Chapter 72: Carrying the Thigh
This time, Zhuo Yi became famous again... He became the first man in the world to carry Secretary Dakang's thigh.
All the witnesses present will never be able to see this historic scene!
Not everyone can carry the old secretary's thigh. In the past, the old secretary carried a gun and rice, crossed thousands of mountains and rivers to ambush the demon god. Such an old predecessor who has made countless military achievements for the country and is still famous today. He was actually carried by a junior...
For a while, many people were trying to figure out the meaning of this.
Zhuo Yi's "Hundred Steps Flying Sword" performance, this is no longer important. Because when the old secretary was sucked out by a gravitational force, the leaders of the two schools in the field, including the security guards present, rushed out together to protect the old secretary's safety...
Wang Ling will never forget that scene.
On the playground, thousands of eyes were on the field, and the breeze was blowing gently. Under everyone's gaze, the old secretary brushed off the dust on his body, then slowly got up from the ground. His long legs were a little eye-catching and fluttered in the wind. He turned his head slightly and said to Zhuo Yi: "Xiao Zhuo Zi, come find me after the event is over!"
Everyone was shocked! ——He was not angry! ?
Everyone knew that the old secretary was also the secretary of the Ten Thousand Schools Alliance, which was a position of power and the top position of the Ten Thousand Schools Alliance. Combined with Zhuo Yi's identity as the deputy director of the General Administration of 100 Schools, as well as his recent achievements and the results of the polls... Many people felt that this seemingly nonsensical scene was actually planned by the old secretary, suggesting that everyone had found a suitable successor!
The situation is now very clear, and this successor is very likely... Zhuo Yi!
"...Is the old secretary not injured?" The two principals were already scared out of their wits. They didn't expect such a mistake to happen at the end of the exchange meeting.
"Injured? What kind of injury can I get?"
The old secretary smiled slightly: "I didn't expect that Xiao Zhuozi's sword wave was so powerful! It can tear my pants... But it doesn't matter, I'll just go change my pants! It's normal to control a strange spiritual sword and cause the spiritual power to lose control. Fortunately, Xiao Zhuozi was smart and handed all the gravitational waves to me. Otherwise, the students would be in trouble!"
It turned out that this was all Zhuoyi's emergency response...
Everyone suddenly realized!
"Don't worry that I will be angry. On the contrary, I think you should thank Xiao Zhuozi." The old secretary said: "I know that Xiao Zhuozi rarely has the opportunity to come into contact with spiritual swords after he started working. So my previous plan was to let him perform the air sword casually, but in the end... you insisted on letting him perform "Hundred Steps Flying Sword"! Look, isn't this a loss of control of spiritual power?"
"..."
"So, it was only me who was there. This sword wave hit me and would not have any effect on me, but if it caused harm to the students, it would be bad. Through this incident, you should learn a lesson. Sometimes you should not force others to do things, you know?"
"The old secretary is right! We must learn from the lesson and reflect on it!"
"Fortunately, Xiao Zhuozi reacted in time... so that no greater harm was caused."
"..."
Zhuo Yi also looked at the old secretary with a confused face.
Is this... another easy win?
"..."
Beside him, Wang Ling covered his face and listened to all this. He didn't expect that such a weird thing was actually covered up by the old secretary.
Because Jing Ke's "100% hairy legs on the shoulder" setting automatically attracts a man with the most hairy legs in the field!
God damn, his spiritual power is out of control!
God damn, he reacts in time!
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The four-day student exchange meeting finally came to an end with a standard ending. There is a saying that you can't get to know each other without fighting, and Tang Jingze thinks this sentence is quite appropriate. Although some unpleasant things happened these days, overall, it is still an unforgettable memory.
This is an experience that Wang Ling has never had since he was a child. He is not used to living in a group, and even found various excuses not to participate in the spring outings in elementary and junior high schools. But by chance, he came to No. 59 Middle School to participate in a four-day exchange activity. Although there were many troubles, at least Wang Ling was relieved that these troubles were still within the controllable range and did not exceed the scope of his control...
At the gate of No. 59 Middle School, a group of people from No. 60 Middle School were quietly waiting for the return bus.
It was already Friday, and it was time for school to end. For safety reasons, the school would arrange for bus drivers to plan routes and send every student home safely.
Wang Ling always felt annoyed with these transportation tools, because whether he ran or crawled... his speed was much faster than the transportation tools.
Tang Jingze and his group pondered for a long time, and still felt that they should come out to see him off. Although they lost the game, they still had to show their demeanor as a candidate for the city's key colleges.
At the school gate, Tang Jingze, as the representative of No. 59 Middle School, extended his hand to Sun Rong. However, just as his hand was halfway extended, Guo Hao stopped him halfway: "Men and women should not touch each other. To shake hands with Sun Rong, you need a handshake ticket, 30,000 yuan a ticket, no cheating!"
Tang Jingze shrank his claws: "... So expensive?"
"If it's just a farewell, it's the same if you shake hands with me. I'm the representative of the political class! I'm here on behalf of the people of the two schools!" Guo Hao said.
On the side, the corners of the mouths of several people twitched fiercely. This fat man's ability to bullshit has been getting better and better recently. Wang Ling has always felt that Master Erdan’s greatest attribute is his bad mouthfulness, an attribute that even outweighs his love of gossip.
Tang Jingze originally just wanted to say goodbye, but when he saw Guo Hao's attitude, he felt a little unhappy, so he stepped forward and held Guo Hao's hand firmly, took a deep breath and said, "The spirit gathering array in our school has been repaired. Well, you are welcome to come again!”
Master Erdan: "We won!"
Tang Jingze: "Our spirit gathering array has been strengthened this time! The spirit gathering effect is five times the original!"
Master Erdan: "We won!"
Tang Jingze: "Our school is also planning to expand the school building! Install an elevator!"
Master Erdan: "We won!"
Tang Jingze: "Can you please stop talking about the result of today's game... This is not good for the relationship between our two schools!"
Master Erdan: "Your Director Xie is in love, and his love partner is our history teacher!"
Tang Jingze: "..."
Master Erdan: "Your bad senior student turned good. He must have been corrected by the upright and discordant learning atmosphere of our No. 60 Middle School!"
Tang Jingze: "...let's change the topic."
Master Erdan: "The teacher Zhuo Yi, the deputy general manager of the Hundred Schools Alliance, who is on the podium today, graduated from our No. 60 Middle School."
Tang Jingze: "..." MMP!