This Star Is Legal but Is Problematic

Chapter 515 Lao Xu, I'm Going to Start Remote Control (Asking for Monthly Votes)

Xiao Xu got off Xu Ye's body, walked into the master bedroom alone, and locked the bedroom door.

Xu Ye heard the sound of the door being locked clearly.

"Are you still on guard against me at this time?"

Xu Ye smiled and went to the bathroom outside to take a shower.

After a busy day today, his body was still a little tired, but for him at this age, this fatigue was completely within his tolerance, even if he stayed up all night.

After taking a shower, Xu Ye changed into a clean pajamas. He walked to the door of the master bedroom, reached out and turned the door handle. Feeling that it was still locked, he went to a cabinet in the living room to find a key and opened the door of the master bedroom.

Can a mere door lock stump him?

What a joke, I already know where your master bedroom key is.

After Xu Ye entered the master bedroom, he lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone while waiting.

In the bathroom, there was still the sound of water.

At this time, the bathroom was filled with mist, and Xiao Xu stood in the mist to clean her body.

Everyone is an adult, and they are mentally prepared for what will happen.

She always wants to take the initiative, but in the end, every time she is led by Xu Ye, and the whole rhythm is firmly controlled by Xu Ye.

While taking a shower, Xiao Xu had all kinds of thoughts in her mind.

After she finished taking a shower, drops of crystal clear water slid down her fair skin.

"Will he do something weird again?"

Xiao Xu suddenly had such a thought in her mind.

To be honest, it is not impossible.

"If he dares to do something weird, I will beat him to death!"

Xiao Xu put on a bath towel and walked to the mirror, looking at her figure in the mirror.

She was still very satisfied with her figure, and the saying "small branches bear great fruits" was about her.

For a while, Xiao Xu's mind began to wander again.

Girl groups often talk about some dirty topics, especially when Xiao Xu is the only one among the six girl group members who has a boyfriend.

From time to time, everyone will share some relevant knowledge they see on the Internet with Xiao Xu, and Xiao Xu has learned all these knowledge.

For example, her figure can unlock many actions that other girls can't unlock at all.

"I can't think about it anymore, I have to control myself!"

Xiao Xu quickly controlled her thoughts, wiped the water off her body, and walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel.

As soon as she came out, she saw Xu Ye lying on the bed.

Xu Ye waved to her and smiled, "Hello."

Xiao Xu said speechlessly, "My door is locked, how did you get in?"

"There is a key in the living room." Xu Ye said innocently.

For a moment, Xiao Xu was speechless.

At this time, if you want Xu Ye to leave, it is definitely harder than climbing to the sky.

Xiao Xu didn't say anything either. She glanced at Xu Ye and saw that Xu Ye's eyes were always on her, so she reached out and grabbed the bath towel on her body and slowly took it off.

Xu Ye's eyes were visibly getting bigger and bigger, staring at Xiao Xu, and couldn't move his eyes away at all.

This scenery is much better than a mobile phone.

Xiao Xu smiled complacently, took out a nightgown from the closet and put it on, and the light in Xu Ye's eyes disappeared.

Then, Xiao Xu began the long preparations before going to bed.

She blew her hair dry first, and then applied various skin care products on her body and face.

After all this was done, more than half an hour had passed.

When Xiao Xu looked at Xu Ye again, she found that Xu Ye's eyes were closed.

"Are you asleep?"

Xiao Xu was a little surprised. How can you sleep at this time?

She didn't wake up Xu Ye. She knew that Xu Ye was very tired after a busy day.

After finishing all the preparations, Xiao Xu turned off the lights and got into bed.

However, just after she got into bed, a hand touched her thigh and was still moving up along her thigh.

This touch was very familiar, it was Xu Ye's hand.

After realizing that Xu Ye was just pretending to sleep, Xiao Xu nervously reached out and grabbed this salty pig's hand.

However, this hand ignored her and went into her nightgown, moving all the way up until it stopped at her chest.

After rubbing it for a few times, this hand then hugged her whole body and held her in his arms.

Xu Ye was already tightly pressed against Xiao Xu's body, and felt something pressing on his chest.

Xiao Xu's head rested on his neck, and the hot air from his mouth and nose hit his skin, which made him feel itchy.

Xu Ye lowered his head and kissed Xiao Xu on the forehead, and Xiao Xu raised his head like a kitten.

In the weak light, their lips touched each other.

Xu Ye's hand pressed on Xiao Xu's waist and back, feeling the elasticity and curvature from top to bottom and from bottom to top.

The hearts of the two were hot, and their bodies were also hot.

While stroking, Xu Ye's hand had already pulled down the straps of Xiao Xu's suspender nightgown.

During the long kiss and caress, Xiao Xu couldn't help but let out a whimper.

After hearing this voice, Xu Ye suddenly parted his lips, turned around and lay flat on the bed, saying: "Okay, let's go to sleep."

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a hand pinching his waist.

Xiao Xu's vicious voice sounded in his ears.

"You dare to sleep?"

The dam has collapsed and the water has surged thousands of miles. If you want to sleep, there is no door!

If the dam is not repaired and the water is not stopped today, you will not be able to sleep!

At this time, Xu Ye suddenly said: "Do you still remember the lyrics of the song you sang today, right? Thirty-six strategies for love is like a game. I want to control the remote control myself."

When Xu Ye finished speaking these lyrics, Xiao Xu realized the connotation.

Xu Ye continued: "The remote control is down there, take it yourself."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Ye felt a hand placed on his abdominal muscles, then slowly moved down, and then the remote control was firmly grasped by a hand.

At this moment, Xu Ye turned over, supported the bed with his arms, and lay on Xiao Xu's body.

Xiao Xu stretched out an arm around Xu Ye's neck and pulled him into her arms. Her mouth blew out a breath of hot breath in Xu Ye's ear and said softly: "Old Xu, I want to start the remote control." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, her body trembled, her whole body gradually became tense, and her toes were clasped tightly.

Only this time it wasn't due to awkward buckling.

She has always wanted to take the initiative in love. This night, Xiao Xu finally took the initiative and took the initiative.

Early the next morning, the hard-working Xu Ye was already washing the sheets.

Although he slept very late last night and stayed with Xiao Xu from last year to this year, his mental state was still very good.

As for Xiao Xu, she looked pretty good too. While Xu Ye was washing the sheets, she went out fully armed and bought breakfast for the two of them.

Originally, she could have let Wang Tian handle this matter, but at this time, Xiao Xu didn't want anyone to come to this house and disturb her and Xu Ye's world.

When she came back, Xu Ye had already cleaned up some stubborn stains left on the sheets last night and threw the sheets into the washing machine.

The two of them were eating breakfast and watching online discussions on their mobile phones.

After this night of fermentation, "Men Should Improve themselves" has completely exploded in popularity, and it is still ranked No. 1 on Weibo's hot search list.

While Xu Ye was working hard last night, some music critics were not idle either.

This group of professionals had already discovered when listening to Xu Ye's singing that the difficulty of singing this song was not ordinary.

If you want to sing this song well, it doesn't mean that you have good singing skills. There are also requirements for the singer's own voice conditions.

Yu Ming, a music critic who once received money to scold Xu Ye, now Ye Chui, made a professional analysis of Xu Ye's stage last night and even made a special video.

After Xiao Xu saw this video, he opened it and started watching it.

As soon as the video started, Yu Ming exclaimed: "Xu Ye, who asked you to sing like this!"

As this gimmicky opening line ended, the video got down to business.

At the beginning of the video, Yu Ming wildly praised the song "Men Should Improve themselves", and the intensity of the praise made Xu Ye think he had spent money.

After the brainless blowing was over, Yu Ming changed the subject and said: "This song is very difficult to sing. Let me give you a brief analysis."

"First of all, I want to say that although the name of the song is "Men Should Be Strong", the pitch of the whole song is similar to that of ordinary female songs, and it has to be sung with a male voice. I won't advise you. If the song doesn’t work, you will naturally give up.”

In the subsequent video, Yu Ming began to analyze the singing skills of this song.

After he played the last chorus that Xu Ye sang at the party, he said: "This is the highest part of the whole song. The pitch is C5, and it is extremely difficult to ensure the richness and unity of timbre. , there are only a handful of people in the entire music world who can sing to this extent.”

The pitch of C5 already belongs to the soprano range.

Tenors generally range from C3 to A4, with C5 being two steps higher than A4.

The most difficult thing is that you not only have to maintain such a pitch, but also have to have a falsetto.

For male singers, it is really difficult.

At the end of the video, Yu Ming praised: "It's hard to imagine that Xu Ye sang a variety of songs with different styles with his voice, which is a bit contrary to the rules of vocal cords. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I definitely wouldn't believe it. , OK, please try this song with caution. This video ends here. Happy New Year to everyone.”

After Xiao Xu watched the video, he smiled and said: "Your voice is not bad, you can actually sing up to C5 without adulteration."

Xu Ye said with a smile: "Your voice is not bad. Last night, your voice was more than C5, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his leg being kicked by Xiao Xu.

Xiao Xu stared at him with a face of shame and anger, and said: "Shut up!"

Xu Ye chuckled and stopped talking.

After finishing breakfast, Xu Ye and Xiao Xu entered the bedroom together tacitly.

After eating, you have to eat.

In addition, Xu Ye also plans to draw a prize.

I didn't have time to draw the lottery last night, so today I'll see if the distance has a blessing effect on the draw.

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