Chapter 337 Something Is Wrong
Ash feels that something is getting more and more wrong lately.
Although there is something wrong with the city of Vamula, or Ash has never been to the right place. When he goes to the Void Realm, he will encounter the Amnesia Happy House, and when he lives in a Veela house, he has to worry about being squeezed to death by a night attack.
But what's wrong recently is something like "I woke up early and found that my roommate turned into a girl."
The first thing is to get up. Since he has been unable to enter the virtual realm recently, Ash can only sleep soundly. However, every time he woke up, he found that there was an extra cake in the room. The style was different every day. Red velvet, black forest, white forest, and mousse were served in rotation. Ash doubted whether Sennheiser wanted to Feed him until he is fat and then eat him.
But others don't seem to have this treatment, only his room will grow cakes every day.
Something is wrong.
Then there was Liz. Ash found that his high-level substitute was being consumed faster and faster. Every time Liz said she didn't do anything, but she almost consumed three avatars a day, and Ash even suspected that she was using avatars for taboo human experiments.
Something is very wrong.
The eldest lady also has some problems. Ya Xiu occasionally meets An Nan in the cafeteria, and An Nan will be happy to pat Ya Xiu's shoulders, head, butt, etc. All in all, she likes to have physical contact with Ya Xiu, making them seem to be familiar with each other. It seems that the relationship between the two parties is just that of a street lamp and a wage earner.
Something is very wrong.
Also, Ash always felt that every woman he met seemed to like him. When buying drinks in the restaurant, Miss Siren would deliberately scratch his palm; while playing games in the game cabin, the administrator Miss would ask him every other She would come over every hour to remind Ash to take a break, drink water and eat snacks. Sometimes when Ash was busy playing games, she would feed him directly.
There are many more besides, causing Ash to check his status information over and over again to make sure that his profession is "Eternal Tribulation Walker/Social Idle Person", not some "walking hormone", "Legendary Clay Worker", 'Humanoid Hypnosis Spray'.
Although Ash thinks he's pretty good-looking, he's still a bit far behind the Pizza Hut level of Igura who can charm men, women, and children. However, his popularity is almost as good as gold coins.
Could it be that Sennheiser just wants to look like a decadent and vicissitudes of society animal like him?
However, this feeling of being surrounded by stars is really refreshing, and Ya Xiu can laugh out loud even if he falls asleep occasionally. He had never thought that Shuai could be so useful. He regretted not letting Crow Medical Doctor give him a complete face transplant package.
But something still felt wrong.
Finally, last night, Ash saw Igura in the restaurant, so he sat across from him with a dinner plate, and then a very incredible thing happened.
Igulla actually ran away!
The deceiver hadn't even finished his pussy yet. As soon as Ash sat down, he was in a hurry to leave. He didn't even want to call him 'Brother Ash'!
Ash recalled carefully and suddenly realized that the fraudster seemed to be avoiding him these past few days. There were several times when they had to meet in the corridor, and every time Igura would take a different path to leave. Ash had thought that Igura was in a hurry before, but now that he thought about it, Igura had clearly avoided him when he saw him!
This is definitely something very wrong happening!
"So, I just wanted to ask if you have any clues."
In Ash's room, Ash, Harvey, and Liz gathered around a table to share the strawberry cheesecake that had just grown in the room.
Perhaps it was the aftereffects of the Blood Moon Candy, but Harvey quite liked sweets. However, he doesn't like to eat the cake directly, but dips it in cat grass tobacco, like eating French fries.
The necromancer said casually: "Igula has never called you 'Brother Ash' before, right?"
"Although he didn't say it, I know he must respect me in his heart." Ashiu said, "Now that he doesn't even want to talk to me, I feel like something is wrong."
Liz picked out all the strawberries and took a bite one by one, and said vaguely: "Dad, did you do something to offend Aunt Bojin?"
"How could I..." Ash suddenly recalled that he broke into the door a few days ago and had an in-depth exchange with Igula who was taking a bath: "...did such a thing (super quietly)."
"If you offended Aunt Bojin, why don't you choose a time to apologize to him?" Liz said, "For example, if you rush in while he is taking a bath, he will definitely forgive you."
Ash glanced at Liz in surprise and gave her a thumbs up: "You actually thought of me together. Sure enough, daddy didn't call you in vain!"
"right!"
"But..." Ya Xiu muttered, "I don't think it's appropriate."
"Why isn't it appropriate?" Liz asked, "Is it inappropriate to apologize? It can't be that taking advantage of Aunt Bojin's bath is inappropriate. Dad, you are not a good person."
Ash punched Liz on the head and said, "How should I put it, I just feel...a little dangerous."
"What's the danger?" Harvey chewed the cake tobacco and made a snapping sound: "You are not even afraid of Igulla wearing clothes, but you are still afraid of Igulla taking off his clothes?"
"But I still feel that Igula in the bath is very dangerous." Ash clasped his hands and closed his eyes, as if he was trying to predict something: "The main thing is that I feel that Igura seems to be enduring something. I have a strong feeling that if I go Provoke him..."
He thought for a while: "Something bad might happen."
Harvey and Liz looked at each other, and they didn't think of anything bad that Igura could do to Ash.
After all, Igura is not a magician who is good at fighting. The most likely thing he can do is hypnotize Ash.
And there were only a few ways he fooled Ash, including 'taking off clothes and running naked in the restaurant', 'calling Qin Na his wife', and 'calling An Nan his daughter'.
To be more serious, these three things happen at the same time.
Putting aside the consequences, Ash didn't seem like someone who cared about such a thing.
There's no way Igura could beat Ash up, right?
"Then let's move on to the next topic." Harvey said: "As for the fact that Ash suddenly found a woman, I put forward three possibilities: Ash's hallucination, Ash's hallucination hypnotized by Igula, Ash's beauty. The hallucination caused by the fog poisoning, the hallucination caused by Ash's damaged soul."
Because after the soul is damaged, it is necessary to sleep for eight hours, and it is impossible to have two hours of high-quality workman's sleep. Out of habit, Ash told others about his death in the virtual realm.
Liz raised her hand and seriously corrected: "Uncle Harvey, you clearly made four points!"
Ash had a dark look on his face: "Actually, it's just a little bit...and it's really not my imagination! At least it's not just that!"
Harvey thought for a while: "I have nothing to say about this matter. After all, you and I are of the same sex, and my aesthetics are more advanced. You will definitely not be convinced by my evaluation of you. Let it be Liz, you have to trust your daughter." Bar?"
Ash looked at Liz, who calmly swallowed the cake in one bite and burped.
She wiped her hands with a tissue, then grabbed Ash's sleeve, her nose twitching, her eyes filled with tears, and her face was filled with sympathy and pity.
"I'm sorry, Dad. I shouldn't have pushed you so hard. We don't want a stepmother, okay? I'll never mention my stepmother in front of you again. Don't abuse yourself like this. Liz's heart hurts..."
Ash immediately unbuckled his belt and said, "Harvey, can you do medical miracles? Can you cure a bad ass after being slapped?"