Chapter 597 There Are No Good People in Kyushu (God)!
Not to mention the silent and broken-defense Blue Dad helped by his own brother, at this moment, in full view of the public, Zhang Ke, lying in the iron coffin, felt that he was about to burn!
He couldn't figure out how these old antiques came up with such:
Unscrupulous!
Cruel!
Harmful and evil tricks.
With Zhang Ke's amazing wisdom of using super powers, his brain was not enough to provide him with too much vocabulary, not to mention that his brain was not in good condition now, so he just had to make do with that meaning. Anyway, words alone could not describe the grief and anger in Zhang Ke's heart!
The original feeling of crossing the void and emergency rescue had disappeared as soon as these wicked old men sealed and boxed him up, and now he was held up and paraded through the streets the first moment he got off the boat. With this treatment, it would be too foolish for him not to make a scene in the Heavenly Palace on the spot.
Unfortunately, as early as the moment he saw a certain naughty child realize his destiny, everyone in the Heavenly Palace had already been on guard.
This kind of defense is not for a moment, but will only be relaxed a little after someone vents the anger accumulated by the entire human race for countless years.
Before that, they had made up their minds that whenever they had the possibility of meeting the naughty child, they would definitely invite thirty or fifty friends to gather together to bear the responsibility.
Even if Haotian was not afraid of the naughty child's trouble for the time being, they would want to drag Haotian in.
Although the bizarre and overly abstract pop culture of later generations made the old antiques in the heavenly court unacceptable, they said something true: only sufficient firepower can cure fear!
Even if the word fear cannot be mentioned between them and Zhang Ke.
But Ziwei's previous experience must be prevented, otherwise it would be light if you accidentally get hit by three punches and two kicks, and there would be no place to reason if you get hit by a few axes!
Although it is nothing to be hit by a child, who has not had their hair pulled and slapped when they were young? However, Shao You did not mean it, but the emperors did. The most frustrating thing is to count the black history afterwards. Given their familiarity with their colleagues, it is almost inevitable to foresee that their weaknesses will be hit and the black history will be mentioned repeatedly.
Speaking of this, we have to mention the later habits introduced by Shao You, which are popular in Jiuzhou and even in the wilderness!
In the hands of a group of old people who are good at learning from each other, counting the household registration books to greet each other is an outdated version of the old almanac. What is popular now is the yin and yang and Zuan quotations.
Can you imagine two elegantly dressed and graceful scholars beating and scolding each other, and the yin and yang are weird?
And at the level of immortals and gods, this situation will only be more serious.
There is no way. Who let Jiuzhou's bad habits for all-round development lead to the fact that anyone who has achieved a little bit of success is basically a cultured person, who can be the founder of the world? The overly broad cultural heritage enables them to insult each other from various angles and countless words, and they can also understand the verbal attacks of the other party in seconds.
This is the most infuriating!
That is to say, there have been many major events in Jiuzhou recently, and many people have not taken care of their personal affairs, which makes these scenes seem less rampant in Jiuzhou.
But if you put the perspective on the wilderness, you can see that many two beings who were originally fighting a little bit, in the end, they are red-faced and thick-necked, and they are crazy as if the other party killed their whole family. Sometimes, even the good people who come to persuade the fight can't stand the attack of the two mouths, and they directly join in and beat both sides into temporary paralysis.
And this is the new atmosphere brought to the wilderness by the appearance of Emperor You!
And the current wilderness full of hostility has added a terrifying workload to the human kings who are already in the middle of the four directions.
Although in a way, persuading a fight does practice the identity of the human king and makes the power more full, if possible, they would rather have less power than be a firefighter.
It is worth mentioning that part of the reason why the gods of the wilderness left to harm the void was because the level of the wilderness was too high, and there was no place to vent the accumulated anger, so the gods packed up and went out to find the barbarians to bully and vent their anger.
In a way, Zhang Ke did a good thing for himself. Although the reinforcements came a little late and their purpose was not simple, it was not a life-and-death crisis. It was okay to come, no matter how late it was.
Under the attention of the public, the treatment cabin containing the first meritorious official of the heavenly court and the source of void cholera was taken away by the Tianhe navy and quickly sent to Yaochi for recuperation.
And until the noisy army completely disappeared, the figures of the emperors appeared belatedly in the gate of the starship docked at the port.
Such a dead atmosphere was broken, and the immortals who stayed behind to watch the house were like fans welcoming stars in the future. They eagerly provided emotional value to their superiors, and the more than ten old Dengs who had done all the bad things also hypocritically catered to them and cooperated to complete the scene.
But the good times did not last long.
Although Zhang Ke, who was trapped in the siege, was rescued and returned to the base camp, the turbulent waves caused by him have not subsided yet, and even showed signs of getting more intense during the time when the starship returned.
Huangtian Houtu, who was supposed to replace Xingtian and Dayou to rule the world, was intercepted halfway through the journey. Many ancient beings coerced the two gods to end the war in a half-force and half-negotiation manner.
Of course, with Haotian's temper, how could he tolerate others threatening him, let alone Houtu, who was gentle on the surface but more explosive than anyone else.
The war was about to break out in the void, and the terrifying aftermath even annihilated a large area of the void into the purest chaos.
While these two were fighting hard, the emperors who had been watching the battle from beginning to end also had to get busy immediately, either working with Xing Tian to clean up those bold foreign lands, or looking for clues to destroy those that had been destroyed by Kyushu before. All the results from the outer lands are packed back.
No matter how the final war goes, with Kyushu's temper, this war cannot be fought in vain.
And when the heavenly army began to be re-divided and came out in full force.
Under the Yao Pond, in the divine spring, Zhang Ke, who had removed his heavy restraints, was completely submerged into the thick transparent soup like porridge. The strong medicinal properties continued to penetrate his body along the skin. The injuries of flesh and blood, Even the fatigue at the true spiritual level is being healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Such a rapid effect naturally attracted Zhang Ke's attention. He looked thoughtfully at the spring under his feet that was different from the surrounding pool water and led straight into the abyss. After a slight hesitation, he raised his hands and threw hard.
The next moment, his head, which had just recovered some skin and flesh and had not even had time to reshape its bones, was thrown out by him again.
The swirling head made countless bubbles in the dark water until it was completely swallowed by darkness.
"hiss!"
"Wait a minute, this is Yaochi, right? Why?"
"You also know this is Yaochi!!!"
Listening to the angry words on the other side, Zhang Ke shuddered subconsciously.
Yes, this is Yaochi. As one of the incarnations of the Queen Mother, is it so outrageous that there is an underwater passage under the main pool of Yaochi that leads directly to the wild Kunlun?
Really outrageous.
He originally thought that there are three emperors in heaven, and names like the Queen Mother of the Five Sacred Mountains are not very disguised. It is already too much to directly divide an incarnation to serve as an errand. But who would have thought that Zhang Ke would find out about this sudden curiosity. Too much.
Now he really doubts the authenticity of the separate dynasties between Manhuang and Kyushu.
It is understandable that the human race is flirting with each other. After all, it is difficult for a human being to give up such things as blood and family ties. What's more, in fact, the emergence of Kyushu is an extension of the human race, and it is a private land that belongs to the human race in the future.
It was precisely because of the emergence of Kyushu that the ancient wilderness battle to ascend the throne came to an end. As for the calculations and chess pieces arranged in between, it is not worth mentioning, as long as the general trend remains unchanged. , who would care about these three melons and two dates.
What's more, the price to pay for complete control is too high. Even if it is as expensive as a god, it is not without the possibility of death from overwork.
While his brain was running rapidly, Zhang Ke subconsciously opened his mouth to taste the green water filling the entire Tianchi opposite him.
Well, it tastes good. One mouthful refreshes the mind, and two mouthfuls reshape flesh and blood. The color is a bit ugly, but the efficiency is at least dozens of times higher than that of Yaochi. At least Zhang Ke feels that after a few more sips, his head will be restored to its original state. .
However, although Zhang Ke's subjective consciousness just licked the thing that was brought to his mouth to taste it, his current size is too huge. Even if there is only a head present, its size is as big as a small mountain. of.
It's such a huge thing that you can breathe out into the wind with just one breath, let alone a subjective taste.
Following his sip, which was like a long whale sucking water, the huge lake under the abyss, which seemed to be the opposite of Yaochi, suddenly had violent ripples, and a dull explosion suddenly sounded underwater. At the same time, Accompanied by the irritable goddess who stood up angrily from the island in the lake with a sullen face.
To what extent the anger reached, Queen Mother Xi couldn't maintain her human form. Her tied hair crown suddenly shattered, and her long hair was as fluffy as a hedgehog. There seemed to be fire burning in her eyes, and her fangs became even sharper. It is exposed through red lips.
Although he didn’t know what the loud explosion just now meant, Zhang Ke, who subconsciously realized that he was in trouble, turned around and surfaced without hesitation:
"Don't fight yet, I will leave on my own!"
However, Queen Mother Xi did not listen to him.
As the ancient goddess who presides over the Five Powers of Heaven, the Queen Mother of the West has one of the most violent tempers among the ancient gods of the wilderness. Regardless of the relevant mythological records, she always appears as a treasure-giving NPC. If you have an in-depth understanding, you won't think that this person is a house god who lives in Kunlun and refines elixirs all day long.
The Queen Mother of the West, who transformed into a sharp-toothed shape, heard the words and laughed ferociously:
"Unlucky thing, I thought you wouldn't be easily fooled by those wicked people, and I couldn't help but beg you to help me, but in the end, you stole it from me!"
"Like to eat? Come to my mother-in-law, and she will treat you to a big piece!"
Following the will of the Queen Mother of the West, the entire Kunlun Tianchi suddenly became turbulent.
The surging water suddenly formed a huge whirlpool. While the violent torrent reunited the emerald green that had been blown away in the water, the Queen Mother of the West standing on the shore dropped a large number of spiritual root treasure plants, and even a bunch of colorful The roughly spherical, dense objects were also dumped together into the pool.
In this way, in the turbulent whirlpool, various colors can merge.
The complex energy that was completely divided and conflicting with each other gradually changed from the agitation on the verge of explosion to something peaceful and appropriate under the coordination of the Queen Mother of the West.
In the Kunlun Tianchi, which is as broad as the sea, the colors from various herbal elixirs make the Tianchi water glow with a misty light. Green and purple meet each other, and the mixed lake water is filled with dense colors. The foam and the energy that was so rich that it exceeded the standard transformed into various ferocious and ferocious appearances on the surface of the lake. The next moment, it was splashed back into the water by the rising waves.
Zhang Ke, trapped by the vortex and constantly pulled towards the wilderness by the strong suction, swallowed hard.
The next moment, it was as if some kind of membrane was pierced.
Zhang Ke came from the narrow Yaochi abyss to the huge and wide Kunlun Tianchi.
At the same time, the vortex that originally flowed quietly according to a certain law began to surge towards him like crazy as if it had discovered something.
Sour, numb, bitter, sweet, deadly salty. All kinds of common, uncommon, and even unheard-of taste sensations filled his mind along with the surging water.
This is not something that can be solved by closing your mouth. The terrifying energy mixed in the pool water can directly penetrate the skin and reach the flesh and blood and the true spirit. Even if the five senses are blocked, the feedback naturally absorbed by the body can still continuously emerge in the deepest part of his senses.
Moreover, thanks to Zhang Ke's usual method of throwing his head, without the seal of his body, this rushing torrent does not need to be so troublesome to penetrate a little bit. The upper door is closed, but they can still force open the throat below and pour back into Zhang Ke's brain continuously.
What is particularly frustrating is that the feeling of being forced to pour is even more annoying than the kicking of the emperors, but sadly, Zhang Ke's body is particularly honest and active in this passive impact!
Under this feeling of pain and happiness, Zhang Ke realized something belatedly, and the original fear gradually faded, replaced by drinking in big gulps.
It's hard to drink with five flavors mixed together?
That's not a big deal!
Compared with Xiang Liu's disgusting thing that was enough to cause a devastating blow to the taste buds just by showing up, he can bear this now.
(Xiang Liu: So annoying, so boring, always mentioning it!)
Compared to that group of wicked male gods, the maternal elders are more tolerant and generous. Perhaps this is the difference between raising a child and not raising a child?
However, looking at Zhang Ke who was gradually enjoying himself, the smile on the face of the Queen Mother of the West on the shore became even stronger.
How could she not know that this naughty child was tough?
Only because of his excessively tough skin and flesh could he support his repeated jumping between Jiuzhou and the wilderness, and even provoked the entire void to launch a huge war with the former two with his own strength. Afterwards, he, the person involved, could even leave the battlefield intact.
This torture can only be said to be a reward.
Well, in fact, the Queen Mother of the West is indeed rewarding. No matter how the naughty child makes trouble outside, it is always the emperors and human kings who should be worried. As the center of Jiuzhou and the human race, while enjoying the many conveniences brought by power, they also deserve to take the blame.
If you want to wear the crown, you must bear its weight!
After enjoying the many conveniences brought by Emperor You, it is reasonable to work harder.
As for the reward from the Queen Mother of the West. What reason does a mother need to give something to her child? Just like when Nuwa refining the armor for Zhang Ke in Yanbu, even if the conditions were not allowed, she could have refined the armor into the only one in the wilderness in those hundred years!
Kindness never needs to be paid for, not to mention that these were originally the dowry she prepared for Yao Ji.
Although now, Yao Ji has already become the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother in name and in reality, the share that these two should give will definitely not be less, but what does it have to do with her?
It's just right to take this opportunity to give it all at once, which will not be eye-catching at that time, and it can also allow this unfortunate child to recover earlier so that he can join this grand war faster!
Heroes emerge in troubled times, and for Zhang Ke, who is destined to step on countless dead bones to achieve himself, this is an excellent opportunity!
Of course, saying so much does not prevent the Queen Mother of the West from secretly making a move.
To be honest, her original idea was to take advantage of the two of them while they were still young. Although she did something, the time had been set and it was difficult to change. Before that, she had plenty of time to add bricks and tiles to this dowry.
The so-called Yao Chi healing was just that she couldn't stand a group of wicked things harming children here, and she took some sweetness from the dowry to send the naughty children out to toss those old guys.
But who would have thought that Emperor You's harm attribute was too raw.
A flash of curiosity, just the right bite, directly blew up the elixir she was cultivating.
Even if it was as expensive as the Queen Mother of the West, this set of materials was not so easy to collect. After all, among her children, Yao Ji was the most difficult to deal with. After being thrown around, she fell to the end. According to the principle that the youngest in the family is the most favored, the weight of this elixir would be red-eyed even if it was placed outside.
A set of materials, one of which was destroyed, it is not impossible to collect it again, but it is too late.
It just so happened that Zhang Ke sent his head over, and it just happened to be in the alchemy furnace she chose - Kunlun Tianchi!
The Queen Mother of the West, with a flash of inspiration, threw all the materials in one breath, ready to use her superb skills to directly make the elixir. As for the container of the elixir, look at this head, it is big and round, except that the facial features are a bit annoying, isn't it quite similar to the elixir?
It just so happens that this thing is for Zhang Ke to eat after it is refined, so it is better to stuff it in now and let him digest it slowly in the future.
As for whether Zhang Ke can endure the training of being used as a container. The great Emperor You can't be worse than a monkey, right?
Although the old man obviously let the monkey go at that time, and most of the materials for boiling were discarded by the old man, He took the monkey to destroy the inventory. In comparison, the Queen Mother of the West here cannot be compared with the materials, the venue, or the state of being eager to fight.
(Wai Mu: an ancient name for mother-in-law.)