Chapter 408 Shocking Data

Chapter 407 What kind of brain circuit is this!

This ends the song "Seaweed Dance".

There are many more viewers like Wang Tianyu.

There are always troubles of one kind or another in life, and sometimes we just think too much.

It's not a bad thing to clear your head occasionally and give your brain a vacation.

"Seaweed Dance" has such a unique magic.

In other words, many of Xu Ye's songs have this effect.

Everyone sounds like they are in a very relaxed state.

In Penguin Video, the barrages are overwhelming.

"I don't know why, but watching Xu Ye and the others dance makes me feel happy."

"It will be really happy to have such a group of friends!"

"It's so fun, I want to dance the seaweed dance too!"

"I was fired from the company yesterday and have been sad for a day. After listening to the seaweed dance, I feel like I'm good again. I'll look for a job on Monday!"

The audience shared their feelings in the barrage.

Xu Ye's song is not just magical and fun, some of the lyrics are quite meaningful and can be encouraging.

In today's era, everyone can no longer drink chicken soup for the soul.

In the past, chicken soup was real chicken soup, but now chicken soup is all about technology and hard work.

Chicken soup is of no use, but encouragement is of some use.

Beijing.

Xu Nanjia is also watching "Happy Departure" with her sisters.

After the performance of "Seaweed Dance", Xiao Xu suggested: "I think this dance is very interesting. How about we do a cover dance?"

Several other girls immediately agreed.

This dance looks very fun. Doing this dance together can be regarded as helping Xu Ye promote.

Xuanxuan teased: "I think you are pretending that you want to do a cover dance. In fact, you want to find a topic to chat with Xu Ye, right?"

Xiao Xu immediately said: "No, it was Xu Ye who came to chat with me. I don't need to find a topic at all."

"Really?" Xuanxuan asked.

Xie Qiong sighed: "How long have you said we haven't seen Xu Ye?"

"It's been a while. Xu Ye has been busy and has no time to come to the capital." Xuanxuan said.

The Vitality Girls haven't had much going on lately.

But Xu Ye has quite a lot going on there.

There are variety shows and promotions for new dramas, and I also have to write songs and make animations.

In the eyes of the vitality girls, Xu Ye is a very capable man.

This man seemed to have a lot of energy and stamina that he couldn't use up.

Xiao Xu felt a little disappointed after listening to everyone's words.

In the past few months, she and Xu Ye could see each other almost every day.

We haven’t seen each other for a long time now, and I’m still a little used to it.

Xiao Xu always remembers one thing in his heart.

That was the word "received" that Xu Ye left on Weibo.

What exactly did you receive?

Did you receive reminders from netizens to update, or was it a reminder to get married?

At this moment, Xiao Xu's cell phone rang.

She looked down at the screen, a look of surprise on her face.

Because the name on the caller ID is "Xu Ye".

Why did Xu Ye call when he had nothing to do?

With this question in mind, Xiao Xu answered the phone.

Xu Ye's voice came immediately on the phone.

"I'm in Beijing and just got off the plane."

ah?

Xiao Xu was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "You didn't lie to me?"

"No, why did I lie to you?" Xu Ye said.

"Then you have work to do in the capital?" Xiao Xu asked again.

"No." Xu Ye said.

Xiao Xu asked doubtfully: "Then why did you come to the capital in the middle of the night?"

However, when Xu Ye's next words rang out, Xiao Xu's heart began to beat unfavorably.

Xu Ye's words were very simple, only four words.

"Want to see you."

No job, no lie to you.

I just wanted to meet you, so I made time to meet you.

Xiao Xu's voice stuttered a little.

Xu Ye actually hit a straight ball.

This is too direct.

Xiao Xu didn't know how to reply for a while.

"Hurry up and tell me I want to see you too!" Xuanxuan urged from the side.

Xiao Xu turned around and saw that the other five people didn't even watch TV. They all gathered around her and eavesdropped on her chatting with Xu Ye.

Xuanxuan looked anxious and wanted to grab the phone to speak for Xiao Xu.

Just when Xiao Xu mustered up the courage to respond, Xu Ye's voice came again.

"By the way, come to the capital to handle the work."

Xiao Xu was speechless.

Isn't this still the same truth?

Hearing Xu Ye's words, Xiao Xu still felt a little disappointed.

Xu Ye didn't come specifically for her.

Then Xu Ye spoke again.

"Have you watched Happy Departure? I want you to dance the seaweed dance with me and make a dance version of the video for release. This is my job."

Now Xiao Xu was no longer speechless, but a little hopeless.

Can you speak without gasping?

Can't you finish the sentence in one breath?

The vitality girls around were also gnashing their teeth.

Xu Ye didn't lie, but he achieved the effect of deceiving.

Xiao Xu said helplessly: "I'll see you at the company tomorrow."

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Xu's expression was calm and unwavering.

Xuanxuan raised his hand and put it on Xiao Xu's mouth and asked: "Ms. Xu, let me interview you. How are you feeling now that you are about to meet Xu Ye?"

Xiao Xu rolled his eyes at Xuan Xuan and said, "I don't feel anything. Xu Ye also wants us to help with the dance. He just wants to prostitute us for free."

"Oh." Xuanxuan responded.

Then Xiao Xu got up from the sofa and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Then she walked towards the bathroom.

The other five girls looked at her back, and their eyes narrowed.

"Her steps have become lighter."

"The amplitude of her arm swing has also increased."

"From a psychological point of view, she is in a good mood now."

Several people discussed in a low voice.

After Xiao Xu entered the bathroom, Xuanxuan picked up the remote control and paused the program.

Everyone closed their mouths and did not make any sound.

Everyone heard the faint humming coming from the bathroom.

"Like a seaweed seaweed~"

Xie Qiong smiled and said, "Okay, don't listen. Jia Jia has someone who wants to do it, do you have anyone who wants to do it?"

Everyone looked at Xie Qiong with wide eyes.

Xuanxuan said with a painful face: "Captain, when you go crazy, you don't even let yourself go."

Xie Qiong ignored her, picked up the remote control and pressed the play button.

On TV, this episode of "Happy Departure" has come to the end.

After dinner, everyone played for a while and went back to their rooms to sleep.

According to the pattern of the previous episode, the ads should come at this time.

"Hurry up and bring me the ads!"

"I don't want to see other ads, I just want to see the ads written by Xu Ye!"

"There won't be no ads in this episode?"

The audience has already started to communicate on the barrage.

At the end of the last episode, the ad shot by Xu Ye for the halo phone left a deep impression on everyone.

Especially later, the halo phone also released this ad.

After the release, more people saw it.

The key is that this ad is too confusing.

You don't know it's an ad until the end.

Many people thought it was a short video after seeing this video.

After seeing the end, they all said "Fuck, this is actually an ad?!"

Later, I don't know which netizen added this ad to the Green Bean Network.

Green Bean Network is a website similar to Douban on Earth, where various entertainment works are rated.

Relatively speaking, the data is still true.

Like Xu Ye, he already had his own personal introduction page on Green Bean Network.

This advertisement was posted on Xu Ye's personal page as Xu Ye's work.

What's outrageous is that the rating is 9.2.

This rating is higher than the ratings of many popular movies starring well-known actors.

On Green Bean, getting more than 9 points is considered a high score.

Some netizens still want to see what Xu Ye will shoot in this advertisement.

However, this time, the camera was not given to Xu Ye.

Because there were not enough beds, Zhou Dachen and Zhang Aimin slept on the floor in the living room this time.

The camera was given to Zhou Dachen and Zhang Aimin in the living room.

The two of them leaned their heads against each other and stared at the ceiling with big eyes.

Zhou Dachen suddenly said: "Aimin, I want to drink Bale."

Zhang Aimin said: "It's late at night, why drink Bale."

Bale is one of the sponsors of "Happy Departure", and its products are carbonated beverages.

Zhou Dachen sighed: "Oh, go to bed."

The picture gradually darkened.

A line of text appeared on the screen.

"Zhou Dachen had a dream, in which he drank Bale."

The audience also realized that the advertisement was coming.

But everyone did not think of quitting, but prepared to watch the advertisement before quitting.

A group of energetic girls stared at the TV intently.

Who would have thought that an advertisement could retain the audience.

The picture changed and the advertisement began.

At the beginning, it was Bale drinks placed in the supermarket. Zhang Aimin reached out and took a large bucket of Bale from the shelf.

"Drink Bale this summer."

When he was walking on the road with the drink and drinking it, a man suddenly jumped out from the roadside and snatched his drink away.

Zhang Aimin ran after him, but the other party had already run across the road.

Because he was chasing people, he blocked a bus.

On the bus, a man and a woman stood together, and the atmosphere was ambiguous.

The bus driver braked suddenly, and the girl was about to fall. The man next to her immediately reached out and hugged the girl's waist.

The two looked at each other, with affection in their eyes.

The scene changed, and the couple appeared at the wedding photo shoot, telling everyone that the two were getting married.

At this time, the audience hadn't figured out what was going on.

Because the plot was still being laid out.

The girl's phone rang, and she answered the call, and a man's voice rang out.

"Xiao Qian, I miss you."

The girl said, "I'm sorry, I'm married."

As soon as the voice fell, the scene changed.

On the rooftop, a man with long hair put down his phone, and he let out a long breath and shouted, "I'm not going to live anymore!"

It was the call he made to Xiao Qian.

After shouting, he jumped and jumped off the roof.

The scene changed again.

A man with a messenger bag stood at the door of a store, and he took out a mask and put it on his face.

The people in the store saw this scene and fled in fear.

The man was obviously a robber, and he took out a hammer from his bag and walked towards the door of the store.

At this moment, he heard a shout from above his head.

He looked up and saw a man with long hair falling from the sky.

The two eyes exposed from the mask were filled with deep shock.

With a bang, the man who jumped from the building fell on the robber.

The energetic girls all laughed at this scene.

This is too unlucky, he was crushed to death.

The picture changed again, and after the camera zoomed out, it was a man lying on the bed, watching the news on the computer.

The photo in the news was the photo of the robber being crushed to the ground.

He patted his wife who was sleeping beside him and said, "Look, this man was crushed to death."

There are bilingual subtitles below.

At this time, Xie Qiong found something wrong.

"No, this English subtitle does not match the Chinese."

The English below clearly says "Check this video out. It's hilarious."

Although Xie Qiong's English level is not high, he can understand the meaning of these two sentences.

The paraphrase is "Watch this video, it's so funny."

In the barrage, some viewers also found the problem of the bilingual subtitles.

"Everyone, look at the translation!"

The camera was on the woman lying on the bed. It turned out that this person was a man dressed as a woman with a big face, which looked very funny.

The person's mental activity was "Such a beautiful night, he actually watched Weibo all night."

The "woman" got off the bed angrily and left home.

Everyone noticed the English translation below.

"He prefers watching Weibo than sleeping with me."

If this sentence is translated literally, it means, "He prefers watching Weibo than sleeping with me."

The audience has already complained in the barrage.

What a devilish translation.

You kid is not honest!

After leaving home, the woman squatted on the roadside and cried from night to morning.

On the upper floor of the community next to her, two girls stood by the window looking outside.

The two girls chatted, and one of them suggested that the girl go to help the crying woman because the girl's boyfriend is a policeman.

So, the girl called her boyfriend.

The scene turned, and a group of fully armed police were confronting aliens.

This is an alien who just got off a flying saucer.

The special effects can only be said to be 50-cent special effects.

"What the hell? This... How come all the aliens are out?"

At this moment, because of the woman's phone call, one of the policemen's hands shook and fired a shot.

The shot hit the alien's body.

The alien fell to the ground directly.

The subsequent plot is that a group of aliens attacked Blue Star for revenge and blasted Blue Star into pieces.

"What the hell?"

"What am I here to see?"

"Oh my god, Blue Star is gone."

The audience's mind was full of question marks when they saw this.

On the moon, an astronaut raised his head and looked in the direction of Blue Star in amazement.

He lifted the hood of his space suit, and his face was revealed. It was Zhou Dachen.

The voice of his teammates came from the headset.

"It's over, we can't go back."

This voice was obviously Xu Ye's voice.

Zhou Dachen picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Calm down!"

The teammate was panicked, but Zhou Dachen took out an alarm clock and said, "Let me try."

The thing in his hand was a time machine.

"Time machine? Are you kidding me?" The teammate didn't believe it at all.

Zhou Dachen smashed the alarm clock on his head, and he instantly disappeared on the moon.

At this moment, the audience's attention was attracted.

The previous foreshadowing was over, and the next step was to see how to save the blue planet.

Zhou Dachen first went back to the time when the police surrounded the aliens.

But because of his appearance, all the police opened fire in panic, and the aliens were shot into sieves.

He went back to the time when the woman was crying and persuaded the woman not to cry.

As a result, the woman upstairs saw it again and wanted to call her boyfriend to tell him about it.

At this moment, the audience had already understood what this advertisement was about.

It was about the butterfly effect.

As expected, Zhou Dachen went back to the time when the robber was hit by the man who jumped off the building, but he still didn't save the robber.

He went back to the bus and reached out to hug the girl who fell, but was called a hooligan and beaten.

He went back to the supermarket, the moment when Zhang Aimin wanted to buy a drink of Ba Le.

He threw Zhang Aimin to the ground, shouting, "I want to save Blue Star, I want to save Blue Star!"

But the security guards rushed up and controlled him.

The scene changed, three months later.

Zhou Dachen walked out of a gate with a washbasin.

There was a line of words "Huohua Mental Hospital" written on the gate.

The doctor said to him, "Be a good person in the future and don't make trouble again."

Zhou Dachen nodded.

After that, he lay on the street, with only one dollar and fifty cents in the half-broken drink bottle beside him, and kept muttering, "Water, water..."

At this time, the scene changed, and Zhang Aimin bought another bottle of Bale in the supermarket.

The audience immediately realized that something was wrong.

When Zhang Aimin walked on the street again with the Bale drink, Zhou Dachen, who was already thirsty, saw it and immediately rushed up and snatched the bottle of Bale drink.

Everything went back to the beginning of the story.

Zhang Aimin shouted: "Grab something!"

At this moment, the screen suddenly went black.

"Director: Xu Ye."

Then the cast list appeared below.

When the plot was rounded back, shouts of "awesome" appeared on the barrage.

No one expected that the plot could be rounded back.

"I understand. If you want to save Blue Star, don't drink Bale."

"Buying Bale will lead to the destruction of Blue Star!"

"Drinking Bale will make you unhappy!"

The silly netizens have started to play memes in the barrage.

On the sofa, the energetic girls were stunned.

Xie Qiong was surprised and said: "What kind of brain circuit is Xu Ye?"