Chapter 96: Old Antique's Gossip Time

On May 19, Tuesday of the fourth week of school, it was time for the familiar history theory class of Lao Gudong.

I saw a fat man with a broad back and a round body at the door. He walked to the classroom on tiptoe and appeared on the podium of Class 3 of Senior One on time.

Lao Gudong rarely brought textbooks to class. He had memorized the test points in the textbooks.

Wang Ling felt that in a sense, it was difficult to teach without textbooks and raise the classroom atmosphere to a pleasant range that everyone could accept. Looking at the entire No. 60 Middle School, Lao Gudong was a typical representative of teachers who did a good job in this regard. And this form of teaching without textbooks actually tested the personal ability of a teacher.

After a weekend and a Monday. In just three days, Lao Gudong's outline seemed to have expanded a lot... It was no longer a secret that Lao Gudong and Director Xie of No. 59 Middle School were in love. As a man in love, Wang Ling knew that Lao Gudong's form of love must be to take Director Xie out to eat together.

Wang Ling felt that not only Old Antique, but even Director Xie must have become a lot fatter than before...

"A lot of things have happened in the past few days. I wonder if you have heard of an organization called the Holy Knights?"

When Old Antique said this, the discussion in the class obviously increased a lot. Obviously, after being exposed by the media, this fake milk powder pyramid scheme has gained widespread attention from all walks of life in a short period of time.

Old Antique's hand flashed with inspiration, and he placed a tin can on the table: "I bought this can of fake milk powder from a saint milk powder. At that time, the other party also strongly recommended me to be an agent."

"Teacher, what happened later?" Lin Xiaoyu asked curiously.

"Later, this can of milk powder was fooled by me without paying a penny... After listening to my teachings, the saint milk powder decided to turn over a new leaf and become a new person!"

When Old Antique said this, many people in the audience laughed, thinking that Old Antique was bragging again. Only Sun Rong and Wang Ling staggered in their hearts... When Old Antique said that he could kill people with a piece of chalk, many people thought it was a joke, but it really killed people.

So, this incident is obvious and should be true...

This time, Old Antique started with the incident of the Holy Knights selling fake milk powder, which obviously has other implications. After the lesson "The Replay and Evolution of Ancient TV Dramas in Huaxiu Country", "Modern History of Huaxiu Country" has become the highlight of the history theory class. It is also a must-test point designated by Old Antique in the mid-term and final exams, and the knowledge involved is very extensive.

Before, Old Antique used the fake milk powder incident of the Holy Knights just to start a discussion and arouse enough interest among students.

When the class quieted down again, everyone knew that the main film had begun...

"The modern history of Huaxiu should start from the first Guapi War, which was a history of national humiliation full of disasters." When Lao Gugu talked about the definition, he couldn't help but sigh: "Back then, in order to fight against the Guapi army led by Guapi Demon Lord, Huaxiu had sacrificed countless predecessors in the cultivation world... Some students may have doubts and don't understand what Guapi means. Here I will explain it briefly. The so-called Guapi is actually a kind of drug. In the past, it was usually crushed and made into cigarettes. Once you take a puff, you can't help but take a second puff, and then your IQ will go up. The more you smoke, the lower it gets. ”

Everyone: “…”

“The most important thing is that once you smoke melon peel, you will become addicted.”

Everyone: “…”

Old Antique smiled and said, “Back then, the melon peel army was formed very quickly. It was no less than the current Holy Knights. So the country is very worried about this Holy Knights, fearing that it will repeat the mistakes of the melon peel army. Although it has been confirmed that the substances contained in fake milk powder will not affect the human body. But the impact on the national economy is quite bad. ”

Everyone couldn't help but nod. Those who have prepared for this lesson know that when the melon peel army first rose, it relied on pyramid selling to gather a large number of people in a short period of time. It's just that the pyramid selling form did not immediately attract the attention of Hua Xiuguo at the beginning, and when Hua Xiuguo reacted, he found that the incident had become out of control.

According to the old antique's usual teaching method, usually before the start of a lesson, the old antique will quickly sort out the framework of the course.

The beginning of this major historical event, "Modern History of Huaxiu Country - About the First Guapi War", started when Guapi Demon Lord sold the drug Guapi in a pyramid scheme. Lao Gudong has a deep understanding of this period of history, because it is a shameful history. At that time, foreigners jokingly called this period of Huaxiu Country's history "the era of all people eating melons." So to this day, this period is a must-test point in the annual history theory exam, in order to remind students to remember history and not forget national humiliation.

After quickly sorting out the causes of the First Guapi War, it was time for Lao Gudong to gossip again.

This time, the object of Lao Gudong's gossip was Guapi Demon Lord.

"I wonder how much the students know about Guapi Demon Lord?" Lao Gudong asked on the podium.

Weiwei waited for a moment, and seeing that the class was completely silent, the old antique showed his signature smile: "It is rumored that this Guapi Demon Lord is very powerful. To give a simple example, General Yi, one of the ten founding generals of our Huaxiu country, once had a record of fighting with Guapi Demon Lord. At that time, the two of them fought with each other, and Guapi Demon Lord did not move at all, while General Yi took three steps back in succession."

There was an uproar in the class!

How strong is General Yi?

——This is the Sword Saint! The legendary figure who slew the demon god with General Shi of the Ministry of National Defense!

"But as far as I know, Guapi Demon Lord was actually seriously injured at that time. He just held on. So, after the first Guapi War, Guapi Demon Lord disappeared from the world, and no one knows his whereabouts." Old Antique said.

"Is he dead?" Someone asked, and most of the students in the class were also curious.

"There are rumors that he is dead. Since the second Guapi War, the Guapi Army under Guapi Demon Lord has been handed over to the Guapi Demon Lord's direct disciple Shepi Zhenxian. But what's strange is that so far, no one has ever leaked the news of Guapi Demon Lord's death. I am a little suspicious. Is it possible that this Shepi Zhenxian may have imprisoned his injured master and then usurped the throne." Old Antique expressed his guess.

Master Erdan exclaimed: "Imprisonment play?! What the hell!? Is this Guapi Demon Lord sadistic?"

"Master and disciple CP is the best!" Lin Xiaoyu was excited, and immediately imagined a 100,000-word gay story in his mind.

"Of course, there is a more credible rumor that Guapi Demon Lord sealed his soul in a magic weapon to escape the pursuit of his apprentice. The rumor says that it is a mask with curse power..."

When the old antique said this, Wang Ling, who had been gloomy, suddenly raised his head. ...