The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 134 Loli Carrying Arms 【For Collection】

Therefore, as soon as the fireworks were set off in several directions, the lone wolf ran over immediately, squatted in the best position, and watched. The squirrel always lay on the lone wolf's back, pulled the lone wolf's hair, and took a ride... The two little guys had a great time playing.

Fangzheng, on the other hand, is no stranger to fireworks, and prefers street lamps to fireworks...

Standing on the top of the mountain and looking down, Fangzheng saw a lit cart being pushed out.

Fangzheng was immediately overjoyed, jumped up, and shouted: "Sajia is going down the mountain, are you two going?"

The lone wolf and the squirrel looked at the fireworks in the distance, but the fireworks went off twice and disappeared! So they ran over one after another, expressing that they would also go.

Fangzheng went directly down the mountain with the two little guys.

Spreading street lamps is a kind of annual custom in Yizhi Village. In the past years, every household prepared cotton balls, rice, etc., wrapped them into balls, poured diesel oil on them, went out of the house, lit the bags and threw them on the road. .

Earlier, everyone used soybean oil and sprinkled it around their homes, praying for a prosperous new year.

However, the price of doing so is that the misfire rate is relatively high.

Coupled with the fact that young people are moving into the city, things that have been vulgar for many years have begun to be thrown away. So the village took back the work of spreading street lamps. Every year, a family would be selected and given a certain amount of subsidies, and then this family would specialize in spreading street lamps.

At this time, the street lamps are a little different. Nowadays, there are a lot of corn in the Northeast, and every household has a lot of corn cobs. After the corn cobs are dried, they are sprinkled with diesel oil and can burn for a long time.

Fangzheng went down the mountain, just in time to see Song Ergou pushing an all-iron cart. The cart was burning with fire, and it was filled with corn cobs sprinkled with diesel oil. A small pile was made from it and sprinkled in the middle of the road, so a small ball of flame danced in the wind, which was really beautiful.

Fangzheng smiled and said, "Song Benefactor, is this year your family's street lamp?"

Song Ergou turned around and saw that it was Fangzheng, and he was immediately happy: "Yes! I used to be an idiot, but this year I learned well, and the village took care of me and gave me such a job. Abbot, why did you come down?"

Fangzheng looked at Song Ergou who had completely changed his ways and returned to righteousness, and said with a smile: "It's the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, let's go down the mountain to get some joy."

"If you want me to tell you, you should have come down the mountain a long time ago. It's so boring on the mountain." Song Ergou sprinkled another ball of flames while talking, and said with a smile at the same time: "Hey, I didn't think it was weird when I saw the village chief doing this in the past. It's really hard to do it yourself. It's so hot..."

Fangzheng had an idea, and his playfulness grew, and he said, "How about a poor monk come and try?"

"You?" Song Ergou was taken aback.

Fangzheng smiled and said, "Is there a problem?"

"This car is quite heavy, you can do it... Uh, pretend I didn't say it." Before Song Ergou finished speaking, he saw Fangzheng pushing the car away. His steps were light and easy, and he was more dodgy than he was afraid of sparks splashing. Seeing his own appearance, he is much more generous.

Seeing this, Song Ergou hurriedly followed, and said with a smile, "Okay! You have so much strength."

Fangzheng smiled and said, "There's nothing to do on the mountain, so let's practice strength. Give this shovel to the poor monk, and the rest of the poor monks will do it."

Song Ergou nodded, and after telling Fangzheng to pay attention, when someone came to him, he ran away.

Fangzheng didn't take it seriously, and pushed the cart forward. The lone wolf behind him was a little afraid of fire, so he moved a little further away. As a result, the little squirrel was not happy, jumped down, and ran directly onto Fangzheng's shoulder. Looking at the red flames in front of him, the little squirrel was a little scared, but more excited. The little paws are rubbing together, the big eyes are watery...

Just then, something flew into the car.

Snapped!

A crisp sound suddenly sounded, Fang Zheng was doing this back then, so naturally he wasn't afraid. But the little squirrel was so frightened that it exploded and almost fell off Fangzheng's shoulder.

Then there was a burst of laughing and joking sounds from a distance, a large group of children were lighting lanterns, some of the little devils made faces at the other party, and shouted: "Brother Fangzheng, is this a surprise?"

Fangzheng rolled his eyes and said, "Liu Rui, you want to go to heaven, don't you? Back then, the poor monk led you all the way to subdue demons, and the beatings were all carried by the poor monk. How dare you scare the poor monk today? Believe it or not Will make you cry for a while?"

"Brother Fangzheng, don't scare me. My mother said that you are a monk and won't go wild with us. My mother also asked me to learn from you..." Liu Rui's eyes were bright, and he looked like a man A spirited and troubled little guy.

Fangzheng smiled. He didn't expect that the negative teaching material in the village would become a positive role model. He didn't know whether he should be happy or not. Or ask Wang Yougui for a big red flower belt?

At this moment, a few more firecrackers were thrown over. They were slide cannons. They were lit and exploded after a while. They were a sharp weapon to scare people.

Fangzheng was no longer the brat he was back then. Seeing the slide cannon flying towards him, Fangzheng raised his leg and kicked it back.

Liu Rui was so frightened that he ran away quickly.

But Liu Rui didn't give up, and shouted, "Brother Fangzheng finally went down the mountain, brothers and sisters, everyone greet him!"

So a dozen or so children lighted up the slide cannons and threw them around, Fangzheng was a little messed up all of a sudden, this is a rebellion! With a wave of Fangzheng's big hand, he rolled up some of the firecrackers, flicked his backhand, and returned them all back. For a while, the firecrackers were crackling, and the children who exploded were screaming, but most of them were laughing.

It was impossible for Fangzheng to shoot back all the firecrackers. Some of the firecrackers fell into the car. Sparks crackled and exploded. Two sparks were blown by the wind, one landed on the little squirrel's forehead, and the other fell into the car. On the body of the lone wolf, for a while, the scorched hair floated over.

Fangzheng sniffed it vigorously, and said, "It smells pretty good. Shall you two shave later?"

In exchange for the two big eyes of the squirrel and the lone wolf, more anger, who did they provoke? Still being bullied by bear kids?

Seeing Fangzheng's bravery, those children hurriedly withdrew. The laughter and the sound of firecrackers gradually faded away.

At this moment, a little girl ran over, looked up at Fangzheng and said, "Brother Fangzheng, this is for you, Liu Rui is too bullying, use this to blow him up."

Fangzheng saw that the little girl actually gave him a kick! Take it over and take a look, it says, "Hong Tianlei" in big characters! Fangzheng couldn't laugh or cry, use this thing to blow it back? This reminded Fangzheng of a certain general's famous saying: "Second Battalion Commander? Where are you fucking Italy?"

If you really want to blow it back, Liu Rui's parents will go crazy...

"Keep this big brother, that one, is there a smaller one? This one is too fierce." Fangzheng laughed.

The little girl took out a box of sliding cannons and a box of falling cannons from her pocket.

Fangzheng was speechless when he saw it. The slide gun is an enlarged, bold and enhanced version! One can match three or four of Liu Rui's! The same is true for throwing bubbles, other people's throwing cannons are the size of a small fingernail, but this girl's throwing cannon is the size of a big fingernail! Throw it to the ground, and there is a bang, like a thunder! Fortunately, this thing can only be thrown on the hard ground. There is only a layer of paper on the outside, and there is no hard packaging, so it can't hurt anyone.

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