Chapter 1200 The Trouble Caused by Round Head

In the past, Yun Chu always felt that he was a man who grew up under the red flag. The education he received since childhood was resistance. Only those who dare to resist all injustices and seek welfare for the public are heroes.

When facing the feudal dynasty, it is inevitable to rebel at the back of the head and look down upon the wolf. In the end, you will either be beheaded by the emperor and kill the nine tribes, or you will not follow the court, pay no praises, go to the palace with swords, sleep in the harem at night, and become useless. Setting up an emperor is like changing a breed of pig...

I thought that the only person with this idea was myself, a rebellious person by nature. Unexpectedly, the words of Pei Xingjian and Xue Rengui also revealed that they also wanted to enter the court without being followed, praise and worship without fame, and go to the palace with swords and shoes. I want to be the father of Prince Li Hongya... the meaning of Taifu.

"So, we must get closer to the prince as soon as possible so that we can deal with the twists and turns in the future."

During Pei Xing's inspection, Xue Rengui did not hide his thoughts at all, and told Yunchu all his thoughts straightforwardly.

"Pei's daughter is the Crown Princess. It's fair for you Pei to board the Crown Prince's ship. However, Old Xue, you are His Majesty's first wife. Isn't it too inappropriate to alienate Your Majesty and get close to the Crown Prince at this time?"

Yun Chu's words were unpleasant, but Pei Xingjian and Xue Rengui were not angry. The purpose of the two of them meeting Yun Chu today was to tell the truth, and the truth never sounded good.

Over the years, although the three of them have not dealt with each other, they all believe in each other's character, and naturally there is less concealment and roundaboutness in their conversations.

"I'm losing ground."

Xue Rengui's answer was concise and to the point.

Pei Xingjian said: "Old Xue was promoted by Your Majesty, and you have more trust in him than others. Your Majesty is ignoring Old Xue now. He obviously came back from a great victory, but he was tricked by some ghosts." People always make things difficult for me, and I will inevitably feel unhappy.”

Hearing what Pei Xingjian said, Yunchu felt that this guy had bad intentions.

Originally, the position of Prince Li Hong was as stable as Mount Tai. Li Zhi had nothing to say about his son. When he was in poor health, he left part of the government affairs to Li Hong, not only to Li Zhi. Hong turns a blind eye to secretly strengthening his own strength.

At this time, if it is really for Li Hong's good, then the status quo should be maintained instead of reaching out to the emperor's old team. This will not do any good to Prince Li Hong.

"What are you worried about?"

Yun Chu frowned and asked Pei for inspection.

"Pei's daughter is the Crown Princess, and the son she gave birth to is also the Crown Prince. At this time, Old Pei Qian wants to bring Old Xue in. Does this mean that the Crown Prince will create a situation where the flowers are blooming and the fire is cooking oil?"

Pei Xingjian said: "I can't see Lao Xue being angry."

Yun Chu looked at Xue Rengui again and said, "Can't you bear it?"

Xue Rengui said: "My heart is empty."

Yun Chu said: "That's right. Maybe His Majesty is testing you. Speaking of which, I'm very surprised. You two are both heroes in the world. Can't you understand this?"

Pei Xingjian picked up the wine jar and took a bold sip and said to Xue Rengui: "You see, they don't care about the two of us at all."

Xue Rengui watched Yun Chu take a sip of wine and said, "As long as he is consistent with His Majesty, that's all."

Yunchu took a sip and said, "What's the reason?"

Xue Rengui looked at Yun Chu's face that looked at him carefully and said, "Some people say that you look down upon the wolf."

Pei Xingjian came behind Yunchu again, stroked the back of his head and said, "Some people say you are born rebellious."

Yun Chu turned around and looked at Pei Xingjian's flat head, which he deliberately took a nap to facilitate his wearing an official hat, and said, "Is it because my head is rounder?"

Xue Rengui took off his hat and revealed his flat head and said: "My head is also relatively flat, so you can't use your birth background to explain the problem of having a bone in the back of your head."

Yun Chu said: "My adoptive mother raised me for the purpose of becoming a hero on the grassland, sleeping with countless women, giving birth to countless children, building a large tribe, and finally becoming a famous king on the grassland.

You didn't want me to wear an official hat in the future, so you didn't sleep with my head like a retarded flat head like yours. Why, is there a problem with this? "

Pei Xingjian laughed and said, "The two of us are here to test you. Who do you think sent our brothers here?"

Yun Chu smiled and raised the wine jar, took a sip of wine and said, "Of course..."

Halfway through the words, the wine jar in Yun Chu's hand exploded and shattered on Pei Xingjian's flat head. Although he was suddenly attacked, Pei Xingjian's fat body retreated quickly driven by his warrior instinct. Yun Chu lost it. He opened the circle of the jar in his hand, lifted the heavy flower stool with his feet and threw it towards Pei Xingqian.

"How dare you fool me, you bitch!"

Pei Xingjian pushed the stool away with a slap and then backed away.

"You look like this, why don't I test you? Even if I don't say a word, it's a matter of national importance to directly accuse you."

Xue Rengui knew that Pei Xingjian could not defeat Yun Chu now, so he stood between the two and said to Yun Chu: "Real gold is not afraid of fire. After this incident, no one will make trouble with your round head."

Pei Xingjian continued: "The three of us are too involved. It seems that the three of us dislike each other, but others think that the three of us are in the same group.

You don't even mention marrying a wife, but you still keep your integrity and don't quarrel with other women. This shows that you are not lewd.

You can turn your hands into clouds and turn your hands into rain to get as much money as the sky, but you can also scatter it completely in an instant. This shows that you are not a money-loving person.

You are obviously a great poet. Most of the famous lines in the Tang Dynasty came from you. But you don't cherish them. You killed people on the battlefield and left corpses everywhere. You are known as a butcher. Others can't even open their mouths to compliment you. This shows that you don't like fame.

You are proficient in wine, sex, money and anger, but you don't miss any of them. After all, a person must have a pursuit. You are not lustful, don't seek money, and don't want fame. Then there is only one thing left, that is, you want to seize power with great ambitions.

If I don't figure out your thoughts as soon as possible, if you jump up and rebel, it will definitely implicate our brothers.

Such a big thing, how can I not figure it out? "

Yun Chu loosened his clenched fists when he heard it, and said to Xue Rengui: "Do you think of me like this too?"

Xue Rengui said with a sharp look in his eyes: "From the day I met you, I felt that you were a traitor, but after so many years, you are more like a loyal minister than me.

Don't say you are doing this just for the sake of the country. I was born a farmer, and I hate those who are dedicated to the country the most. They say they are doing it for the sake of the country, but in fact, as long as they start to do it for the sake of the country, the taxes and corvée on the farmers will increase.

Just like the soldiers hate to fight with the generals who are dedicated to the country, damn, as long as the generals are dedicated to the country, the soldiers will suffer heavy casualties. So, today, the three of us brothers will tell the truth. Even if you say you want to rebel, I will never report you.

At most, we will fight to the death on the battlefield in the future. "

Yun Chu thought about it and finally sat down quietly. A large group of people rushed in and quickly cleaned up the messy room.

Yun Chu took a sip of wine and said to Pei Xingjian: "When I said goodbye to His Majesty the day before yesterday, His Majesty told me that benefiting the world is just a saying and there is no way to do it. ”

Pei Xingjian shook his left hand which was hit by the stool and said: "It is impossible to implement. If everyone in the Tang Dynasty is rich, how can we show our wealth?

Unless the people's wealth is very different from ours, the people will have a relatively better life. ”

Yun Chu nodded and said: "I understand. I heard that the firewood you burn in Pei's family is carved with flowers?"

Pei Xingjian said: "There are too many talents in Pei's family. Some people who want to attract the attention of a certain family carve flowers on firewood all day long, and finally they are promoted by a certain family."

Yun Chu looked at Xue Rengui again and said: "I heard that there are paintings on the eggs you eat?"

Xue Rengui said: "You also know that my wife was born in poverty. When she entertained guests on weekdays, she was often despised by your wife's group of learned women. They all said that when you go to the Xue family for a banquet, you should put on more perfume powder, otherwise you will be stained with earthy smell.

My wife was driven to desperation, and she likes to eat eggs on weekdays, so she came up with a good idea to paint on eggs and use them to entertain guests. What, is there a problem? "

Yun Chu sighed and said, "This is why it is impossible to do something that benefits the world. A country bumpkin like your wife knows how to paint on eggs. In the future, your family may develop to the point where you use silk to wipe your buttocks and use maids as spittoons.

In order to show the difference of your family, you really do everything you can. "

Pei Xingjian said, "Your family's luxury is different from others, but it makes people hate it even more."

Yun Chu spread his hands and said, "The Yun family's house is famous for being small in Chang'an, the Yun family's food is famous for being simple in Chang'an, and the Yun family's servants are famous for being kind in Chang'an, and they have nothing to do with luxury. "

Xue Rengui nodded and said, "I really want to see the forsythia worth a thousand taels of silver in your house, and I also want to see the wall worth a thousand gold coins in your house, see the pharmacy that the old immortal has set up for your family, see the original copy of the sutras by the son of the Yun family, wear the jade ornaments made by the carving craftsmen of the Tang Dynasty royal family, experience your bed that makes people feel like they are in the clouds, and also want to taste your ordinary food that seems simple but is complicated to make. If you are willing, our two families can exchange mansions, you can live in my big house, and I will live in your humble room. "

Pei Xingjian sighed and said, "I would like to see your Yun family's family education, see the exercise room prepared by your Yun family for the women in your family, and see a house where you can go to the toilet in the bedroom without any dirty meaning... Yun Chu, when it comes to luxury, your Yun family is the best in the world, and we are just making fun of ourselves. "

Yun Chu smiled when he heard this, and said to Pei Xingjian and Xue Rengui: "In this case, you two just accused me of not being lustful, not loving money, and not knowing how to enjoy life. Isn't it too much?

Just what you said just now is enough to prove that my Yun family is the family that really wants to live a good life. The reason why you think I am indifferent and only want power is entirely because your vision and experience are too poor. You can't see through the rich life of the Yun family and you are just talking nonsense in your dreams.

To be honest, in my eyes, you two are just two people who are doing nothing. Saying that you are a sparrow and a swan is a compliment to you.

You must know that my heart is in Chang'an. I want to make Chang'an a paradise on earth.

I want to make the grassland people's longing for Chang'an a reality. "