Chapter 238 This Is the Pattern

Chu Yunxuan really sighed.

yes!

The program works really well.

He didn't expect it to be so good.

but……

What he wants now is a simple interview.

I ask you a question, and you just answer me normally!

Chu Yunxuan just wanted such a plain interview!

Why is it so difficult to conduct a simple interview now?

Ahhhh! !

"Thank you, uncle!"

After Chu Yunxuan finished speaking, he walked away with a dark face.

"I don't believe it today. How difficult can it be for me to have a simple interview?"

Chu Yunxuan walked forward.

A guy wearing a jersey and holding a basketball happened to be passing by.

"Handsome guy, can I ask you a question?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

"Okay." The boy nodded straightforwardly.

"What is your dream?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

This question can't possibly go astray, right?

Be a basketball star, a professional player, a singer, an actor, a teacher, a scientist, etc.!

Any answer is fine!

If this question goes astray again, he will simply give up today!

The boy thought for a while and said: "My dream..."

"Yes! For example, if you like playing basketball, you can become a basketball player and go on the court." Chu Yunxuan started to guide him with these words.

But the boy shook his head: "Actually, my dream is to become a girl."

Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?

He was confused.

"Become a girl? Brother, what's not good about being a basketball star, an actor, a singer, an athlete? Why is your dream to become a girl?"

"Because I want to become a girl and benefit my brothers!"

After he finished speaking, he gestured to the camera.

Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?

Everyone:? ? ?

Barrage:

"Wucao Wucao! This guy is awesome!"

"Pattern! What is pattern? This is called pattern!"

"66666!"

"How can I be your brother? Do you need to apply? I can give it a try."

"Hahaha, Xuan Shen, just give up! The passers-by you meet are destined to be old people. I'm laughing so hard."

"Xuan Shen, do you know why? Because you are a Lao Liu, and Lao Liu attracts Lao Liu, so you always meet people from Lao Liu, hahaha."

"..."

"strong!"

Chu Yunxuan gave him a thumbs up, then pulled the mask upward and walked away with the cameraman.

Gulu gulu gulu——

Chu Yunxuan bought a bottle of Coke and drank most of it while standing on the roadside with the cameraman.

"call--"

Then Chu Yunxuan wiped the corners of his mouth.

"The last one, I will interview the last passerby. If I am still a passerby, I will choose to change my job!"

Chu Yunxuan said.

Barrage:

"Xuan Shen, give up. From the first reality show you appeared on, you have met some toxic people, hahaha."

"It's true. Others can't meet them no matter what, but what about Xuan Shen? Every time they meet, they are in a large group."

"I seriously suspect that all of the people Xuan Shen interviewed today are watching the show and deliberately making the show's effect worse!"

"Killing me!"

"..."

Chu Yunxuan glanced at him.

Then he saw a white-haired old man in the park in front.

"It's impossible for this old man to be the same as those people before, right? I still have to interview someone today who I ask questions normally and he answers questions normally! I don't believe it. If I can't interview you, what will you do in the future? Look at me."

"Also, I'm really not Lao Liu! Even if I don't follow the idol route, I can still be considered a talented singer, right? Don't call me Lao Liu anymore."

Chu Yunxuan then walked over.

To be honest, this old man looks really old.

His hair and beard are all white.

I guess I got it when I was eighty years old.

But his body looks pretty strong.

"grandfather."

Chu Yunxuan walked over and shouted softly.

"Young man, is something wrong?"

The white-haired old man asked.

"Grandpa, can I interview you?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

Barrage:

"???"

"I'll go! Chu Yunxuan, you are so special, you are such a scumbag!"

"Wow! You don't have martial ethics. You're interviewing a grandpa of this age! It doesn't count!"

"That's right, it doesn't matter. If you have the ability, you can interview young people. If you interview a grandfather of this age, his answers must be normal. When interviewing young people, his answers must be normal!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard!"

"..."

"Oh, interview, okay, then you can ask." The old man straightened his clothes and looked at the camera and said.

"Grandpa, how long do you live?"

"I'm eighty-five." The old man replied with a hearty smile.

"You are eighty-five, but I think you are quite strong. Grandpa, do you have any secrets?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

My question, coupled with the fact that the other person is an elderly grandfather, should be a normal and serious answer.

If this is not true, Chu Yunxuan really doesn’t believe it!

He doesn’t believe this is evil!

The old man smiled and said, "You really asked the right person."

Then the old man said: "If you want to be healthy and live a long life, smoke, drink, and eat fat, go to bed late and get up early without exercising, and make more friends with the opposite sex."

Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?

Everyone:? ? ?

Barrage:

"????"

"666666!"

"Pfft - I laughed so hard! I'm so stupid!"

"Your uncle is still your uncle after all, damn! I'm so awesome!"

"???66666!"

"Xuan Shen, you really should give up! You're laughing so hard at me, I'm so cute."

"..."

Everyone in the entire live broadcast room laughed like crazy.

Everyone in Chu Yunxuan is stupid, okay?

The corner of his mouth twitched.

"Um... uncle, do you smoke and drink?"

"Yeah, one pack a day and one bottle of wine a day."

"Then...the doctor doesn't care about you?"

"All my doctors are gone."

Chu Yunxuan:? ? ?

"Uncle, I admire you! Then you are busy, I will leave first."

After Chu Yunxuan finished speaking, he left quickly.

Everyone in the entire live broadcast room laughed miserably.

"Xuan Shen, just give up, you are the invincible king of variety shows!!"

"Yeah, look at you, you can interview such an awesome uncle even if you interview him, what else can you do?"

"Keep going! I'm so excited to watch you interview passers-by. I can watch it all day long! It makes me laugh so hard!"

"..."

The program team, Chu Yunxuan, was something that all the viewers could not imagine.

Interviewing a passerby can be done like this!

Simply invincible!

And what about Chu Yunxuan?

He returned to the show.

Someone else's footage is being played in the live broadcast room.

"Yunxuan, why are you back?"

The director also walked out.

"Director, I really can't keep interviewing passers-by. They are all old people! I'm afraid that if I continue to interview, the live broadcast room will block me." Chu Yunxuan said helplessly.

"This...is the same, cough cough."

"The main thing is, if the interview continues, I won't be able to take off the label of being an attractive person. Even if I don't follow the idol route, I'm still a sunny and talented singer, right? We can't label the audience as an old person. The label of Six Attractors." Chu Yunxuan said.

Beside, the dozens of staff members were holding back their laughter.

"Teacher Yunxuan, it's true, you are unprecedented and unprecedented. In any reality show, you can always meet a group of immortal passers-by. When I interviewed you today, all you met were some awesome people! It made me laugh to death."

The beautiful makeup artist said while holding back a smile.

Chu Yunxuan shrugged helplessly.

The director said: "Let's do this. I think what Teacher Yunxuan said is quite reasonable. How about you find another job? There is still more time, and it's not lunch time yet."

"Okay, okay, that's what I mean." Chu Yunxuan grinned.