010 Five Animal Play
010 Five Animals
"I'd better learn boxing kung fu!"
Li Fan's eyes suddenly lit up, "Are there any Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, such as Tathagata Palms?"
Wouldn't it be awesome to learn this kind of peerless magic skill? At that time, if I don't make a move easily, I will die if I make a move. The little girls are not fascinated by Fan who is a hero?
Unexpectedly, Murong Ying rolled her eyes, but it's pretty good for a beautiful woman to roll her eyes.
"What are you thinking, there are indeed these two kung fus in reality, but they are both lost skills, and I don't know how to do them either."
"Fuck, what a pity!"
Li Fan yelled regretfully, but Murong Ying pulled him back to the real world, "I only know some simple boxing skills, if you want to learn, I can teach you."
"Simple boxing skills, what's the point of that! If you want to learn it, you have to learn peerless magic skills!"
Li Fan was not very happy, Murong Ying gave him another look.
"When you learn martial arts, remember to aim high! So what about simple fists and kicks, even if you only have one move, if you practice it well and master it, you can become a great master!"
"Really?"
Li Fan couldn't believe it.
"Tie Zhu, show him the demonstration."
Murong Ying clapped her hands, Tie Zhu nodded, turned around and took out a frozen chicken and a kitchen knife from the kitchen.
She threw the frozen chicken into the sky, and then waved the kitchen knife in her hand, making a beautiful knife flower, which dazzled Li Fan! When the frozen chicken fell on the table, the bone was bone, the meat was meat, and they were all divided cleanly. The most astonishing thing is that the chicken bones are very complete without any defect.
"This... so handsome sword technique..."
Li Fan couldn't help clapping his hands in amazement, Tie Zhu bowed his head in embarrassment and fiddled with the corner of his clothes. Li Fan panicked, what the hell are you shy about!
"Tie Zhu's family used to be a butcher, specializing in slaughtering chickens and pigs."
Murongying's explanation surprised Li Fan even more, "They have mastered the knife skills of killing chickens and pigs, and they have become the cooking knife skills. Let alone this chicken, even if you stand in front of Tie Zhu , she can separate your flesh and blood with a few knives."
"It's really amazing!"
Li Fan really opened his eyes today, "Then what foreign skill did I learn?"
"Wuqinxi."
"What?"
Li Fan was dumbfounded, "Isn't that the radio gymnastics invented by Hua Tuo?"
"Did I say what I just said for nothing? That's it, are you learning or not?"
"study!"
At least a little more self-protection ability! What else can Li Fan say, as long as he doesn't wield a sword, he goes to the streets with a sword on his back every day. Before his enemies come to seek revenge, he should be arrested by the police uncle!
"Tie Zhu, pack up, I'll teach him how to practice Wu Qinxi. Husband, follow me upstairs."
"Thank you for your hard work, miss."
Tie Zhu said goodbye to them, and the two went upstairs. On the third floor, a fairly spacious training ground was built, but Li Fan had no intention of practicing martial arts, and his mind was a little confused. Is it finally going to be alone with Murong Ying... Li Fan's heart suddenly feels a little thumping, it's the first time to be alone with such a beauty, I'm really nervous... Li Fan, Li Fan, fight hard, isn't she just a woman! What are you afraid of? It's my wife, not a tiger!
Seeing Li Fan's nervous look, Murong Ying suddenly burst out laughing.
"Usually on the Internet, aren't you glib, and you keep calling me wife. Why are you being cowardly now, Mr. Husband?"
"That... isn't that a joke..."
Li Fan's old face turned red when he was told, "Who would have thought that a martial arts leader would emerge after playing lol... By the way, if you don't want to be your martial arts leader, what kind of lol are you playing!"
"What's the matter, can't I have some hobbies?"
Murong Ying took it for granted, "Which rule stipulates that the martial arts leader can't play lol?"
"This...not really."
Li Fan was speechless after being told, this Murong Ying was very skilled and eloquent. Isn't he going to be suppressed everywhere! This is not allowed! Yes, just think of her as that bumbling little cannon!
"By the way, who said I was cowardly! I am called respecting each other like a guest!"
Li Fan changed his mind for a while, feeling that his tense mood relaxed a lot, and his mouth became sharper.
"Oh, is it?"
Murong Ying raised her crescent eyebrows and smiled, "Then who said that he wanted to climb into my bed yesterday?"
"This, this is what it should be!"
Li Fan is usually glib on the Internet, but now he is starting to give full play to his ability to talk, "As a husband, how can I leave my wife alone on a cold bed! Isn't this making my wife a widow! Besides, you alone Girls, it’s dark and there’s thunder or something, I’m scared, what should I do if I want to hug someone? I’m sacrificing myself, a happy family!”
"snort!"
Murong Ying rolled her eyes fiercely, just when she said he was fat, he gasped for breath! Also sacrificed himself, happy thousands of families! Where did the thousands come from! Isn't it just my family... I hate it, what are you thinking about!
"Stop thinking about it! It's practice now, you have to correct your attitude!"
Murong Ying reprimanded Li Fanjiao angrily.
"I'm not thinking about it, Teacher Murong!"
Li Fan yelled aggrieved, "My thoughts are very positive and correct! What are you thinking about when you talk about random thinking?"
"None of your business!"
Murong Ying's face seemed to be a little red, she turned her head away.
"Everyone is an old couple, let's share it."
"Fuck you, who is with you as an old husband and wife! If you don't practice hard, are you asking for a beating?"
Murong Ying raised her hand, but there was no murderous intent.
"Okay, my lady is mighty and domineering. I'll practice hard and not think about the things you think about. It's okay, right?"
"It's almost the same... whoever thought about it! I didn't think about anything! Stop talking nonsense, and be careful that I will tear your mouth apart!"
Murong Ying couldn't hold back anymore, but Li Fan became serious, "Miss, stop making trouble and practice hard."
"snort!!!"
Murong Ying slapped a palm print on the wall, and Li Fan swallowed.
"Study hard! I'll teach you one more time!"
Murong Ying tried her best to calm down, and then said, "Wu Qin Xi seems simple, but it is also profound. It is divided into five types of boxing: tiger, crane, ape, deer and bear. I am only good at the crane boxing. You are serious about it!"
As she spoke, her hands suddenly separated, dancing like a pair of white crane wings. Murong Ying was born beautiful, and had an excellent figure. At this time, she really looked like a beautiful crane. Li Fan's heart beat faster when she saw it. In this world, there really are such beauties. Not to mention, when she wasn't torturing herself, she really looked like a fairy.
"The most important thing in Crane Fist is to spread wings, crane beak, and dance."
Murongying demonstrated her graceful figure while muttering, "Take care of my movements. There are only five levels in this five-animal show. Even if you practice well in one level, you can defeat that Liao Bing with the help of internal strength."
After demonstrating a set of Crane Fist, Murong Ying took a deep breath, turned and looked at Li Fan, "Do you understand?"
"I see..."
Li Fan nodded.
"See what you understand?"
"This crane... is so beautiful..."
"Husband, choose your own way of death."