Chapter 1387 It's Delicious...

The other two tigers seemed to have no intention of retreating. They yelled twice, but no one else could understand them.

But Fangzheng understood, the meaning of the two tigers was: "Where is the bastard, throwing things around, did you see that?"

"I didn't see it, I don't know what kind of dog threw it! Find him and bite off his ass!"

Hearing this, Fangzheng expressed his displeasure, so he looked back silently.

I saw that the monkey, salted fish, and squirrel who were so excited had prepared a pile of clods for him at some point!

After the ammunition was sufficient, Fangzheng snapped his wrists and said with a chuckle, "Calling the poor monk? The poor monk will let you eat your fill!"

At this time, the two tigers were about to step forward again, but it was as if it was raining overhead, and things flew down!

The two tigers looked up subconsciously, and it turned out...

Clap clap!

The two tigers only felt that their eyes were blurred and they couldn't open their eyes. The whole tiger's face seemed to be attacked by fists like a rainstorm. They were directly photographed and lay on their backs on the ground. He got up, ran away without looking back, got into the woods, and poked out the tiger's head to have a look, but a black thing flew towards him...

Snapped!

Woohoo!

With a scream, the two tigers turned completely and disappeared into the forest.

"It's Abbot Fangzheng! Look up the mountain!" At this time, the tourists and villagers at the foot of the mountain finally noticed the source of the feces. When they looked up, they saw a very conspicuous white figure on the mountain, and recognized Fangzheng's identity.

"My God, a master is a master. He is really supernatural. He can throw objects and hit a tiger on the head while standing on a mountain. The point is to run away, not kill. This strength is awesome!"

"It can still save people. Those few moments just now really saved people's lives!"

"Yes, Master is merciful. In ancient times, he was also a passionate knight."

Everyone nodded in praise. At this time, someone asked: "What did the master throw? It looks very powerful, but it scares away the tiger without hurting it. I'll go and study it."

"Don't come here, vomit... the street is full of shit, vomit..." The lame horse ran back holding his nose.

When everyone heard this, they were dumbfounded. They leaned over to take a closer look, and then ran back disgustedly: "Ugh..."

"Damn it, the master didn't throw it down, did he? No wonder the tiger wanted to run away, it really disgusted the tiger and ran away!"

"I just want to know how the master picked up these shit and threw it down so accurately!"

"I don't want to know this, I just want to know how the master managed to produce so much fresh shit in a short period of time..."

"Can we not talk about shit? Ugh..."

...

This scene was photographed by many people and posted on the Internet, so a post became popular.

"Fangzheng Abbot Gao Shan Throws Shit to Repel Three Tigers!" "

Looking at various photos and some fragmented short videos, countless people were discussing whether Fangzheng threw shit with his hands or pulled it down.

"Don't talk about it. If you hold it with your hands, the master probably thinks it's disgusting. Pull it yourself? You think you are an elephant as a master? The output is so high? The point is that no matter how awesome it is, it is impossible to fart and shit, and burst out the effect of a cannon come!"

...

No matter how noisy everyone is, at this moment, the righteous master is doing other things.

"Master, it's awesome, no one went down, they all ran away!" Xianyu hurriedly flattered.

Fangzheng said with a smile: "There are many ways to be a teacher, let me show you this."

While speaking, Fangzheng picked up a clod of soil and weighed it in his hand.

At this moment, a lone wolf ran up the mountain in the distance, and the one who came all the way shouted: "Master, oh my god, those tigers are so worthless! They came in a group, I can't do it alone! Quick copy guys!" Help me get back to the place!"

Fangzheng rolled his eyes, and the idiot of emotion slipped back with his tail between his legs after being beaten! He never thought about the danger of the tiger entering the village if he ran away?

Fangzheng shook his head slightly in his heart, very dissatisfied with Lone Wolf's desertion behavior this time. Although he can't beat him, but if the lone wolf doesn't leave, he can easily save the man when the tiger enters the village to attack people. As for whether the lone wolf is in danger, let's see if this guy gets beaten up by three tigers. You'll know if you're still alive and well, nothing will happen to you! But he ran away anyway, if Fangzheng wasn't around, it would be fatal!

Thinking of this, Fangzheng said: "Look at it, the master's new supernatural power will make you look like shit!"

While speaking, Fangzheng waved his hand, and the clod flew towards the lone wolf!

The lone wolf looked at it and shouted: "Master, are you playing games with me? Throwing this thing so far away? You can't hit me, I'll dodge!"

While speaking, Lone Wolf jumped to the side, thinking he could hide, but saw the clod of soil turned into a black lump in the air, and then turned automatically, facing his proud dog face It flew over and slapped it on the face!

Seeing this scene, the monkey, the squirrel, and the salted fish shuddered at the same time, the salted fish opened its mouth wide, and murmured: "Oh, master, this trick of yours is really disgusting, don't worry, I will always be obedient in the future. "

The monkey clasped his hands together and said, "Master, I must be the most obedient one."

The squirrel raised its paw and shouted, "Master, I'm always obedient. But your move is really disgusting..."

Fangzheng also felt that this trick was a little disgusting, and nodded, "It's really disgusting, but your elder brother did a terrible job this time. You didn't think about the pros and cons, and almost caused a catastrophe. lesson for him."

The monkey, the squirrel, and the salted fish looked at the lone wolf sympathetically, and said in their hearts, "This is a good lesson."

At this moment, their eyes suddenly widened, and they looked at the lone wolf in disbelief!

I saw the lone wolf opened his mouth wide, stretched out his tongue and licked his face, then his eyes lit up, he quickly licked everything off his face, and then he ran over happily, saying: "Master, you What did you throw away just now? Why is it so delicious? Is it a new delicacy from our Yizhi Temple? Is there any more? Another piece!"

Hearing this, the monkey, squirrel, and salted fish turned around silently: "Ugh..."

Fangzheng looked at the four guys who were spitting, shook his head slightly, and said, "You spitting, go down the mountain to take a look for the teacher. Those tigers will not come to the village for no reason. There are many species in the Tongtian Mountain Range. Wild boars are enough for them to eat, and there is no need to run out to take risks."