1150 Funny Duo

1150 The funny duo

Li Fan didn't know where the two weird guys came from, and he didn't kill him, seeing that the two brothers ran away.

"Why not kill them?"

Concubine Zhou walked up to Li Fan and asked.

"Wave your hand, won't they die?"

"How fun, why kill them."

Li Fan grinned, "Besides, I really want to know who the idiot hired these two guys to kill me."

This kind of funny comparison, Li Fan can be regarded as convinced.

"It's probably someone who doesn't know you well."

Concubine Zhou said beside her, "Anyway, next time you meet this kind of person, kill him first and then hurry up, so as to avoid future troubles!"

"Yes yes yes, Your Majesty is wise."

The worldviews of the two are different, and Li Fan can't use his own worldview to force Concubine Zhou. Therefore, he hastened to prevaricate a few words, and let the imperial concubine be happy first! If she doesn't like it, she must make herself unhappy too.

Know how to be modest, this is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Li Fan nodded, reconfirming his generosity.

He and Concubine Zhou went all the way back to the Martial Arts Hall, on top of the RV, Concubine Zhou hadn't forgotten to make up another shot, and they called it a good name, exercise after dinner.

At this time, the pair of killer brothers were squatting on the side of the road, and the thin man was holding a mobile phone, calling someone.

"Boss Wang...this matter has not been done...but don't worry, our two brothers are killers among killers in the three provinces of Northeast China! Don't worry, I will definitely handle this matter for you! Today...why didn't you do it today? It's done..."

When the fat man heard this, he interrupted.

"Tell him the gun won't work!"

"It's not good to paralyze you, you are paralyzed!"

The thin man was holding the microphone with one hand, while the other hand was desperately patting the fat man's head.

It took several shots to relieve my anger, then picked up the phone again, and said kindly.

"Today's chance is not good, so Li Fan is accompanied by many people. Now, the business of murder is not easy to do, and the society is ruled by law, and I can't get a sniper! Otherwise, with my marksmanship, I can guarantee that I will be 100 meters away. Let his head bloom! I have never met an opponent in this regard!"

"Nonsense! Compared with the 100-meter shooting, my result is better!"

The fat man was a little unconvinced, the thin man covered the phone angrily, and slapped him a few more times.

After beating the fat man upright, the thin man continued, "Anyway, Boss Wang, don't worry, I promise to take care of this matter for you! Just rest assured... What? I won't let you call next time Ah, it’s okay to tell your subordinates when things are done? Okay, okay, I understand the rules, don’t worry, I will never disturb Boss Wang in the future!”

Only then did the thin man hang up the phone, and then looked at the fat man with a smile.

"I said, dog leftover, it's done this time. Boss Wang is so rich that he called us another 100,000 yuan! Let us get two good guns and kill that kid named Li Fan!"

"Oh my god, so much money...Brother, I know you well, let's buy a Type 95. This is what I used when shooting targets in the army. I'm used to it!"

"95 You are paralyzed, you are paralyzed!"

The thin man gave him a few more slaps, "Are you stupid! 95 is an army gun, where do you let me get it! Two five or four black stars would be good!"

"Then where do we go to buy it... The last Hualong Zao was won by gambling with others."

"Haven't you heard a saying, money can turn ghosts around!"

The thin man rubbed his hands, his face flushed slightly, quite radiant, "The two of us came out to do great things! If we don't make a lot of money, where should we put our face!"

"Right now... I'm going to be busy with spring planting..."

"Yeah... rub!"

The thin man slapped the fat man again, "Do you miss him? Do you want to go back to farming again?"

"No, no...it's just a little cold..."

The fat man squatted in the snow, constantly rubbing his hands and breathing into his palms.

"Look at how promising you are! Thanks to your father who praises you outside every day, saying that you are a martial arts star descending to earth!"

The fat man rolled his eyes, "Isn't my father an old magic stick? He also said that you are a Wenqu star who came down to earth, and you didn't pass the high school entrance examination."

"Stop talking nonsense! In short, after finishing this vote, we will have money!"

The thin man took off his down jacket and covered the fat man.

"Brother, aren't you cold?"

"Cold fart, I have strong firepower!"

"Brother, you are really awesome!"

"It's good to know! Finish the work, and then I will take you to have a good year! Find dozens of girls to warm you up!"

The two squatted in the snow, laughing obscenely.

And here, a gentle man with gold-rimmed glasses hung up the phone and looked at another man in front of him. The man on the opposite side seemed to be about his age, he must be in his sixties or seventies, with white hair and a childlike face, and piercing eyes.

"Master, I have already ordered them."

"Jiang'er, is it reliable for you to find these two people?"

The old man on the opposite side stroked his beard and looked at his senior apprentice suspiciously.

"Don't worry, Master, these two are known as the most famous killers in Northeast China. If they go out, they will definitely be able to catch them. Even if something happens, their phone number to contact me is a temporary account. No one else can find us."

"Well, just don't make extra trouble."

The old man sighed, "I'm too old as a teacher, and I can't move anymore, so I can only make such a bad move. It's really embarrassing for the martial arts practitioners."

"Master, what are you talking about? You are the president of the Martial Arts Association. How can such a small role help you. We disciples and grandchildren will help you."

"I know you are filial."

The old man lit a pipe and held it in his hand, "In today's society, if something happens, the city will be full of disturbances immediately. What about this blog or that circle, they are not responsible at all. A few celebrities, say that we are in G City It's absurd for the Wushu Association to bully the new martial arts club! They don't understand how difficult this business is and how strict the rules are!"

"Master, don't worry, when the matter is over, it will have nothing to do with our Wushu Association."

The big apprentice surnamed Jiang smiled, "Master, please rest assured."

At the same time, the RV arrived at the gate of the Wuguan. Concubine Zhou walked down while arranging her hair.

Li Fan then got out of the car. He was obviously a man, but he blushed a little. I really didn't expect that the noble concubine Zhou would look so wild on the bed!

The double cultivation of two people is really effective, just for a while, Li Fan felt that his vitality had increased a bit.

At night, the martial arts hall was closed, and the lights inside were all turned off, so it was quiet.

The two opened the door directly, and took the elevator to the basement.

This basement is a private training ground, only a few people know about it. Even cleaning was done by Le Xiaohu and Jiang Ye.

The ashram covers an area of ​​more than 300 square meters and is very empty, surrounded by green potted plants, which is very suitable for rest.

After entering, Le Xiaohu and Jiang Ye were already sitting cross-legged on both sides of the dojo, ready to go.