Thatcher's Spoiled
I have to say that Wang Feng's power is quite strong. Thatcher is a gentleman, a gentleman and a dark horse prince in the hearts of countless demon women, a gentleman and the best one-night stand.
Since he and Wang Feng are the only two males in the Demon King's City, they have a very good relationship, and they can be regarded as Wang Feng's first friend. It's just that no matter how pure a person is, he becomes different under the pollution of Wang Feng. When he said this, Lisa and Marisa looked at him differently, and even once thought it was Wang Feng who had returned.
Yi Na looked at Thatcher with an even more ugly face and said, "Wang Feng, you have changed. You were not like this before. As expected, you were taken away after you came to the Demon Race. No, I will take you back. Re-educate. You come with me, you will only become more dirty if you stay here."
"I'm not, I don't! It's obvious that the real Wang Feng is much more filthy than what I said! What do you mean it has become so filthy after coming here! It's obvious that the filth was spread out after coming here!" Qie Er has already started to growl in his heart, he is already considered lightly polluted, if Wang Cai is allowed to come over, he probably won't know what he will say at this time, but there is no doubt that it will definitely be the kind that will piss people off.
"It seems that you don't want to come back." Seeing Thatcher didn't speak but looked at the other two women beside him, Yi Na shook her head, took out her gloves and put them on and said, "Come on, Looks like it's going to be a fist fight in the end."
"You are not my opponent, you are looking for your own death!" Thatcher finally remembered a sentence in Wang Feng's quotations, and said: "Now there are people who are rich and powerful, if you are stubborn, don't blame me for being rude." gone."
"You are the one who is obsessed with obsession." The fist in Yi Na's hand began to shine brightly, and two flames suddenly appeared from the fist and said, "This is the weapon you named at the beginning, and it is called the joy of fire. Today I will use this Look how happy you are when you get hit!"
"Why don't you just choose a normal name!" Thatcher doubted Wang Feng's taste in his heart, and a joke that Wang Feng had told himself before flashed through his mind, and said, "My Jian is now renamed Little Rabbit Kuaiguai. Remember, after you are defeated by me, your nickname from now on will be "The person defeated by Little Rabbit Kuaiguai."
"It's over, this person must be Wang Feng, Shi Hammer." Marisa said with certainty: "This guy didn't complete the task of the devil, but came back to make soy sauce. I'm afraid he will be locked up in a small dark room and fed pork chop rice. "
"No, it's obvious that Thatcher was led to ruin by that guy." Lisa saw the truth at a glance, clutching her forehead and said, "I didn't write this sentence in the quotation, I didn't expect him to have no teacher." Self-taught..."
Yi Na smiled angrily and said: "Okay, little rabbit, yes, okay, today I am so happy that I will change my name to Xiaogouziguaiguai. Remember, from today onwards, you will be defeated by Xiaogouziguaiguai man!"
At this moment, Thatcher was really moved. Anyway, at this time, he did not appear in his own appearance but in the appearance of Wang Feng. Even if he is defeated, other people will think that Wang Feng was defeated by a weapon named Xiaogouzi obediently. From now on, when people mention him, they will think of this weapon and the name...
I don't know why, Thatcher suddenly felt a little sour. It was obviously a kind of behavior that hurt others and benefited himself, but why did he feel so excited when he thought of this? Why do you feel happy?
Wang Feng, who was eating snacks in Fengcheng, sneezed suddenly.
"Someone probably misses me." Putting the freshly baked gluten into his mouth, Wang Feng said to himself, "I didn't expect someone to miss me so much after I've only been away for a few days. Sure enough, I'm already irreplaceable." People are missing."
"Brother, how does it taste?" The owner of the roasted gluten looked at Wang Feng and said with a smile: "Recently, there are a lot of people eating roasted gluten here. I used the sauce inherited from my ancestors. I'm thinking about the next time Would it be better to change the name of this Roasted Gluten to Roasted Wang Feng?"
"Wait, why is that the name?" Wang Feng almost vomited, but luckily he reacted and restrained himself.
The boss smiled and said: "Look, little brother, you are all here to fight the demons, build meritorious deeds and upgrade nobles, right?"
"Ah, yes." Wang Feng nodded, wanting to see what the boss could say,
The boss continued: "Then you see, Wang Feng is the most famous of the demons now, right? So if I change the name like this, the business will definitely be good. Tsk tsk... Since they can't beat Wang Feng, then come to my place to eat A few strings to suppress surprises is always good, right?"
Wang Feng chewed and swallowed all the roasted gluten and said, "Good idea, boss, I support you, and I will decide to come and buy it when the time comes."
"Brother, do you think so?" The boss smiled and said, "Then I will change my name today. I have been here for a few days and the business is very good. But in comparison, my buddy is amazing."
"Your buddy? Is it possible that he still goes to the battlefield to sell things?" Wang Feng said and took a few skewers of roasted gluten.
"Hey, you're really right!" Excited, the boss immediately sprinkled a large amount of chili powder on the roasted gluten. Another monk who was waiting next to him immediately began to consider whether to return the product. If you don't eat gluten, you can eat other things, but he can't eat spicy food.
But the boss obviously didn't notice the monk's ugly face, and said: "My buddy pushed his own stall to sell snacks where the two armies were fighting. Now the coalition forces and the demons are at war, you know?"
"Ah, I know. I heard that the fight was fierce." Wang Feng nodded. All this information is public and you can know it only by asking a little. A few days after he left the checkpoint, the coalition forces began to attack the city. It's just that the demons are not to be outdone, and often send troops down to call for a fight. Now the two armies are still in the initial stage of calling for a fight. They are just testing each other temporarily and killing the morale of the other side.
The boss said: "My buddy is very powerful. He pushed the cart to sell food near the battle between the two armies. After they finished fighting, they went to eat. When eating, the soldiers of the coalition sat on the left, and the soldiers of the demon race sat on the right. .They all agreed that they would never make a move during dinner."
"It's impossible!" said the monk who was about to return the goods: "The demons are despicable and shameless, how could they eat there peacefully without doing anything? I think this is clearly a conspiracy of the demons!"
"That's right, how could that dog emperor's subordinates not take action." Wang Feng said: "That dog emperor is the most insidious and cunning. His soldiers must have put shit in the opponent's meal, and even poisoned the shit."
"Where should I complain!" The boss who was roasting gluten missed once and sprinkled a lot of salt on the roasting gluten.
"You bastard!" The monk immediately looked at Wang Feng and said loudly, "Well said! I didn't expect you to feel uncomfortable seeing that dog emperor. If it wasn't for the danger of our country this time, the ghost would come here to join the army."
"I almost thought you were going to hit me!" Wang Feng was taken aback, although he himself came to provoke, but he didn't expect to meet a like-minded person...
"Brother, I have a question." The boss said, "How did you get here to poison the shit first?"
"Didn't I just say it smoothly?" Wang Feng thought in his heart, but said: "Because the most unlikely place is the most likely place. Those demons would never have imagined that the seemingly ordinary shit was actually poisoned." , it might be a success.”
"Do you think they are all mentally retarded!" The boss finally couldn't bear it and said, "The mentally retarded must have a bottom line anyway!"
"Boss, look at what you said. This is called strategic contempt for the enemy." Wang Feng said, "Besides, your baked gluten is burnt, so you won't be able to sell it!"
Looking cheerfully at the boss who was in a hurry to deal with the burnt gluten, Wang Feng took out a paper towel and wiped the corner of his mouth in satisfaction, burped and left.
Today he still came out to inquire about the news.
For most people, it is not very clear about where the God King is, they only know that it is in the palace of Fengcheng.
But this palace has been surrounded by magical barriers since the arrival of the god king, and now the whole feeling is even more exaggerated than the Forbidden City. If you turn around and go in, you will definitely get lost.
In this case, what Wang Feng hopes most is to get a map or something. Although I am not worried about the magic enchantment, if I get lost in it and starve to death, wouldn't it be a joke?
"If it really doesn't work, let's explore the road first tonight." Thinking of this, Wang Feng felt that it would be better to buy some equipment. He might want to feel like a flying robber. Should he have a nickname, such as Qianli Walking alone, etc... Anyway, I and Xiao Tiantian are both looking for women, but the ultimate goal is different.
It's just that before he went to the commercial street, a voice sounded from behind: "Brother in front!"
But Wang Feng didn't look back, the person he didn't know here should not be called himself.
It's just that he was wrong, and soon a hand was placed on his shoulder and said, "Fellow Daoist, please stay."
"Fuck! I'll give you a minute to take back this sentence!" Wang Feng panicked instantly. This sentence is a powerful weapon of causality. Don't you see that Shen Gongbao's sentence in the Battle of the Conferred Gods has harmed many heroes of the Interceptor, even Da Luo Jinxian was not spared.
"Ah?" The man obviously didn't know why, and was stunned.
It was only then that Wang Feng discovered that this person was the cultivator who had spoken ill of Emperor Dog just now, and he did not know when he had chased after him. "Could it be that he ran away because he put too much chili powder?" He couldn't help guessing in the most malicious way.
But fortunately, he reacted and said: "Ah, this brother, I wonder if I can take a step to speak?"
"Huh? Have you been bitten by a five-step snake?" Wang Feng said.
The person on the other side who said this was a little confused, and asked, "Five-step snake? Why?"
"You haven't been bitten by a five-step snake. Why do you ask me to borrow one step? It must be because you have already walked four steps and there is no more steps." Wang Feng showed a pair of [I will definitely not lend you, Like watching you die] expression.
"God, what a five-step snake!" The monk was stunned: "It's not true that a five-step snake dies after walking five steps! And it's true that I died on the way just now! And the number of steps Can I still borrow it? It’s not playing a game to borrow my life! This guy is really poisoned by the game! I’m looking for the wrong person!”
The game has already been promoted on the mainland.
Ordinary people think this is a good thing to pass the time, leisure and entertainment plus exercise and study in one.
Warriors and monks can usually practice fighting skills in the game, and they can also experience a different life.
The upper class thinks that games can save ordinary people from thinking so much. They can work hard on weekdays and then go home to play games, and they don’t have the mind to resist the rule of the ruling class. They think that this is the greatest invention in the past century.
So it wouldn't be too abrupt for him to think about games now, which are very popular now.
After understanding Wang Feng as an in-depth gamer, the monk stopped struggling and said, "Brother, what you said just now seems to be very dissatisfied with that dog emperor?"
"Yes, why, you want to arrest me to receive the reward?" Wang Feng sneered and said, "The grass on the grave of the person who did this last time is already two meters high!"
"God is two meters tall, it must have been at least a few years ago!" This monk is a very serious person, but luckily he just complained in his heart and didn't say it out loud.
He sorted out his thoughts and said, "That's it. In fact, I came here to invite Xiongtai specially this time, hoping that Xiongtai can join our organization and fight against this dog emperor together."
"Huh?" Wang Feng thought to himself that this person is crazy, did he just recruit someone on the way to this kind of thing? How did their organization survive until now?
The man saw Wang Feng's expression of disbelief, and said, "Actually, the leader of our organization is the younger brother of the dog emperor..."
Then a bizarre, sympathetic, and tragic life experience slowly came out of his mouth.
After Wang Feng heard this, his expression was not good, and he said, "That is to say, if I help him obtain the throne, I can become a great general in the future? It's just that the organization is short of funds, so I need to pay some membership fees as the membership fee?"
"Yes, that's right, Fellow Daoist is very clear." The monk was very happy that someone could quickly understand the central idea without explaining it in detail.
"Let's go to Nima with me!" Wang Feng had already started roaring in his heart: "This kind of routine that has been played to death is still being used. Why don't you say that you are the first founding emperor, and he is not dead. Now let's see the situation of the kingdom. Come out to revive the country when you are upset? Why don't you say [I, the emperor, pay money!] Simple and straightforward!"
Seeing that Wang Feng seemed a little disbelieving, the monk said: "How about this, fellow Taoist, follow me to our organization to see what you think? Anyway, it doesn't cost money to take a look, you can't suffer, you can't be fooled..."
"I'm afraid it's not a pyramid scheme." Wang Feng immediately labeled the blocker, and walked over with him out of curiosity.