Chapter 143 Purdue 【Subscription】Fourth
"There are really fish!" Fang Zheng smiled when he saw a large school of fish swimming over.
"Who's calling us?" asked a fish, bubbling up from the water.
Fangzheng hurriedly said: "Amitabha, it is the poor monk who is calling you."
"What are you calling us for?" Yu asked very simply.
Fangzheng smiled and said: "The poor monk wants to cross the river, look, can you send the poor monk there?"
"Are you talking to us?" Yu asked blankly.
Fangzheng said: "Yes, I am talking to you."
"Then what are you going to do?" asked the fish.
"The poor monk wants to cross the river, and I want you to send the poor monk across the river." Fangzheng said patiently.
"Who are you talking to?" the fish asked more patiently.
"Follow you." Fang Zheng said.
"What did you ask me to do? You said it." Yu asked seriously, looking like me.
"The poor monk wants to cross the river, and I want you to send the poor monk across the river." Fangzheng explained.
"Who are you talking to?" the fish asked more seriously.
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Fang Zheng stared straight at the fish in front of him. He swore that if it wasn't for being a monk, he would definitely catch this guy and steam it before frying it! This guy is definitely teasing him!
At this moment, a small fish swam over and said, "Mom, what are you talking about?"
"I didn't say anything, what did I say just now?" Yu asked.
"What?" Xiaoyu asked cutely.
Seeing this, Fangzheng suddenly realized a problem. An expert said that the memory of fish seems to be only 7 seconds!
"7 seconds... 7 seconds, your brother-in-law! This fish's memory lasted less than three seconds, okay!" Fangzheng groaned in his heart. Facing these fish with a bad memory, Fangzheng gave up on letting them carry him across the river. Otherwise, even if these guys agreed, they might forget about it halfway, and then leave in a rush, and he would be miserable.
So Fangzheng waved his hand and said, "It's okay, everyone, let's go."
"Who is this man talking to?" the mother fish asked the little fish.
Xiaoyu shook his head and said, "I'm sick...it's gone..."
So a group of fish all scattered with a huff.
Hearing this, Fangzheng smiled wryly in his heart...Is he sick? If he wasn't a monk, he would definitely go to the river to beat fish!
The fish is hopeless, Fangzheng looked up at the sky, what should he do? this is a problem.
Elder Du on the other side of the river frowned when he saw Fangzheng stand up and the school of fish dispersed with a crash. Squat down, say a few words, the fish gathered, stood up, and the fish dispersed... If it was in a fish pond, Thaksin believed. This Baihedu is also a wild fish, he has grown so big, he has never seen anyone with such abilities!
"It should be a coincidence..." Old Man Du muttered in his heart.
Looking at Xiangya, Wuming was too far away to see the school of fish clearly, only Fangzheng squatted down and then stood up, muttering. As long as Fangzheng had no choice, he was very happy, and went to sit in his temple with a smile. As long as Fangzheng couldn't cross the river, he didn't have to worry about the rest.
Just when Fangzheng was about to lose his mind.
The system said: "As a friendly reminder, you got one praise from the system for driving away the thieves. In addition to your previous praise for helping Lu Shuangshuang regain confidence in life, you have accumulated two praises."
"Good reviews? Wait, if I remember correctly, can two good reviews be drawn for a prize?" Fangzheng suddenly remembered this matter!
"Ding! Congratulations, you finally remembered. That's right, you now have a chance to draw a lottery." The system said.
Fangzheng was speechless, and complained, "Why didn't you remind me?"
"You have forgotten, why should I remember it for you?" the system asked.
Fangzheng was speechless... Although this should be the responsibility of the system, it seems that the system has always been a little unreliable and dishonest. Just play him? Might as well count on yourself.
So Fangzheng said: "Forget it, help me draw a lottery. I hope I can draw something useful... Otherwise, if it doesn't work, I can only swim in the water. Hey... Swimming, it's a bit embarrassing."
Fangzheng has a moon white monk's robe to protect his body. Although the river is cold in winter, it is still a bit cold for him and will not hurt his body. Swimming over is of course no problem, the only problem is that you lose your image and feel embarrassed...
Now Fangzheng already knows that someone is messing with him, if he is in such a mess, he will not be reconciled!
"Shall we start smoking now?" the system asked.
"Yes, start smoking!" Fangzheng said affirmatively.
"Ding! Congratulations on getting the Buddha Shoes—Purdue!"
"Um, just a pair of shoes?" Fangzheng asked with a look of disgust.
Snapped!
A pair of shoes fell into Fangzheng's hands. They were a pair of straw sandals made of some kind of straw. They didn't look very good. They won the essence of simplicity, so it was inevitable that they would be disgusted!
No matter how Fangzheng looked at it, it looked like the kind of broken sandals thrown by the shoe repairman at the entrance of the supermarket in a small town down the mountain. Let alone ten yuan a pair, two yuan a pair depends on the mood of the buyer. I really can't see anything special about it.
"Ding! The Buddhist shoes are called Purdue. Wearing these shoes, they will not sink when exposed to water, will not burn when exposed to fire, will not sink when encountered in mud, will not be stained with evil, will not be stained with dirt, and will be odorless and odorless."
"Isn't that just to prevent foot odor? Uh...it won't sink in water?" Fangzheng suddenly came to his senses, these shoes are amazing! His problem solved!
Fangzheng immediately asked: "System, are you sure that these shoes won't sink in water?"
"Produced by the system, it's the real thing," the system said.
"It doesn't stick to dirt, is odorless and tasteless, does that mean that you don't need to wash it? It only treats foot odor, so you don't need to wash your shoes?" Fangzheng joked casually.
"Yes."
"Good shoes!" Fang Zheng immediately changed his evaluation. Looking at Bai Jiang in front of him, Fang Zheng smiled. It's just a small river, and you still want to block him, Master Fang Zheng? Today he is going to pretend!
Fangzheng smiled very happily, and finally raised his head and laughed.
He exchanged a glance with Mr. Du and Hong Xiang who were on the opposite side, then shook his head and said, "This monk is really crazy."
Meanwhile, on the hill.
A mage dressed in a red cassock and holding a Zen staff followed the crowd to Wangxiangya, and asked a novice in a low voice, "Are you all here?"
"Abbot, almost everyone is here, but Abbot Fangzheng of One Finger Temple hasn't come yet. I don't know if he won't come, or something has delayed him." The little novice said in a low voice.
"Fangzheng of One Finger Temple?" Zen Master Baiyun frowned slightly, as if wondering which temple this One Finger Temple was...
"Brother, it's Yizhi Temple that has been hyped up in the news a few days ago. It is said that Fang Zheng's handwriting is good, and he has won the calligrapher. Moreover, there have been some incense recently, so we sent invitations to them." Bian The old monk said in a low voice.
"The poor monk remembered that the abbot of the monastery is still a child. It's hard for him. Since he hasn't come yet, everyone should wait." Zen Master Baiyun said in a low voice, and then everyone sat down.
As soon as Wu Ming saw Zen Master Baiyun, he immediately came over, and when he heard a few people talking about Fangzheng, not only was he not angry, he actually asked everyone to wait for Fangzheng together! This makes him upset! Back then, Hongyan Temple didn't have this kind of treatment! I completely forgot that Zen Master Hongyan from Hongyan Temple was always the first one to come. When was he late? What's more, no one cheated them!