Chapter 279 Don’t Blame the Poor Monk 【Subscription】
Fang Zheng smiled.
Hong Haier curled her lips disapprovingly and said, "It's ridiculous. I've seen Arhats eat meat before, but I didn't see anything wrong with it. It's Hinayana Buddhism that cares about it so much. You can't eat meat in Buddhism. , can’t drink alcohol, can’t eat meat, can’t get married, can’t have children, can’t have hair...that’s right, I’ve heard people say that there are three kinds of unfilial piety, and the biggest thing is to have no offspring! Body, hair and skin are born on parents, and you are If you break it like this, you are unfilial! Um... and, and... I can't remember, anyway, it is wrong for you to do this. I suggest that from today onwards, we will be Hinayana Buddhism, drink and eat meat, and be free and unrestrained comfortable!"
When the lone wolf and the monkey heard this, their hearts jumped, why don't they raise their paws to cooperate?
The squirrel itself does not eat meat, and stood firmly on Fangzheng's side, laying there with four paws raised, and shouted with its tail: "Anyway, I will go with Master!"
Fang Zhengze looked at Hong Boy with a smile and said, "Jingxin, do you know why Buddhists don't eat meat, don't get married, don't raise children, and don't want hair?"
Hong Boy snorted and said, "Play something different, attract attention, and enslave other people's minds!"
Fangzheng shook his head and said, "Who doesn't know that meat is delicious? Who doesn't know that women are beautiful? Who doesn't know the importance of inheriting the family line? Who doesn't know that having hair will make you more beautiful? But monks just don't want these things, they just tell the world, Things that are very important to the world can be let go, and you can be happy and at ease after letting go. If you can be happy and at ease in this way, what can the world not let go? Laugh at life, and life can laugh at you, full of complaints, What's the use?"
Hong Haier was dumb for a moment, but still insisted on shouting: "Then... isn't that self-deception? Unhappy is unhappy, it's all bad luck, but you still want to be happy, cut..."
"Good luck never falls on the self-defeating trash, but it often falls on the unlucky one who has been working hard. Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, do you understand?" Fang Zheng asked back.
Red Boy narrowed his eyes thoughtfully, thinking in his heart: "It seems to make sense, according to what he said, I have to be ready to shoot him to death at all times, otherwise I may not be able to complete the task if I just wait for the opportunity gone."
Seeing the red boy nodding there, Fangzheng thought that the boy had finally been persuaded by him, and he was quite proud in his heart. The scriptures and books read for so long were not in vain! However, if he knew what Hong Haier was thinking, he would regret it later, right?
Hong Haier fell into the thought of assassination, and naturally began to eat this meal.
After eating and drinking enough, Fangzheng was going to check his own crystal rice, but the phone rang again!
Fangzheng picked it up and saw that it was still the unfamiliar number. Fangzheng frowned and picked it up. Before he could speak, he heard a child's voice from the opposite side: "Dad, is that you?"
Fangzheng said bitterly: "Amitabha, child, you have dialed the wrong number. The poor monk is not your father."
After finishing speaking, Fangzheng hung up the phone again, shook his head slightly, opened the back door, and walked out when the phone rang again.
"Amitabha, child, the poor monk is not your father." Fangzheng picked it up and said without thinking.
result……
"Uh...Master, your dating skills are better than mine." A strange but familiar female voice rang through the phone.
Fangzheng was stunned, it wasn't that child! Quickly check the caller ID, sure enough, it is another strange number, and it is still a landline! But why does this number look so familiar? Can't think so much anymore, Fangzheng blushed, and hurriedly replied: "Amitabha, I'm sorry, benefactor, a little benefactor always called me just now... Well, what's the matter with benefactor?" Fangzheng didn't know what to do. After explaining, opening your mouth to take advantage of others seems a bit too dark.
There was a burst of laughter from the opposite side, and then the woman said in a sweet voice: "Since the master will never forgive me, then give me a chance and listen to me tell the master something."
Fangzheng thought, if there is nothing left and right, then just listen.
Hearing that Fangzheng agreed, the woman was obviously very happy. She breathed a long sigh of relief, clenched her fists, suppressed the excitement in her heart, and said in her heart, "It's finally done! Let's see what this rich monk has to say this time!"
So the woman said: "Master, it's like this, you go out every day for alms for alms and consecration, are you tired?"
Fangzheng was stunned, alms, consecration? He has never tried consecration, and the begging is only at the foot of the mountain, so it's not tiring, so he said: "It's okay."
"That's it, but I can make it easier for you to ask for alms. Let me introduce myself. I am a Porsche store in Heishan City, your car consultant, Xiaorong. Last time we talked on the phone, the master seemed not interested in our promotion , I feel that the price reduction of 50,000 is an insult to you. Therefore, this time, Xiaorong recommends to you a luxury car beauty that is absolutely in line with your worth, the Porsche Angel. This is the latest model this year, and there are only 50 The market price is 13 million! If you order today, we will deliver it to your door, no matter where you are." Xiao Rong said.
Fangzheng was dumbfounded when he heard this, and then suddenly remembered that last year, this woman did sell him a car, and he rejected it on the grounds that it was not short of the 50,000. It's about to hit the gun...
Fangzheng coughed dryly, and replied: "It turns out to be the benefactor. The poor monk would take the liberty to ask, how is the off-road performance of this car? The poor monk often goes to and from the mountains."
When Xiao Rong heard about the off-road performance, he suddenly burst into laughter, and asked directly about the performance. This is an idea! So he said: "This is Porsche's new SUV. It has the strongest off-road performance, but it's no problem to go into a mountainous area. Some customers have already driven to the XZ, and it's leading the way, unimpeded! By the way, Master, how is the road condition in the mountainous area you went to?"
Fangzheng thought about the stairway that was being repaired, and said, "It was just repaired..."
"It's just been repaired, so there must be no problem! The roads being repaired now are all wide enough, and our car flies past!" Xiaorong said immediately before Fangzheng could finish speaking.
Fangzheng rolled his eyes, this girl is really eloquent, can't you listen to me?
Sure enough, before Fangzheng could speak, he heard the other party ask: "Master, is your mountain road steep?"
Fangzheng thought about the steps, and said, "It's not too steep, but..."
"Then it's absolutely OK. If the tractor can go up, our car can go up! Do you have any questions? Let's ask together, and I promise to give you the perfect answer!" Xiaorong asked excitedly.
Fangzheng smiled wryly and said, "Alms, the problem is the road. The poor monk's mountain road is not too steep, and the road is indeed newly built, but the mountain road is made of stone steps, and the width of the road is less than one meter five. If your car can drive up, the poor The monk wants to try the car..."
"Doo-beep-"
Fangzheng looked at the phone in astonishment, shook his head and said, "This can't be blamed on the poor monk... Amitabha is really a quick-tempered benefactor."
ps: Hey, my wife is sick. She is 17 weeks pregnant and has a terrible stomachache. The obstetrics does not meet the 20-week requirement and cannot be hospitalized. There is no bed in the gynecology department, which is also difficult. Fortunately, a little archive will not affect the update.
ps: I saw that some people think that these two sheets are full of water, but I don’t want to write about the question that people come to ask every day to debate whether monks can eat meat. Difficult to tune, tired hey.