, what's your name, you damn fat guy?"
Xiaoxiao and Aguang also angrily whispered to the fat man.
"People are scary, scared to death. I am not scared to death by ghosts when I ride on a horse. I will be scared to death by you..."
"Are you itchy?"
The fat man was surrounded by the three of them looking at him eagerly, and he quickly explained, "No, I saw a reflection not far above and walked over, and I was shocked."
"The mud horse is just a reflection. Maybe it went to the hut, so it needs to be called."
"No, I saw in the reflection that he seemed to be holding something like a bucket in his hand, swinging it around."
Um?
The three people immediately widened their eyes, bucket?
"Hurry up and take a look!"
They quickly slowed down their steps and climbed up the slope of the path quickly. They saw a figure in the distance turning his head frequently, and then looking around with his neck curled up.
They discussed taking another intersecting path directly down the slope, and planned to stop and squat in the grass at the intersection later, so that he could go first.
But I heard people going uphill grunting, "I wonder which unlucky guy fell into the latrine? He was screaming, and it almost scared me to death..."
"I was scared last night, and I'm scared again tonight, so unlucky..."
"I never thought it was quite scary at night in the village..."
"There are no ghosts in this world..."
As he walked there, he hunched his neck, looked around, and muttered, as if to embolden himself.
The fat man raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes, and his mouth opened and closed as if he was silently cursing.
When they were about to reach the intersection, the four of them stopped in advance and squatted down. They saw Xu Laifu walking quickly downhill from the uphill slope.
The four of them waited for him to walk down for a short distance before following him, listening to him ramble along like a fool.
When he reached the edge of the beach, he took a headlamp and put it on, turning it on to illuminate the road.
"Fuck...he really stole this net! He was quite careful. He didn't turn on the lights until there was no one around here."
"Just open the way for us."
"Shh~"
The four of them fell far behind and followed him all the way to the pier. They saw him pointing around a few boats.
"What is he doing? Choosing a boat to go to sea?"
"Damn, there's still one choice to make during requisition."
"It's a very good plan. I don't have a boat or a net. I go out in the middle of the night to commandeer a boat and go out to sea to steal a few nets. It's a waste of money!"
Xiaoxiao looked at Dongzi, "Go and catch him directly now? Or should we also sail the boat and follow him?"
A Guang turned around and said, "Isn't it better to get both the stolen goods and the stolen goods?"
The fat man hesitated, "Do you want to sail out with us? Isn't it too dangerous to catch people at sea?"
Ye Yaodong nodded. It's not easy to catch him at sea. What if he jumps over the wall in a hurry and jumps directly into the sea? If you are too far from the shore, it is difficult to swim back. So should they jump into the sea to save others?
It’s such a hassle!
"You don't have to follow him out. We'll just wait on the shore. If he finishes stealing the goods, he will come back naturally, and everyone will get the stolen goods together."
A Guang nodded, "Okay, then we'll wait on the shore."
"Damn it, you have really good eyesight. You even commandeered my and Azheng's new ship, date XXX. His parents won't even recognize him when we fight him later!"
Xiao Xiao was cursing there in a low voice...
I saw that he actually drove their boat out, and Xiaoxiao almost vomited to death!
Aguang patted him on the shoulder, "This means your ship is relatively new!"
"Hey, hey, look, I'll beat him until he has teeth all over the floor!"
"Find a place to sit, otherwise you will be tired just standing and waiting for two or three hours."
"Ah?" The fat man frowned, "How long does it take?"
Ye Yaodong raised his eyebrows, "It doesn't take time to sail the boat, and it doesn't take time to pull the net and release it? Who knows how many rows he has to pull, whether he's pulling the ground cage or the Korean net. If you're sleepy, go back first?"
"Forget it, I've been out for so long and I'm almost sober from the wine. Go back and explain to your wife!"
Xiaoxiao looked at him with disdain, "Coward, I have to explain this to my wife! If you go back later, you will go back later. My wife never dares to say another word."
"It's incomparable. The one in my family is very ferocious. She even got the true inheritance from my father-in-law. She can dissect a pig perfectly with a knife."
Xiaoxiao didn't dare to say anything now, and the hair on his hair stood on end.
A Guang opened and closed his mouth for a moment before saying, "Your wife is quite brave! If you can kill pigs, you probably won't be able to sleep at night."
"No, it's a good thing that my father-in-law didn't teach her how to kill pigs, but only taught her the anatomical parts. Otherwise, I would have been afraid that I would have offended her and died in the middle of the night."
"It's more important to save your life. Be nice to your wife in the future and go back and explain!"
Ye Yaodong listened to the discussion of the three people and couldn't laugh or cry. The fat man's wife was actually quite nice and kind, but she could take care of him.
There is nothing wrong with having a wife in charge, at least she is caring about you, as long as she is not unreasonable.
"Hey... my pigs seem to be ready for slaughter soon. When are you going to ask your father-in-law to come over and kill them, can you ask your wife to come over and show us the dissection?"
The fat man looked at Xiaoxiao as if he was crazy, "Are you too full? My father-in-law kills pigs at two or three in the morning."
"Isn't this out of curiosity? I want to see how brave your wife is!"
"Go, go, die."
The four people who made jokes didn't find it difficult to wait. On the contrary, they felt that the time passed very quickly. It was just that the wind was a bit strong at the pier at night, and they almost had to drink and eat. Otherwise, it would be better to chat while eating and drinking.
But after waiting for more than two hours, they heard another movement on the shore.
"It's so cold at sea. I should have known better to wear a thicker layer. The weather is getting colder and colder. Fortunately, the harvest is good..."
He muttered to encourage himself, then tied the boat and carried two large barrels ashore. Unexpectedly, the mantis was catching the cicada, and the oriole was behind, and the four of them stole the goods.
Without saying a word, they beat the person first when they caught him, until he kept asking for mercy from his elder brothers and ancestors...
When the beating was almost done, they stopped. They were just stealing the net. They just wanted to beat him to vent their anger. They couldn't beat the person to cause problems, otherwise things would be serious.
Then it will be your fault!
"Fuck...I also stole a lot of nets. Such a lot of goods are worth ten or twenty yuan."
"There are so many blue crabs, as well as Huangshan fish and sea bream. I don't know who stole them all."
Ye Yaodong kicked his leg, "Did you steal my floor cage at night?"
Xu Laifu lay on the ground wailing without saying a word.
"I want to ask you, did you steal mine at night?"
"Oh~oh~I don't know~I don't know which one is yours~oh~I...I pulled it randomly."
"Fuck, I've been robbed by you twice. Say... how many days do you steal?"
"Two... no no... I go out once every three or four days to see if the tide has risen. It's too late... I fall asleep and can't get up."
"How long have you been stealing?"
"Just... I've only stolen it a few times intermittently this month."
Ye Yaodong kicked his ass again.
"What to do with him now?" Xiaoxiao scratched his head.
Aguang also asked: "Yeah, what should we do with him? It's easy to catch him. The whole village is probably asleep at this time, so we can't just kidnap him home, right?"
Ye Yaodong thought for a while and said, "Send it to Secretary Chen. At least he will get the stolen goods. Let him bear witness. He can also inform the village tomorrow and let everyone know that he stole the net during this period."
"That's fine. It would be best to just leave it to Secretary Chen for processing."
"No, I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't dare to steal next time..."
"If there's another time, humph, get up!" After finishing speaking, Aguang went to lift his arm.
Ye Yaodong also helped lift his other arm, and the two of them lifted him up and dragged him away. Fortunately, he was short and thin, so it didn't take much effort.
Fatty and Xiaoxiao were walking next to each other carrying a large bucket of goods, and asked, "I'm pretty smart, and I'm pretty good at doing business without capital. To be honest, how much money have I made from stealing the Internet during this time?"
"Two hundred yuan, right?"
"no no……"
"How much is that?"
He said weakly: "One...more than a hundred yuan, right?"
"So few?" Ye Yaodong raised his eyebrows. He didn't believe it. There were a lot of fish in the sea recently, and the harvests from the nets in the village were very good.
"Some...some are eaten..." He gasped, and howled a few times from time to time.
"Haha...so everyone in the family knows about it?"
"What about the money you sold it for?"
"Give it to my mother!"
"You are so filial, and then your mother asks you to continue to steal the Internet?"
Now he didn't dare to say anything.
“Like mother, like son!”
"I've experienced his mother's power before! It's really not formidable. He was immediately kicked out." A Guang laughed at himself.
"It will save trouble and just throw it to Secretary Chen later and give him a headache."