178 Just Be Obedient
178 Just be obedient
"What's wrong, are you nearsighted?"
Li Fan couldn't help asking.
Although he doesn't have the so-called glasses fan, if Murong Ying wears glasses, maybe he will have a different flavor! For example, Liao Wushuang, the beauty teacher Liao, she wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses, she looks cute, cute, and cultural, very nice.
But Murong Ying's beauty is an extraordinary beauty. If you use something as vulgar as glasses, instead... it feels a little shameful, tsk tsk...
He was trying to make up his mind, when Murong Ying poked him with her finger, it frightened Li Fan to become alert.
"Fuck, what are you doing, are you going to murder your husband?"
Li Fan looked at Murong Ying's two fingers, this thing is a big killer!
"You are too timid."
Murong Ying couldn't help but rolled her eyes, "I won't really stab you to death."
"People make mistakes, horses make mistakes!"
Li Fan said with lingering fear, "There are still times when the gun goes off!"
"My infuriating energy is safer than a safety gun."
Murong Ying was extremely confident, Li Fan murmured in his heart, why doesn't this woman go to heaven!
"There is no absolute thing in the world, so don't be too confident. If you really stab me to death, where are you going to find such a good fiance!"
"It doesn't matter if you die, as long as your blood can continue."
Murong Ying looked at Li Fan with a smile on her face, laughing until Li Fan didn't know what to do.
"why are you laughing?"
"I may not have comprehensive knowledge in some aspects before, and I made some jokes. But I made up for it, and I also know the conditions for conception."
Murong Ying's words made Li Fan's heart shudder, and he had a bad premonition.
"In order to obtain excellent offspring after your death, I once collected some of your chromosomes while you were asleep."
"What the hell?"
Li Fan's bad premonition finally came to fruition, it's time for tofu, so you can collect sperm, and collect chromosomes! Make it so literary and artistic, who are you pretending to be a scientist with?
"How did you collect it?"
Li Fan starts yy, it can't be Murong Ying...
"It's too beastly, to do such an unconscionable thing while I'm sleeping!"
"Hehe, you're thinking too much."
Unexpectedly, Murong Ying didn't look shy in the slightest, "I am the leader of the martial arts and the successor of the Murong family, how could I do such a thing. I asked Tie Zhu to help you out."
"Oh my lady!"
Tie Zhu covered his face in embarrassment, "It's already agreed, don't say it, I have a good heart!"
"Master Fang, drive hard!"
Ya patronizes to cover her face, optimistic about the road ahead, what the hell!
Li Fan's heart was really broken, he felt that he was no longer pure! He was severely defiled by Tie Zhu!
"Your chromosomes have been frozen by me."
Murong Ying seemed a little complacent, "Even if you die, I won't worry about it."
"Worried about your sister!"
Li Fan felt something blocked in his heart, and he couldn't recover for a long time. He is full of despair about life, what should he do, did he just lose it the first time?
Why is there a faint feeling of wanting to cry...
"Don't be sad, Tie Zhu will take responsibility for you."
Murong Ying's words made Li Fan want to cry even more.
"Grandpa, this is also the first time for him...so shy..."
Tie Zhu's words also caused Li Fan to collapse again, what the hell is going on!
Displeased, really displeased! Unfortunately, there is no other way.
"Okay, it's useless to say anything else, put on your glasses quickly and let me see."
Murong Ying and Li Fan got along with each other for several months, and they also had various confrontations. But she also loses more and wins less, after all, Li Fan's mouth is never forgiving.
"Forget it, I accept my fate."
Li Fan sighed deeply, then picked up the pair of glasses and placed them on the bridge of his nose.
This is a pair of flat mirrors, without degrees, and after wearing them, there is no such dizzy feeling. Murong Ying looked Li Fan up and down, then nodded in satisfaction.
"Yes, it looks like a dog."
"Damn it, is there anyone who praises you so much?"
"When did I say you were human?"
"Well, I'm not a human, I'm a dog."
Li Fan also barked twice, and Murong Ying nodded, "If you say that, I won't refute you."
"I am a dog, and you are Mrs. Dog. Daughter-in-law, you are fine, you see when we will mate and give birth to a bunch of puppies."
"Believe it or not, it will be your eyeball that I will poke next time!"
Murong Ying stretched out two more fingers, which condensed her super strong sword energy!
"Yeah, pretend I didn't say that."
Li Fan shrugged his shoulders. Under the power, he could only calm down for a while.
"Also, my father is a very traditional person. He probably came here today to find fault. Remember the three chapters of the contract between me and you, and don't get into trouble. My father is much stronger than me. If he wants to To deal with you, I can only hold a beautiful funeral for you."
"It's time for tofu, isn't it just that my father-in-law is coming, I have nothing to be afraid of!"
Li Fan also went all out, "My father-in-law and son-in-law have been enemies since ancient times. I'm afraid of a woolen thread. At most, I'll be a good man again in twenty years!"
"What you said seems to be generous to justice, my father is not the Japanese spy back then."
"It's better to let me go back to the years of the Anti-Japanese War!"
Li Fan raised his arms and shouted, "At that time, I will join the army with a gun! With my kung fu, the little devils who haven't beaten will cry for their fathers and mothers! At that time, I will also form an armed force behind the enemy lines, and I will tear devils with my hands. "
"Do you think there were no masters back then?"
Murong Ying reminded Li Fan, "At that time, the Chinese masters were also dispatched, but there were also many masters from the island country. The two sides fought a big battle, and in the end, both sides suffered losses. After the island country surrendered, we also signed a non-aggression treaty , so as not to cause too many deaths and injuries to the masters of both sides, but since then, the two countries have not distinguished who is the orthodox in martial arts, and everyone says that they are orthodox and their kung fu is strong."
"Be strong, I just had a fight with a guy named Yamada a few days ago."
"Yamada, Kazuo Yamada?"
Murong Ying was taken aback when she heard this, and looked at Li Fan twice more, "You...fighted with him?"
"yes!"
Li Fan nodded, "This old guy is a bit powerful, reaching the pinnacle... Tsk tsk, I thought all the little devils were playing seppuku."
"About three years ago... I met him once."
Murong Ying continued, "Although I defeated him...but he also severely injured me. This Kazuo Yamada, who learned from the Vajra Gate, has practiced the power of Vajra Subduing Magic, which still impresses me today. This person is very powerful. Can you Escaping from him is considered a fluke."
"I didn't escape, I killed him."