Beautiful Natural Disasters

Chapter 16 I, God, Help Me Pay for the Car

At the airport, the car stopped and watched the old man get out of the car, feeling unspeakable reluctance in his heart, as if a relative was about to say goodbye.

"Bruce, thank you, you are a kind boy, you should be rewarded, wait a moment, I will call my personal to give you the reward."

The old man raised his eyes, and after a while, a supercar stopped beside him, and a handsome young man got out of the car, with flying hair but dark circles under his eyes, he looked like an inhumane guy.

"Michael, give me the money."

"OK, check or cash?"

"cash."

Without further ado, the glittering local tyrant ran back to his car, and when he came back, he held a bundle of green banknotes in his hands, "Here, there are only so many left in the car, and I lost them all last night."

"Abu, I wish you a smooth journey back home, goodbye!"

Bruce watched the whole process stupidly, until the two of them walked away and the local tycoon's car disappeared, then he stared blankly at the pile of hundred-yuan bills in his arms.

"Chi Chi Chi!"

There was a puff of smoke from the tires on the ground, and the second-hand pickup truck rushed out. Although there were not many people in the small airport, the green light was unstoppable. If he wanted to live, he had to get out of here quickly!

"Really! I am willing to send you, no money! Why give me so much money! Why!?"

On the way home, he saw no one in front of him, so he finally stopped.

He picked up the piles of banknotes that fell on the floor of the car just now. The pile of green things was really eye-catching. He quickly pulled out the sundries in the glove box in the car, stuffed the money inside and closed it.

Hundreds of thousands...

Hundreds of thousands!

"Fuck!"

The money was enough for him to move, but, between moving and forbearance can make life better for the three little guys, he finally chose the latter.

"Sound-proof cotton for a few hundred yuan can solve my problem, daddy...thank you!"

The car restarted, and the monotonous scenery along the way seemed to become vivid.

When he returned to town, the first thing he did was to buy a cross and hang it on his body.

***

Dog Marvel, are there so few planes flying to Washington?

If I didn't want to attract attention, believe it or not, I chartered a flight?

I don't understand the old man who buried me once.

Three hours to wait!

Fuck, I would have known who would stay there for a few more hours before coming out.

who...

who?

"Shhhhh!"

That flight attendant is really pretty, with a beautiful face, where did she fly from? Do I want to follow?

Roll my eyes? hey~~

Come on, give Dad a brighter smile!

Fuck! Mouth full of dentures! Bad review!

"Young man, your glasses are so cool, where did you buy them?"

"Don't pretend to be cool and don't answer me. I have a candy to change your glasses with you. It's delicious. Do you want it?"

"good."

"Eat it and see if it's sweet or not. Don't say I lied to you."

"Well, it's delicious, I like it very much, you didn't lie to me."

"Believe me, looking at the hair on the top of your head, you can tell that you are a person who is good at thinking. Eating more sugar at ordinary times will have a great effect on your hair. I also think a lot, which consumes a lot of brain power, so I must carry it with me. Lots of candy. Don't look at my head, I don't have hair because I don't want to wash it."

"good."

"Do you know how to get to Washington faster?"

"I can only take a plane, there is no other way."

"But this plane will take a long time to fly."

"If you have money, charter a flight, it will be faster."

"No money."

"There are military planes at this airport, maybe you can get a ride or something, but it's okay, it's very difficult."

"Wow, young man, it's not for nothing that your brain is shining brightly. It's really not a cover, it's terrible!"

"hey-hey."

"Where can I find such a relationship? Where can I get in?"

"For example, if you are a senior figure or relative of a certain military, then you can go to the military entrance next door to find connections and board a plane."

"Thank you very much. I have something urgent to go to WDC. I'll go first. Thank you, boy, and I'll give you another candy."

You see, I don't need to modify people's brains, I can get the news I want, just improve the friendliness a little bit.

"Stop! Military area, no entry!"

Two soldiers stopped me, so unfriendly?

"Sorry, no! Get out of here!"

They actually pulled the gun?

Fuck!

hurry up!

"Hello, sir!"

Gou Manwei, it's just a chance, and it will force me to make a big move.

Now that the big moves have been released, I have to design everything more reasonably.

After browsing through their minds, they found that the name of the gang organization of SHIELD is actually very useful?

Evil underworld forces have encroached on the military. Could it be that country M is a gangster country?

Maybe the Hydra people are not bad, really, their ideals were distorted by the allied forces, and later added to the desires of careerists, causing everyone to shout and beat them.

Well, this is a top-secret flight of S.H.I.E.L.D. I, an important person code-named Daddy, is going to WDC by plane. Don’t ask if you don’t understand, don’t think about it if you don’t understand, all the videos will be deleted, and that’s it.

This process is really boring, not as much fun as I just came from Laowang Town.

These soldiers are not cute at all, I really want you to run around.

statue of liberty.

Um?

Why do you naturally think of the Statue of Liberty when you think of Benben?

Something interesting must have happened that I forgot.

The plane is fueled up and ready to go.

My tag is still there, um, I am from Taoyuan Town, I am still very clear about this.

Really don't want to hang this sign, it makes me look like a senile retard.

Hey, there are many missiles on this plane, why use them?

Damn, the plane I took was carrying missiles? How unsafe!

Call someone to unload them all for me!

Is it that hard to dismantle a bomb?

I have been busy for more than half an hour, did I take off the civil aviation just now?

But finally it was completely dismantled. The farther away the firecracker is, the better. I don’t understand what’s going on with human beings. I like to get myself to sit on the firecracker. , Think about it tight.

Let's take off, I'm in a hurry.

To say that this plane for two people is really good, with a spacious and bright view, no wonder rich people like to buy one with fewer seats. This plane must be reserved for rich people. It's a bit uncomfortable to wear a helmet and a mask, bad review.

This pilot guy is still good, knowing that I am an old man, the takeoff is very smooth, I am very satisfied, and the praise is 666.

The white clouds are just outside the glass, and the water stains fly back against the glass, pulling out thin lines, which also looks poetic and picturesque.

I wanted to chant a poem, but after more than ten minutes, the plane had entered the stratosphere, and I couldn't get out yet.

On the contrary, there is a little urge to urinate! Old people poop a lot, alas...

That's all, the article is natural, and the cheap hands can't catch it, so I will read it when I go back, and solve the problem first.

"Young man, can you pull over and stop for a while, I'm like a toilet."

Some people like to read such crazy writing? Also broke my collection limit for all eunuch books: 40.

This book was written again at the instigation of one of my zombie fans: Hanren (nickname, from Wanwan).

Thanks again to him.

He said he couldn't read the book.

Therefore, I originally planned to put all the protagonist's natural disaster notes into one volume. Only those who followed the book from the beginning to the end in order of update time can see that the plan of the story line fell through.

For the Han people!

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