Chapter 875 Don't Invite Other Adults
In fact, if the car was replaced by someone else, it would have been beautifully built before it was sent to the palace, but Xiang Xiaojun and Xinbao are half-subordinates, so sending it in is regarded as a leader's review, mainly to let her see the way Right, so it's not too refined.
But these small things are also easy to adjust. After a little polishing, it will soon be bright and beautiful, and then the eunuch sent it to Li Tingfang.
After inexplicably receiving this car, and having been given the opportunity by the little princess, Master Li: "..."
It never occurred to me that when I became an official and became the chief assistant, my sons and daughters became flocks, and I had to start betraying my appearance again.
But obviously, in the heart of the little princess, he is a benchmark figure among civil and military officials, in all aspects, even relatives and relatives.
So although Master Li was a little afraid of this car, he was still very happy in his heart, so he dressed up brightly, and carefully selected one with thick eyebrows and big eyes from among the servants, and used this car the next day.
Among the officials, this kind of news was really buzzing. After the morning court, these people gathered around to watch, teasing Li Tingfang and Yuan Xiang at the same time.
Both of them are old foxes, and they sent people away with a few words.
It was still dark when it was time to go to court, and the street was very lively when it was time to go to court. Such a strange and beautiful car slowly approached amidst the melodious bells, and countless eyes immediately looked at it... …
Even Xinbao let his wife hold her and went to see it with her own eyes.
Then Master Li got the order from the little princess again: "Master Shoufu, Your Highness said, you have to put your hand by the window, and when the window is opened, the wind will blow your red sleeves of official uniform and your fingers like white jade. That feeling of being an extremely high and unattainable official is both noble and beautiful!!"
Master Li: "..."
Am I afraid that I will freeze to death with the windows open in this winter? ?
Besides, my fingers are not white anymore when I am old! ! !
He took a look at it himself, but it was actually quite slender and white jade...
Come on, come on.
So Li Tingfang opened half the window in the cold wind on her way to and from get off work, and stretched out her hand tenaciously. When she got home, her fingers were frozen blue. come over.
On the third day, when they came out of the imperial study, they were stopped by glutinous rice dumplings in red coats.
Xinbao took Li Tingfang's hand and pulled him aside: "Lord Li, you are showing too much!! It's not natural to be so cold and showing so much!! And you don't do anything when you stretch out your hand, Just stretching like that, you still look a little bit stupid!! You are so good-looking, why can’t you even do this!!”
Her little eyes were filled with pain, and "Xinbao misjudged you" was written all over her eyes.
Li Tingfang: "..."
The point is that a group of old cabinet ministers, Momojiji, are almost standing still, obviously waiting to hear.
Lord Shoufu could only apologize: "Your Highness, I am too stupid."
"Alas!" Xinbao sighed deeply, and a few old men in the cabinet were snickering, Xinbao looked at them, and said, "Alas!"
Several people:"……??"
I don't know why, but I can't laugh all of a sudden! !
Then Xinbao looked at Li Tingfang, an elegant and beautiful old man, and began to teach him seriously: "Master Li, Xinbao will tell you something, you have to listen carefully."
"Because such a car has never been seen before, it is completely different from other carriages, and the wheels will be changed in the future, so it will be even more different, so who is the first person to sit in this kind of car determines this. The grade of the car... That's why Xinbao wants a big official to sit first."
She explained in a soft voice and super patiently: "So, when everyone is looking at this car, you are super curious, and secretly guessing who is sitting in such a beautiful car... Then, inadvertently, A little bit of the sleeve corner of the super expensive red official robe was exposed in the car window, satisfying everyone's curiosity, everyone will understand that the person sitting here is a high-ranking official."
She stared at him wide-eyed: "Do you understand? You have to be very casual, and you have to do it in line with the status of a US official. For example, when you are leaning on the window to read a book, you 'accidentally' open the window a little bit." , revealing a little bit of sleeves and a little bit of hands. When everyone sees it, they can imagine what you look like."
As she said, she pretended to be resting on one hand, "My second elder brother often does this, and it's super beautiful, and my wife often does this, too, and it's super beautiful, even your younger brother can do this." , don’t you even know this? Aren’t you very knowledgeable?”
Li Tingfang: "..."
He could only say: "The minister will."
"Well," Xinbao nodded, vividly, "then when everyone knew that there was a high-ranking official inside, and everyone was very interested, suddenly one day, this super-looking car stopped at the corner of a restaurant. At the door, this high official..."
She gave him a little finger: "It's you."
Li Tingfang: "..."
I know.
Xinbao said emotionally, "Finally revealed his true colors!!"
Li Tingfang: "...??"
Your Highness, at a time like this, can you not omit the word "Lushan", it doesn't sound right.
Xinbao continued: "Then everyone took a look, this big official looks so good-looking, his eyes are also pretty, his nose is also pretty, everything is super pretty, the red official robe in the white snow, blown by the wind Fluttering, the person is like a jade tree and facing the wind, looking back, it is like a painting. If you are not confident, Xinbao can lend you Mr. Li when the time comes. You must not invite other adults to go !"
Other adults who are eavesdropping: "..."
Xinbao continued: "When this high-ranking official enters the restaurant, then Zhang San asks Li Si, who is this high-ranking official... If no one knows, you find someone to pretend to be Li Si, and Li Si says , This is Master Li, Chief Assistant of the Cabinet, a very, very big official. Everyone who heard it was super excited, and they would feel that such a good-looking man deserves such a good-looking car."
"So this matter will be spread as a good story. When this kind of car appears again, it will become a very high-end car, which can be sold exclusively to dignitaries like you and make a lot of money."
Xinbao paused, and looked at him earnestly, "Do you understand now?"
Li Tingfang nodded: "I understand. Your Highness, I really understand."
I can't understand it!
All in all, I am a car seller, and I will cheat myself after the car is overpriced. You see, I have summed it up, right?
Xinbao told him a few more words before letting him go.
A group of old men stepped out in four directions. As soon as they came out, Lin Tongda suddenly said, "Look!!"
Everyone looked up subconsciously, and he said: "The red official robes in the white snow are really like a painting!"
puff! ! Several people all laughed.
Xu Shenxiu smiled and said: "Master Shoufu, you must not invite other adults to go!"
A group of adults even swayed with laughter.
Some people ridiculed Liang Ruoxu: "I'll just wait, Mr. Liang is young and handsome, why didn't His Highness take a fancy to him?"
Liang Ruoxu shook his head, and said with a smile: "Your Highness has been with the Emperor for a long time, and it seems that I probably have 'no hair on my mouth, but I can't do things well'!"