Chapter 582 Diao~Si Counterattacks Uncle Pao!

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Didn't we say that with Brother Tianlu, life would be perfect?

We agreed, Brother Tianlu, that you are the best, but where is the son of the flame?

We agreed, Brother Tianlu, how mighty and domineering you are?

In those moments, Shentu Tianlu was full of strong confidence, feeling as if he had won a perfect life, as if he were an immortal.

However, everything was shattered instantly after Lao Wang appeared.

Looking at those warblers and swallows surrounding Wang Yan, they looked like they were ready to eat him alive. Shentu Tianlu felt that his beautiful dream was fragmented and broken, and his heart seemed to be cut with countless knives.

In fact, the person who was more painful than Shentu Tianlu was none other than Wang Yan. Once again, he was surrounded by these splendid banshees, and there was also the big BOSS Bao Cai'er watching eagerly from the side.

Why is Wang Yan so unlucky? If he fell from the sky casually, he would end up among these banshees?

In this situation, Wang Yan would rather be tortured by his inner demons in the Lotus Platform.

Shentu Tianlu looked at Wang Yan's expression, and felt even more faint in his heart. Surrounded by such a group of girls, you still put on such a reluctant expression? This is too pretentious!

If you don't want to, I'll do it instead. Shentu Tianlu was shouting in his heart.

Suddenly, at this moment.

Wang Yan's phone rang. He heard the fairy voice and hurriedly took out the phone and said: "Quiet, quiet, I have an important call to answer."

"Brother Wang Yan, hurry up."

"Son of flame, I will wait for you until the end of the world and I will have no regrets."

"What's the point of answering the phone? Why not come play games with my sister."

Wang Yan looked at the caller ID and immediately said with joy, "It's Mr. Yanzun calling." As he said that, he lit up the screen of his mobile phone to prove that he was not lying.

As soon as these words came out, there was silence all around. Even Bao Caier, who was arrogant and arrogant at the side, honestly closed his mouth and retracted a little.

Just kidding, what kind of identity, strength and status does Master Yanzun have?

The Yingying Yanyans instantly became honest.

Wang Yan secretly let out a sigh of relief. This was the first time he felt the warmth brought to him by Uncle Pao. The call at this time saved him from dire straits.

"Hello, Master Yanzun." Wang Yan answered the phone seriously and said with great respect, "What instructions do you have?"

A faint voice sounded on the other end of the phone: "Xiao Yan, your Uncle Pao has been cheated. You have to take revenge for Uncle Pao."

"puff!"

Wang Yan almost spit out blood, right? Uncle Pao, are you always kidding me? Besides Master’s Wife, is there anyone in this world who can trick you?

Could it be that the abyss demon clan sent out a large number of masters to surround and suppress Uncle Pao?

If this is the case, how can I avenge you?

As Uncle Pao complained weakly, Wang Yan gradually understood what was going on, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch. To be honest, he felt a little broken inside. What kind of nonsense is this?

It turns out that Uncle Pao is hosting an international joint meeting of superpowers to discuss plans for the future of the earth. According to what Uncle Pao said, everyone was quite happy at this meeting.

All parties were very satisfied with the progress and direction of the meeting.

Unexpectedly, at the last moment, the entire conference room was locked. Then, a dialog box popped up, with an extremely arrogant sentence written on it: "Uncles in the second grade, I really can't stand it anymore, so let me cure you of the second grade syndrome."

Immediately afterwards, a video box popped up on everyone's computer, and a mess of movies began to play.

The hacker also named him and said that these movies were all downloaded from the computer of the person named Yan Zun.

Moreover, he also used hacking techniques to lock everyone's computers and threatened them not to cut off the power supply, otherwise he would post everyone's middle school conversations and spread them online so that people all over the world could appreciate these people. There have to be more than two.

Listening and listening, Wang Yan didn't know why, but he always felt a secret feeling of pleasure. Uncle Pao, Uncle Pao, you too have today. Uncle Pao is not worthy of sympathy at all. Who asked you to use a Doudizhu client during the meeting? Who told you that there are so many short videos hidden in the computer you use for meetings?

Besides, it’s okay for you to hide the video. Can the taste be fresher? Don't be so heavy...

What made Uncle Pao even more devastated was that the representative of Japan said, "Dad, damn it, Master Yanzun likes these flavors, right? The villain represents the Japanese Empire and can send the actresses from these movies to serve Master Yanzun and truly restore the scene. .”

Wang Yan can imagine how Uncle Pao felt at that time. My heart is twitching...

"Anyway, I don't care. You go and finish this matter for me, and eliminate all the bad influences." Uncle Pao said sadly and angrily, "I will continue to watch the small screen here, lest the hacker finds out the clues."

While Uncle Pao was talking, Wang Yan could still hear the sound of "Yeah" on the small screen from the other end of the phone.

After hanging up the phone, Wang Yan raised his head and looked at the blue sky, feeling drunk. Uncle Pao, you are quite old, can you help people worry less?

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JS a city.

It had just fallen into the night, the night breeze had not yet brought any coolness, and the afterglow of the scorching heat left over from the day was still spreading on the ground.

In the boys' dormitory of a third-rate Internet company, an old fan was still blowing the wind. Although the dormitory windows are open, the smell in the air is still a bit turbid.

The socks hanging by the legs of the bench, the sneakers placed by the door, the instant noodle bucket at the corner of the table and the large number of paper towels in the paper basket seemed to visually intensify the turbid smell.

However, the two young men sitting under the fan didn't seem to pay attention to the turbid smell in the air. They were having a great time playing each other in front of a computer.

One of the young men wearing big blue pants was working hard to rank up, but at every critical moment, a series of extremely obscene laughter always reached his ears, affecting his performance, which made him unable to help himself. He asked, "Xiao Shen, what are you doing? I can hear your laughter even with headphones on."

"Hahaha, Liu Daming, you didn't see it. There is an uncle named Yan Zun here who is in the second grade. It's really interesting." Xiao Shen sat in front of the computer and laughed so hard that he covered his stomach. He had just put the heavy flavor in the other party's computer. After the film was released, the cigarette from the middle uncle's mouth fell off.

"Are you using the computer at a black man's house again? Be careful if someone joins forces and comes to kill you." Liu Daming was sleeping on Xiao Shen's upper bunk. At this critical moment of ranking, his fingers clicked on the keyboard. He didn't even have time to blink as he spoke.

"Don't be ridiculous, those uncles can't even play with computers, how can they find me?" Xiao Shen stared at the computer screen, tapping his fingers on the keyboard from time to time, and then smiled happily and said, "I'll give it to you." These uncles who play Landlords all have a movie on their computers, and they can’t turn off the computer until they finish watching it.”

"Boom", the sound of the enemy base exploding finally came from Liu Daming's computer.

"Wow haha, it's so cool. Under the leadership of my Master Liu, I finally succeeded in making a comeback and I'm promoted!" Liu Daming slapped the table and looked up to the sky with a big smile.

Feeling heroic, he put down the mouse, turned around and glanced at Xiao Shen's computer screen, and immediately took a breath of air.

"Hey, this is an uncle after all! Look at this experience, my God!"

"This uncle has really good taste! Look at these exaggerated movements, and look at this exaggerated posture, tsk tsk, awesome, really awesome!"

"Haha, am I right? There are even better ones, let's take a look at this one..."

Just as the two of them were immersed in the enthusiastic evaluation of each other, a striking knock on the door came to their ears.

"I guess Xiao Li Zilang is back." Xiao Shen typed on the keyboard a few times and spoke without thinking.

"I'll open the door." Liu Daming thought that he had watched other people's videos and it was of course his duty to run errands. He immediately stood up and responded, "Here he is, he's here."

He took a few steps to the door, opened the dormitory door, looked up, was slightly startled, and couldn't help but exclaimed softly: "Hey, Xiaomei?"

Yan Xiaomei?

When Xiao Shen heard the name, his heart skipped a beat, and he stood up from his chair almost as if on a conditioned reflex.

The old chair fell to the ground with a crash behind him, and the heavy sound seemed not to reach his ears at all. He had only one thought in his mind at the moment, and he quickly raised his eyes and looked towards the door.

A slim girl with wavy brown hair, a delicate face, light makeup, a loose off-shoulder T-shirt, and hot shorts was standing quietly at the door of the dormitory.

It's really her! Xiao Shen was excited for a while.

He felt as if his heart was suddenly grasped by a big hand, and a soft tension quickly spread from his chest to all directions, all the way to his heels.

And she seemed to be looking at him, and Xiao Shen couldn't help but feel a little excited.

She was still as beautiful as before, charming and hot, gentle and graceful, and full of youth... Xiao Shen used almost all the words of praise in his heart for the girl in front of him.

Although she only used herself as a backup after falling out of love, what if she changes her mind and discovers her own merits?

Is this possible?

Although he didn't know what was good about him, but thinking about it carefully, he was quite a good person.

Thinking of the current situation, she actually came to find him in person. Could it be that she really came to find him... to reconcile?

Thinking of this, the little flower of joy in Xiao Shen's heart suddenly burst into a large area.

Now, not only has I gained the ability to be a soul hacker, it seems that my destiny has also changed. This is simply God's mercy.

Happiness, truly feeling happy.

Huh? Wait, something doesn't feel right.

Why is her face getting more and more ugly? His expression seemed to be starting to darken a little, even his brows were wrinkled, and his eyes were full of disgust?

Huh? She didn't look at herself, but looked beyond herself and behind her.

Wait, this sweet sound is...

He couldn't even imagine the scene playing on the computer at this moment. He felt that his world was about to collapse at this moment. You know, my God, what I am playing is the super blockbuster of Uncle Yan Zun!

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