198 Your Majesty, Do You Have the Obsession with Long Yang?

198 Your Excellency may have the habit of Longyang

"Brother Li is a little too careful."

Seeing Li Fan's cautious appearance, Yan Kai couldn't help laughing, "I, Yan, have quit Jinyiwei, why are you worried?"

"In that place, you can enter as soon as you say it, and retreat as soon as you say it?"

Li Fan couldn't believe it, "Are you teasing a three-year-old?"

"Of course it's not that easy to quit, but where Yan wants to quit, no one can stop me!"

"Don't tell me, I really heard your name."

Li Fan looked at Yan Kai twice, "It's hard to believe that you are really a master of Wudang."

"Why can't you believe it, I am the proud son of heaven! On Wudang Mountain, no one is my opponent. It is really boring to stay there."

Yan Kai sighed, "Those people of the same generation are even more boring. They only know how to practice martial arts every day, and there is no fun at all. And those women in Wudang Mountain are like flies, they keep sticking to me, and they are annoying died."

"Damn it, don't you talk in this way of charging now, okay?"

"What do you mean by now?"

Yan Kai looked at Li Fan puzzled, it seemed that he didn't understand the modern otaku culture enough.

"That's... what it means to be a winner in life!"

Li Fan clenched his fists, this guy came here to show off!

"Oh, that's really suitable for me. Now charging, um, I'm now charging."

Yan Kai nodded, and took the word without hesitation, "So Wudang Mountain doesn't mean anything to me. Daoist, my ambition is everywhere, and the world under the mountain is more exciting."

"Then you continue to be exciting, I'm going home."

Li Fan didn't bother to pay attention to Yan Kai, turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey, brother Li, why are you in such a hurry. Although you and I have different identities, we have met once. You may as well let go of the grudges in your heart. I don't think you are inferior to me in all aspects. Let's talk with each other in a fair manner. How about talking?"

"Go away, sir!"

Li Fan scolded his mother, "Are you still talking about it in all fairness? Hurry up and see a doctor, I will look at you, and your balls will hurt!"

"The balls hurt? Brother Li is talking about gao pills?"

Yan Kai thought about it for a while, "This should be a symptom of kidney yin deficiency. I happen to know some techniques of Huang Lao, why don't you help Brother Li?"

"Get out of here! I'll beat you up!"

Li Fan shook his true energy angrily, and the dust around him was blown away by his energy, forming a circular ripple that spread out in all directions.

"It just so happens that my strength has improved recently, and I haven't found anyone to challenge me yet!"

"Ahem, isn't it kind of hurtful to fight and kill every day?"

I don't know why, although Yan Kai prides himself on his martial arts skills, he feels a little guilty when he sees Li Fan. Hey, if I still have the same strength as before, why would I be afraid of this young man!

"Then why do you come to me? You don't want to play mahjong with me, do you?"

"It's not necessary to play mahjong...but like I said, I'm really going to quit my job in Jinyiwei."

Yan Kai said boldly, "However, this organization has been established for too long, it is difficult to get in, and it is not easy to get out. They gave me the last task, as long as I complete it, they can approve my resignation. But this task, I am alone Although it can be done, but in order to strengthen the friendship between the two of us, I decided to ask you to help me."

"piss off!"

Li Fan rolled his big eyes, he asked himself to help with the co-author, but his tone was still so loud! The ghost will help him!

"Brother Li, why are you so ignorant of humor!"

Yan Kai hurriedly said, "It's the first time for me, Yan Kai, to find someone to help me punch. You should feel happy!"

"Let me ask you, are you beautiful?"

"Of course not, Master Dao is a man with handles!"

Yan Kai said seriously.

"Yes, then I will help you, how much can you give me?"

"This is the friendship between us, how can it be measured by money?"

"Okay, I don't want sex or money, I'll help you, am I sick or are you sick?"

"It's so sad that you say that."

Yan Kai sighed, "How can we call it brotherhood? I am your elder brother by how old you are. Between brothers, should we use wealth to measure?"

"You are familiar with yourself!"

Li Fan spat, "Who is your brother? We met once and only fought once!"

"As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other."

Yan Kai immediately said, "You and I are hypocritical because of the fight, we cherish each other and cherish each other."

"Get out, whoever feels sorry for you, do you want to show some face!"

"Don't deny it, a man should be honest."

"Fuck, I'm honest enough, okay? Get out of here! I get annoyed when I see you!"

"On Wudang Mountain, some male disciples couldn't resist my charm and had some strange feelings for me."

Yan Kai pointed to his eyes and said softly, "Brother Li, although you have been resisting on the surface, my eyes can see through your heart!"

"Look at you big-headed ghost! If you don't fight, forget it!"

Li Fan stretched out his palms, placed them in front of him, and made a gesture of raising his hands.

"Sure enough, beating is kissing and scolding is love. You want to have the most authentic communication, right?"

As Yan Kai said, he stretched out his hand and began to pull his belt, "Wait for me, I'll accompany you!"

"You wait!"

Li Fan quickly reached out his hand to stop Yan Kai's next move.

"Nimma, can you stop doing such a wretched action, it feels very wrong?"

"I just showed my big sword."

"Fuck, big sword, your sister!"

Li Fan is about to collapse, is this Yan Kai unintentional or intentional!

"I'm so convinced by you, can't you! Bring your trouser waist to me and tie it back!"

"Are you sure you don't want it? But my enthusiasm has already been burned."

"Burn you ghost! You're so stupid! Otherwise, I will explode your chrysanthemum into eight petals!"

Yan Kai's face darkened, he frowned, and after thinking for a long time, he asked.

"You... really have that kind of hobby?"

"No!"

Li Fan emphasized loudly.

"Then why was Brother Li so incomprehensible to that beauty just now?"

"Fuck, don't worry about the two of us, as if you are a lover!"

"Women are too noisy. I, Yan Kai, have said that I will never marry a woman in the future."

Yan Kai spoke his heart out, "I would rather find a like-minded man to accompany me hand in hand than find a woman to end my life!"

"You hurry up, or I'll call the police if you don't."

Li Fan hurriedly waved his hand, he was exhausted.

"Brother Li, I don't dislike you no matter whether you have the habit of Longyang or not. But this time, I hope you can help me. You don't need to run away, I specially drove a luxury car to pick you up."

"Hehe, it's impossible."

Li Fan raised three fingers, "Just these three words! Impossible!"