Chapter 321 Oh, I’m so Stupid
"Hey, is the air in the back row okay? The air in the front row is quite clear. After all, I am the only one in the first three rows. But this is also good. If the students are enthusiastic about the history class about the past, I Instead, you have to start worrying about Fanxing’s future... But if you don’t pay a little attention to the past, then you also have to worry about your future results.”
"Turn over page 173 of the textbook. In 871, the Prime Minister of the Palace, Bledo Usgeir, drafted the "Nobles Act" and became the first new nobleman to be blessed by the stars by the Queen. The content of the "Nobles Act" is... …”
The history professor is not a rigid and serious old scholar. On the contrary, he is a rather interesting and fashionable old man. However, his strong personal style cannot save the boring class content. Unless the professor comes up with a few duke jokes and ministerial jokes, the class atmosphere will be deteriorated. It has been maintained between the sleepy gas state and the muddy mud state.
For Sonia, the only advantage of taking classes is that she can slowly sort out the troubling threads in her heart. This was a habit she only developed after going to college, because her other spare time was too full, and the time resources she could allocate freely were used by her to invest in herself.
What's more important is that Kalashi has no destination for her. If she stays alone in a place where no one is around, she will easily be overwhelmed by the boring pressure and fall into a state of self-pity. Ever since she tried to cry secretly in bed once, the village girl forced herself to stay in the sight of others as much as possible. She was not allowed to escape to the corner to lick her wounds like a defeated dog.
Tears that cannot arouse sympathy and affection from others are of no value at all.
Therefore, the only place left for her to be in a daze and think about life was boring public classes. Anyway, you can easily pass the public classes as long as you prepare for the finals, and you can spend your class time thinking about gains and losses.
Who has offended her, who has designs on her, who should she please, who should she target... It just so happens that public classes are also big classes, and Sonia can pinpoint her target by looking around for a week.
But recently, Sonia has another entertainment activity. She patrols the forum during class to see if any students of nobles who have broken the defense are discussing her. If so, she will execute them on the spot. Then she observes the reactions of the surrounding students. She was caught several times. A classmate who only yelled "Hello, chief" offline, and punched Juju Village Girl online.
When she was in a good mood, Sonia would go over to pat the other person on the shoulder after class and call out the other person's forum nickname, causing a lot of instant mental damage; when she was in a bad mood, Sonia would secretly investigate the other person's background, and then in the forum Pretend to be a prophecy magician, accurately tell the details of the other party, and then predict that she will "definitely be cheated", "the family will fall into disgrace", and "the skin care products you use will definitely ruin her face", causing continuous mental damage.
No matter what the situation is, it's a lot of fun. After Adele learned about this game, she also became a "class policeman" with great interest. Anyone who dares to play forums and mock Sword Queen without listening to the class, don't blame them for calling the police!
So Adele saw Sonia suddenly opening her notebook to write something, her expression sometimes nervous, sometimes smiling, sometimes angry, and thought she must have caught a big fish.
I wonder who is so lucky to be the director of the Paw Paw Club to vent his anger on today?
With this thought in mind, Adele leaned over to see what dirty information Sonia was recording. However, Sonia, who was confused today, acted astutely like a she-wolf protecting her food, and closed the notebook in an instant.
Eating alone like this?
Adele turned her eyes away and pretended to read "The Noble Act" seriously, but her mind was entirely on Sonia's notebook.
Because she just took a look at one of the lines
"Let's go get back together and make the same mistakes again and torture each other."
The scumbag aura between the lines was as debauched as the fountain at the school gate. Adele felt that Sonia must have grabbed a certain scumbag's pigtails and was ready to stretch out her claws to play with the prey.
In fact, Adele guessed correctly, Sonia was indeed doing such a thing.
After finally digesting the shame of amnesia, Sonia immediately realized a problem. Based on the character of the viewer, she will definitely hold on to this matter in the future, remember every word she said after she lost her memory, and then in Sonia He suddenly said it during the battle, and when Sonia was distracted and put herself in crisis, the audience stepped forward to save her...
Thinking of this plot development, the village girl was really ashamed and angry. In order not to fall into this dilemma, Sonia must also grasp the handle of the audience, so as to achieve "amnesia deterrence" so that no one can mention the events of amnesia at will!
So Sonia spent more than half an hour recording every sentence spoken by the viewers after they lost their memory, and then selected "The Ten Most Affectionate Sentences", "Five Famous Quotations on Cheating", "One Sentence is Worth Ten Thousand Sentences" Shameless remarks".
Viewers, do you still have enough ammunition reserves?
Sonia could even imagine this scene: when the audience was about to mock her, she coughed and replied slowly: "Or use another more direct, no room for ambiguity, completely open-hearted statement about me now... …”
Boom!
The history professor adjusted her glasses, and Sonia, who was blushing, pointed to the cracked table top nonchalantly: "There are mosquitoes."
The old professor breathed a sigh of relief: "I was scared to death. I thought my lectures were too unpleasant and the students were so angry that they smashed the tables."
After class, Sonia put away her notebook with satisfaction. Just as she was about to leave, she suddenly remembered something and said to Lois and Adele: "By the way, I died in the virtual realm again, and it was because I accidentally fell into silence. The domain is dead. Oops, I’m so stupid.”
Seeing Sonia knocking her head in a cute way, the roommates began to wonder if they heard "I'm in love" as "I died in the virtual world", otherwise it would be really difficult to explain your enraptured.
They also understood what Sonia meant and spread the news that our great chief student, the red-haired swordswoman, actually died twice in the virtual realm in a month!
This will certainly give the "Anti-Sword Princess Alliance" an excellent target, but this is exactly what Sonia wants. Because the "Anti-Sword Princess Alliance" in the current forum atmosphere has been defeated. Anyone who dares to mock Sonia will be swarmed to death. If this continues, the aristocratic students who hate Sword Princess will probably die out. After all, their ancestors also Not wholesale.
However, Sonia's recent singer album is about to be released, and now is the time when they need popularity. Naturally, tap water like the "Anti-Sword Princess Alliance" must be used more often, and they must throw out some bait from time to time to maintain their enthusiasm. Sonia has already predicted that when her album comes out, it will definitely cause countless scoldings, and then sales will skyrocket.
Sonia is not afraid that this "scandal" will affect her. After all, when passers-by know that Sonia died twice in the virtual realm in a month, they will also soon know that Sonia became a second-winged magician apprentice within a month. Magician.
This is also the promotion strategy of the Paws Club (the name of the organization was unanimously adopted by supporters after seeing Adele's photos): a genius does not need to promote her genius, only her shortcomings. Use your shortcomings to attract the attention of passers-by and let them discover the genius of Sword Girl.
Adele watched Sonia skipping out of the classroom and sighed: "She was still absent-minded before class. After class, it was like eating a strawberry sundae, and her whole body exuded the smell of happy cream... Women are really It’s so difficult to understand.”
"She looks..." Lois said uncertainly, "Does she look a bit like she's in love?"
"Although, we are the only people she usually comes into contact with." Adele mused: "And I once stood naked in front of her, and she didn't show any impulse, which shows that she has no special desire for women. …”
"So there is only one conclusion."
Lois looked at Adele, and Adele looked at Lois's breasts.
"I had doubts before." Adele said seriously: "Luoyi, are you a man?"
Lois didn't speak, just looked at her calmly. Only then did Adele feel that her joke had gone too far, so she imitated Sonia and hit her head in a cute way: "Hey, I was just kidding."
"Adele..."
"I am now the manager of the Shenzhen Paw Club with high authority. If you have anything to say, please speak up and don't bully me."
"Even if I were a man." Lois' eyes were filled with cold air: "I would not choose you as my lover."
Adele blinked, her pupils moist.
Her heart was falling, falling constantly.
"Obviously I thought about marrying Luo Yi as a man...don't talk to me in the future!"
Seeing Adele turn around and burst into tears, Lois said expressionlessly: "It seems that the next professional class of the water arts department will have a quiz..."? Adele stopped for a moment.
Lois strode out, and Adele followed behind aggrievedly, staring at Lois's butt, as if cursing it to shrink too.
But Lois suddenly stopped, and Adele crashed directly into her.
"What's wrong?"
Not only Lois, but other students also stopped in the corridor, looking at the sky outside the window with confused expressions.
Adele looked up.
Her eyes reflected the shadows of the stars.