Chapter 148: There Is No Such Thing as Not Gaining Weight After Eating

June 1, Tuesday of the sixth week of school.

This day happened to be Children's Day. When Wang Ling went to school, he found that there were many more naughty children on the street because of the Children's Day holiday.

When he came to the class in the morning, Master Erdan had already copied the homework, and then sat there in a dress and touched his beard, and began to sigh that time was not forgiving: "... Hey, I'm old! I'm old! There's no Children's Day! Do you know, according to the latest age classification table issued by the United Nations of Cultivation, our age... has entered the mid-life crisis!"

When he said this, Chen Chao inexplicably began to feel a little sad. He felt that he actually looked quite sunny and not very old. Because he was addicted to fitness and sports every day, he also had a body of tendon meat that boys envied.

Sexy muscles and lines will add points to a boy's temperament!

But even so, when he was riding the subway this morning, he was still called by a cute little boy of four or five years old: Uncle!

Uncle... Uncle...

At that time, Chen Chao's heart was like a thunderbolt. The whole person was burned by electricity!

This feeling is just like your girlfriend grabbing your collar and asking you seriously who you should save first if you and your mother fall into the water at the same time! Uncle, your sister! At least... you should call him brother!

After Chen Chao realized it, he felt that this analogy was not appropriate...

Because, he didn't have a girlfriend at all!

So, just like that...

The middle-aged crisis duo who thought they were already "old and frail" - Chen Chao and Master Erdan, were depressed for a whole morning because of this matter.

Speaking of Chen Chao's muscles, Wang Ling also secretly touched his belly.

Well... soft and very elastic.

Wang Ling analyzed the reason for his belly fat.

It was mainly because the limited edition beef ramen flavored instant noodles that the old man brought from Tianhe South were so delicious! He couldn't help but eat a box one night...

And this is the price of being unrestrained!

But many young people nowadays don't know how to be restrained... Wang Ling felt that he was actually a typical example.

He doesn't need to eat, but he does have cravings.

The world of foodies is something that ordinary people don't understand!

But Wang Ling doesn't have to worry about gaining weight. If there's extra weight on his body, he can just rub it off when he gets home... That's why Wang Ling can't gain weight.

You can't resist gaining weight, and sometimes you gain weight without noticing.

Wang Ling always feels that there are two types of people in school who are very similar and can be classified as "bitches" at the same time...

The first is the top student who says he failed the exam after the exam.

And the second is... the skinny guy who brags every day that he won't gain weight no matter how much he eats!

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At two o'clock in the afternoon, it was supposed to be physical education time, and everyone was ready to run to the playground to breathe some fresh air. However, the physical education teacher appeared at the door of the class by himself. With this bitter and resentful expression, everyone immediately knew that today's physical education class was probably over again!

Teacher Pan's chemistry class, Teacher Han Meimei's English class, Teacher Lu Ziming's math class... No one dared to occupy these classes, and once there was a school anniversary event in the school, most of the time was occupied by physical education classes.

So in school, the first person to be unlucky is definitely the physical education teacher!

Physical education teacher Ye Han, with natural curly blonde hair, is tall and strong. Moreover, Wang Ling also knew through reading memories that Teacher Ye has a special hobby, that is, he likes to clamp a towel between his legs, and then hold one end in one hand and rub it back and forth repeatedly. It is said that this move is the famous move of the legendary father of sports philosophy, Herrington, which has the magical effect of strengthening muscles and bones and maintaining blood circulation!

Teacher Ye has always been very low-key in school. Never compete with other teachers for classes... As long as there is a place where physical education is needed, just find him! This is what is called, honest people are always easy to be bullied...

Sixtieth Middle School received the advertisement of Moxianbao, and Principal Chen had given the task to let the head teachers of each class play the lecture video in class to promote Moxianbao.

With Teacher Pan's personality, of course he is unwilling to occupy his own class time. So... Teacher Ye is out of luck.

Teacher Ye stood on the podium and put down the blue book in his hand helplessly. He originally planned to test the children in the class to run 1,000 meters today... If they didn't run within ten seconds, they would all fail!

There are only fifteen students in Class 3 of Grade 11. It doesn't take much time to test them all. However, Teacher Pan still found me and asked me to play a video of an educational lecture provided by "Moxianbao" in the physical education class.

"Students, you have to understand the teacher. I am also helpless."

Teacher Ye complained on the podium, and the boys complained under the podium... Only Li Xuanjing took the opportunity to take out his homework with an indifferent look and quickly started to do it.

This is why Li Xuanjing doesn't take homework home every time after school, because he finishes all his homework during class time!

Teacher Ye used the projector in the classroom to play the so-called educational video of Moxianbao, which is a program similar to an educational lecture. The elite class students present here are already well aware of the program routines of this type of private training institutions... In a program like this, the institution's peripheral products will definitely be promoted in the middle or last few minutes of the program.

As expected, at the end of the show, the hostess on the stage suddenly said in a loud voice: "Next, let's applaud and welcome the learning captain from Moxianbao to recommend a learning aid product for us."

A fat man with five bars on his shoulder appeared on the screen. He was a bit thicker than Master Erdan in terms of body shape and not very good-looking, but everyone knew this fat man! ——This is Tan Jiaming, the top scorer in last year's college entrance examination, who was directly admitted to a 211 key school of cultivation with an extremely high score of 197,000! He was nicknamed the Captain of the Five Bars!

The news media at that time were all booing, because this person directly received 3 super spiritual pills subsidized by the government! A full 3 super spiritual pills, this is definitely a god-like subsidy. And it is said that the captain only took one of them and broke through to the middle stage of the golden elixir...

The captain stood on the podium, sharing his own secret of learning, and then a flash of inspiration came out of his hand, and he turned into a bottle of potion, and then pinched it with two fingers and made a big scissors hand gesture to the camera: "It! Moxian Water! It's my secret of learning!"

Wang Ling immediately knew that this thing must be the bottle of mutant potion! Moreover, Wang Ling looked up and was surprised to find that... This potion has been improved! The color was clearly black before, but now it is colorful!

And the most terrifying thing is that after the captain's promotion, the female host on the podium showed a joint appraisal certificate by four experts!

These are the four legendary experts who are at the top of the health care product industry!

The versatile doctor Liu Hongbin...

The diabetes master Li Chiming...

The rheumatism supreme Wang Zhijin...

The kidney deficiency medicine emperor Gao Zhenzhong...

Wang Ling: "..."

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