Chapter 262 Give Me Face and Stop Beating Me

"Spirituality!"

"Come out! Fukasaku Sage! Shima Sage!"

boom!

In a puff of smoke, two elderly toads the size of a fist appeared on Jiraiya's shoulders.

Fukasaku Immortal is an old male toad, it leans on its beard and sighs: "Jiraiya, you are looking for us at a wrong time."

Its wife, Immortal Zhima, held a needle and thread in one hand and clothes in the other, with a swollen face.

"Xiao Zilai, the child's father is right, don't you see that we are busy?"

It's enough to have these two wonderful things on the stall.

But facing the upcoming Tsunade, Jiraiya has no confidence in his heart to defeat the immortal Tsunade.

Since you can't beat her physically, you have to beat her mentally!

Therefore, Jiraiya summoned these two great gods.

Jiraiya's mouth twitched fiercely, "It won't waste a lot of time for you two, as long as we use the illusion in the fairy art together."

Only then did Immortal Zhima come back to his senses from weaving, "Oh, Ziraiya, who forced you to use that trick?"

As a result, when she saw Tsunade rushing in front of her, her face couldn't help but change.

"Hey, isn't this Tsunade-kun?"

"I still remember Ziraiya, you said before that you once peeked at her taking a bath."

"Why, is this the Dongchuan incident?"

Hearing this, Tsunade's face darkened, and he roared, "Jiraiya, you bastard!"

Seeing this, Zilai also cursed inwardly, it's true that which pot is not mentioned, which pot is not mentioned, isn't this a pit for him to death!

Facing these two wonderful gods, Zilai had no choice but to put on a smile and said, "It depends on you two whether you live or die today."

Immortal Fukasaku Fusu sighed: "Okay then, wife, let's hurry to work, I haven't finished my cup of tea yet, I have to hurry back."

Immortal Zhima rolled his eyes, "The child's father, I will listen to you this time."

With that said, the two beasts and one human are ready to use joint ninjutsu.

That's right, what they want to use is the Immortal Magic Toad Spirit Binding Prison!

This illusion, even Nagato almost fell!

Such a powerful illusion, for Tsunade, is simply killing a chicken with a sledgehammer!

But at this moment, a voice came.

"Jiraiya, Tsunade, give me a face, don't hit me."

He didn't even need to turn his head to know that it was the voice of Boss Yang Ming.

It's strange to say that if he didn't know Yang Ming before, he really wouldn't listen to him.

But in Zilai, I have often seen the magic of Yang Ming, especially the experience that Yang Ming turned him into a goat just because he wrote Yang Ming and Dashewan together in the novel, which has already made him fear deeply. It will be imprinted in Jiraiya's soul!

Just give up?

A trace of struggle and unwillingness flashed across Jiraiya's face.

But in the end, Zilai sighed softly, put down his hands, and obediently listened to Yang Ming's words.

But just because he is obedient, it doesn’t mean that Tsunade will too!

The corner of Tsunade's mouth curled up in a sarcastic arc.

"Jiraiya, I'm not talking about you, why are you living more and more now?"

Saying that, Tsunade had already come to Jiraiya, mercilessly punched out!

At the same moment, a handful of Kunai flew over and stuck at Jiraiya's feet.

Fly Thor!

As if teleporting, Zabuzhan came to Jiraiya's side and pressed him on his shoulder.

Then, under Tsunade's horrified eyes, Zabuza disappeared with Jiraiya!

call!

Tsunade couldn't hold back enough and hit the air, but a trace of resentment flashed across his face.

It's just a little bit closer!

Really maddening!

Jiraiya's eyes flashed, and the scene suddenly changed.

When he reappeared, he saw Yang Ming standing in front of him with a calm face.

Jiraiya showed a wry smile, "Boss, what are you trying to do?"

"I almost grabbed Tsunade."

Yang Ming pointed to the toads on his shoulders, and said in a calm tone that would piss people off, "You want to use illusion with them, right?"

"I hate their singing."

Immortal Magic Toad Spiritual Binding Prison is a toad music jointly played by Fukasaku and Shima Immortal.

Not to mention this kind of song, in this narrow toad stomach wall, it will also cause accidental injury to Yang Ming and his party.

Yang Ming couldn't stand the wonderful Divine Comedy sung by these two great gods at first!

Ji Lai also twitched his mouth. He had imagined many possibilities, but he never thought that Yang Ming just didn't like the singing of the two toads.

It's so depressing to vomit blood!

There is wood!

On the other hand, the expressions of the two toads had already changed drastically at this time, and they were gloomy for a while.

Immortal Zhima even tore the woven clothes into pieces in a fit of anger!

"Boy, you are crazy!"

"Do you know who we are?"

Yang Ming's expression remained calm, as if he hadn't been frightened by their anger.

Pointing to his nose, he asked back, "Do you know who I am?"

"You!" Immortal Zhima was choked!

She had never seen such a brazen man!

call!

take a deep breath!

In order to let Yang Ming, a frog in the bottom of the well, see the world and feel the greatness of the Toad Immortal of Miaomu Mountain, Immortal Zhima held his head high and said, "We are the immortals of Mt. Miaomu. Presumably with your knowledge, you can't even imagine how powerful we are."

Yang Ming smiled.

He didn't expect that at such an age, Immortal Zhima still had the temper of a child.

He pointed to his nose, imitating the tone of the other person.

"I'm Yang Ming from Muye Village. With your knowledge, you can't even imagine how miraculous the dishes I cook are."

puff!

Aside, the giant panda couldn't help but burst out laughing.

I have never seen such a brazen person!

"you!"

Immortal Zhima pointed at Yang Ming's finger, trembling!

"Yang Ming?"

"Yang Ming's shop!"

At this time, Immortal Fuzuo murmured in a low voice, and suddenly a bright light burst out from his eyes.

He looked at Yang Ming, as if he was looking at something new, his eyes were full of curiosity.

"Honey, don't be angry."

"He's Yang Ming!"

Immortal Shima was still angry at first, but being reminded by Immortal Fukasaku, it was as if a basin of cold water had been poured on him, and he woke up.

"What!"

"Is he the Yang Ming in the prophecy of the Great Toad Immortal?"

Let alone Yang Ming and his party, even Zi Lai, who was familiar with the two toads, was at a loss as to what they were talking about.

But Immortal Shenzuo and Immortal Zhima put everything aside and stared at Yang Mingmeng curiously, as if his face had blossomed, making Yang Ming feel embarrassed.

At this time, Tsunade finally found them!

At the same time, the system jumped out.

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission: correct Tsunade's attitude."

"Mission description: Since Tsunade is unwilling to give face to the host, it's time to show his muscles!"

"Task Reward: How to make Ribs."