Chapter 230 His Second Uncle (Two in One)

Chapter 230 His second uncle... (two in one)

What is a weeping person?

In fact, this job is more common in rural areas.

Weeping people, as the name suggests, are those who mourn.

Crying for the spirit is actually a traditional custom, that is, crying is used to express feelings for the deceased.

In ancient times, people felt that the louder and sadder they cried, the more they could express their emotions. Therefore, many people couldn't cry themselves, so they invited others to cry.

When parents, grandparents and other relatives pass away, the descendants often burst into tears to express their unspeakable sorrow because of their grief. This is very normal. People think that the sadder they cry, the more "filial" they are.

In fact, many things are normal in the past, but among rich and status people, they gradually change. For example, when holding wedding ceremonies, many people feel that it is difficult for outsiders to see the filial piety of their loved ones during their lifetime, so it is better to have a ceremony. The scenery behind the field.

Some people think that a decent funeral can make outsiders see their filial piety, so there are various S operations.

Professional mourners are born under such circumstances. Their existence is to make the funeral ceremony more mournful and sad, creating an extremely sad atmosphere.

To put it simply, it’s all about face!

Crying souls can make many ordinary things extremely sad and full of atmosphere, which makes the host feel quite proud, because that kind of sad atmosphere is what they need and can be used to express "filial piety".

"Is there really such a job?" Zhang Wenhao asked.

Xue Xuan nodded: "Not to mention, it really does exist. Some funeral services specifically have this."

Liu Yijun also nodded: "Yes, and the income is not bad. If you cry well, the host will give you a tip, which is called a white bag for short. The bread usually costs a lot. My family used to live in a rural area. There are really some people in the village who do this.”

Xiao Yunuo said: "So, Chu Yunxuan's job is to cry where there are innocent things, right?"

"Yes! That's pretty much what it means."

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Barrage:

"It's so miserable, hahaha, it's so miserable!"

"But... to be honest, being a weeper is not an easy task. If you want to do it well, you have to cry vividly and truly, with tears streaming down your face."

"Can't Xuan Shen do it? He's just an ordinary singer. It would be okay if he let an actor do it. As for Xuan Shen..."

"Hahaha, this is what makes the show effective. Damn it."

"It's too messy. The program team is really too messy, and Xuan Shen is too negative. Why did he get the draw?"

"..."

Chu Yunxuan shrugged helplessly and said, "That's all we can do. Director, where should I go at that moment?"

The director smiled and said, "We have already made arrangements for Teacher Chu Yunxuan."

Chu Yunxuan nodded helplessly, and then said: "Okay, I am quite capable of this job of crying the soul, but... I will be recognized by others, right? It would be quite embarrassing if I did."

"Yes, Teacher Chu Yunxuan, you may need the makeup teacher to help you put on makeup." The director said.

"That's okay." Chu Yunxuan nodded.

Then the director looked at everyone and said: "Well, teachers, I wish you all a smooth and happy work today! Our live broadcast of "Come on, Workers" has officially begun!"

Barrage:

"You're laughing so hard. I really want to see how Chu Yunxuan does his job today."

"As for the soul cryer... let's not mention whether Chu Yunxuan can do it well. How can he find this job? And there must be someone who needs it. The most important thing is that there is a professional soul cryer. How can Chu Yunxuan do it? How about competing with those professional soul-cryers?"

"The program team is really interesting. I strongly suspect that the program team saw the arrival of the variety show god Chu Yunxuan and deliberately added some work in this last episode that may have explosive effects on the show, hahaha."

"..."

"Come on Chu Yunxuan! I'm leaving first."

Jiang Wenzhou made a cheering gesture towards Chu Yunxuan.

"Teacher Jiang, come on, too." Chu Yunxuan said.

"Then I'm leaving too. I wish you good luck." Xiao Yunuo waved to Chu Yunxuan with a smile.

"Bye-Bye."

Others also left one after another.

And Chu Yunxuan stayed here putting on makeup.

Soon, the makeup was put on.

With a wig and some makeup, it would be difficult to recognize him as Chu Yunxuan.

The director came over and said to Chu Yunxuan: "But you don't have to worry too much about being recognized. We usually need mourners, and there are more people in rural areas. It's not as easy to recognize you there as in the city."

"Okay, I'm almost there. Director, please give me the address."

"The address camera teacher knows."

A cameraman made an "ok" gesture, and then he followed Chu Yunxuan into the car with a miniature camera.

Now the live content is on other people's side.

Chu Yunxuan was also chatting here.

"Camera teacher, where are we going?"

Teacher Liu, the cameraman, said: "Ping County, that's where my hometown is. It's not very developed and there are many rural areas around it, but there are a lot of rich people from that place."

"Okay, then go to Ping County."

The car drove away.

Chu Yunxuan thought of something.

"By the way, it's not appropriate for us to film a show for someone else's funeral, isn't it?" Chu Yunxuan said with a frown.

"Teacher Chu Yunxuan, it's like this. You don't have to worry about this. You can just work normally."

Chu Yunxuan showed a suspicious expression: "It's okay for me to work normally, but it's not good for us to live broadcast someone's funeral, right?"

The cameraman said, "That's right, we are actually working together."

"Huh? Cooperate with the work? Cooperate with whose work?"

"I don't know the specifics. I only know that after Mr. Chu Yunxuan got the job of crying soul, the police immediately contacted the director team. In addition to filming the program, we are actually cooperating with the police. , in short, Teacher Chu Yunxuan, you don’t need to worry about that."

"Teacher Chu Yunxuan, you can pretend that you don't know about this matter. We also need to keep it a secret. Just do what you are supposed to do!"

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

I'm stupid!

But he really couldn't figure out how he could cooperate with the police?

Forget it, don’t think about it anymore.

normal work.

…

More than forty minutes later.

Chu Yunxuan and the others arrived at a relatively large funeral service store in Ping County.

"call--"

Chu Yunxuan was still a little nervous and took a deep breath.

"Then I'll go."

Afterwards, Chu Yunxuan got out of the car, and the cameraman followed behind, using professional camera skills to shoot with a micro camera that was not particularly conspicuous.

at the same time.

The picture in the live broadcast room also cut to Chu Yunxuan's side.

After all, from the beginning to now, the whole process has been the live broadcast of other people, and now that Chu Yunxuan has taken action, the program team naturally focuses on Chu Yunxuan's scene.

Barrage:

"Come on, come on! Xuan Shen is taking action! Is he going to apply for a job as a mourner in a funeral shop? And then find a job for himself through them?"

"I guess so. It seems to be on the right track. Hahaha. I'm really looking forward to Xuan Shen's performance."

"But to be honest, Xuan Shen is a singer, and the demands of a mourner are actually quite high. Although it feels funny and miserable, I am still worried about him."

"..."

Chu Yunxuan came to the funeral shop.

At this moment, there are two aunts and a middle-aged man in the store.

"Who is the boss?" Chu Yunxuan asked.

The two aunts and the middle-aged man looked over together.

"I am, what do you two want?"

The boss stretched out his hand to Chu Yunxuan and shook it.

"That's it, ahem...it's just...are you inviting mourners here?" Chu Yunxuan asked awkwardly.

To be honest, Chu Yunxuan felt that he was extremely embarrassed when he said these words.

"Well--"

The boss and the two aunts were also stunned when they heard Chu Yunxuan's words.

Several of them looked at each other.

Especially when the two aunts looked at each other, they seemed to have something to say.

"This... little brother, are you going to mourn?"

The boss asked.

"Yes, it's me."

"Say, young man, our line of work is not that simple, and you look young, why do you want to do this line of work? Aren't you worried that others will say you are unlucky?"

A plump aunt glanced at Chu Yunxuan and said.

Chu Yunxuan smiled: "Isn't this just to make money?"

"Have you had any experience?" the boss asked.

Just after he asked, Chu Yunxuan didn't answer, so he continued: "Forget it, I happen to have a business here, and my family needs three people, and I'm just short of one, it's 700 per game, I'm crying." If you have a free salary, if you are a boy and young, you can still take the job of guarding the body, which can range from 1,800 to 2,300 a night, which one will you take?"

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Such a coincidence?

Wasn't it arranged by the police?

right!

possible!

Holy shit!

Could it be that the owner of the funeral shop in front of me now is from the police? In other words, the police were already angry with him.

Well, I guess so.

Barrage:

"Holy shit! Is it really that profitable? Seven hundred yuan for a cry, one thousand eighty yuan for a night of vigil, I'll go!"

"Watch? Holy shit! It costs two thousand yuan to watch a night. How can you get the money so quickly?"

"But don't forget, it's a vigil. In the mourning hall where the body is kept, you and the body stay overnight. It's okay if they are your relatives, but they are not your relatives. Can you do any harm? Afraid?"

"..."

Chu Yunxuan said directly: "Well... there is no need to keep a vigil, just mourn. I am professional."

The boss nodded: "Okay, then you should prepare. There is a manuscript here, which probably describes the situation of my previous family. You can make a note of it. I will pick you up after a while and I will take care of the meals at noon."

"Okay, boss."

"Young man, professional? How old are you?" an aunt looked at Chu Yunxuan and asked.

"Auntie, don't look at me because I'm young, it would be terrible if I cry." Chu Yunxuan said.

"I can't tell. I really can't tell. Your aunt and I have been doing this for eight years. Let me tell you, it's not easy."

Chu Yunxuan smiled and said: "The two aunts will take me with them later and teach me."

"Okay, when we get there later, you can see how we cry. Just follow our example."

"Okay, thank you two aunties." Chu Yunxuan grinned.

Barrage:

"If you have a professional guide like Auntie, it will be easy."

"It's true, Xuan Shen just needs to learn how to cry like them, that's pretty much it. Then it costs 700 yuan a game, which is still very comfortable."

"But... don't forget, he is Chu Yunxuan. I always feel that any of his live broadcasts are indispensable for the effectiveness of this program."

"Brother, that's a casual occasion. Even if Xuan Shen wants to create a show, it has to depend on the occasion."

"It's true, hahaha. Now I just want to see how funny Xuan Shen can't cry when he's crying."

Soon, the boss found white mourning clothes for them.

The cameraman also wore a mourning cloth.

"Okay, get in the car."

The boss drove them to their destination in his minivan.

"Young man, let me tell you, although our industry may seem unlucky to others, the money comes in quickly. You are young and have a good sense. You can make money in this industry for two years, and then you can start a small business." It’s also pretty good.”

The boss was chatting with Chu Yunxuan while driving the car.

"Yeah, I think so too. It would be good to work for two years to earn some money and start a small business." Chu Yunxuan said.

Boss: "But you have to remember. Anyone who comes to us to cry in mourning has a good family. All they want is noodles. If you cry well, they will feel that they have face. Let me tell you." , generally white envelopes are indispensable, ranging from a few hundred to a few thousand, so behave well."

"Okay."

Then the boss continued.

Soon, the car stopped at the gate of a manor.

There were many cars nearby, probably all coming to attend the funeral.

Two huge wreaths were placed at the door.

There was that mournful music all around.

Coming to this environment, everyone can't help but enter a sad atmosphere.

Barrage:

"I'll go! The manor! It's a wealthy family."

"I originally felt that this road was quite remote. I thought that when I reached the countryside, it turned out to be a suburban manor."

"No wonder we invite professional mourners to mourn. We are rich people."

"..."

People in the live broadcast room were quite shocked.

Several people got out of the car.

Standing at the door of the manor was a middle-aged man wearing mourning clothes.

The boss quickly got out of the car and shook his hands: "Mr. Li, my condolences."

"Why."

Mr. Li lowered his head and wiped his "tears" decently with a handkerchief.

I don’t know if I have finished crying or if I can’t cry anymore.

"Mr. Li, these three are...the people I found."

"Mr. Li, my condolences."

"My condolences."

The two aunts walked over quickly.

"Thank you, please come in." Mr. Li looked at them and said softly.

"Mr. Li, my condolences."

Chu Yunxuan also imitated the two aunties and shook hands with him.

"So young?" Mr. Li glanced at Chu Yunxuan and asked.

"Ahem, even though he is young, he is also professional." The boss said quickly.

"Really?" Mr. Li was dubious, then nodded: "Then come in."

The boss then quickly urged Chu Yunxuan to go in with the cameraman who had temporarily put away the filming.

People in the live broadcast room can only hear the sound for the time being, and the picture cannot be seen clearly.

Then, Chu Yunxuan and the two aunts followed Mr. Li into the manor.

Soon, a large group of people appeared in front.

Many people are wearing suits.

There are also some people wearing mourning clothes.

There are also some who just wear a mourning cloth.

They stood in the mourning hall they had built, and the whole atmosphere seemed very heavy.

"His second uncle, you left too suddenly..."

An aunt took out her handkerchief and walked in from the crowd while crying. Then she sat down in the mourning hall and started crying.

"Why did you just leave? He's the second uncle."

The other aunt also got into the mood directly, took out her handkerchief and followed the first aunt, crying and walked over.

Chu Yunxuan: "..."

Ahhhh! !

Is this special meow jumping right into the show?