Chapter 300 Masturbation with Tsunade

"Airplane?" Tsunade looked at Yang Ming in confusion, "What is this thing, do you want you to teach me how to fight it?"

Tsunade asked herself, her strange power is already able to break through ten thousand spells with one force, and it is not worth any ninjutsu at all.

In this ninja world, what else can I teach her?

If the words hadn't come from Yang Ming's mouth, Tsunade would have made a sarcasm long ago.

However, this is the first time Tsunade has heard of the word airplane, and he is a little curious in his heart. Could it be some unknown technology?

It sounds very powerful, is it an enemy?

With curiosity and doubts, Tsunade Meimou stared at Yang Ming, trying to find the answer from his face.

"Cough cough cough!" Yang Ming twitched the corner of his mouth, pretending to be stupid, and said, "Ah, what did I just say?"

Tsunade moved her beautiful face closer, Yang Ming could even see her face clearly, a gust of hot breath rushed towards Yang Ming's face, and it felt a little itchy.

If this scene is seen by Jiraiya, it will definitely inspire him. The title of the book is Devil Hokage's Beloved Man, which tells a story about a strong attack on Hokage and a relationship with the weak shopkeeper, with twists and turns and bizarre stories.

Tsunade stared at Yang Ming seriously, and could clearly see her willow eyebrows flickering.

"You just said that you want to teach me how to jerk off."

Tsunade exhaled like orchids, and Yang Ming was so intoxicated by the pleasant fragrance that he felt reluctant to leave.

As for Tsunade, it is a different feeling.

Tsunade didn't know why, but when she saw Yang Ming's denial, she felt a little bit disappointed.

Perhaps, it was because Tsunade lost the chance to stay with Yang Ming!

"Then what..." Yang Ming's scalp became numb from Tsunade's stare, his throat moved up and down, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Really, Tsunade is so attractive, and he is so close to him, any man would be willing to be Liu Xiahui!

Fortunately, after going through so many things, Yang Ming has already practiced the calmness that will not fall before the collapse of Mount Tai.

"Making a plane is a very rigorous and highly technical thing, and it is difficult for ordinary people to do it!"

Yang Ming looked at Tsunade seriously, talking nonsense in a serious manner.

As for Tsunade, believe it or not?

Anyway, Yang Ming said, I believe it!

Tsunade felt an unyielding energy in her heart, since she was a child, she has never surrendered.

Hearing what Yang Ming said now, it seems that masturbation is a very difficult thing, and Tsunade's heart is on fire!

"Yang Ming, just tell me, there is nothing I can't do!" Tsunade said confidently.

Tsunade doesn't believe in this evil!

She is the granddaughter of the first generation of Hokage, and as the fifth generation of Hokage, she can't even hit a mere plane!

Doesn't this mean that she is very incompetent?

If Yang Ming knew what Tsunade was thinking, he might burst out laughing!

That's right, only you, Tsunade, can't do it!

No matter in the past, present, or future, in the history of Hokage, only you, Tsunade, can't fly the plane!

The corner of Yang Ming's mouth twitched, pretending to be serious.

"The plane is a very powerful enemy, even so strong that you can't even imagine it, you can't fight it!"

boom!

Tsunade was so angry that he slapped the table and put on the appearance of a big sister.

"Yang Ming, after all, you still don't believe that I have this ability!"

No, you didn't have one!

The corner of Yang Ming's mouth twitched, and he complained silently in his heart.

Now, he already regretted a little, why he could keep calm when he saw other women in the original book, but when he saw Tsunade, he couldn't help but want to tease her.

It's like digging a hole in yourself!

Yang Ming braced himself and said, "Because you lack a golden cudgel!"

"That's right, it's the Golden Cudgel!"

Yang Ming said with certainty that he was almost moved by his wit!

There is no golden cudgel, see if you are afraid!

Who knows, things are completely beyond Yang Ming's expectations!

Tsunade's eyes lit up, and he said confidently, "You mean, a magical weapon like the Kusanagi Sword?"

Tsunade clenched his fist and slapped his chest confidently, causing a surge of waves, which stunned the surrounding people, and even lacked concentration, leaving two lines of nosebleeds.

"Don't worry, I will definitely find the golden cudgel."

"Then..." A blush appeared on Tsunade's face, and he whispered softly, "Go jerk off with you!"

puff!

Yang Ming sprayed out the tea he just drank into his mouth, and sprayed it on the pair of murder weapons on Tsunade's chest, making them look shiny and shiny, which is eye-catching!

It's over!

Did I say something wrong!

How could you possibly find a golden hoop or something!

Hey, wait!

Fuck!

There is a golden cudgel in the Naruto world!

At this time, Yang Ming suddenly remembered in horror, it seems that the psychic beast of the third generation will turn into a golden cudgel!

If Tsunade borrows this psychic beast, what will Yang Ming do!

At that time, how should this lie be corrected?

When Yang Ming thought about it, the ape demon turned into a golden cudgel and was swung by Tsunade with great force.

That picture is so beautiful, Yang Ming really dare not think about it!

Tsunade took out a handkerchief, gently wiped the tea from Yang Ming's mouth, and said coquettishly, "Look at you, don't be so excited!"

"I have a clue now, I will find the golden hoop soon, and then I will jerk off with you!"

Yang Ming's heart was full of internal emotions, he would not have teased Tsunade if he had known.

The baby is suffering, the baby can't tell!

Yang Ming really wants to tell Tsunade that the situation is not what you think!

You must not go to the ape demon!

It's a pity that Tsunade's current state is already caught in the imagination, and he can't listen to it at all!

At this time, the system actually jumped out to add insult to injury!

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden task: fill the hole you dug yourself."

"Mission description: A young man will be wasted if he is not flirtatious, and he will not die if he does not commit suicide. Since the host rarely commits suicide, he has to find a way to lie, otherwise it will arouse Tsunade's great resentment and cause unnecessary trouble for the small shop. "

"Mission Reward: Shop Renovation LV5."

Seeing the quest description and the quest rewards, Yang Ming suddenly felt a pain in the ass.

Without him, the system has always been that the higher the difficulty of the task, the richer the reward.

In the past, the reward of small shop decoration was often a difficult task to complete in terms of matching.

Now it seems that if Yang Ming wants to realize this lie, it may not be that simple!

"The system is right, people won't die if they don't fight."

"I will never play dead again!"

Yang Ming's heart was full of internal emotions, and he didn't know what to say.

At this moment, there was a commotion among the customers in the shop.

"My God, this girl is so beautiful!"

"That's right, that's right, look at her flowing white hair, it's amazing, it's so charming!"