Chapter 133 Peanut Has Finally Grown Up!
For the physical examination before the military training, because Xiuzhen General Hospital did not have enough manpower, Lie Mengmeng was recruited from the Internet as a "temporary worker." Only responsible for the "sampling inspection" link. In addition, there are routine physical examination items such as height, weight, blood test, and urine test.
Among these many dazzling links, the most painful thing is the so-called "physical examination" on the physical examination form.
By standing on a scanner and using ionizing light technology, one can quickly detect bone density, bone status, and the development of boys' little brothers... This is the part that little peanut is most afraid of.
During the blood test, Wang Ling felt very embarrassed because when the female nurse pricked his finger with an injection, the needle was crooked! These needles are specially customized by Cultivation General Hospital and can easily penetrate the foundation building stage.
The female nurse did not believe in evil and injected two more needles in succession. As a result, the needles of both needles were crooked...
Just when the female nurse was about to complain to the head nurse about the quality of the needles, Wang Ling put his finger into his mouth and bit an opening...
Female nurse: "..."
Wang Ling's experience in the previous few sessions was considered to be a near miss, and he was able to cope with most of them.
When it came to the last physical examination, this was the item that Wang Ling was really nervous about.
In the past, when science and technology were not yet mature, specialized orthopedic experts would come to schools to conduct physical examinations for students in cultivation colleges. Moreover, these old experts have a characteristic, their visual inspection ability is very strong, which is probably passed down from Mrs. Dong. You don’t need a ruler at all. You can tell at a glance how long a boy’s penis is and how it is developing...
However, in the past decade or so, with the rapid development of technology, efficiency has obviously become much faster than before. The most troublesome physical examination in the past can now be understood by standing on the machine and taking a photo with an ion beam.
Little Peanut was very nervous, restless, and his eyes wandered to the sky.
Due to his constitution since he was young, Little Peanut's physique is relatively much worse than other normal foundation-building students. Even the little brothers seem to be a little shorter than normal boys, which makes little peanut have a sense of inferiority since he was a child. So much so that when I was in school, I would only dare to go to the restroom when no one was around...
Little Peanut is actually very similar to Wang Ling.
But the reason why Wang Ling didn't go to the toilet was because his penis was too big...
Chen Chao and Guo Erdan, two very nervous guys, took the lead and stood on the ion machine to measure one by one. At the other end, five meters apart, two female nurses stared at the screen, with expressions on their faces as if they had witnessed strong winds and waves, as if they were unruffled...
Soon, it was Little Peanut's turn.
Little Peanut stood on the ion machine, his eyes closed in fear, his face flushed with embarrassment.
The ionizing light slowly shines down from the top of Little Peanut's head...
At this moment, Wang Ling, who was behind Little Peanut, shook his finger secretly.
Among the three thousand avenues, there is a "transplantation of flowers and wood" technique, which can graft part of one's body to another person's body. In order to prevent himself from attracting too much attention, Wang Ling felt that he could cooperate with Little Peanut... However, once the grafting technique is performed, one-third of the parts cannot be recovered after the technique is released...
Soon, the ion light hit the middle part of the little peanut...
All the boys saw that the two female nurses in front of the screen actually covered their mouths, showing expressions of surprise as if they had seen wild beasts!
Damn it! ——This is too big!
Why can such a small boy be so strong? ?
Little Peanut slowly opened his eyes, feeling that something was wrong.
He saw the two female nurses looking at him as if they wanted to eat him, which made him feel uncomfortable all over.
Twenty minutes later, everyone had finished measuring.
And this "physical examination" report was quickly integrated by computer and distributed in the form of electronic printing, and everyone had one copy...
When school was over, Little Peanut took the report card and looked at it timidly. He was shocked! ——Thirty-seven...thirty-seven centimeters? Damn it... This is already catching up with the pace of Europe and the United States, right? ! Is this girl just a donkey whip? Are you that big?
In disbelief, he opened his pants and took a peek. Little Peanut was stunned...
Although it is not as exaggerated as the 37 centimeters on the physical examination report, it is obvious that the little brother is now completely at the level of a normal boy, and even a little beyond the average level.
Why is this happening?
Su Xiao stood up from her seat in surprise. For the first time, she felt this heavy feeling that she had never experienced before... and burst into tears with excitement! ——Little Peanut has really grown up! ! Did the wish you made on your birthday really come true? Thank you so much! The great god of cultivation!
Wang Ling: "..." I'm giving you an advantage!
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When Wang Ling returned home in the evening, he found that Wang Ma and the old man were not there, and the kitchen was empty. Only the Wang family, father and son, and Loopy Ha were left in the huge Wang family.
The scandal of profiteering is in the limelight, and Wang Ma is the heroine of the story for the first time. Reporters from all major news media are trying their best to make some gossip about Wang Ma.
Both Wang's father and mother were a little bothered by this. So after the couple discussed it, Wang's father decided to let Wang's mother and the old man take his salary card and go out to travel to relax and avoid the limelight. When they left, they didn't even bring gifts, and they could buy clothes and daily necessities on the way.
This was the first time Wang Ling felt that Wang's father was so generous...
Sure enough, men who love their wives are the most handsome!
However, when Wang's mother and the old man left, dinner became a problem.
Although in theory, Wang Ling didn't need to eat at all, he could maintain his body functions by absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth every day. But over the years, dinner has almost become Wang Ling's habit... I always feel a little empty if I don't eat dinner.
There is no way to order takeout. The Wang family's small villa is too remote and is not within the range of takeout service. Now the only way is to let the father and son take Erha out to find food by themselves.
Wang's father searched for the nearest business near Donghuang Road. There is only one store called "Midnight Diner" within the 800-kilometer range of Donghuang Road...
Dad Wang frowned, because he quickly found out that the rating of this store was a bit low. The overall rating on Douban Food Review was only 2.6 points... and that's still a ten-pointer!
When they clicked on the menu provided by the store, both father and son were shocked...
Small bowl of old-style pickled cabbage beef noodles...
Medium bowl of old-style pickled cabbage beef noodles...
Large bowl of old-style pickled cabbage beef noodles...
And then...
That's it...