Chapter 17

If I had known this guy couldn't even pull over, I'd have pissed in heaven on it!

After a terrible crash, I was scared to pee! This time I didn't even have to look for a toilet, I could only wring out my ripped pants on the side of the road.

Fortunately, I had the foresight to dismantle all the bombs, otherwise I would have to argue with God right now.

My super power should be called super useless, I can't even change a pair of pants, bad review 999.

Now that I can't go to the village or back to the store, where can I go to grab a pair of pants?

I wanted to yell, but I lost the dirty word list, and I was sad for a while, and the joy of life seemed to be halved.

The boy was unlucky and died. Before he died, I genetically modified him, but he still couldn’t save his life. The time was too short. Genetic modification is not so magical. It needs a gradual process. He couldn’t make it through, poor Boy, blame me, the super power is too weak.

I found a piece of debris and dug a grave for him, which I can still do. I folded a cross with a steel plate, and pressed his name on it with my fingers: Bell Leslie, both in Chinese and English.

In order to show grandeur and respect, I even danced for him around his cemetery for a while. I don’t know how to pray, so I just groaned and danced around. Coming to this world has a positive end.

Poor kid, this account must be kept on SHIELD's head. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have to go out. If I didn't go out, I wouldn't have to take a plane. If I didn't take a plane, I wouldn't find you. It will not be buried here...

The crash really hurts, my fifth-level genetically modified body is still numb in the lower body.

Let me rest for a while and take a breather.

After this happened, I expected to be on the table of the military and the gangsters in this way, so I had to change my image.

What will it look like instead?

There are too many choices, which makes people confused, so feel free to leave it to the brain to make up for it, it is very assertive.

I really want Superman's body, maybe I won't have to shit and pee in the future.

Where the hell is that Clark working as a reporter?

After thinking about it for three hours, the pants were all dry, and I still couldn't remember it.

The sun didn't take away the smell of urine, it doesn't love me, forget it, big things matter, I'm a person who handles big things, so don't worry about these details for now.

Did you fly this way just now? After several somersaults, I couldn't tell the direction. What time is the sun in the sky?

Fuck, I haven't learned how to divide directions.

Forget it, the nose of the plane is now facing this direction, let's go this way along the road, and ask when you see someone.

There's a piece of glass on the floor, I'll have to see what it's been replaced with.

! !

Cthulhu: Zhang! study! friend! There should be background music here: "Small Knives" Overture.

This is a great singer who has sung countless love songs in his life and is the favorite of scumbags like me.

This luxury plane doesn’t have a rearview mirror, which makes me feel bad. I can’t find a mirror, so I can’t take a close look at the God of Songs. The bad review is 999

I sang his famous song "Sing a Folk Song for the Party", but it didn't sound like it! How ugly!

But this appearance deserves 100 points. Forty-year-old Jacky Cheung has the pinnacle of appearance in life, so Tom Cruise is so weak.

The change of appearance and body is also a gradual process. It is estimated that it will take three days to complete it completely. Maybe the voice has not improved yet, try again in three days.

But will this be infringing? Hong Kong in this world does not know if there is someone like Jacky Cheung. If there is, it will be a lot of fun. Will he sue me for infringing the right of portrait?

But it doesn't matter, when he sues, I will change to Andy Lau, who is also a charming little fairy.

Saw a wild dog, too small to ride, bad review.

My sugar packet was lost when the plane exploded just now. It’s not good. From now on, use your brain less, shut down all non-essential processes and threads, minimize power consumption, and save yourself.

Eating raw dog meat is not a good idea, dogs are so cute.

How long is this road? The plain stretches as far as the eye can see, and even a single smoke cannot be seen.

Very hungry and thirsty.

The dog ran so fast that it couldn't sense it.

There may be dogs ahead.

I have to find something to eat to satisfy my hunger, LV5 is consumed too quickly, what a miserable world, everyone, come and see, people with super powers are hungry.

I just love Clark's body, he can absorb sunlight without eating.

I can still fly.

I don't know if my dog ​​legs can find him.

My research direction is right. The subjective initiative of the dog legs this time is very strong, which is much stronger than before. They are little good.

You have to throw some meat to feed the dog, the essence is still the same.

There are some weeds on the side of the road. I wonder if it smells good?

Forget it, I'm not that hungry yet, so bear with it.

I feel like I walk like a zombie now, does Jacky Cheung usually walk like this?

It doesn’t look like a human being at all. Isn’t it good to choose an ordinary person? When you choose a star, it’s easy to see that those crazy fans can even distinguish 10086 types of idol farts.

I hope there are no evil gods in this world.

Are there any plants around here that secrete hallucinogenic toxins? Why do I think the weeds on the side of the road are a bit enchanting.

Try it, maybe you can eat it.

No, this is not a question of whether you can eat it, but a question of whether it tastes good or not. Lv5 is more powerful than that. As long as it is high-energy food, it can be delicious and delicious. Look at those big muscle bullies in the town, the compressed ones they eat The biscuit is called that incense, which I have tampered with. The actual taste of the compressed biscuit is really not good.

I haven't touched my own, so things are still original.

Pulled one, damn it, it still has thorns, there are no large herbivores in this desert, why do you have thorns? How can I talk about this?

try it.

lv5 may be able to handle it.

Am I a cow? It was able to bite, but the thorn couldn't pierce me.

It's just that the taste is too bad, bad reviews, no wonder you grew up in this place and no one cares!

"buzzing"

Where did the wild bees come from?

wild bee!

Dear little bee, where is your home?

The three-dimensional structure plus the path of scent landmark positioning makes me ashamed, so advanced?

I don't know what you do!

You take me there!

You fly slower, it’s fine if you have six legs, and you have wings, how do you let me keep up?

After finally arriving at the destination, I found out that it was just a small thumb nest. This is a wild bee that does not live in groups. It doesn’t have much leftover food. Poor little guy, forget it, I won’t steal it from you , you take me back to where I was just now.

what? Where did you meet me just now!

What don't you know? Do you want to be a bandit and lure me here to ask for a ransom? Or do you want to tear up the ticket? I'm not easy to mess with!

What might be this direction? You know if you get it wrong, I'll be on the other side of the world! you sure? really sure? Well, I can only trust you now, and I will give you a piece of advice, strength is stronger in numbers, and so are bees. Goodbye! You little liar!