I’m Picking Up Pieces in PUBG

Chapter 2747 Big News! Pull Curry!

A person who betrays the master and seeks glory is the most disgusting, let alone a person who betrays the country and seeks glory.

This former well-known talent in China, ***, faced the temptation of favorable conditions from other countries, he had no sense of shame, and was willing to abandon his origin and become a slave to others.

Slavery is something engraved in his bones, just like the female slave who said that the air in the United States is sweet on the first day of studying in the United States, a virtue.

In the eyes of such people, no matter how good their own country is, it cannot compare to other countries.

No matter how rotten things from other countries are, they regard them as treasures. They think that people's farts are delicious, and their excrement is also delicious, the kind that can be swallowed.

There was no need for Jiang Siming to be angry for this kind of person, but he was embarrassing Hua Guo, and he couldn't help being angry.

"Go back later, go to a place first."

When Jiang Siming brought Zhao Xiaoxiao to the show.

Zhao Xiaoxiao realized it instantly.

"Dad, I understand! Filming! Must take to filming!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao is very proficient in business. First, she stunned everyone on the scene, then found a sack from nowhere, put it in the sack for the dog slave, and then kicked it away.

"Dad, I'll leave it to you."

Jiang Siming didn't even bother to send it there, he directly opened the wormhole, threw it into the 'Happy Planet', and used it as 'dry food' for those killer actors.

With his body size, he is not worthy of being an actor, so he will probably become the 'food' for actors soon.

"Wait, do you want to send these guys over together?" Zhao Xiaoxiao pointed at the unconscious Ah San.

When they listened to *** just now, they were all very excited.

"Yes!" Jiang Siming moved the entire Ah San program group into Happy Planet.

By the way, they also brought their video cameras in, hoping that they can shoot big/films inside.

After taking care of these people, Jiang Siming was a little puzzled again, why did you suddenly threaten them when you said Ah San was fine.

Is it really just a moment to fill a cup? He didn't believe it.

So, Jiang Siming was not afraid of trouble, and ran to the capital of the Asan Dynasty, found the king of the Asan Dynasty, and searched with mind reading skills.

Well, this matter still did not escape the instigation of the beautiful country.

He said that although Ah San's idiots were stupid, they wouldn't be able to do such thankless stupid things.

Feelings are at the mercy of the master.

That's great, I haven't been to the beautiful country for a while.

At this time, Brother Deng, a beautiful country, was having a cordial conversation with Brother Bao from different countries in the White Palace.

Facing many media reporters, the two talked and laughed happily.

Although Brother Deng is old and faint, he has a smug face. Since he squeezed Brother Te away, his little life has become more and more nourishing.

Jiang Siming didn't come to the beautiful country to cause trouble again. He deserves to be the king, and he is more and more loved by the people.

The talk with Brother Bao this time is for the cameras of the media all over the world. He thinks that his performance today can be said to be perfect, and he will probably be able to receive the support of a large number of citizens.

Thinking of this, Brother Deng was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.

However, just as the talks were coming to an end.

puff! ! !

A dull but loud fart sound suddenly sounded in this conference room.

All the media and reporters in the audience were stunned for a moment, thinking that they had heard it wrong.

puff! puff! puff!

However, next, there was a continuous sound of farts, and the sound of farts was accompanied by the sound of sipping water.

This sound is very similar to... the usual channeling sound.

Then, the whole conference room was filled with the sour smell of shit.

Everyone covered their noses and looked around in horror. Who was it? Which reporter dares to run wild in this kind of conference room! It's too courageous.

The guard next to him rushed over immediately, shouted at the reporters and asked, "Who's so freaking out! Come out to me!"

But no one moved here from the reporter, and the security guards began to search, but they didn't find any reporter farting.

And when they smelled it, they found that the stench seemed to be coming from the direction of Brother Deng and Brother Bao.

At this time, Brother Deng was trying his best to pretend to be calm, sitting on the sofa without moving.

Even though he knew that the bottom of his pants had turned into a thin soup, he still held back.

Can't move, it's over if you move, this is a live broadcast!

However, at this moment, he felt his body stand up uncontrollably.

Not only did he stand up, but he also turned uncontrollably... towards the camera!

When he saw the things behind Deng Ge's pants.

Even buy Karma!

The audience was shocked!

vomit!

Some people covered their mouths and ran out on the spot.

More reporters endured the stench and excitedly picked up their cameras to shoot frantically.

Dengla pants in!

This must be such a hot topic in the news, why don't you hurry up and shoot it!

Brother Bao next to him was stunned.

At this moment, the people from the White Palace came to their senses, urgently terminated the live broadcast, and dispersed the reporters.

But it's a pity that the scene of La Curry has already spread all over the world.

Brother Deng went to the meeting and went to the meeting, and pulled Curry~

This news is like a virus, spreading crazily all over the world.

Even the Asan Dynasty suffered such a great disaster,

Covered up by the news.

Brother Deng suddenly became the darling of the world news. What he wanted to surpass Brother Te and become the most famous person in the world, he did it in one day.

After returning home, Jiang Siming lay back on his sofa comfortably.

Flick off your clothes when it's over, and hide your merit and fame deeply.

I hope Brother Deng and Ah San don't thank me, he is just keen to do good deeds.

I thought today's turmoil was finally over, but I didn't expect another piece of news to pop out, threatening him.

Fortunately, this news is not a big deal, but many parents reported that a lot of high-quality animations such as "Altman Tiga" and "Assassin Wu Liuqi" were taken off the shelves of the entire network.

Compared with Ah San's matter, this news is really nothing.

But I can't stand it, it's disgusting.

Ultraman Tiga is the childhood and faith of generations.

Just like that, it was taken off the shelf, and no one can stand it.

These parents are also amazing, anime characters have different hair colors, report it! Take it off! Anime has intimate scenes, report it! Take it off! There are violent fights in the anime, report it! Take it off!

I am afraid that it will affect the 'super high' intellectual development and mental health of their precious children.

Because he was annoyed by Ah San and the beautiful country before, this time, Jiang Siming was no longer so polite, but really angry.

He can't send the parents of his own country to the happy planet, so he can only spray.

So, after Jiang Siming cleaned up the foreign monsters, he began to not forget his own mental illness.

He directly sent three Gulu Weibo posts in a row, and the artillery fire was aimed at those parents!

[Gulu Da v Jiang Siming]: All day long...

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(I really can't stand some parents now, they are really a bunch of stinky people! It's hard to imagine how poor their children's psychological endurance will be in the future. I feel sorry for these children, alas!)

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