Chapter 1404 Free Lunch

Upon hearing this, the squirrel became interested and asked, "Did you lose a lot of weight?"

Hong Haier said: "What's so thin? When I caught him, the steamer couldn't fit him with his body. He's so fat..."

When the squirrel heard this, the small eyes that were full of fighting spirit suddenly became stunned: "I have traveled thousands of miles, and I eat vegetarian every day, and I am still fat?"

Hong Haier said flickeringly: "That's right, so, this weight loss has nothing to do with your exercise or being a vegetarian."

The squirrel said, "What does that have to do with it?"

Hong Haier said: "It has something to do with physical fitness. Some people get fat even after drinking water."

The squirrel rubbed its face bitterly and said, "Could it be that I can't even drink water?"

Red Boy patted the squirrel and said, "Brother, if you don't drink water, you will die. I'm just telling you a fact, exercise, vegetarianism, and weight loss are useless. So..."

"So, I've decided! I'm angry! I won't lose weight! I want to eat pine nuts! I want to eat a lot of mushrooms!" After speaking, the squirrel ran out angrily to find pine nuts and mushrooms.

The monkey lay on the top of the wall, watched the squirrel go away, then gave the red boy a thumbs up and said, "Brother, amazing! If brother really loses weight, we won't have any snacks in the future."

Hong Haier said: "I can't help it, the brother's nest has been out of stock for several days, I have to find a way to remind him, hehe..."

Monkey: "Hey...Junior brother, who is that guy you mentioned before who has walked thousands of miles with a load and still hasn't lost weight?"

Red Boy said: "Zhu Bajie."

Monkey: "... pit!"

At this time, Fangzheng also had enough rest, got up and greeted Xianyu and said, "Jing Zhi, let's go, come down the mountain with Master!"

"Master! Don't you want us?" Hong Haier ran over as soon as she heard that she was going down the mountain, hugged Fangzheng's thigh, and looked at Fangzheng pitifully.

Fangzheng said: "Because of your poor performance last time, you will be deprived of the right to go down the mountain this time, and you will be labored and reformed on the mountain. When the teacher thinks that you are almost ready, I will take you down the mountain."

"Master, I think I've been transformed. I've been thinking about it just now. I really know I'm wrong." Hong Haier didn't give up.

It's a pity that Fangzheng didn't follow his tricks at all, found a black cloth, wrapped the salted fish, and went straight down the mountain.

Standing on the top of the mountain, Honghaier looked at Fangzheng's leaving back, and said sadly, "I was abandoned by Master, so sad..."

"Junior Brother, Second Junior Brother is back, his pocket is bulging." At this time, Lone Wolf came over and said in a low voice.

When Hong Haier heard this, all the decadence was swept away, and he said slyly: "You're back? Let's go, Senior Brother Jingzhen, please call Senior Brother out later to have a heart-to-heart talk, I'll give you a share later."

"No problem!" Monkey patted his chest for reassurance.

The three little ones smiled and left.

Not long after, a squirrel roared from the temple: "Where's my knife? I'm going to kill someone today! Ahhhhh..."

At the foot of the mountain, this is the first time that Fangzheng has walked out of the mountain. If he does not walk, he will not know. When he walks, he will be startled. He was completely relying on the protective function of Yishan Treasure Wheel to go on a rampage, otherwise he would have given up a long time ago if it was an ordinary person.

After walking for a day, one person and one fish came out of the mountain. Fangzheng hurriedly put the salted fish on his back, and after using a blinding power, he sat on the roof of a large truck and set off. Fangzheng didn't know exactly where he was going.

Three days later, Fangzheng looked at the completely unfamiliar place in front of him and asked, "How much dry food is left?"

Xianyu whispered: "Master, it's been three or four days, and this morning's meal is the last. If we don't prepare something to eat, we'll have to drink the northwest wind."

Fangzheng nodded, expressing his understanding.

At this moment, Fangzheng saw a shop in the distance. There was a sign hanging on the door of the shop. The sign said: "Every day, the 88th and 188th customers are free of charge!"

When Fangzheng saw it, his eyes lit up immediately!

At this moment, the store had just opened, and the boss was packing up the things at the door. Obviously, there were no customers inside!

Fangzheng was immediately happy, and said with a smile, "The food is settled!"

Therefore, Fangzheng was not in a hurry to leave, and sat on the stone platform opposite the restaurant with the salted fish. When a guest comes, Fangzheng will count one...

Just as Fangzheng was counting, Xianyu hissed. Fangzheng subconsciously looked to the side, only to see a child walking not far away and squatting down. The child was a little nervous, with a pair of big eyes fixed on the door of the hotel, those eyes...

If it wasn't for his lack of murderous intent, Fang Zheng would have suspected that the kid wanted to blow up the restaurant to take revenge.

At this time, a guest came, and the child immediately snapped off a finger, obviously counting.

Fangzheng was stunned when he heard this, wiped his nose, and whispered to Xianyu: "Hey, here's a grab for food."

Xianyu whispered: "Master, let me out and scare him away every minute."

Fangzheng slapped the black cloth-wrapped fish head, and scolded with a smile: "Why are you angry with a child? Didn't the child see the two guests who went in before? He counted so, we are sure to win. Today's meal is indispensable to you."

"What should I do without mine?" Xianyu was a little worried. After all, on the mountain, he had heard a lot from the lone wolf telling them about the history of blood and tears when he went down the mountain and starved to death...

Fangzheng laughed and said: "I'm missing you, I'm going back, and prepare a double feast for you, Master!"

Xianyu immediately said: "It's a deal!"

Fangzheng hummed and fell silent.

As time went by, more and more guests came to the restaurant, Fangzheng just squatted there silently counting the number.

Finally, when the eightieth guest was reached, the child suddenly turned around and ran away.

Seeing this scene, Fangzheng wiped his nose, feeling confused, and muttered, "Is this kid just here to count and play? Didn't want to go in for a meal?"

That being the case, Fangzheng was not polite anymore, and quietly waited for the remaining guests to show up, so that he could grab the 88th guest's seat.

After waiting for a long time, finally, the eighty-seventh guest appeared. Fangzheng got up quickly and walked towards the restaurant in big strides, so as not to be snatched first.

Fangzheng came so fast, which also attracted the attention of the shopkeeper. After all, a big man has been squatting opposite the door and waiting since early in the morning, watching, everyone should pay attention.

Seeing Fangzheng coming, the shopkeeper showed a helpless and kind smile. Obviously, he was not disgusted with this kind of people who came to eat free meals, but he was a sincere businessman.

Seeing this scene, Fangzheng felt a little embarrassed, wondering if he would repay him in the future.

At this moment, Xianyu said: "Master, look behind you!"