027 Crying
027 Make me cry
Feeling the softness of Lin Yuexian's chest, two villains seemed to fly out of Li Fan's mind, both of which looked like miniature versions of Li Fan, but one had small white wings and the other had a small black tail.
Li Fan with a black tail kept yelling, "Li Fan! What are you waiting for! Here's your chance! Let's get rid of this girl!"
Li Fan with white wings said seriously, "It's right!"
Come on, hold on a little bit, okay? Why did you leave so soon! Integrity, integrity!
Li Fan scolded himself for being too unscrupulous, how could he do this! If this goes on like this, how can I be a responsible and good young man in the new society! How to build a great motherland, how to accept the great cause of socialism in the future!
Li Fan took two deep breaths of the aroma to calm himself down.
But at this moment, the dean finally made another move.
"My legs are numb from squatting... I'm bored, let's take a taxi and go home."
Hearing the sound of paper being pulled out, both of them heaved a sigh of relief at the same time, it was considered finished.
Unexpectedly, at such an old age, the dean is so cautious when going to the toilet! Carefully waiting for the dean to get out of the toilet, Li Fan let go of his strength and fell down, his legs and arms were sore. If it weren't for the latrine, I really want to sit down!
And Lin Yuexian was put on the ground, looked at Li Fan angrily, stretched out a hand, raised and lowered it several times, as if she didn't know whether to slap Li Fan or not.
It’s not a fight, it’s not a fight, it’s so entangled!
Lin Yuexian finally cried herself out of anger, squatting on the ground, holding her head and crying non-stop.
"My eldest lady, if you want to cry, let's go out and cry, it's too smelly here!"
Li Fan was already a little weak, and every breath here was a slow feeling of guilt.
But Lin Yuexian ignored him at all, just squatted there and cried.
"My eldest lady, don't cry, okay?"
Li Fan was most afraid of girls crying, the key point was that Lin Yuexian didn't move at all when she cried, it was so weird! Especially crying in the men's room...how scary...
"Don't cry, can't I be wrong?"
Li Fan poked Lin Yuexian lightly with his finger, but it was still soft. What exactly is this girl's body made of? It's a strange creature.
How else would I admire Murong Ying? Although she is also a girl, she has never cried. A man bleeds but doesn't shed tears. This statement is absolutely true on Murong Ying!
"Don't cry, can't I treat you to dinner?"
Lin Yuexian was still crying.
"I call you aunt, is that okay?"
Lin Yuexian still didn't look up.
"Damn, what do you want to do then, believe it or not, I'll show you shit in front of you too!"
Li Fan was furious, and was about to untie his belt when he stretched out his hand. Lin Yuexian finally raised his head, stretched out his hands in a hurry, and grabbed Li Fan's arm. His eyes were full of panic, like a frightened deer. Fan felt a little distressed.
"Okay, don't be afraid, I'm not as bottomless as the dean."
Li Fan also stood up himself, and pulled Lin Yuexian up, "Isn't it just because I had to, and I didn't mean it, can you stop being angry? As long as you don't get angry, I can promise you anything."
"real?"
When Lin Yuexian heard Li Fan's promise, she wiped away her tears. Not to mention, the corners of her eyes were really red and a little swollen. It felt a bit like Lin Daiyu's, which was really distressing.
What I did may indeed be a little too much, but it was really a helpless move in desperation.
"Yes, I swear to God, if I tell half a lie, I won't be able to find a girlfriend for the rest of my life!"
"This oath is indeed quite cruel..."
Lin Yuexian thought about it seriously, "But without my help, you would never have found a girlfriend."
"This is too much to say!"
Li Fan couldn't laugh or cry, "Am I that unbearable?"
"Of course! You were playing hooligans on me just now!"
"Yes, yes, I have committed a heinous crime, please organize to punish me."
Li Fan cupped his hands, "If you want to kill or fight, I will never fight back!"
Unexpectedly, Lin Yuexian laughed through tears, "Fuck you, whoever wants to kill you will hit you, it's not the evil old society."
She gave Li Fan a hard look, "It's fine if you know you're wrong, don't do this again in the future! You protected me just now, so I'll let you go this time!"
"Thanks to the organization and thanks to the party!"
Li Fan said loudly, "Thanks to the Chinese Red Sun!"
"Come on less, poor mouth!"
Lin Yuexian gently pushed open the door of the single room, and glanced out, "There should be no one else, let's go."
The two tiptoed and walked out of the teaching building. It was getting late, and there were almost no one else around. It was the first time for the two of them to leave school so late. When they left the teaching building, Li Fan finally couldn't help asking.
"By the way... can I really not find a girlfriend?"
Li Fan feels that although he is not very handsome, his image is not bad, he is an ordinary person.
"You're too far behind!"
Lin Yuexian helped her glasses, "First of all, in terms of image, your image is low..."
"What's wrong with my image? Aren't normal people like this?"
"This is not the same, the most important thing for a person is the spirit!"
Lin Yuexian emphasized, "Which girl would like a sloppy boy like you? Look at your clothes, it's really horrible, okay? It's not trendy at all!"
"Don't you all wear school uniforms?"
Li Fan said, "Look, I even drew Mickey Mouse on my clothes! It's not trendy anymore!"
"Oh my God……"
Lin Yuexian was about to collapse, "Forget about the school uniform, and Mickey Mouse... Let's not talk about the school uniform now, let's just talk about your hairstyle. You haven't washed your hair for a few days?"
"Do boys have to wash their hair all the time? They're not girls!"
"Is it the same? Do men stop taking care of personal hygiene? What's the point!"
Lin Yuexian pointed to Li Fan's messy hair, "First of all, go and cut your hair short! At least you'll be more energetic if you cut it short! Also, your shoes are too tasteless, can you change a pair. For school uniform, you can wear a pair of canvas shoes , plus your small crew cut, the campus style is very full, and it's also very good!"
Li Fan was distressed, "Hair can be cut, but shoes cannot be changed..."
"Have you only one pair of shoes?"
"No... these are the shoes I use for practicing."
Li Fan pointed to his pair of iron shoes and said, "Made of pure iron, the net weight of a pair is ten kilograms."
"It's really nonsense..."
Lin Yuexian felt that Li Fan's words were unreliable at all, "Why didn't you say that you can subdue the dragon with eighteen palms?"
"Then I can..."
Li Fan was about to argue, when he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing by, subconsciously turned his head and glanced at the grove next to the school.
"What are you looking at?"
"There seems to be someone."
Li Fan frowned slightly, Lin Yuexian looked at the dark grove, and shivered subconsciously.
"I hate...scare you."
"No... it seems that there are real people."
"I don't believe you...Let's go, accompany me to get the bicycle."