Chapter 492 This Is Not a Comedy at All!

After Xu Ye's Weibo post was released, the curiosity of the audience was immediately ignited.

Here it comes again!

At the previous Huayin Awards ceremony, Xu Ye live broadcasted the Huayin Awards directly on Douishou and sang a song "Rakshasa Haishi" in the live broadcast room, completely losing the face of the Huayin Awards.

It can be said that everyone is shouting for the Huayin Award now.

It's not a good thing for Xu Ye to give it like this!

"It's not the dean, is it really such a coincidence?"

"I'm really looking forward to it. I'll watch it when I get back from get off work tomorrow!"

"Teacher Chen, I suggest you prepare the quick-acting Jiuxin Pills, otherwise it will be difficult for the dean to explain if something happens!"

The patients at Huohua Hospital were delighted to hear all this.

Being a fan of Xu Ye brings peace of mind.

Don't panic if problems arise, it doesn't matter, Xu Ye will take action personally, and those who offend him will not have a good ending.

Didn’t you see that the stock price of Jade Bird Entertainment has been falling for half a year?

What everyone didn't expect was that after a while, Chen Guangze replied to Xu Ye.

"We'll see!"

Chen Guangze only replied these four words.

Obviously, Chen Guangze is full of confidence this time.

On the Internet, some idle netizens are also guessing what content will be broadcast in the next episode.

It's a pity that I couldn't guess it at all.

Reasoning requires clues. You never expect that there is no connection between the plot before and after, and you can't deduce it even if you want to.

On Friday, early in the morning, a big event happened in the entertainment industry.

The Chinese Online Drama Association held a meeting in Shanghai. The meeting was attended by people from major video platforms, as well as some related practitioners, such as directors, screenwriters, actors and the like.

In the past, online dramas were at the lower end of the contempt chain in the film and television drama circles.

However, with the development of the Internet in recent years, more and more people are watching TV series online, and the ratings of TV stations have been declining.

Many companies have begun to make plans for online dramas.

Web dramas are bound to become a must-have for everyone.

The meeting ended at 11 o'clock in the morning, and a press conference was held afterwards.

Chen Guangze was sitting on the press conference stage with a very proud expression on his face.

Before this meeting was held, reporters in the entertainment industry got wind of it.

Meetings are normal. Competition among major video platforms is fierce this year. Online video platforms have also come to the forefront. It’s time for the big guys to sit down and chat.

But when everyone thought about what Chen Guangze posted on Weibo yesterday, they felt that part of the content of today's meeting must be related to Xu Ye.

Sure enough, at the press conference, when the microphone was in Chen Guangze's hands, a reporter immediately asked: "Hello, Mr. Chen, as a screenwriter, do you have any suggestions for the development of the online drama industry?"

In fact, this reporter is a stooge, and this is the person who arranged it in advance.

When this question was asked, Chen Guangze said calmly: "In this morning's meeting, many friends and I discussed this matter. We are also preparing to formulate our own internal review standards for online dramas. We must strictly control quality, and the most important thing is not to produce junk content..."

This last sentence means something.

After Chen Guangze talked for a while, he slowly said: "I would like to mention a few typical cases here. We have submitted opinions to the review department and hope that these dramas will be removed from the shelves, such as "Guild Wars" and "Sister-in-law, What Are You Doing?" "Never Expected", "Young Aqiang".

"These dramas all have one thing in common. They use some gimmicks to attract viewers. In fact, the content is completely nutritious and will have an impact on the physical and mental health of young people."

After Chen Guangze finished speaking, a group of reporters in the audience finally understood.

Isn't this what Xu Ye never expected.

These reporters have also heard about the other online dramas mentioned.

Two of them are about hitting the edge, and the other one is not about the edge and just plays the straight ball.

It's a bit far-fetched to put it in there that I never expected.

"Using administrative measures directly, thanks to the fact that the Online Drama Association is a non-governmental organization. If this were official, I would never have thought that it would have been taken off the shelves, right?"

These reporters were thinking.

They announced the news on the spot, and the title was naturally shocking.

"Chen Guangze: I never expected that the review department might take it off the shelves."

It may be removed from the shelves, it may or may not be, this is not considered a rumor.

Today's "Unexpectedly" is the top online drama. With this topic, the popularity is naturally quite high.

As soon as the news was released, Xu Ye's anti-fans clapped their hands and applauded.

"It should have been taken off the shelves long ago!"

"It's a boring movie, the characters in it are like mentally retarded, please take it off the shelves."

"I hope Teacher Chen will continue to promote the high quality of online dramas!"

"Xu Ye should just sing your songs with peace of mind and don't get involved."

"The Chinese Online Drama Association has taken action, Xu Ye is not far away from Liangliang!"

Although the drama "Unexpectedly" is not the only one mentioned in this news, other dramas have been ignored by everyone.

Who made "Never Expected" the most popular?

When the black fans were in a collective climax, the review department did not respond.

The patients at Huohua Hospital are very emotionally stable.

Every famous star and fan base has seen big storms.

The patients have been accustomed to all this for such a long time.

The captain of the security team of Huohua Academy only posted a piece of information about the Chinese Online Drama Association on Weibo.

"It's a non-governmental organization. Let's go."

The patients couldn't hold back any longer.

"I feel like this scene is familiar."

"I remember there's a non-governmental organization called the Chinese Singers Association, right?"

"Teacher Chen is confused!"

"I already have a feeling what's going to happen."

Everyone also tagged Xu Ye.

"Dean, they're going to take your drama off the shelves. Are you panicking?"

Not long after, Xu Ye replied to the patient.

"You don't have anything to watch, but I don't."

The patients thought it made sense.

Damn it, what can we watch if it's taken off the shelves!

"Brother, don't really take it off the shelves!"

On the other side, at the filming site of "Flirting Scholar".

Xu Ye was supervising here, restoring the scenes to be used in the movie.

Not long after, his cell phone rang.

The caller was Mr. Lu, the vice president of Penguin Video.

As soon as the call was connected, Lu Yuan's voice came out.

"Fuck, this Chen Guangze is a bit ungrateful. Damn, the meeting was going well, but this old man criticized Wanwan Expected at the meeting. Isn't it just a few stinky money? How can it be more than Penguin?"

Lu Yuan cursed and told Xu Ye about the situation at the meeting.

This meeting was scheduled long ago, and the discussion content was also decided in advance.

When talking about the quality of online dramas, Chen Guangze mentioned "Wanwan Expected" in his speech, and some people also helped to speak out.

It is obvious that these people have discussed it privately.

The development momentum of Penguin Video this year is too strong, and other video platforms are naturally jealous.

If "Wanwan Expected" can really be removed from the shelves, it will also be good for them.

After Lu Yuan finished explaining the situation, he said: "But it's not a big problem. The removal of the shelves is not something they can decide. Since the review department can approve it, it is impossible to remove it casually. And if this happens, Chen Guangze will not have a good face in the review department in the future."

"I never worry about removal." Xu Ye smiled.

This film is so new, how could it be taken down?

"Just know it, then should we adjust the broadcast time and update it earlier to avoid trouble." Lu Yuan asked.

"No need." Xu Ye said.

"Never expected" was updated on the weekend because most people were resting during these days, and these videos can bring happiness to everyone.

After all, it is not a drama with a plot, so it would be boring if it was updated daily.

Too many jokes in it need time to ferment.

On the other side, Beijing Review Department.

Cao Na had a lot of question marks in her head, because she was the one who reviewed the drama "Never expected".

Whoever reviewed it is responsible.

After the online incident, it is impossible for the review department to have no action.

Then Cao Na had to review "Never expected" again.

She had a lot of work on hand, which was equivalent to forcibly adding a workload to her, and it was an expedited one.

Cao Na knew that there was no problem with the drama "Never expected", but the process should still be followed.

This made her very angry.

Chen Guangze used public property for personal gain this time.

If the final inspection shows that "Never Expected" is in full compliance with the regulations, then the audit department will naturally not have a good attitude towards Chen Guangze.

The reason is also very simple. If you say that there are problems with the dramas we have reviewed, it's fine if there are really problems. If there are no problems, then you are deliberately looking for trouble.

The most important thing is that Chen Guangze has involved personal grudges.

In the future, if a drama in which Chen Guangze participates is stuck in the review cycle, it will be enough for Chen Guangze to drink a pot.

In the evening, Chen Guangze was entertaining in a villa with a group of friends.

In the living room, in addition to Chen Guangze, there were several directors and several actresses with good looks.

The clothes worn by these actresses are all cheongsams, and today is cheongsam play.

Cheongsams are a kind of clothes that test women's figures. It is not easy to wear them well.

However, the figures of these actresses are obviously trained, and the cheongsams are also well-proportioned when worn on the body.

One of the actresses sat next to Chen Guangze, and her body was tightly attached to Chen Guangze.

As an old man in the entertainment industry, Chen Guangze is accustomed to such scenes, and he is even more familiar with what will happen tonight.

Everyone gets what they need.

When the time came to eight o'clock, a director said: "Guangze, didn't Xu Ye say that the updated "Never Expected" tonight is for you? We are all here, why don't we watch it together?"

As soon as this was said, everyone agreed.

"That's right, let's criticize it together!"

"It's a good opportunity for everyone to see what Xu Ye is up to."

Chen Guangze smiled and said: "Okay, let's take a look, it won't take too much time."

Soon, someone turned on the TV in the living room.

The seventh episode of "Never Expected" has been updated.

"Let's start." Chen Guangze took a sip of wine.

Another person pressed the remote control, and this episode began to play.

Chen Guangze stretched his hand from the back of the woman next to him and hugged the woman's slender waist.

When he thought that he would hug this slender waist with both hands later, Chen Guangze was a little excited.

"Just six minutes, be patient and start again." Chen Guangze said in his heart.

Not long after, a voice came from the TV.

"This episode is sponsored by the Chinese Tycoon Association: 'We don't want to be friends with you, thank you.'"

Then, the title of the seventh episode appeared, and the words under the title were the focus of Chen Guangze and others.

"Money can't give me happiness at all, only a lot of money can."

"Why are you jealous of me? I'm just tall, rich and handsome."

"From my hairstyle, I must be my father's biological son."

"I heard that others take the subway, so I bought the subway to fit in."

"The girl I secretly love likes romance. How can I get a terminal disease?"

When Chen Guangze first read it, he was disdainful.

This is just promoting money first, this concept is problematic!

As for the other words, I don't understand!

But when he saw the last sentence, Chen Guangze suddenly felt some problems in his heart.

Because he wrote a reason for the separation of the male and female protagonists in the play "Savior", which was because the female protagonist had a terminal illness.

"What does this mean?" Chen Guangze was a little confused.

Then, the main film began.

At the beginning, it was Wang Dachui's new skin. Today, it was the tall, rich and handsome version of Wang Dachui, wearing a flowered shirt and a weird hairstyle.

Wang Dachui's voice also sounded.

"My name is Wang Dachui. Every day I wake up from a bed of more than 50,000 square meters, facing more than 200 beautiful maids, but I am not happy because of my wealth. I just hope to have a deep love. Go away, you damn money, go away, don't bother me anymore."

When Wang Dachui's image appeared in everyone's eyes, Chen Guangze snorted and said, "This look is deliberately ugly again!"

What Chen Guangze didn't know was that the name of this episode was called "Standard Idol Drama".

As for the plot inside, it is called a standard idol drama, so naturally there is everything in the idol drama.

The plot continues to advance, and Wang Dachui came to his company for inspection. His walking posture with only his thumbs in his pockets made Chen Guangze sneer again.

In this episode, Wang Dachui is a tall, rich and handsome man, and his family is very rich.

When he was walking in the company, he was knocked out by a cleaning girl.

"What kind of plot is this?"

A group of directors present were a little confused.

After the collision, the cleaning girl told Wang Dachui that she didn't mean it.

Wang Dachui was speechless. You took a running start before you hit me, and you still said it was not intentional?

The cleaning girl didn't care about Wang Dachui vomiting blood, but was concerned about getting Wang Dachui's clothes dirty.

Wang Dachui showed off that his clothes were a global limited edition hand-sewn in Italy. The next second, the water changer in the company passed by with a bucket, and his clothes were the same as Wang Dachui's.

The whole process can be said to be full of jokes.

Several directors almost couldn't help laughing, but they held back after looking at Chen Guangze's solemn expression.

Although they were scolding Xu Ye, some of the plots in Never Expected were really funny.

Xu Ye's performance also portrayed the role of Wang Dachui very realistically.

Some people on the Internet said that there was something wrong with the show "Never Expected", but no one said that Xu Ye's acting skills were problematic.

Wang Dachui emphasized again: "Anyway, it's very valuable. I can't afford to pay you even if I sell you!"

The cleaning girl slapped Wang Dachui in the face and said angrily: "I am a serious cleaning girl, not a prostitute. Don't think that you can trample on my dignity just because you have a few stinky money."

Wang Dachui covered his face, but he was not angry at all.

There is another small detail here. The cleaning girl hit Wang Dachui's left face, but Wang Dachui covered his right face.

At this time, Chen Guangze already felt something was wrong.

Although he had never seen these plots, he always felt a little familiar.

Just then, Wang Dachui said: "Someone actually dared to do something to me. I have never felt this before. Is this the heartbeat of love? It must be. A rich man like me has no resistance to this ordinary woman who is humble, not good at dressing up, but good at slapping people."

As soon as this line came out, the familiar feeling in Chen Guangze's heart became stronger.

Wang Dachui stood up and said directly to the cleaning girl: "You are very good, be my girlfriend."

The cleaning girl said righteously: "No, I am not such a casual girl."

But in the next sentence, the cleaning girl changed the subject.

"You haven't taken me around the world on a luxury yacht, you haven't kissed me forcefully on a 20,000-foot hot air balloon, you haven't wooed me in a field covered with rose petals, and we have to quarrel unreasonably, reconcile, break up, quarrel again, and reconcile again, so that I can be your girlfriend."

Chen Guangze only felt that the sense of déjà vu was getting stronger and stronger.

The plot is still going on.

Wang Dachui was about to give up after learning that it was so troublesome, but the cleaning girl agreed directly.

The reason is also very simple.

The cleaning girl said: "I found that the moment you turned around, I had fallen in love with you."

Just when everyone thought that this love was about to end, a new character appeared.

It was the role played by Dong Shengli in disguise.

And he played Wang Dachui's childhood sweetheart, but he had never met his childhood sweetheart.

The childhood sweetheart said Wang Dachui couldn't be with the cleaning girl.

"I'm so beautiful, but you left me for a fat, ugly woman who dresses in a rustic way. How am I inferior to her?"

The childhood sweethearts even brought the cleaning girl over for comparison.

The contrast is naturally quite obvious.

The contrast here is hilarious.

When this plot appeared, the familiar feeling in Chen Guangze's heart suddenly became smoother.

"Isn't this the fucking plot of my play!"

However, I never expected that the plot in it was an exaggerated version, while his was a serious idol drama version.

For a moment, Chen Guangze's heart skipped a beat.

His hands were still squeezing the waist of the actress beside him, but he stopped immediately.

Just now, when he was looking at Wan Wan Wan, he had been looking at it with a critical eye.

Even so, he sensed something different in this episode.

This is not funny, this is sarcastic!

Several directors present also noticed differences in this episode.

Originally everyone was sitting in a slouched posture, but at this moment they all sat upright.

The plot is still going on. The childhood sweetheart first framed the cleaning girl in front of Wang Dachui, and then paid the cleaning girl to leave Wang Dachui.

The cleaning girl finally left Wang Dachui with fifty-six yuan and fifty cents.

After leaving the cleaning girl, Wang Dachui was depressed. When he walked on the road, everyone looked like the cleaning girl.

An infatuated rich man falls in love with a poor little girl.

What kind of love story is this?

Chen Guangze only had one sentence in his heart.

Isn’t this the fucking love story I wrote?

Who are you mocking with this!

Chen Guangze already had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Will Wang Dachui learn the truth about the cleaning girl leaving him next?"

Sure enough, Wang Dachui received a letter.

A letter from the cleaning girl.

“Dear Hammer, I didn’t leave you because of money, but because I suffered from intermittent vascular nerve headaches, vena cava occlusion caused by varicose veins, open constipation, prostatic intima detachment, trisomy 21, severe moderate Second disease, I don’t want to drag you down because of this, I hope you find a better person and have a happier life.”

After Wang Dachui read the letter, he burst into tears and said, "The writing is so damn ugly."

Chen Guangze's expression froze.

Because he also wrote this plot in his play.

Moreover, according to the current broadcast progress of "You Are My Savior", today's broadcast is exactly when the male protagonist is depressed, and there is a third party involved in the scene.

In tomorrow's update, the male and female protagonists will be reconciled as before.

"It won't be like this later, right?" Chen Guangze looked a little nervous.

The plot was just as he expected.

Wang Dachui thought he would never see the cleaning girl again, but he didn't expect that he would meet the cleaning girl again in another company.

Yes, it’s such a coincidence!

The cleaning girl knocked him out again.

Don't ask why they were knocked away, because they were also knocked away when they first met.

The collision here is actually an irony of a classic idol drama routine, where the heroine accidentally offends the hero.

Woman, you managed to get my attention.

After the two got acquainted again, Wang Dachui said that he didn't care that the cleaning girl had so many illnesses. Just when the two were about to reconcile, Wang Dachui's father appeared.

Wang Dachui's father did not allow Wang Dachui and the cleaning girl to be together.

A new obstacle has come in their love.

As a result, when Wang Dachui's father said that the cleaning girl came to work in our company to marry into a wealthy family, the cleaning girl slapped Wang Dachui's father in the face.

Still hitting the left cheek and covering the right cheek.

In an instant, Wang Dachui's father was also fascinated by the cleaning girl.

"Zuichui, she is really a great girl, you must cherish her."

Chen Guangze did not turn on the barrage when watching this drama, otherwise he would have seen the crazy comments in the barrage.

This episode is an episode that combines various plots from idol dramas.

On Earth, this episode aired in 2013 and was extremely ironic.

But what I never expected was that after this episode was aired, the following urban idol dramas would still follow this routine.

It's not that this routine is bad, but the plot is just too retarded.

No matter what the female protagonist is doing, the male protagonist can come over immediately. The male protagonist is the president of the company, but it seems that the company is with the female protagonist every day when nothing happens.

The most important thing is that a rich and handsome man with a net worth of tens of billions or even hundreds of billions would fall in love with the most ordinary worker in the company. This is nonsense in itself.

Even now, there are still these plots in idol dramas.

Chen Guangze had already broken his defense somewhat, and his fists were clenched.

He can already think of how netizens will tease him after this episode is updated.

At this time, Wang Dachui's voice came from the TV.

"I never expected that I would finally have an unforgettable love."

In the picture, Wang Dachui is wearing a suit, the cleaning girl is wearing a white wedding dress, and the music played is the music from the wedding.

But when the camera turned, it turned out that the cleaning girl was married to Wang Dachui's father.

Wang Dachui's father smiled and said: "Tui Chui, she will be your mother from now on. You must cherish the motherly love she gives you~"

Wang Dachui burst into tears after listening to his father's words.

The feature film ends here.

The atmosphere in the entire living room was also very solemn, and everyone present could no longer laugh.

How ironic!

Especially when the object of ridicule is oneself, the feeling is even stronger.

Originally, Chen Guangze was going to watch the show and find some faults with Xu Ye, and then play games with the actress, but now he is in no mood.

This episode made him feel numb all over.

Originally, he thought there was no problem with the story he wrote.

But looking at it this way, he just felt embarrassed and his toes were tapping the ground.

"Oh no, I was plotted!"

On the Internet, today's episode has also attracted much attention.

And when this episode was updated, the first people to feel numb were a group of drama critics.

Everyone's profession is drama review, and they see more things.

At just one glance, everyone knows what this episode is about.

"Xu Ye is too cruel, this is a satire of all urban idol dramas!"

"I knew that Chen Guangze was in big trouble, his dramas are all about this kind of plot."

"The lines here are too cruel!"

"If I were Chen Guangze, I would be ashamed now."

The satirical effect was achieved in the nonsensical lines and performances, especially with Chen Guangze as a foil, it was even more ironic.

Everyone remembered the first episode of "Wan Wan Expected", a low-cost martial arts drama.

In fact, this episode already had a bit of satire, but it was not obvious enough. At that time, many people thought it was just a rant.

In a standard idol drama, it is no longer a simple rant. If the previous episode was just a little bit of pulling the knife out of the sheath, then from this episode, the knife is out of the sheath.

Every line and every plot hit the bull's eye.

This group of drama critics had a sentence in their hearts.

Who said "Wan Wan Expected" is a comedy without nutrition?

This is not a comedy at all, it is a satire!