Chapter 1190 Who Is Training Whom?

It is definitely not an easy task to find a normal child in the Yun family.

Because Yun Chu, the head of the family, is not normal.

He has the unique free and easy nature of his descendants, the barbarity of the desert western region, and finally a little bit of madness that sees through the world. All of this is finally wrapped up by the knowledge and rules that he has learned after hard work, and becomes an extremely hidden pervert.

With such a father, his children are basically not normal. To be honest, his three children are even incompatible with the Tang people in terms of genes.

Although 1,400 years is insignificant for the evolution of human genes, the genetic similarity between humans and pigs is 99%.

Yu Xiurong is not an ordinary person either. Not only did her parents die when she was young, but she also had no ancestors. A little girl had to live alone in a big house full of firewood in Chang'an City, which was full of tigers and wolves, and was ready to burn the big house down at any time.

Intellectual, elegant, calm, you will never see anxiety, anger and other inappropriate emotions on her face.

She can make you feel the warmth of spring breeze with just a few words, and at the same time, she can also make you feel uneasy and have to flee in panic with her small and subtle expressions.

In the Yun family, the children are most afraid of their gentle mother, not their father, the general.

When their father is furious, they have many ways to calm down his anger. At most, they will be beaten and hurt for two days. When their mother is furious, there is no way. What awaits them will be the psychological torture that makes them want to go crazy...

In this family, love is real love, beating is real beating, and torture is real torture. Everything is based on the real perspective.

Therefore, the children of the Yun family and the children of others are basically the kind of people who are extremely calm and wise on the outside, but actually crazy and selfless on the inside.

The war in the southwest drove countless barbarians to kill each other, which actually caused some damage to the hearts of Wen Huan and Di Guangsi, but it had little effect on Yun Jin. After venting the madness in his body, he even became smarter and wiser.

Yun Jin is also such a girl, a frightening person with a clear mind. She knew from a very young age that she had to control her own destiny and what she should do to achieve this goal. So far, she has done very well.

A tiger gives birth to three sons, and one of them must be a tiger. If the first two children are normal, then Yun Luan is definitely the most abnormal one. In terms of intelligence, he is the smartest one in the Yun family. Not to mention that he has the ability to remember everything he has seen, from childhood to adulthood, this child has never made clear his demands. He seems to be easy-going and lazy, but Cui Yao, the Yun family teacher, thinks that he is the most terrifying one among the Yun family children.

Because the first two children have traces in their hearts, but Yun Luan does not.

The homework that Yun Luan spent a lot of effort to make up was highly praised by Yun Chu.

There is nothing to say about this. Yun Luan completed the homework assigned by Yun Chu, and completed it very well. Although the big characters and small regular script obviously have the suspicion of cheating, Yun Chu is very satisfied with this child after thoroughly checking Yun Luan's homework.

The purpose of assigning homework is to make children accept, absorb, and master the knowledge, and Yun Luan obviously did it.

As for having time to be lazy, it was because Yun Chu, as a father, underestimated his son. The homework he assigned was too little, which did not match the child's IQ.

So, Yun Chu found more books for Yun Luan to read. Anyway, his brain is much better at accepting knowledge than a computer, and the stock is almost infinite.

What is knowledge?

It is the experience and wisdom summarized by predecessors. If there is no need for some hard indicators as a stepping stone, the more extensive the knowledge, the better. After it reaches a certain level, it will naturally go deeper.

During the days when Yun Luan was with his father, he read a lot of books.

Yun Chu hoped that his children could find the direction of knowledge they like from the vast sea of ​​knowledge and go all the way. This method worked quickly on Yun Jin and Yun Jin, but it didn't seem to work on Yun Luan.

During this period, Yunchu had conducted countless academic tests on Yunluan, and Yunluan was able to handle them with ease. Yes, it was easy, until Yunchu took out advanced mathematics, Yunluan began to panic. After all, this thing would not be really incompetent. If you want to learn it, you must go through systematic learning. The skill of photographic memory is of little use in front of it. You can recite the questions, but you can't solve the results.

October in Luoyang is still hot and dry. Unlike the hot and humid weather in previous years, Luoyang this year is not only hot, but also dry. The grass and trees on Mangshan began to dry up and die in large areas, and people had no way to deal with it.

In such an environment, wildfires appeared without surprise.

The government had no way to deal with such wildfires. It could only wait for the wildfires to burn out after there was nothing left to burn.

The thick smoke from the fire could be seen clearly even in Luoyang City, and the city was full of fireworks.

Yun Chu was very relaxed, lying on a recliner, fanning himself with a palm leaf fan, and watching his youngest son, who was only wearing a pair of trousers, solve a problem.

"Didn't Father say that man can conquer nature?" Yun Luan, who was solving a problem, looked at the smoke floating over and said to his father thoughtfully.

Yun Chu knew that this was a small counterattack launched by his son who was impatient with the long-term problem solving.

"There is a limit to human power."

"Man can conquer the heavens is what Aye said. When manpower is limited, it is also what Aye said. Which of these two sentences is true?" It was obvious that Yun Luan was waiting for Aye to say this.

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Do we have to use this kind of binary thinking to consider the problem? Either right or wrong? Is it possible that both statements are correct?"

"It's also possible that they are all wrong. I hate the words "Cheruglun" in the book the most. To be honest, it is wrong to say that they are all right. As a result, when children want to look at problems critically, they often have the illusion that there is actually a difference between reading and not reading. Not much, anyway, the end of all knowledge is that there is probably no good conclusion. "

Yun Chu hit his son on the head with a cattail leaf fan and said, "Don't worry, it's not arithmetic, it's not investigation, it's not geometry."

"Is he human?" Yun Luan asked carefully.

Hearing his son ask this, Yun Chu's heart skipped a beat, and he looked at his younger son warily and said, "What do you want to say?"

Yun Luan thought for a moment and said, "Is the distinction between men and women important?"

Yunchu said firmly: "It's very important."

"How important is it?"

Yun Chu didn't use big principles to tell him the importance of the distinction between men and women. He knew that if he gave Yun Luan some big truths at this time, this bastard would definitely have more truths waiting for him.

As a father, he must establish an accurate view of gender for his ten-year-old child, so he took off Yun Luan's few clothes, hugged his bare buttocks and prepared to go for a walk in Luoyang City. lock up.

At the same time, this is also a way to detect the child's view of gender shame.

Fortunately, Yun Luan screamed like a pig being killed. When Yun Guan came over, he covered his front with one hand and his back with one hand, feeling extremely ashamed.

When Yun Guan saw the naked Yun Luan, he felt ashamed and immediately covered his eyes with his hands. Of course, his fingers were splayed so wide that his round eyes were completely exposed.

After putting on shorts for his son, Yun Luan angrily beat his father who made him look embarrassed with his fists, very hard. Unfortunately, his fists were weak and had no lethality when hitting his father's hard body.

After beating his father a few times and howling twice, he ran away with Yun Guo.

This is the best benefit he can get at the moment.

Taiping rushed into the Yun family's house on a white pony, followed by fifty or sixty palace servants and eunuchs. Taiping's little face was red, he came to the atrium without courtesy, and faced the trousers and topless man. Yun Luan shouted: "Let's go horse racing."

Yun Luan said: "If you are so rude, you will easily be beaten to death in the future."

Taiping frowned and said, "Who dares?"

Yun Luan said: "I don't know. Anyway, the fate of those who said this in the history books was not very good. You are Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty, and you will also be included in the history books in the future. So, don't say such things in the future, don't be like Wei Yan of the Shu Han Dynasty." As soon as he said this, his head was chopped off by Ma Dai. "

He still respected the knowledge Taiping, so he nodded and said: "Okay, I won't talk about it anymore, Yun Luan, let's go horse racing."

Yun Luan pulled Yun Guo Guan, who was always tugging at his trousers, out from behind and blocked him in front of him, and said to Taiping: "You are competing with Gui Guan. I am a man and I only compete with men."

Just when Taiping was hesitating, Yun Guanguan whispered: "Who said women can't do what men do? Think of Princess Pingyang."

Although Yun Guan's voice was low, Taiping could hear it clearly. His eyes suddenly lit up and he said to Yun Luan: "Yes, who said women are inferior to men!"

Yun Guan looked back at Yun Luan, a trace of pride flashing in his eyes.

Yun Luan originally wanted to ask Taiping if he dared to be topless like him. After thinking about it, he felt that the consequences would be serious, so he said to Taiping: "My family is full of tall horses, and there is no such pony."

Taiping pinched his lips and whistled, and the palace attendants behind him brought two variegated ponies. Yun Luan immediately jumped on one horse, and Yun Guan also jumped on another pony. The three of them He turned around and left Yunshi.

The pony couldn't run very fast and was very bumpy. Yun Luan's uncovered fat body undulated like waves. She looked at Tai Ping and laughed, and sometimes she even came over to give it a squeeze.

"Your flesh is bound by clothes. If you don't wear clothes, your flesh will tremble. You don't know, it's so comfortable. Oh, you can't do it. You are a woman and you can't enjoy the coolness of our men." ”

Yun Guanguan said to Taiping full of expectations: "The princess just said, who said women are inferior to men."

Taiping sneered and said to Yun Luan and Yun Guan: "If you want to see my body, go ahead and dream about it. Come here!"

Following Taiping's shout, more than a dozen palace eunuchs gathered around him.

Just when Yun Guanghuan rolled his eyes and wanted to run away, Yun Luan looked at Taiping provocatively.

Taiping suddenly showed a cunning look in his eyes, pointing at Gong E in front of him, the eunuch said: "Take off your clothes and run away!"

Yun Luan, who originally wanted to watch the excitement, heard what Taiping said, and immediately wailed: "No, I will be beaten to death by my father."

Taiping laughed and said: "This is what you will get for teasing me. Take off your clothes and run away!"

Seeing those quail-like eunuchs, when Gong'e began to take off her clothes, Yun Luan and Yun Guan urged their ponies to flee.

Seeing the two of them running away, Taiping laughed and said, "Run there, stop for me."

Yun Luan and Yun Gui Guo ran faster, so Tai Ping chased them on horseback, and ran far away in an instant, leaving only a group of palace maids who could not take off their clothes, and the eunuchs who stayed where they were.

When I thought my mother's fracture was the worst thing, she was diagnosed with lung cancer. She has been suffering from inflammation these days and her lips are covered with blisters. Please forgive me for the unstable updates.