Naruto: Big Foodie

Chapter 210 Danzo Pees in Public

In Danzo's gloomy eyes, there was a glint of complacency.

At this moment, Danzo is very confident, under the eyes of Uchiha Shisui, no one can resist his illusion!

He looked at Yang Ming, grinning at the corner of his mouth, revealing a cruel smile.

The eyes from Zhishui emitted a strange light.

Don't be a god, start!

However.

Facing Danzang's hidden killer blow, Yang Ming remained calm.

No one else, just because he successfully completed a system task when Danzang sent people to make trouble before.

"Hidden mission: get rid of the villains."

"Mission description: As the owner of a small shop, you will occasionally encounter people who come to make trouble. If it goes on for a long time, it will definitely affect the operation of the small shop, so drive them away!"

"Mission Reward: D-Class Prop Bounce Ninjutsu Card (1/1)"

This card takes effect automatically, no need for Yang Ming to activate it.

Of course, the effect of this card is very flexible. If it encounters a fireball or something like that, it will be wasted in vain.

It can only be said that Danzo is really lucky!

In an instant, the other gods bounced back in an instant!

Afterwards, Yang Ming roared angrily: "Danzang, you are an old dog!"

hum!

As soon as these words came out, it formed a terrible psychological suggestion, which rushed straight into Danzo's mind.

However, Danzo still didn't notice it, he thought he had succeeded, and felt that this was just Yang Ming's last cry!

Danzang blushed with excitement, "Yang Ming, hurry up and hand over your secret food recipe!"

Yang Ming rolled his eyes, "Are you stupid, why should I give it to you?"

Hey, this script is wrong!

Danzo was stunned!

Before Danzang could react, Yang Ming ran away quickly and fled immediately.

At this time, Uchiha Itachi killed a carbine, and with shocking anger, he swept over!

Danzo didn't have time to think about why the other gods, who were unsuccessful after all trials, would fail. At this time, they could only run desperately, all the way towards the village.

boom! boom! boom!

Along the way, the hundred-foot-tall Susanoo, like an invincible god of war who came out of a myth, overcame thorns and thorns all the way, shaking up smoke and dust flying all over the sky, and razed a large forest to the ground!

Outside the fence of Konoha Village.

A figure covered in scars suddenly jumped out of the forest, his face still frozen in horror.

On his arm, five closed eyes, looking at people seeping!

The person who came was Danzo!

When approaching Konoha Village, Uchiha Itachi had to stop even though he was angry.

After all, he is not like Kisame, who has a huge chakra and can use Susano without any scruples.

Once besieged by Konoha's masters, they can only be consumed by the wheel battle.

The gatekeeper was shocked when he saw this, "Master Danzo!"

Danzo ignored their exclamation, and quickly entered the village without stopping.

call!

When he returned to the village, Danzo finally breathed a sigh of relief.

When faced with the god-like Susanoo, Danzo was shocked to find that he was really old and couldn't keep up with the development of the times.

Obviously he became a Kage-level powerhouse first, but lost to Uchiha Itachi, who was dozens of years younger than him.

I'm really not reconciled!

He dragged his tired body and strolled down the street, feeling emotional in his heart.

At this time.

He saw a dog walking under a big tree, with one leg propped up and the other lifted.

It's actually peeing!

grunt!

With a movement of Danzo's throat, the effect of Bietianshen's being rebounded began to work.

In Danzo's subconscious mind, he is not alone now, but an old dog!

Seeing this, Danzo only felt that his bladder was suffocated for a while, and he started to follow suit.

Danzo also came under the big tree without taking off his trousers, with one leg propped up and the other raised high.

Then, pee!

This picture is so beautiful!

It's so hot!

It is worth mentioning that it was evening at this time, and this place was a park, and many villagers were here for leisure and entertainment.

Why do you say so much?

because.

This scene of Danzo is too eye-catching, and the villagers are watching strongly!

A little girl covered her face with her hands, loosened her fingers covering her eyes slightly, and peeked through the gap, but she said, "Mom, what is this weird sorghum doing, so embarrassing!"

The girl's mother looked embarrassed, "Uh, maybe this sorghum is doing performance art?"

"Mom, you lied to me!" The little girl puffed up her face, pointing at Danzo with one finger, "Look, mom, this weird sorghum is gnawing on a bone!"

"This can't be performance art again, can it?"

really.

At this time, Danzo actually snatched the bone dug out by the dog just now, and was gnawing on it with relish.

If there was a tail behind him, it must be wagging from side to side at this moment.

Huh!

Huh!

The onlookers showed contemptuous expressions one after another, feeling so hot!

Even the Inuzuka clan in the village, who have always loved dogs, have not fallen to this kind of virtue!

There were bursts of noisy voices in his ears, and Danzo felt a series of strange eyes, like the tip of a knife, piercing straight into his heart, which made him feel very hurt.

But.

What he is sad at the moment is not that he is gnawing on the bone, but that he is sad. Why don't these people cherish this bone?

look!

Although this bone had just been dug out from the soil, it was still very hard. The pale yellow soil could not cover up the pale beauty underneath, and it also had a bit of green grass scent.

What's more interesting is that there are a few black ants on it, crawling up and down, just to give him an extra meal.

When swallowed into the mouth to bite, the bones and teeth touch, resulting in a lingering long battle, which makes Danzo feel very cool!

It really makes the dog hang down three feet!

At this time, a member of the Inuzuka clan, accompanied by a husky-like dog, passed by here.

When he saw that Danzo was gnawing his bones intoxicated, a shocked expression appeared on his face.

Then, he was full of admiration, and said with emotion in his tone: "I used to think that Danzo-sama is cruel, and he should be a cruel person."

"So I was wrong, big mistake!"

"Master Danzo loves dogs like his life, and even imitates the life and rest of dogs. My generation is far inferior!"

This Inuzuka clansman was very touched, no wonder their clan has always regarded themselves as dogs' companions, and they have never made any progress in the combined ninjutsu that can be practiced.

It turns out that there is no way to find it!

After returning, the Inuzuka clansman planned to persuade the patriarch to let the whole clan emulate Danzo-sama. If you want to learn ninjutsu well, you must start by being a dog!

It doesn't matter whether it's urinating in public or gnawing bones.

Even if it is to carry out breeding with dogs, it is not impossible to give it a try!

The Inuzuka clansman was full of fantasies, stood where he was, and saluted Danzo from afar.

This is a respectable pioneer!

Danzo-sama has opened a brand new door for us, and his name will surely remain in history!

We thank you!

I'm tired of writing combat articles, try to turn it into a funny routine first, if the subscription drops, I will immediately change back to combat

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