Chapter 601 It Is Normal to Grow Hair After Intense Consumption (Lift the Hem of Pants)
The turmoil of 3321 was not suppressed after all.
The news that the guards of Tianmen intercepted Emperor You was like a hurricane blowing through the heavenly court where there were only a few cats and cats. The shocking news shocked countless people and made them do the wrong job in an instant. Some people even hesitated for a while and sent an incarnation to the South Tianmen to spy on the follow-up results of the soldiers.
Yes, even though the news had been rumored to have lost its original meaning after several twists and turns, no immortals and gods who heard it still doubted the personal safety of the heavenly soldiers who did this.
Although Emperor You's reputation outside can no longer be described as bad.
But facts and reason, except for the fact that he often couldn't bear the power when he first debuted because of his shallow skill pool, in fact, when the name of King Youling was called, he no longer needed the people of the heavenly court to follow him and clean up the pg.
Of course, this is limited to the aspect of hurting innocent people. In other aspects, Emperor You's ability to make trouble is proportional to his overall strength.
As a pure creature of Kyushu, a member of the organization of the Heaven Court and the Underworld, especially the vast majority of the Heavenly Soldiers are excellent seedlings carefully selected from the human race of various worlds. With such multiple buffs, it is worth shocking for all the immortals that Emperor You really wanted the life of that daring soldier.
Of course, it does not mean that there are no spirits and non-humans among the Heavenly Soldiers. After all, the Heaven Court and the Underworld are the world of Kyushu. Anyone who has wisdom and walks the grand road can ascend to a position.
But most of the spirits and non-humans have a special affiliation after ascending, or go to the four departments of fighting, plague, water and fire to obey orders, or go to the captive breeding facilities under various government offices to be a trainer. Those who are willing simply cooperate with the immortals and gods and directly become their mounts.
To be honest, don't look down on mounts. Although this thing is a bit humiliating, the actual welfare benefits are enough to make all the immortals drool in their sleep.
If we compare them in the same category, it is probably equivalent to a male adult kept by a rich woman, or a husky of the richest man's son.
Others eat with 24K gold bowls and drink thousands of bottles of water. What identity and status do you have to look down on the mounts in heaven?
Haven't you seen that those who have mounts can get a side hall in the temples on earth and be equipped with golden sculptures, and if they are lucky enough to become the True Lord, the emperor's subordinate, it is even more of a step to heaven!
As someone joked:
In front of Erlang, I won't argue with you if you call yourself Roaring Sky Dog, but if you leave this True Lord Hall, you can't even climb up to the Heaven Devouring Moon God?
The gap between people is sometimes really incomparable.
Just like the human race and the spirits, the same merits and perfection, the same ascension; the latter is precious in heaven because most spirits are indulgent and it is not easy to find the right path, and there are very few ascensions, while the former benefits from the human race's vigorous population capital and footprints all over the corners of Kyushu, and it is a compliment to describe it as a street spree.
The same is true for the heavenly soldiers. If you don't have a background, it's a blessing to be a heavenly soldier. If you have a background, you can choose from a wider range of options. To work in the heavens and underworld, both background and ability are indispensable.
As for this unknown heavenly soldier who is famous in the heavens, although he escaped death due to the tolerance of Emperor You, the heavens will not allow such a guy who works hard for fame to mix in the heavens.
If you dare to stop Emperor You today, you will stop Emperor Jun tomorrow. Will God be questioned when he travels the day after tomorrow?
And everything is really done loyally, without any other thoughts?
No one believes it, and no one will believe it.
After a short wait, the South Gate of Heaven was temporarily closed and prohibited from passing. A large number of Gongcao Tianguan took over the security of the gate of heaven, and also took over all the heavenly soldiers and generals. Even the red-bearded dragons and various birds that coiled around the dragon pillars and decorated the bridges all suffered unprovoked disasters.
The Heavenly Court of the examination of merits is only the starting point, far from the end. After that, the Five Thunder Court, the Seven Stars of the White Tiger in the West, the various meritorious officials, and the judges all joined in the review of this matter.
Even though the current situation in Jiuzhou is not good.
Even though the fists that were thrown out have long been retracted, Xingtian's set of configurations plus the original configurations of the Heavenly Court and the Underworld are enough to kill all sides, but there is still a severe shortage of manpower on the front lines.
In short, you can't expect the big guys like the Emperor and the True Lord to haggle with the small Karami who are not the main gods in the foreign domains, right?
Not everyone has the simple thinking of Emperor You, only Jiuzhou and the foreign barbarians who are no one else but me.
In most cases, in the eyes of the emperors, those foreign creatures still need to be rescued to a certain extent. At the very least, even if they are objects that should be destroyed, there should be more detailed judgments. It is too wasteful to mix a lot of foreign things together and beat them to death with a stick.
No matter how evil and hopeless the creatures from the outside world are, they can still have their shining points if they can form their own world.
Learning from each other's strengths and making up for each other's weaknesses is the top priority for Jiuzhou to continue indefinitely in the cycle of rebirth and destruction.
Ignoring those digressions, when the immortals surrounded the inner three layers and the outer three layers of the South Heaven Gate tightly, the torture of Sansaneryao officially began.
The heavenly official who was examining the merits rolled his eyes silently in his heart when he saw the crowds of familiar faces. He was inexplicably agitated and even didn't bother to follow the process and directly reflected his heart.
When the magic weapon like a mirror was hanging above Sansaneryao's head, the greed rising in the mind of the heavenly soldier at that time was presented to everyone like a movie.
And the ten generals who were the direct leaders of Sansaneryao were also temporarily detained to witness the scene of the merit examination.
Looking at the immortals and gods who were only listed in the list but rarely met, now surrounded by the spectators in the mortal world, the ten people felt something in their hearts shattered, and their dead hearts became even colder. Even with the help of two colleagues, they could not stop their tendency to slide to their knees.
And when everything was perfectly reflected by the mirror, his mood was like a roller coaster with ups and downs:
I was happy that his soldiers really listened to his poisonous chicken soup and did not make any trouble because of frustration.
Of course, even if there were any ideas, it would be basically impossible to make trouble if they really wanted to.
Reality is not a TV series, you can't just say a few words like "My fate is determined by me, and since the sky is not what I want, I will rebel against it"; you can do it.
The protagonist of destiny?
There are so many, even every player selected by the void game is his own protagonist, and to a certain extent, they have more opportunities and chances to rise than the contemporary children of destiny in every world.
But the time of the birth of the Void Game is impossible to trace. Until now, countless epochs have passed. Who has reached the level of severely damaging the Heavenly Court, imprisoning the emperors and calling himself the Heavenly Emperor?
Emperor You cannot be used as an example.
Although he did mess up the Heavenly Court in some ways, making all the emperors and even the two gods of the Heaven and Earth follow behind to clean up the pg, but to be honest, who would not be jealous of the vast amount of foreign resources, and who would not be excited to see the expansion of power.
Not to mention that now through the hands of Emperor You, the emperors cooperated to draw a perfect pie for the Nine Provinces.
Not to mention that he only did some big things for them from time to time, even if the Heavenly Court changed its surname to You one day, it is estimated that the resistance of the immortals and gods would not be so fierce. There is no way, he gave too much!
Of course, thinking this way is somewhat morally problematic. After all, abandoning the old master and being greedy for money and power is not a good reputation.
But if you consider that the emperors also indulged Emperor You intentionally or unintentionally to let him enjoy his childhood, and even the wilds let him show off wantonly, it is not surprising that the immortals have such thoughts in their hearts.
Of course, a small heavenly soldier with ten generals is not enough to know these secrets.
But in his eyes, Emperor You is the kind of existence that is admired by the mountains. As one of the emperors of the heavenly court, the privileges he enjoys are not what ordinary immortals can imagine, just like the matter of breaking into the gate of heaven.
For ordinary immortals, when they are not in court, they must take the symbol of life, and after many investigations and reviews, they can sign and seal before they can enter and exit the gate of heaven.
But for Emperor You, no, even the gods of the Thunder Department and the Fighting Department can directly break into the gate of heaven, because they have the permission to break into the field they are responsible for, and they only need to add a warrant to explain the situation afterwards!
Regardless of whether the Emperor checked or not, according to the normal rules of the Heavenly Court, when the Emperor inspected, the immortal officials and heavenly soldiers must appear in their respective positions and wait for the Emperor's inspection.
No matter whether others see it or not, you must be there at that time, otherwise it will be considered as deserting your post.
Although the soldier himself did not desert his post, his act of forcibly stopping the Emperor was considered to be fulfilling his duty, but there was some suspicion of deliberately seeking credit.
Coincidentally, what the Heavenly Officials are testing now is the greed of the heavenly soldiers.
When everything was played like a reflection, in the mirror, when the scarlet blood cloud rushed from a distance, the soldier's thoughts at that time were also presented truthfully.
Good news, 3321 was indeed greedy and intercepted Emperor You!
Bad news, this thing didn't know Emperor You at all, so the possibility of deliberately seeking credit did not exist.
The Heavenly Official looked at the screen in front of him in disbelief, and then stared at the frightened San San Er Yao in front of him in silence, with an inexplicable expression on his face.
Everyone had been tossing and turning, and looking forward to it for a long time, but no one expected that it was all in vain. This thing is really a rookie who has just been summoned. He has not had time to memorize all the emperors, let alone the new version of the True Spiritual Industry Map with the two emperors of the northwest added after the repair
After struggling for a long time, the Heavenly Official said in a deep voice:
"You are loyal to your duties, very good, very good, a great achievement, wait for the promotion order!"
"Is this true?"
Before the word "Is it" came out, the ten generals who suddenly felt that they did not need to be supported by others suddenly pushed away their colleagues who were supporting him, and their pale faces turned ruddy and shiny. At the same time, they hurried forward to cover the question of the unfortunate subordinate, and at the same time hurriedly Said:
"Thank you, Immortal, thank you, Immortal!"
"Well, it's okay!"
The judge of the Five Thunder Court responded dully, then turned his head to look at the four Heavenly Kings who were still frightened and said coldly: "The Heavenly Kings who will test the Heavenly Soldiers in the future must hurry up. As Heavenly Soldiers, they don't know the Emperor. Maybe God himself will come down to be questioned one day?"
"Why don't other Heavenly Gates have so many trivial matters, why do you always do these inexplicable things in the South Heavenly Gate."
"I will check it out after a century. If there is such a situation again, I will report you to the Thunder Emperor!"
The judge who had to commend the stupid and bold Heavenly Soldiers for the failure of the matter naturally had nothing good to say. The series of terms gave the Four Heavenly Kings a headache.
To be honest, they didn't want to do this, but what else could they do?
As the gods who were once pushed to the Heavenly Court by Lingshan, the status of the Four Heavenly Kings themselves was not considered as the close ministers of the Heavenly Court, and the one who was sent away was the South Heavenly Gate, which had the most trivial matters and troubles among the four Heavenly Gates.
Like the West Gate of Heaven, it was once governed by Lingshan Mountain. Those bald donkeys who plucked feathers from passing geese looked at it. Not to mention breaking in, even if they went to heaven normally, they would be dragged to discuss the doctrine and brainwashed. Over time, it was abandoned. Except for Buddha and Bodhisattva, almost no one went through the West Gate of Heaven.
The East Gate of Heaven is guarded by Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun himself, and the East China Sea is just below the entrance. The land is vast and sparsely populated. Except for the immortals and gods of the water tribe, generally no one goes here. If the water tribe has any problems, they will go directly to the Dragon King to talk about etiquette. Who would go to the Heavenly Palace to explain!
As for the North Gate of Heaven, the guard is also a heavyweight, Zhenwu Emperor!
Although this person has been a little bullied in the group of emperors in the Heavenly Palace recently, he is also a ruthless character who can't tolerate any sand in his eyes. He has a pile of monsters and monsters in his hands, and the corpses of the unorthodox are piled up like a mountain. Who dares to complain to this person?
Only the South Gate of Heaven, while connected to the mainland of Jiuzhou, is guarded by the useless Tota Heavenly King, who has no strength and is always engaged in dramas of father-son feuds. The Four Heavenly Kings, who are not pleasing to both sides, are caught in the middle and feel uncomfortable.
When Lingshan flattered and traded with the Heavenly Court, the South Gate of Heaven suffered and the generals were punished; the demons in the lower world followed suit and took the old path of the South Gate of Heaven when attacking the Heavenly Court. Although it did not cause any impact in the end, the generals guarding the gate were still punished again. The merits they had accumulated were successively reduced, and the hope of promotion was far away.
Even if they asked more than once in private through their connections and tried to defend themselves, they finally got only one reply: If you have no problem, why is it the South Gate of Heaven that got into trouble, not the North Gate of Heaven, nor the East Gate of Heaven?
Angry, but no solution!
That's fine. After waiting for a long time, the old thief Tota was kicked into the reincarnation, and Nezha followed. The environment of Nantianmen has changed. Can they be at peace now?
However, the expectations of the four heavenly kings were finally dashed.
It has been more than a month since Tota was punished to go down to the human world, but the main defender of Nantianmen has not returned yet. As time passes by, the Nantianmen, one of the main passages of the heaven, has only four brothers to fill the number.
The brothers who realized that they were made targets were full of anger, but what can they do?
Can they not do it?
Where can they go if not to the heaven?
Lingshan?
Times have changed. Lingshan is no longer the behemoth that occupies half of the country. Now Lingshan, which has suffered heavy losses, is afraid of even protecting itself, fearing that Tiandi You will come to the door, not to mention opening the mountain gate to expand its minions.
The lower world?
The Taoist sect of earthly immortals is almost extinct. Except for the lonely Zhen Yuanzi, who is ignored by everyone, all others have been wiped out. The life of the evil spirits, which was not easy to have, has become even worse.
Although they are a little bit bullied in the heaven, they are at least the four respected heavenly kings. They are worshipped in many temples in the nine states and have no shortage of incense. They also have welfare benefits in heaven. The general immortals and gods nod and call them the heavenly kings. As one of the patron gods, their invitation rate from the Taoists is second only to Wang Lingguan.
Although it is only useful when fighting and suppressing. But with so many welfare benefits, who would want to resign?
Although this position is suffocating, there are at least 8,000 people who want this job. The rest are not unwilling, but they do not meet their own strength and qualifications.
When a group of immortals and gods in the heaven came with excitement and returned in disappointment.
In the palace of the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, Zhang Ke, who stretched out his body leisurely, was leaning on the bed casually, leaning against Yao Ji with blurry eyes, letting the mountain ghosts do the post-cleaning work.
Shame?
Perhaps Zhang Ke had similar thoughts in his mind before, but he was not a gentleman, otherwise he would not have thought of getting some clam girl figurines to fill his home when he got extraordinary power.
When King Youling became Emperor You and lived with Yao Ji completely, the insistence of self-reliance from later generations had long been forgotten.
After fighting for a lifetime, can't you enjoy yourself?
What's more, he didn't use the human race, but just a mountain ghost.
The source of mountain ghosts is the transformation of grass and wood elves, and there are also pure girls who died in the mountains due to accidents. Through the kindness of the goddess (Yao Ji), they were transformed into the gods of the Wushan goddess, so they were named mountain ghosts!
If there was no Yao Ji, these poor guys would have been captured to refine magic tools, become the human emperor banner in the hands of evil cultivators, or be harmed by strange monsters. How could they have such a leisurely life?
And the quota for mountain monsters had been filled long ago.
After all, how much can be used for the three mu of land in Wushan with only Yao Ji? Even if the world of Jiuzhou is endless, three or five quotas on a mountain are already a lot.
It was Zhang Ke who was merciful and could not bear to see these poor people suffer. He packed up all the gods of Wushan, forcing Yao Ji to open the door of convenience again and accept those souls and elves in disguise to fill the number of gods.
After a long time, he dragged on to change into a new set of nine-dragon white robes, stood in front of the mirror and looked at the thumb-thick hair on his head, and nodded with satisfaction.
Although it would be of great benefit to him after the hard work of the Queen Mother of the West was fully digested.
But Zhang Ke couldn't stand this dazzling appearance, so he had to share it with Yao Ji at the cost of damage.
Well, husband and wife are one body, sharing honor and disgrace, which has absolutely nothing to do with his youthful passion.
Now that his worries have been resolved, Zhang Ke naturally cannot continue to stay in Jiuzhou. After all, he is the initiator of this carnival. Now that the whole void is getting worse and worse, how can he indulge in love?