Chapter 285 You Don’t Even Want to Call Me Daddy

"Liz, don't move. If you move any more, we will all rush to the street!"

On the road out of Azula's city, a group of people from the funeral office were engaging in a healthy night ride.

Yes, they are riding bicycles.

After leaving the core city of Azura, which is the edge of the second-tier city, An Nan asked everyone to get off the car, and then released the float vehicle, allowing it to escape freely in the other direction.

"Don't get caught by evil humans again," Ash thought as he looked at the floating car going away.

Needless to say, even Ash knew the meaning of this move: continuing to drive would only expose their specific location, and they might blow up while driving.

Although according to the confidentiality rules of the Gospel, others cannot directly locate the location of Ashiu and others, but they can find ways to track their transportation. And all vehicles with automatic operating systems are using the data analysis of the Gospel. In front of NTR enthusiasts like Jiahaoyueyuan Office who like to control other people's cars, it is only a matter of time before they become the masters.

Changing modes of transportation is inevitable, but it is already the seventeenth century. Not to mention the Gospel Kingdom, even the Blood Moon Kingdom is promoting transportation automation. So when they prepare to escape Azula, the only safe means of transportation they can find is a bicycle.

In addition to single-person bicycles, there are also two-person and three-person bicycles. In addition, the light screen above the bicycle shed is playing images of orc-elf couples’ parent-child trips. It is conceivable that these bicycles should be used for suburban excursions. , rather than used to escape.

Speaking of which, is the orc-elf couple a model couple officially recognized by the Gospel Nation?

Then the scene suddenly became funny: everyone rode bicycles to escape from the pursuit of the red hat and the office, and An Nan was wearing pajamas, and Ash was wearing slippers...

Fortunately, there were no cars on the roads outside the core area of ​​the city at night. Otherwise, if someone saw them, they might not think they were some weird reorganized family.

Ash was responsible for driving Liz. Although there were bicycles for children, firstly they were slow, and secondly... Liz couldn't ride them.

So Liz could only sit in the back seat of Ash's car, but she seemed to really treat it as a temporary outing, wandering around restlessly. After scolding her, he felt that the little girl finally calmed down, and Ash breathed a sigh of relief, blowing the cool night breeze and thinking about the current situation.

There is no doubt that tonight's transition from a peaceful working life to an escape plot is all because of him.

Although he did nothing, his presence was stamped by the Gospels as contrary to public morals.

Ashiu still hasn't figured out why he appears on the art list, and it's still in the capacity of a work - he can only be glad that the creator is Annan and not Harvey - although the Gospels praise his portraits as the first 1. It looks like a fanatical fan, but in fact, it looks like a fan but is actually a fan.

Even though there is not a single word in the Gospels about what Ash has done, the first nine works clearly indicate that the Gospel Kingdom is in disaster, and the first-ranked work is a personal portrait. No one with any imagination would think that Ash An innocent tourist passing by.

Either the savior angel or the source of all evil, there is no other option.

Obviously the Empire Central Committee believed the latter. In fact, Ash also believed it was the latter - he didn't think he had the courage to save the world.

However, he didn't really think that he would create a legacy that would last forever. He simply felt that his resume was tainted by An Nan and Yongjie Chang Zai.

That's right, eternal calamity is always there. Ash still remembers that colleague who pooped and didn't know how to wipe it. The new profession she left for herself, the 'Eternal Calamity Walker', still exists. Ash strongly doubted that he would be on the art list. There was a high probability that the Eternal Tribulation Walker had finally taken effect, triggering the "luck roll -50 at critical moments", which was why he was considered a disaster in this world by the Gospel.

Just like a project that was losing money and falling apart, the angry big boss wanted to find someone to lay off at random to vent his anger, so he casually pointed at Ash.

In addition, An Nan is also very suspicious. According to her, in order to interfere with the future weaving of the Gospels, she has been adding fuel to the resumes of Ash and others these days. Although there is a high probability that the Gospels are not believed, what if they are believed?

Now it's just in case.

God knows if An Nan added a setting to him that is similar to "This is a genius magician who never gives up, is full of passion, is good at uniting his partners, and whose ideal is world peace and mutual understanding between all people" - if that is the case In terms of character design, it is true that Ash was wronged by the Gospel.

But now Ya Xiu needs to think about one more question.

That is whether An Nan will hand him over to keep him safe.

Although An Nan escaped so quickly, in fact she had no need to escape. As long as she agrees to jointly develop Igula and others with Jiahao Yueyuan Office, Jiahao Yueyuan Office will immediately become her backing.

She has a way out.

But Ash has no way out. Now the empire center has listened to the slander of the Gospel and actually believes that a 0-star waste like Ash will really bring disaster to this land. Once he is caught by the red hat, he will definitely die, even if It is useless to talk about human rights in the gospel kingdom.

Imprisoned? Being locked up for a few years will definitely lead to resentment and disaster!

exile? If you are exiled, you will definitely feel resentful and take revenge on society!

Having become convinced that Ash's future will only bring disaster, all roads leading to the future will be viewed as nutrients. The only way to save Ash is to give him no future.

If it were someone else, Ash would definitely agree to sacrifice his happy family, but the problem was that he was the one to be sacrificed, so of course he couldn't just surrender.

Be prepared for the worst...

Snapped.

Ash heard the sound of the safety being released, and then a hard object pressed against his lower back.

"...Are all children's rebellious stages so intense nowadays?"

However, Ash soon realized the reason why Liz was so aggressive - a floating car roared from behind, which brought too heavy a psychological burden to the escapees.

They were riding on the tree-lined road at the edge of the road. Although it was night, the infrastructure of the gospel country was so perfect. Every step of the way, there was a light, and the road was as bright as a cemetery during the day.

But An Nan and others didn't do anything special. When the floating vehicle passed by, Banji explained: "That's a express truck, fully automatic and driverless, and we haven't been discovered yet."

"But what about the driving monitor in the car?" Igula asked: "If our whereabouts are photographed..."

An Nan directly chose to flee out of the city instead of staying in Azula to fight guerrilla warfare. The biggest reason was that there were too many monitors in the city. Rather than directly locking the target location, both Red Hat and the firm prefer to use the Gospels to investigate the monitor - the monitor does not have as high a level of confidentiality as a natural person.

As long as they have left traces on the monitor, others only need to spend points to obtain their last location, which is legal and compliant and belongs to civil rights.

"This car is going to the secondary city Omidor. Even if Azula's people use the Gospel, it is impossible to call Omidor's monitor data across the city. It will be at least the day after tomorrow before they find our traces."

"By then, we will have appeared in another city."

An Nan turned into the path next to the road on his bicycle, and a group of people followed him in. Soon, they came to a hill, or hillside, which was not even as high as the fir trees on both sides of the road.

"It should be right here..."

An Nan motioned for everyone to get out of the car, and then she followed Panji to look around.

When Ash was idle, he glanced at the gun in Liz's hand: "Where did it come from?"

"I bought it at the curtain." Liz said: "The "Children's Interesting Arms Gift Pack", in addition to ten boxes of bullets, there is also a box of kitten bullets, a box of puppy bullets, and a box of very rare pulleys. Fat bomb! Only one gift pack out of ten big gift packs will be released! "

"What's the use of special bullets?"

"It looks good! biubiubiu! If you ejaculate on others, others will be happy, right?"

"Children can actually buy blunderbuss at the Curtain and have it delivered to their home... In this regard, it is much more open than Blood Moon." Ya Xiu stretched out his hand to lower the mouth of her blunderbuss: "Remember not to point the blunderbuss at anyone, and you The insurance is not off...just leave it to me for safekeeping."

"No!"

Liz showed an expression like a little animal protecting food, shook her head resolutely, and tightly guarded the gun, "We... Liz needs the gun to protect ourselves!"

"I will protect you, have you forgotten, our contract-"

"But dad you don't mean it."

Ash's stretched out hand was knocked aside. He blinked. The tacit understanding created by eating, drinking and playing in the past few days was completely shattered with this blow.

The white-haired little girl showed a hint of loneliness on her face. She looked down at her toes and said in a hushed voice: "You actually hate me, right? It's me who insists on pulling you and making you sign an agreement to protect me... who Would you want a daughter who will only cause trouble?"

"If we are not in danger, we can continue to play the father-daughter game." She clenched her gun: "But the game is over."

Harvey and Igulla glanced at them, turned their heads and guarded the surroundings.

Ash looked at the little hedgehog in front of him, but he didn't feel much surprised.

As Liz said, their relationship was just for fun. At first, Liz just wanted to maintain a superficial father-daughter relationship with him to numb An Nan. However, these days were too peaceful, so peaceful that Ash heard "Dad" He will also turn his head subconsciously.

The peaceful illusion of time has been shattered, and it’s time for them to return to the life-and-death reality.

Having said that…

Ash squatted in front of Liz, eye level with her.

"Be nice when you ask Aunt Bojin to tie your hair. The trick is to give yourself an ugly braid first, and then he won't be able to stand it anymore."

"Um."

"The best way to play games is to find Benji, followed by Harvey, but remember not to enter his room when looking for Harvey."

"Um."

"And when you are looking for the eldest lady..."

Liz couldn't listen anymore, so she grabbed his sleeve and pulled it back and forth.

"Are you going to ignore me anymore?"

Ash raised his eyebrows: "Didn't you say the game is over? From now on, you and I will be strangers. At most, due to contract restrictions, I will come out to save you when you are in danger."

"I didn't mean it would never end." Liz muttered.

"Then what do you mean? If anything happens, you'll be with Ash, if nothing happens, you'll be with dad. If you're in danger, you'll want to be your comrade-in-arms, and when you're stable, you'll be a father and daughter?"

Liz squirmed around restlessly and pursed her lips and said, "Isn't it possible?"

Ya Xiu said: "You said I hate you, why should I cooperate with you? You don't listen to me, do I want to listen to you?"

There was a mist in the little girl's eyes, she took out a small mirror and looked down without saying anything. After a moment, she reluctantly took out the gun. Ash stretched out his hand and pulled it. He didn't pull it, so he grabbed it with force.

While checking his handgun, he asked, "Have you ever learned the art of gunsmithing?"

Liz didn't speak, or refused to speak, and her nose twitched. When Ash asked the question for the second time, she shouted dissatisfied: "I haven't learned it yet!"

"Well - do you want to learn?"

"Huh?" Liz looked at Ash doubtfully: "Are you going to teach me?"

"I haven't learned anything either, so I can't teach you."

Liz didn't say anything, she just looked at Ash with an expression that said, "You're here to make trouble, right?" Ash shrugged: "But we can learn gun skills from Ban Ji. When we settle down, how about we learn gun skills from Ban Ji together? I wonder if Ban Ji has gun skills that "must be taught to children in the future" Skill……"

Liz also thought of the games in Banji’s cabinet that were “to be played with the children in the future” and couldn’t help but chuckle: “Brother Banji might let us play gun skills games.”

After ejecting the gun from the chamber and checking the safety, Ash returned the gun to Liz under her surprised gaze: "Unless it's really an emergency, don't use the gun. Even if you don't believe me, You should also believe in the contract, no matter who wants to harm you, they must first step over my body."

"...won't you take it away?"

"You just said that I was not sincere, but in fact you have never been sincere yourself." Ash reached out and rubbed Little Liz's head: "You never believe that adults will protect you, you only believe in yourself. "

"How pitiful." He said softly: "Just as pitiful as Igurra and Harvey."

Liz was startled for a moment, then shook her head vigorously: "I'm not pathetic!"

"Since you don't want to trust adults, then you should hold a weapon that can protect yourself. Liz, you are a smart child. I believe you know the importance." Ashus smiled and said: "But you are too smart, so there are Sometimes you think wrong."

"What did I think wrong?"

"You said no one would want a daughter who would only bring trouble. And that's true."

Seeing Liz's mood drop rapidly, Ash reached out and flicked her forehead: "But not having a child will only bring trouble to adults."

Ash couldn't help but remember that when he returned to his hometown, his eldest brother always complained to him about the naughty children at home. He hoped that his younger brother could beat his nephew more often. After all, it was a rare trip back - his eldest brother and sister-in-law lived with his parents, and his nephew usually With the protection of grandparents, it was like a crab walking sideways. The eldest brother was stopped several times when he tried to take action, and the newly purchased Septwolves belt has never been used.

However, when the two were chatting over late-night snacks, the eldest brother couldn't help but show off to his younger brother what kind of competition his nephew had participated in, and showed his younger brother photos of their family's family outing. His nephew gave him a gift last Father's Day, and he was as happy as if he had drawn a magic card in a mobile game.

Although Ash has long been a ruthless money-making worker, looking at the uncontrollable joy on his elder brother's face, he seemed to feel the same way.

"What do you mean?" Liz covered her forehead, confused.

"It means you don't even want to call me daddy." Ash stood up and smiled.

It was a title that she could spit out casually in the past, but now Liz felt so embarrassed that she just held on to Ash's sleeve.

"found it."

Following the joyous sound of the panji, a portal suddenly appeared on the hillside, with a staircase extending underground. Everyone hurriedly pushed their bicycles in. Following their footsteps, the lights in the stairwell turned on one by one, like a belated knock on the door, waking up the sleeping owner.

When they reached the end, what appeared before them was a fully equipped basement.

"I can finally take a break."

An Nan breathed a sigh of relief, lay down on the assembled sofa and rolled lazily a few times, then sat up and said to everyone: "Welcome to my grandfather's tomb."