Chapter 563: Deep Middle School Syndrome

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It has been more than half a year since Xiao Shen gained the super power of soul hacking. He has hacked countless personal computers, mobile phones, PADs, servers, etc. But I have never seen such a broken computer with so many viruses and Trojans.

There are so many types of viruses and Trojans that they can be called a museum.

There are even several viruses and Trojans that have become active and in turn invaded Xiao Shen's computer.

And his machine is filled with movies of various flavors. The taste of some movies is so serious that even Xiao Shen, who has watched all the movies, can't bear to look at them.

"This uncle is hopeless." Xiao Shen used the camera that came with his laptop to see the unshaven uncle with an extremely wretched image and a slovenly room. He couldn't help but sigh, "This uncle looks like he is forty or fifty years old. It’s really sad that you are still so old and dumb.”

From this uncle, Xiao Shen seemed to see his own future.

"Uh, haha. This uncle actually wants to participate in a major online meeting?" Xiao Shen heard the uncle's complaint through the microphone, smashing the phone and microphone. He couldn't help but laugh, "He is still a patient with severe hallucinations. Alas, poor uncle, he has been hanging for a long time and has too much sexual intercourse, which leads him to live in a virtual world created by himself."

Seeing how pitiful the uncle was, Xiao Shen simply helped him kill viruses and Trojans. Using the soul hacker's superpower, he wiped out all the viruses and Trojans in just ten seconds.

After a large amount of memory was released, the uncle's machine suddenly became much smoother.

"Huh? It's not stuck anymore?" The wretched uncle was a little surprised and hurriedly opened the software client and linked to a mysterious server.

Familiar and cheerful music plays.

This made Xiao Shen, who was following the whole process, almost spit out blood to death. Where was the important meeting that was agreed upon? It turns out to be Doudizhu. Lao Diao~Si is indeed Lao Diao~Si. It’s really out of control, but she can still enjoy herself.

Look, how awesome is this wretched uncle’s ID?

Flame Lord!

Haha, have you read too many fantasy novels?

Yan Zun, where should I return the Ice Emperor? This ID is really too low.

In addition, it really depends on what kind of people make what kind of friends. Take a look at the poker friends who fantasize about this obscene uncle. Who are they?

The Pope of Light! ?

Hahaha, this is so ridiculous. Can you pretend a little more? In fantasy novels, this is the fate of the villain who is eventually killed.

Super Shield Director James.

Let me tell you, this is really fantasy and science fiction, the style is extremely weird. It’s true that people flock together and birds of a feather flock together. This middle-aged uncle must be a huge fan of American comics.

President of the Global Federation of Superpowers?

This style sounds very high-end, but why do I always feel that it has a strong taste of fake silk?

President of the Global Bauhinia Banshee Alliance?

What the hell is this? Banshee? Come on, show your Mr. Shen’s tail and take a look?

Lao Han from the China National Abnormal Incident Security Handling Bureau...

This name... I won’t complain about it.

Rose Prince?

This name sounds rather nice. It's just a good-natured woman who got mixed up in a group of middle-class uncles.

Well?

The Lord of Descendants of Gods?

I’m a mother, do you dare to exaggerate further?

President of the European Super Federation.

This package does not include the UK? It seems like everyone is leaving the EU.

President of the Southeast Asian Super League?

Okay, this name isn't fancy enough.

Japanese Super Self-Defense Force? Is this the Self-Defense Force variant?

North American Dark Alliance CEO.

God, these people are hopelessly bad at secondary level.

Polar Bear Secret Service Director.

Oh my God, Xiao Shen almost collapsed. Who are these people?

Representative of the wild Maya remnants of South America.

African Ancient Witches Alliance.

The exaggerated and awesome names made Xiao Shen too lazy to complain. He just felt like he had entered a secondary concentration camp. And this is also a room for fighting landlords.

Only four people could sit down, and the rest were watching from the side.

Birds of a feather flock together, Xiao Shen kept praying in his heart that he would go out for a walk more often, climb mountains, etc., and never get to this point.

"I'm sorry, my computer is stuck, I'm late. The Japanese dog gets out of here, the secret link pig is kicked out, and then we can have a meeting."

To Xiao Shen's surprise, as soon as the second uncle came in, he occupied a position on the card table, and then said something domineering.

"Baga!" the representative of the Japanese Super Self-Defense Force immediately shouted, "Yan Zun, don't bully others too much, we also have dignity."

"Yan Zun, we have already apologized for that matter." The CEO of the North American Dark Alliance said in a deep voice, "The Super Shield Bureau has already investigated. Everything was a private action of the Zhou Zhi family. If you don't believe it, you can send out an investigation team. investigation."

The system prompts that Super Shield Director James joins the game. Then he tried to smooth things over and said: "Yes, yes, Yan Zun, we have already investigated the Dark Alliance, and it is indeed a private action of the Zhou family. We also rescued the two hostages in your country together with the Dark Alliance. "

The system prompted Prince Rose to join the game, and then she said coldly: "Get out of here, the Japanese dog, and kick it out!"

The Japanese Super Self-Defense Force representative roared angrily: "Yan Zun, Rose Prince, don't bully others too much, we also have dignity."

"Your Highness, you are the one who protects our dark alliance." The CEO of the North American Dark Alliance suddenly softened his tone, "How much can you give us some face?"

"Haha, face? You have a secret association for a long time. When have you ever given me face?" Prince Rose said coldly, "Don't force me to come to North America to talk to you in person. If you are wise, you can withdraw from the association yourself."

The system prompts that the God Lord of the Descendants of the Gods joins the game and smoothes things over by saying: "Okay, okay, no matter what, we are all natives of the earth now. At this critical moment, we must unite and deal with the outside world together."

"Is this your seat?" Yan Zun questioned, asking a series of questions, "Who do you think you are? Can you sit at the card table and talk?"

"Haha, Brother Yan Zun, I am Asan of the Indian Kingdom!" The God Lord of the Descendants of the Gods said in a cute voice.

The system prompted that Super Shield Director James used his blue diamond privileges to kick the Lord of the Descendants of the Gods out of the game and made a speech: "You are not qualified to speak at the card table, so stay down."

"Wow, Super Shield Dad, you are too disrespectful." The Lord of Descendants of the Gods continued to act cute among the onlookers.

The system prompts that Prince Rose used the Blue Diamond privilege to change the name of the God Lord who is the descendant of the gods to Yin Guo Xiao San.

Then there were a lot of likes at the bottom: "The prince is mighty, the prince is domineering, and the prince is cute."

The system prompts that the Pope of Light has joined the game and said: "The Japanese dog gets out of here, the Dark Alliance pig kicks out."

The system prompts that the Pope of Light, Prince of Rose, and Yan Zun have used the blue diamond linkage function. Because more than 50% of the blue diamond users have linked, the Japanese Super Self-Defense Force and the CEO of the North American Dark Alliance have been removed from the room.

After a few seconds of silence, the mistress from Yin Guo gasped and said, "Really kicking?"

The rest of the people all praised him for playing well. That kind of black sheep should have been excluded from the Earth Alliance long ago.

Xiao Shen, who was lurking in this service right, was dumbfounded. What is going on? Are these second-rate patients already serious enough?

This play is too realistic, too middle-of-the-road?

Make it seem like you are really a representative of major organizations around the world.

Not to mention that there are no such fantasy organizations in the world. Even if there were, they wouldn't use such a funny game client to hold meetings, right? There are also blue diamonds and super linkages. These middle-class guys have really big imaginations.

"Everyone is waiting, now we are going to have a meeting." The Pope of Light said coldly.

"Wait a minute!" the ID named President of the Global Power User Federation said, "I am also a Blue Diamond user after all, so you should let me occupy a seat anyway?"

"There are only four seats in Doudizhu. Do you think it's a scam?" Prince Rose said lightly, "Speaking of which, which one of us are you going to let go?"

The president of the All-Super League looked left and right. The Pope of Light and the Prince of Rose are both the bosses of the top forces in the world. Who is qualified to let them down?

The Super Shield Bureau, the official organization of superpowers from Emperor Midi, is very powerful and unfathomable, so naturally it cannot let him down.

As for the National African Affairs Bureau, although it has only been established for a short thirty years, its overall strength is indeed inferior to the other three major organizations. However, Director Han was standing down there. Sitting on the stage was the man known as the strongest in the world, the publicly elected commander-in-chief of global disaster relief.

Who dares to let this guy who is more terrifying than a nuclear bomb come down?

Therefore, the president of the All-Super League Association laughed dryly and said, "Actually, I think it's good to have a standing meeting."

"Since everyone has no opinions." The Pope of Light said coldly, "Then let's start today's meeting. Dear members of the Disaster Relief Committee, the main content of today's meeting is how to further establish a global unified defense mechanism and how to divide War zones, and war zone command. As well as the selection of young backbones, and in-depth exploration of the combat potential, command potential and other important issues of young superpowers."

"If we divide the war zone, our Southeast Asian Super League is willing to work with the China National African Affairs Bureau to take charge of the East Asian war zone." The Southeast Asian Super League jumped out immediately.

"Our National African Affairs Bureau is only responsible for China's domestic affairs." Director Han of the National African Affairs Bureau said, "Other countries will carry out rescue operations as appropriate when we have spare capacity."

The Southeast Asian Super League immediately started acting cute: "Director Han, since ancient times, we have admired the **** country, not to mention that there are many Chinese in Southeast Asia. Please protect~"

"We very much welcome the overseas Chinese to return to the country." Director-General Han said calmly, "Since other countries worship our Chinese superior state, they can ask to join. As long as they become an integral part of our Chinese territory, we naturally have the rights and Duty to protect.”

"Hiss?" Xiao Shen, the soul hacker, thought this was quite refreshing. But I also lament that these middle-aged uncles and aunts have gone too far in sexual intercourse and are deeply poisoned.

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