1162 Various Tricks
1162 Various tricks
Murong Ai just said, "I'm still a virgin!"
"puff!"
Liu Xiaowan squirted out the juice she just took a sip of.
This girl... is too bold! Come up and ask this question!
These women looked at each other, and finally Concubine Zhou and Liu Xiaowan raised their wine glasses at the same time.
"You want to drink too?"
"Then let's toast..."
The two beauties clinked their glasses awkwardly, and Murong smiled happily.
"This girl...is too bad..."
Li Fan was very helpless, and the topic had already turned to Concubine Zhou.
Concubine Zhou picked up the wine glass and thought for a while.
"I used to be a noble concubine."
"wipe!"
Li Fan almost vomited blood. Among so many people, only Concubine Zhou has been a noble concubine!
This is so damn unfair! In modern society, it is impossible to be a noble concubine!
Everyone else had no choice but to raise their cups, but the apprentices were still a little dazed, why did they become imperial concubines? Could it be that he has acted before? No matter what, they have never been, so they can only raise their glasses and drink obediently!
The next one is the thin man, the thin man seems to have thought of it a long time ago, he smiled.
"I slept with my teacher."
Everyone was dumbfounded, who did this shit before! Everyone else raised their glasses, but Li Fan did not.
Li Fan is also struggling. It is true that he and Liao Wushuang "slept"...but it depends on what the meaning is...the real guns have never been done, but the sleep...or slept together...but there is a layer to this question Ambiguity, no choice but to accept fate.
The thin man gave a thumbs up.
"Master, you are strong!"
Many women looked at Li Fan angrily, and then drank their wine.
Li Fan also wanted to swear, so would he really ask this question!
But Liu Xiaowan and the others are smart women, and they won't investigate Li Fan thoroughly.
"It's my turn..."
Wang Xiaoran's question is much simpler, and it is also exclusive in nature.
"I finished high school when I was sixteen."
This... is truly unmatched. Even Lin Yuexian did not leapfrog, and graduated with Li Fan.
Others raised their glasses and drank one after another, while the fat man chuckled and raised his glass, "I peeked at my friend and teacher sleeping."
Everyone collapsed!
"Master draftsman, why don't I know!"
The thin man looked like he wanted to hit someone.
"Ah? I can't help it. I was fishing in Shuipaozi, and I saw you and the teacher go into the reed field."
The fat man said stupidly, "At that time, I thought the teacher was going to beat you up. I just wanted to help you, but as soon as I entered, I saw you and the teacher showing a big white butt..."
"Okay, okay!"
The thin man quickly covered his mouth.
The other women were all blushing, and Wang Xiaoran even scolded hooligans.
"I was imprisoned for eight years."
Jiang Ye put everyone down with one word.
However, Concubine Zhou Gui smiled without saying a word, and sat beside her.
These apprentices are all going crazy, who are these people in the room, it's too scary, why have they experienced everything?
The second senior sister doesn't look very old...she was imprisoned for eight years...that is to say, not long after she left the devil's lair? Everyone felt more and more that this martial arts hall was unfathomable!
Neither Jiang Ye nor Concubine Zhou had any alcohol for this question, and the others drank it all in one gulp.
"I was wanted by Huaxia and I was displaced."
Le Xiaohu picked up the wine glass, "I can't go home and have a look... Well, whether you drink it or not, I will accompany you with this glass."
Now even the Northeast Duo is languishing, the two of them have just come out of the society, and they haven't done anything bad yet! This first order was to hunt down Li Fan, but it failed.
On other points, several people present may agree. But being wanted by Huaxia has never happened. Concubine Zhou also thought about it, and put down her wine glass.
Next came the Dragon Girl, who raised her glass and said casually, "I have never killed anyone."
Dragon Girl has lived for thousands of years, but she has never killed anyone. Although she doesn't care about other people's lives, she will not take the initiative to deprive others of their right to live.
She didn't use her life to win others, probably because she didn't like others saying she was old.
Li Fan raised his wine glass, not only him, but Concubine Zhou, Murong Ai, Jiang Ye, and Le Xiaohu also raised their glasses.
A few apprentices trembled... Master, senior brother, and the others... Have any of them ever had a life in their hands?
"Your question really stumped me."
Li Fan smiled wryly, "Then my next question, should I say, I am killed by thousands of people?"
"Plop."
The thin man just sat on his ass and fell to the ground.
"I'm just kidding."
Li Fan made up a lie, the thin man and the others are just ordinary people after all, they don't know the viciousness of martial arts.
Li Fan suddenly felt faintly that Huaxia's ban on martial arts... seemed quite reasonable.
"Master, you scared me to death..."
The thin man was helped up by the fat man and sat back down.
"Aren't you known as the king of killers in the Northeast, are you still scared by this?"
"I...that's just a little bragging..."
The thin man blushed a little, "Kill one or two... I might still be reluctant to do it. Kill so many... I really never thought about it."
"Killing one person is a bandit, killing ten thousand makes a general, killing a million makes a king."
A gleam flashed in Li Fan's eyes, "What do you think?"
"Don't make trouble!"
Liu Xiaowan patted Li Fan's hand lightly, "Aren't you going to teach them well, why are you talking about this?"
"Ah, sorry, I was just kidding, just kidding."
Li Fan didn't know why, but such a thought flashed through his mind.
"Don't take it seriously, your master likes to make jokes like this. If he is really a bloodthirsty person, among other things, the two of you who wanted to kill him in the first place would have died long ago."
Liu Xiaowan's words didn't know whether they were comforting or intimidating, but they made the fat and thin duo even more afraid.
"Hee hee, two cowards."
Murong Ai laughed at them.
"Who, who is timid!"
The thin man said, but took a sip of wine first to embolden himself.
"It's my turn."
Liu Xiaowan thought for a while, and finally said boldly, "I slept with Li Fan."
"puff!"
This time it was Murong Ai's turn to spray juice.
revenge! This is definitely revenge!
Among the women present, only Wang Xiaoran and Longnu raised their wine glasses.
"Oh my god, Jiang Ye, you..."
"When I was sick, Master slept with me on the bed. Does this count as bed?"
Jiang Ye asked plausibly.
"Forehead……"
Liu Xiaowan was stunned, as if it could be taken literally.
Li Fan is very happy, this time there is a wording loophole again!
The Chinese language is really broad and profound.
"What do you think of Li Fan's kung fu?"
Concubine Zhou held a wine glass and asked Liu Xiaowan a question.
"It's okay, but he doesn't like foreplay, and he hates it very much."
"Well, go back and tune-teach him."
"Okay, let's work together."
The two women actually shared Li Fan in such a grandiose manner!