Chapter 2745 Jumping Beam Clown
As soon as the Mid-Autumn Festival was over, Jiang Siming hurried back to Shanghai with his wife and children.
He didn't dare to be embarrassed in front of his father anymore, he was beaten up yesterday.
Mainly yesterday, Jiang's father rubbed Jiang's mother's shoulders and beat her legs. Seeing Jiang Siming enjoying so much, he felt too unbalanced.
In his words, I have never enjoyed the treatment your mother treats me in my life. How can you treat me as a son so much better than his father.
He refuses to accept it!
Jiang Siming was also quite speechless. I remember the last time he was so speechless was the last time.
Alas, I can only leave my hometown and take my wife and children first, lest the old man get jealous and beat himself up again.
"Really, I am a strict wife and don't let others be a man."
When he said this, Jiang Siming gave Zhao Xiaoxiao a guilty look.
The Mid-Autumn Festival has just passed, and it was the time when the people of China still had some remaining festive celebrations, but there were always people who jumped out at this time to disrupt the atmosphere.
Ah San Dynasty suddenly put on the cup, saying that it was its own weapons and aircraft carrier fleet, which had reached the top level in the world, far surpassing Huaguo.
And claimed that their dynasty and missiles have targeted many Chinese cities, ready to carry out precise strikes at any time.
As soon as these remarks came out, the whole world was in an uproar.
They were all guessing that the Ah San Dynasty would not really want Shi Lezhi, right?
Many people in Huaguo are also a little worried, for fear that this lunatic will do something.
The poor and the poor are the most dangerous. Because they are too poor, they are not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet. They may really be hungry and start doing desperate things.
The remnant atmosphere of the festival was completely destroyed by Ah San.
The old man of the Tian group also urgently dispatched manpower to let the members of the Tian group invade the Asan area to do infiltration and reconnaissance work.
The old man took his granddaughter to spend a rare two days of free time, but he never thought that this would be ruined, and he was so angry that he scolded his mother.
"Hey, I need to loosen my muscles and bones just after the festival, Ah San is afraid that I will get fat or something."
Jiang Siming, who saw the news at home, stretched his waist with a 'kind' smile on his face.
People have guns and weapons, the old cow broke up.
It just so happens that he also prefers peace.
"It's a pity that Xiaoxiao has gone to school, otherwise I can take her to see her."
As soon as Jiang Siming finished speaking, his expression changed instantly.
At the door, Zhao Xiaoxiao sneaked in sneakily.
"Dad, are you going to bomb Ah San?"
Jiang Siming was speechless and asked, "Aren't you in school?"
"I just saw the news, and I guessed that you were going to make trouble, so I came here."
"Then you skipped class?"
"No, I asked the teacher for leave."
"What's the reason for asking for leave?"
"I said my dad was hospitalized with hemorrhoids."
Jiang Siming: "..."
"Zhao Xiaoxiao, have you been itchy since you haven't been beaten for three days? You can't make up such an outrageous reason for asking for leave!" Jiang Siming jumped angrily.
Really filial piety he forget.
"Oh, I can't say that my father and I went to Ah Sana to maintain world peace. It's just a reason. Don't care about these details, Dad, let's go!"
Jiang Siming sighed, this is really sandpaper to wipe his ass, show him a hand.
At this time, it is Ah San's local area.
The largest naval military base.
Two sneaky figures, one big and one small, appeared above the sky.
"Daddy! Let me come, I just try my new move."
Zhao Xiaoxiao was brave in the self-examination, and Jiang Siming went with her.
Zhao Xiaoxiao floated in mid-air, Jindanqi's cultivation was brought into play, she pinched with both hands, and an aircraft carrier below was gradually lifted into the sky from the sea.
Then it is quickly squeezed and deformed in the air like a crushed can.
Jiang Siming admired it quite a bit. It seems that this girl's strength is already quite impressive.
It didn't take long for an aircraft carrier to be reduced to scrap iron and fell from the sky back into the sea.
Thousands of Ah San Hai soldiers rolled down from inside, crying for their father and mother.
"There's one more and one more!"
Zhao Xiaoxiao still didn't think it was enough, so she flew to the other side and started to destroy another 'toy'.
But she accidentally flew out of the boundary set by Jiang Siming for her.
Asan's radar detected Zhao Xiaoxiao's position, and shells flew over immediately.
Jiang Siming waved his hand impatiently, and the entire naval base became a crushed discus.
"You girl, why are you so reckless? It's a good thing I'm here. If all the gunfire below is aimed at you, even Jin Dan is useless to you."
Jiang Siming flew over and taught angrily.
"Dad, you are the best, hehe."
Zhao Xiaoxiao smiled embarrassedly.
Jiang Siming subconsciously said, "I'm not as powerful as your deity."
"Ah? My real self?" Zhao Xiaoxiao was a little puzzled.
Jiang Siming realized that he had said something wrong, and hurriedly corrected him: "I mean, I'm not as good at acting like a baby, so if you ask me to do something like a baby, I will do it."
"Hee hee, who made you my favorite man~"
Zhao Xiaoxiao has no doubts about him.
"Father, let's directly dismantle Ah San's military ability, so that they won't have to pretend all day long."
"
It can't really be disintegrated, which will cause chaos in the world, but they can confiscate all their equipment and weapons, and destroy a few bases by the way. "
"Okay! Just do it!"
It didn't take long for the Asan Dynasty to experience the biggest loss in history. Almost three-quarters of the entire military industry was destroyed.
Military bases were inexplicably destroyed, and what was even more frightening was that all weapons and weapons disappeared.
Ah San was numb, thinking that the gods were punishing them, and the whole country panicked, begging gods and worshiping Buddha everywhere.
"Okay, go back to class quickly, sneak out and your mother knows she has to beat you."
After Jiang Siming finished the task, he was going to take this naughty boy home.
But inadvertently, his spiritual sense swept across Ah San's territory, and found that in a city, on one of Ah San's talk shows.
An obese middle-aged man with a Chinese face, disheveled hair, holding a paper fan, boasting that he is romantic.
In front of the cameras of Ah San Media, he was talking nonsense.
"I think the strength of Ah San Dynasty really surpasses that of Hua Guo."
"I admire your country's ability very much. Unlike our Hua country, I really don't want to stay there."
"The strength of the Ah San Dynasty today is already number one in East Asia. I can conclude that the future belongs to you."
"It's embarrassing to say that the strength of our country of Hua is all blown out, and there is no real ability."
....
This man, like a slave, is bragging about the Asan Dynasty without thinking, and keeps belittling his own country.
All the Ah San media present and the audience laughed heartily, and the ratings continued to soar.
What is more exciting to see a Chinese person boasting about their Asan Dynasty?
What's more, this man is a well-known celebrity in Huaguo. Although he looks ugly, he can't resist being willing to lick him.
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