Chapter 36 The Witch and the Kid

After seeing those little brats, I was dumbfounded by the sight in front of me. (This chapter was uploaded by a friend) The children in front of them no longer have any normal appearance. They are all as colorful as painters, but what they have on them is not paint, but all kinds of candies and desserts, and the most terrifying thing is Yes... these kids have no idea what architecture is, so they chewed up the four main load-bearing columns in the middle of the house and part of the walls.

The Candy House is not entirely made of candy, although it is called a Candy House, but that’s just what it means. In fact, the components of the candy house include various types of desserts, a large part of which are chocolates and the like. As far as desserts are concerned, these are all top-notch things, but as far as building materials are concerned, these are all substandard products. Chapter 36: The Witch and the Brat. It is already quite difficult to build a small house with these substandard building materials. Now, a bunch of naughty children have actually eaten away the load-bearing columns and a wall. If this doesn't cause problems, then I can only Praise the wonders of magic.

"Quick, quick, get out here, the house is going to collapse!"

A group of children did not react immediately when they heard my words. Instead, they looked at me for a while. Then, one of the oldest boys, about eleven or twelve, suddenly grabbed a piece of half-melted hot chocolate paste. It hit me. "Go to hell, you idiot." The kid yelled as he threw it back.

boom. The hot chocolate that flew in front of me didn't stick directly on my face like they did when they played a prank before. Instead, it suddenly hit something when it was still more than a foot away from me. In an instant, it was completely evaporated by a purple flame, and in the end not even a scrap was seen.

"Hey, little brat, don't you know that pranks require big butts?"

"Don't you know what the Minors Protection Act is?" the boy who threw hot chocolate at me shouted: "If you dare to touch me, I will call the police, and the police will arrest you."

Although everyone's costumes in the game are similar to the witches and brats performing in Halloween Chapter 36, people's faces can still be seen to some extent in reality. The child in front of you can be guessed at a glance that he is an American, because children in other countries rarely use child protection laws to threaten adults. Only American kids can do this kind of thing. Of course, we can understand this as the American spirit of resistance. but. I am very unhappy now.

"Little brat, do you know what I do?"

"I care what you do?"

"No, you must know, because...I am actually a human trafficker who specializes in catching children and selling them to Africa." As I said this, I stretched out my hand and tapped on the wall next to me. The candy house, which was already a severely dilapidated building, directly It fell down with a burst of breaking sound, and the little kids below were instantly buried in a pile of candy fragments.

The candy house is just a small single-story house with a simple structure. And it's quite low, plus it's made of candy. So it's not very heavy. Even if it falls down, it won't kill anyone. However, being buried in candy is enough for them to suffer a little.

Originally, I wanted to wait for these little brats to crawl out of the candy ruins, then catch them all and send the unicorn warriors to escort them back to their parents. However, before those naughty brats came out, there was someone behind me. Suddenly there was a scream.

"Oh, what have you done? My candy house!" Along with a cry, a chin can be used as an awl. The super old witch who was less than 1.2 meters tall ran out of the nearby forest, and finally stood in front of the ruins of the candy house and cried loudly.

I looked at this old witch with some surprise. I have to say that this image is so classic that ten people can guess at a glance that this is a witch. Because this arrow was designed according to the witch's template. The representative tattered robes, pointed wizard hat, very hunched body, huge head almost on the chest instead of shoulders, long downward curved nose looks like a bird's beak instead of a human. Of course, his nose is as dry as tree bark and there are huge pustules on his face, and yes, there are also those very uneven yellow teeth.

"that……"

I was about to explain, but suddenly the old witch stopped crying, and then pulled out a magic wand from the basket behind her that didn't look like it could be stuffed into the basket. Of course, this magic wand is different from most magic wands in the game. Unlike the gorgeous staffs used by players, this staff is entirely made of wood and is not inlaid with any gems. The bottom of the staff is a relatively straight branch. The branches are simply removed and slightly polished. The top of the staff is just a spiral structure with branches coiled up and nothing else.

Although this staff is a bit simple, after all, the person in front of me is the witch in the fairy tale candy house, which means that this person should be considered the boss. For such an existence, if you underestimate her, you must be prepared to suffer losses, and I don't want to suffer losses, so I don't underestimate her.

Just as the other party took out the staff, I quickly stepped back and distanced myself. At the same time, eternity was already in my hand, but it had not been unfolded yet.

"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding, please let me explain."

"Whoever destroyed my candy house will have to pay the price." The old witch shouted angrily, then raised her staff and shook it twice in the sky, and then pointed the head of the staff at me.

There were no magic bullets or other light and shadow effects that we usually see flying out. Instead, there was a bang directly under my feet, and a cloud of pink smoke rose up. I hurriedly opened my wings and flashed with all my strength. As the smoke was dispersed, people also stepped back.

After I dodged, right where I was standing, several green vines came out of the ground and flew in the air. If I hadn't dodged quickly, all of these vines would have been wrapped around me now.

"Hey, hey, let me explain."

"I'll explain it slowly after you're dead." After the witch said that, she shook her staff twice more and then pointed forward. I was so frightened that I quickly dodge. Then I heard another bang behind me, and a big tree suddenly disappeared, and a cute little white rabbit appeared in its place. However, although the rabbit was cute, I was shocked. In the past, when fighting with others, everyone used energy-shaping spells to fight back and forth. Spells such as transformation spells are really rare, and I don't know if my resistance can block such things. If she can't stop it, she will suddenly turn into a rabbit. Then how can I fight? Even if my intelligence wasn't affected, I don't think I could defeat that old witch in rabbit form.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't go too far. I won't fight back if you do it again."

"Fight back? Okay, if you can, fight back and see if you can."

"That's what you said." I said and suddenly pointed forward, and two space doors suddenly appeared on the left and right sides of the old witch. Before the old witch could react, her His arms were suddenly grabbed by two arms and twisted behind his back. Then she was surprised to find that her magic failed. No matter how much she recited spells or did other things, she couldn't feel any fluctuations in magic power anyway.

"Forbidden Demon Realm?" The old witch finally stopped struggling after discovering that the magic induction was cut off. If you remove the magic. She is just an old woman. The way of nature itself cannot be the opponent of the creature behind it. In fact, even if she had magic, she might not be able to do it to the person behind her, because it was Lingling who caught her. As an angel, Lingling's basic physical fitness is quite exaggerated. No matter what, an old witch will definitely not be able to handle it.

"Are you not resisting?" After Lingling and Ling took control of the situation, I walked back. However, at this time, the ruins of the candy house next to me suddenly moved a few times, and then I saw several people stained by candy. Little kids of various colors crawled out of the ruins. See these little brats. I pointed directly at them and said, "You see, it was them who destroyed your candy house. Not me. I just arrived."

Although the old witch saw the children, she did not admit her mistake immediately. Instead, she looked at those little brats and said, "Even if you hadn't destroyed my candy house, entering my forest would be a death penalty." Before I could sarcastically comment on her ignorance of current affairs, the old witch took the first step. He continued: "However, for the sake of these children, I can let things go. However, you have to hand them over to me."

"What's wrong? Are you really planning to eat people?"

"Hey hey hey, don't move now. The children are white and tender, with smooth and smooth skin, and they are the most delicious. As long as you hand these children over to me, I will not hold you responsible for destroying the candy house."

"Hey, you have some sense, okay? Hold me accountable? Who is being pinned to the ground now? Even if I don't agree with your plan, do you think you have the ability to deal with me? You even said you would hold me accountable Responsibility, why do you hold me accountable?"

"Hmph, I am indeed no match for you, but if you don't hand these children over to me, I will send a signal to inform Her Majesty the Queen. When the time comes...hehehehehehehehehe..."

"Be honest and don't make weird noises to scare people." Lingling pressed down on the old witch's arm, which immediately caused pain and the old witch gave up her previous weird laughter.

"Who is Her Majesty the Queen you are talking about?" I asked aloud. Now I am no longer as polite to this old witch as I was before, because I have discovered that this is exactly the image of a witch based on the bad guy template, and even the way of thinking is like a fairy tale, that is, doing bad things for the sake of doing bad things. It can be said that this kind of bad guy is the most incomprehensible, because he does not want to get anything from it, but only wants to do as many bad things as possible. For this kind of person, ordinary persuasion and coercion will not work. Just because I knew this old witch existed like this, I had given up all hope of convincing her.

The old witch did not refuse to answer because of my bad attitude. Instead, she proudly showed off: "Of course our queen is the great Queen of Hearts."

"Queen of Hearts?" I seem to have heard this fairy tale before, but the Queen of Hearts in the original work should be an independent fairy tale, at least not related to the candy house. However, this fairy tale forest is only based on fairy tales as the background, and it is not a complete application, so it is normal that there are some differences in the middle.

"No matter how powerful your queen is, you are in my hands now. I can kill you with just one word. So, don't be arrogant in front of me."

"..." Probably because I was suddenly awakened, the old witch remembered that she was the one who seemed to be in real danger now. Although witches in fairy tales have many strange magical abilities. But the body doesn't seem to be much different from ordinary people. Anyway, it looks like it is easy to die. The old witch I am controlling now is just meat on the chopping board. Whether to shred or mince it is completely up to me. There is no other possibility at all. No matter how powerful her queen is, the distant water cannot quench the near thirst. If I want to kill her, she will still have to die, so the golden old witch compromised in an instant.

Seeing that she stopped resisting, I immediately knew that the old witch finally understood the current situation. And as long as she relents, it will be easy.

"Now I ask you a question, and you must answer it. There is no room for bargaining. If you don't answer honestly, I will immediately let my demon pet cut off your head."

"Yes, yes, just ask." The old witch has no backbone at all. As soon as she found out that she was no longer a threat to me, she immediately became like a mangy dog ​​and said whatever she wanted. certainly. This is the best for me, as it is convenient for me to ask for information.

He signaled Lingling to let go of her first. Then after she stood up, I started to ask: "First of all. Tell me, did you build this candy house?"

"Can you make candies?" Before the old witch could answer, a voice of inquiry suddenly came from the side. When I turned my head, I realized that all the naughty kids from before had come to us at some point. Of course, this was mainly because I didn't pay attention to guarding them, so I deliberately ignored their information. Otherwise, it would be impossible for these classless children to run to me quietly under my senses.

I was a little irritated by the sudden interruption of my inquiry. But before I could react, I was suddenly hit with a stick in the back. When I turned around, I realized that it was the kid who hit me before who was hitting me with a wooden stick. certainly. With his little strength, I would be fine even if I didn't wear armor, not to mention I'm wearing a dragon soul suit that can block direct bullets.

"You brat. Do you want me to spank your ass into four pieces?"

"Shh..." Not only was the little kid not frightened by me, he made a face at me, then grabbed a stone on the ground and threw it at me. Of course, the stone suddenly fell down halfway and split into two with a snap, which startled the naughty kid. However, more stones flew over next, and the ones throwing the stones were other children. It is obvious that the oldest child is the leader of this group of children, and the other children all obey him. Finding that the boss was frightened by me, the younger brothers immediately started to fight back to help the boss.

Looking at the children around me who kept throwing stones at me, I was so angry that I almost caught them all and whipped them, but I finally held back. After all, he is a child. However, just because I don’t spank them doesn’t mean I don’t intend to punish them.

"Hey, stop it. Whoever is causing trouble, don't blame me for taking action."

"You can take action if you can." Like the old witch, these children were not afraid of me at all. But I guess so. These are all children, and the battle rankings have nothing to do with them. Moreover, they are all children from the United States. No one dares to hit them at home. After all, child abuse is prohibited in the United States, and most parents do not dare to hit their children. This causes American children to be fearless from an early age and are much more lively than Chinese children. Of course, a side effect of this kind of environment is that the children are super difficult to manage, and they all look like monkeys.

Seeing that these little things had no intention of stopping, I stretched out my hand and snapped my fingers. Then, I heard a bang, followed by a scream that gradually faded away. The children around me saw their boss, The big kid flew straight up into the sky, getting smaller and smaller, until he was almost invisible.

"Ah... run!" After discovering that their boss had been thrown into the sky and was flying out of sight, one of the children finally reacted and shouted, and then the rest of the children immediately threw down stones and ran away. It was a pity that Their athletic ability is really not enough.

Snapped. The ground suddenly collapsed, and a child fell directly into a large pit and disappeared. Boom, another child flew into the sky, followed closely by the two children next to him, and finally the remaining children all fell into the pit. However, soon there was another big hole on the ground, and then The children who fell down flew directly out of the hole like melon seeds spit out from someone's mouth, chasing the children in front of them and flying into the sky.

Looking at the eight children disappearing in the air, I said directly: "Go up and catch them, don't really fall to the ground."

Phew, accompanied by a gust of wind. The mistress suddenly appeared and then flew into the sky. Soon the children who were flying into the sky began to fall due to exhaustion of inertia. When the ascent ended, their screams stopped for a while, but when they found themselves starting to fall again, the screams immediately started to sound again.

With screams falling all the way, Xiao San flew directly over, then stretched out one of his heads and approached a child. The little fart was so frightened that he screamed: "Don't eat me, don't eat me. I'm obedient. I promise to be obedient in the future and never be naughty again."

Although he screamed quite loudly, the mistress ignored him and swallowed him directly into his mouth. Several children around him were so frightened that they screamed when they saw their companion being eaten. Even louder. but. This sound quickly disappeared because Xiaosan had three heads. Plus the neck is long. One bite after another, and soon all eight children were in his mouth.

After catching the eight children, the mistress landed again, and then quickly spit out all the eight children, and then licked her tongue with unsatisfied content. The children were so scared that they quickly gathered together, not even caring about the saliva on their bodies. . Of course, the mistress was not savoring the taste of a child, he didn't even eat it. Where does the taste come from? The reason why I lick my tongue is mainly because of the candy house. These little brats just crawled out of the ruins of the candy house. The body was covered with candies, and the mistress had them in her mouth. The saliva naturally washed away all the candy. At this time, the mistress was reminiscing about the taste of that candy.

Looking at the eight little kids with slightly pale faces gathered together, I deliberately smiled evilly and walked over and asked, "Who else among you wants to resist?"

The little heads shook in unison and desperately, for fear that if they shook too slowly, they would turn into trapeze figures again.

"Well, that's right. Is this what children need to be cute?" After sighing with satisfaction, I snapped my fingers again, and the huge silhouette of the Guardian Steel Claw immediately appeared next to me. I pointed at the group of children and said to Steel Claw: "Take them back to the previous fork in the road. Do you know how to get there?"

Steel Claw nodded, and then the tentacles on his back suddenly stretched out and curled towards the group of children. The steel claw has twelve tentacles. There are only eight children here, which is completely enough. A tentacle wrapped around the feet of a child, lifting the children upside down and hanging them above his head. The steel claws turned around and ran in the direction we came from. The eight children seemed to be lanterns hanging on the flagpole. It also swayed here and there as the steel claws ran. Of course, I deliberately let the steel claws lift them. If you don't teach these scoundrels a lesson, they will definitely cause trouble. Their parents couldn't bear to do anything, but I didn't feel bad at all.

"Okay, now answer my question and tell me, did you build the candy house here?" Seeing the steel claw running away, I turned around to face the old witch and asked again.

If the old witch had planned to resist before, she had no intention of doing so now. After being controlled by Lingling before, she was just a little worried, not afraid, because Lingling was just an angel. Although she was very strong, she was not unable to resist. At least her queen could handle it. As for Ling, although he was much stronger than Lingling, the old witch was not afraid because she didn't realize that Ling was a big devil at all. Compared to Lingling, Ling was already on a completely different level. Her power was beyond what the old witch could recognize, so she didn't take Ling seriously at all. However, now she didn't dare to resist at all, because she saw Xiaosan.

Although Xiao San is a three-headed dragon, it is a variant of the dragon clan and is completely different from sub-dragons such as flying dragons, base dragons, and earth dragons. So far, the Dragon Clan only recognizes that the Yalong has a blood relationship with the Dragon Clan, but does not recognize that the Yalong belongs to the Dragon Clan. However, the mutant dragon is still recognized by the Dragon Clan as a genuine dragon. This relationship is like the relationship between humans, deformed children and gibbons. Gibbons are similar to subsaurs. Humans only recognize that gibbons are related to humans, but do not consider gibbons to be a branch of humans. Mutated dragons like Xiao San are similar to deformed children. Although they look different from the real dragon clan, the dragon clan still recognizes him as one of its members.

Based on this attitude of the Dragon Clan, Xiao San can be considered the orthodox dragon of the Dragon Clan, and the Dragon Clan is quite famous for its wasp character. If you dare to slay a dragon, you'd better clean up the traces at the scene. If you accidentally miss some clues, or are seen and told to the dragon clan, then you should be prepared and wait for a large group of dragon clan to visit your home. .

The old witch obviously knew the habits of dragons very well, so she immediately became honest when she saw Xiaosan. Xiaosan is obviously my subordinate, which means that if her queen deals with me, she will face Xiaosan's attack, and if they cannot resist, the result will be tragic, but if they resist...the consequences of killing a dragon...anyway, they Can't afford it. Therefore, the old witch decided to cooperate completely to avoid disaster.

"I built the candy house," the old witch replied immediately.

I immediately became excited when I heard this, and then asked: "So do you know a guy named Bingquan?"

"I don't know." The answer was simple but unexpected. (To be continued)rq! ! !