Repel Enemies with Food

Wang Feng is leading a group of people to show off their might below, chatting and laughing happily with Wangcai next to him, the level of pretentiousness is really high to a certain level, there are thousands of troops coming to see each other, I am quite immobile.

Just as he was immersed in his own world, Wangcai's screams like killing a pig suddenly came from beside him: "Boss, something is wrong! Those people have come out!"

"What?" Wang Feng didn't realize it for a while. He looked up and saw that the city gate in front of him was opened. The one who rushed out was a general with a long spear and riding a black horse. the one.

"What to do, boss." Wangcai said anxiously: "We haven't started eating yet, if we leave, the ingredients we brought over will be wasted. What a pity."

"Is this what you are focusing on!" Wang Feng was shocked, and said, "Shouldn't it be that if you don't run away, you will be caught and made into dog meat hot pot?!"

"Oh, the meat of our kobolds is not tasty, no one likes it." Wangcai picked up the bone while talking and said, "Boss, what should we do, let's go."

"What are you going to do? Send the signal and call for reinforcements." Wang Feng was very calm. He wanted to let this group of people know what it means to seek their own death today.

"Eh? Reinforcements? Do we have reinforcements?" Wangcai stopped taking food and looked at Wang Feng.

"Eh? Don't we have reinforcements?" Wang Feng looked at Wangcai with a bewildered expression.

One person and one dog looked at each other in silence, and then turned their heads to look at the cavalry rushing over.

Wangcai quickly picked up the ingredients on the ground and said, "Boss, my inspiration has come. Isn't this a good opportunity for us to stage an empty city plan?"

"How to say?" Wang Feng asked quickly, Wang Cai seemed to have a solution.

"Look, Boss, now you are performing a live barbecue here, and we will cheer you up from behind. He must think that something is wrong when he sees it, and then he will not dare to come. This way can not only pretend to be aggressive, but also repel the enemy. It's too powerful It's gone." Wangcai said, but his hands kept moving.

"Amazing fart! The other party is a big bastard, you can tell that you are a ghost... What are you doing so fast! Are you trying to trick me into staying and then you are going to run away!" Wang Feng was alert, this Wangcai's action Something is wrong.

"I'm not, I don't!" Wangcai shook his head frantically, and said, "I'm giving you a chance to pretend, Boss."

"I don't want it! And why didn't they ambush? Don't they worry about us being so ostentatious to seduce? It's obviously such a good opportunity, what a blood loss."

"Isn't it the boss who said you don't want reinforcements in ambush?" Wang Cai asked.

"When did I say that?" Wang Feng said that he knew about it completely.

"It's what you said, boss. When you came to call you this morning, you said you took us out to pretend to eat barbecue. I want to eat barbecue to make it cheaper for outsiders. Of course I won't call them." Wangcai is reasonable.

"What the hell!" Wang Feng felt that he was completely cheated by Wangcai. What's more important was that when the two of them were complaining, the guard had already rushed over. Wang Feng would absolutely believe in the idea of ​​grilling Cai after he grabbed it.

"No, if we run away, he will believe that we have nothing to fear." Wang Feng grabbed Wangcai who was about to run away and said, "Let's calm down and watch him come, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and maintain a demeanor..."

Zhang Delong was still a little confused when he rushed over. In his imagination, the kobolds in front of him should have scattered and fled in all directions, since they are cavalry on their side! You are the lowest level of cannon fodder infantry! The most important thing is that you have no reinforcements!

In fact, Zhang Delong is not as big and thick as he looks. In fact, he is a thick and thin person, so he was appointed as the guard of the checkpoint. If it's really a big boss, how could such an important job be entrusted to him?

It was this kind of character that made him aware of something wrong in front of him—why were they so calm? Except for the kobold who looked a little flustered by the human side, the other kobolds were too calm! They should eat, drink, and even dance there to mock themselves!

He didn't know that these kobolds were ignorant, and the only kobold who knew that there were no reinforcements was Wangcai, so he was in a hurry to escape.

Death is not terrible, what is terrible is that it takes a long time to wait for resurrection after death, which not only wastes the resources of the Demon King's army, but also wastes the time and energy of the Demon King, and even wastes so much time not being able to play games! How many games will I miss during my resurrection! How many people will surpass themselves in combat power after krypton gold, and then shit and pee on their own heads!

The other kobolds naturally believed in their boss and their second in charge. Now they haven't run away yet, what does that mean? It shows that they have a plan in their chests, and even if they get there, the enemy will come out. Then I just need to follow the command, there is nothing wrong with it.

In this atmosphere, Zhang Delong was immediately timid, he made a gesture, slowly slowed down his charge, stopped when he was still some distance away from Wang Feng and the others, and said, "I'm coming down! Where is the clamoring person?! Come out to me! Where is the meat that was promised!"

"Are you serious!" Wang Feng felt that the brain of the person in front of him was abnormal, even if he took it out by himself, would you dare to eat it!

"Haha, the general came just in time." Wang Feng said with a smile: "I'm Zhang Yide, I'm lucky to meet the general today, just in time to eat a large piece of meat and drink a large amount of wine. Prosperous wealth!"

"Woof!" Wangcai didn't expect to fool them, and quickly called out to indicate that he was still alive and could hear the instructions.

"Go and prepare wine and meat. The general and I want to eat and drink well when we meet. In addition, prepare two bowls of tofu nao, both sweet and salty. Give the general a taste and see which one is delicious!"

"Damn!" Zhang Delong was furious.

After the guy in front of him seduced him down, he was clearly humiliating himself! Originally, he thought that this guy was suddenly so kind to treat him to wine and meat, but he didn't expect you to be such a person!

"Zhang Yide, do you want to start a war again!" Zhang Delong was not really a reckless man after all, although he wanted to rush out and kill people, he calmed down and shouted.

"You are the one who started the war!" Wang Feng shouted: "People who can't accept two kinds of tofu brains, how can you explain your love for tofu brains! Could it be that after your woman cheated, you didn't forgive her?" ? Think about the color of the helmet on your head, are you worthy of it?!"

Unfortunately, the color of many helmets in the Eastern Kingdom is green. The reason is to play a concealed role when marching in the jungle.

Of course, this color is not static. For example, the color of the helmet of a soldier in a desert area is brown.

"What nonsense theory are you talking about! I don't care about my helmet!" Zhang Delong was stunned. Although he didn't know what this guy was talking about, he always felt that he was not talking nonsense.

"General, he is Wang Feng." The soldier next to him finally couldn't stand it any longer. The person standing opposite him was a celebrity, but his own general couldn't recognize him.

"What? It's him?" Zhang Delong said in shock: "Isn't Wang Feng 8 feet tall, with a waist circumference of 8 feet, and the weapon in his hand is a 14-meter-long sword?"

"What kind of monster are you!" The soldier didn't know where his general heard the rumor, so if he thought about it for a while, he knew it was definitely false, okay? You actually took it seriously! Could it be that the lack of care in ordinary clothes turned out to be really lack of care!

"What are you arguing about? Come here if you have the ability." Wang Feng didn't hear that the other side described himself as a monster with a round shape and could hold a 14-meter long sword. Ignoring the fact that there was no reinforcements behind him, he said, "Come here, come if you have the ability, come and play, little handsome boy."

In the last sentence, he even imitated the tone of a certain car on the side of the road.

"No matter how you look at it, this is an abnormal person!" Zhang Delong was shocked by the sentence that the handsome guy is coming to play.

Even when they were walking on an indescribable street, those girls would call their generals to come and play, but they had never been called a handsome boy.

"Perhaps it's because your brain is out of order after joining the demon clan?" The soldier next to him said with some uncertainty; "General, are we going there? I'm afraid there will be fraud."

"Of course not. If we go, someone might come out of the ground." Zhang Delong said, "That's how the Huoyan Mountain fell. What kind of crypt lord are they called? It's despicable. The scouts can only see the situation on the ground." , Their ambush must be underground." Comrade Zhang Delong's brain power is quite strong.

The two groups stood still, and the general on the city wall was embarrassed. Why did it stop halfway through the rush? Still looking at each other, could it be that the dog you lost a while ago was found among the group of kobolds?

"General Zhang is afraid that the other party is cheating?" The military adviser in the checkpoint came out and said, "However, the attacks of the demons have been weakened recently. I don't know if there is some conspiracy."

"Don't worry, as long as they can't get around behind us, don't worry." The name of the main general is Zhu Tian, ​​and he is a well-known defensive general in the Eastern Kingdom. The main reason is that his spiritual weapon is a defensive general. The ultimate kill has become the kingdom's strongest shield, and no one can break it so far.

Of course, the disadvantage is that it cannot defend against attacks from behind.

Originally, he was sent to defend the Huoyanshan Fortress, but considering that he had been defending there for decades, he was tired of seeing the scenery, and the credit was great enough, so he retreated to the second line and came to Qinglong Pass.

It's just that they didn't expect that after coming here, it would make this place a front line. This made many people think that the mysterious power in Zhu Tian's body had worked, and he wanted to keep the front line of the empire forever.

Of course, Zhu Tian felt that this group of people was farting, and what he wanted most was to return to the world of feasting and feasting in Yanjing City, immersing himself in the ocean full of houses, tickets and boobs.

"Well, we have arranged a surprise attack specifically for the underground." The military adviser said: "We have already known the underground army that appeared outside the Flame Mountain Fortress. In addition, there is a no-fly circle and our detection devices here. Don't say it is a magic circle." Even a fly can't fly here."

Then just as he finished speaking, a fly buzzed around from the side, making the whole scene instantly awkward.

"Hey, send someone to ask what's going on." Zhu Tian changed the subject and said, "If there's nothing else, let General Zhang come back soon... Wait, what did they come up with."

Zhu Tian clearly saw that the group of kobolds suddenly took out two bowls of food, could it be that they are planning to treat General Zhang to dinner? Do your subordinates look like such stupid people? Can't eat things from strangers, but also eat things from the enemy?

"General, what they brought out is tofu nao." The military officer next to him took out a special tool and looked at it and said, "One of the bowls is sweet, and the other bowl is salty..."

"Heretics!" Zhu Tian felt that he was about to explode, and shouted: "Military division, send someone a message immediately, let General Zhang rush over to protect the sweet tofu..."

"Who said it was just because of eating!" The military division was shocked.

But his own general can be stupid, but he can't be stupid. He quickly said: "General, this is the enemy's trick, don't be fooled."

"Of course I know, I just said it casually." Zhu Tian also came back to his senses and said: "The other party is just provoking, I guess they are already prepared. Let Zhang Delong come back, it is better to come back for lunch after wandering outside."

Zhang Delong came back and went out aggressively, but when he came back, he was full of anger and had nowhere to vent. This person is so hateful, he actually used tofu brains to provoke himself.

"General, I guess the other party has an ambush." ​​Of course, the report must be done well, and you can't give people the feeling that you are cowardly and run back.

"Well, I know." Zhu Tian said: "The other party probably lured you out to reduce casualties. Fortunately, you were not impulsive. I guess they have already ambushed below... What are they doing?"

Zhu Tian couldn't continue, because he saw that group of kobolds started to barbecue!

"Oh, they are having a barbecue." Zhang Delong swallowed and said; "They wanted to invite me, but I firmly refused them."

"Do you still dare to go up to eat?" Zhu Tian rolled his eyes at him and said, "Go to lunch first, and I'll go to work first. If they start scolding, just ignore them, just prepare earplugs."

"Yes, General." With great resentment towards the food, General Zhang Delong could only go back to eat dry food.

And Zhu Tian also swallowed his saliva, turned his head ruthlessly and said, "Look out, don't be tempted by them. If they get close, shoot them."

Then he thought about eating a bowl of tofu after he went back to calm his mind, and by the way asked why the kingdom's reinforcements hadn't arrived yet.