Chapter 421 Things About Military Training
Military training.
The first big thing that every student must face when entering college!
OK, OK, OK, I know, I know,
Every student who has just entered college is dreaming about all the wonderful things I said about college before, but I forgot to tell you,
Before you go to experience those, please first go through the trial called ‘military training’.
In this military training, which can be as short as a week or as long as more than half a month, it can actually highlight the quality of the university,
What you will face...
It's a group of devilish creatures called "instructors" who give you various strong and man-locking orders to you who are new here.
(`へ′*)Hmph, don’t think I don’t know,
Every student who has just entered college, regardless of gender, will dress themselves up beautifully when they first start school. They will put on beautiful clothes that they had no chance to wear in high school and look cool. The excitement of the environment is meant to attract the attention of the opposite sex.
But, sorry!
I refuse...ahem,
(Sorry, I made a mistake...start over)
...
But, sorry! (Sneer face)
In the face of military training, all the bells and whistles have to disappear. It is impossible to break away from the organization!
(╯◣д◢)ツ┏━┓Impossible!
The first thing you have to face is that the quality is not very good, and it neither looks good nor is comfortable to wear. It is a camouflage military training uniform that is spread out with school garbage and has no money to make crudely. If you are not careful, it may open in the military when you lift your legs.
Most of them are flat shoes that are as hard as bare feet on the ground and are as hard as your bare feet on the ground.
Oh, and apart from these basic conditions, your biggest enemy is not the instructor from the army who always asks you to do something, has a rude temperament and carefree attitude, and the quality of your personality depends on the individual.
But the temperature in early September.
At this time, I have to say something off-topic. In the special month of September, which is divided into seasons, if you haven’t eaten the basic knowledge your geography teacher has given you...
You will know that cities with different latitudes also have quite different temperatures. A certain idiot’s hometown even started heating, but he is still in a situation where he cannot survive without air conditioning.
So if... I mean if, the city where the university you chose when you applied for the exam is not in the south and there are some well-known "stove" cities, then congratulations to you,
What you need for your college military training is simple training that can be endured by gritting your teeth a little bit.
If... of course I am talking about if, it is definitely not a self-destruction or anything like that...
If your eyes are blurry when you apply for the exam, your head is twitching for some reason, or you have no choice but to apply for a school in some well-known hot city in the south, or in a city like Beijing that is hot even in the north. A place to die...
Then all I can say is...
It's okay, kid, we have to learn to be strong (covering face, laughing and crying)
——The above is a tearful inner monologue from an unknown senior in his hometown in the far north.
And at this moment,
Jingcheng University, rushing to clean and repair the sports playground on the last day before military training,
The various teams that had just been divided according to class, all the freshmen of Beijing University were in an orderly manner on the open playground where participants could have a battle or countless numbered monsters pour out.
Facing the "good weather" with scorching sun and cloudless weather of more than 30 degrees in September, we stood in military posture,
As I said before, as one of the top universities in the country, Beijing University’s military training is... quite strict.
Not to mention the duration of about 20 days, the seriousness of various trainings, the fact that the best officers in the army will be invited to take charge, and the strict standards for review,
As a prestigious school, it is very strict... ahem, it is so strict that even if you are unable to participate in military training due to something unexpected during your freshman year,
You also need to make up for your sophomore year...
It's impossible for it to fall off.
It’s impossible to have sex in this life (serious face.jpg)
And on this basis,
Beijing is one of the hottest cities in the north...
So, after learning that there were no problems on the playground and that the freshmen military training was going on as scheduled, I looked at the senior I had just met and smiled meaningfully.
Almost all of the ‘future pillars’ who are standing in military posture in the scorching heat, wearing thin camouflage uniforms and flat shoes, are gnashing their teeth and thinking in their hearts:
Mom, don't let us know which bastard who was in a hurry to finish the job and rush to reincarnation contracted the project!
Sweat continued to flow down from the cheeks, the soles of the feet hurt and the muscles began to sore. The freshmen who started military training on the first day did not complain, because they knew that they would never live without love.
There are still more than half a month of such days...
They don't dare to hope that the military training will be cancelled. They just want that if the playground cannot be used, can't we have classes first and then the military training?
Since even an extension cannot be realized, don’t give us any hope that we can survive this hottest period of time!
Hope will only make people more desperate!
I have to say that this is actually a blow to many people, because if you think about it, girls who pursue a high-quality life naturally do not allow themselves to get tanned, so various sun protection measures are quite difficult. Trouble, this also applies to boys who want to protect their skin.
Of course, if you ask me if you are short and ugly, after this military training, can you become stronger and stronger, with eight-pack abs and so on?
All I can say is, kid, go to sleep, there is everything in your dreams.
Put aside these delusions that cannot be achieved by short-term military training, and recognize the facts. In the current situation of military training, if you are short and ugly, after military training...
You will only become short, dark and ugly.
emmm....hahaha (laughing loudly)
A loud whistle sounded——
The captains of each square team looked at the person in charge of this military training. The figure that made them look forward to it expressed their acceptance. Then they turned around in a standard posture and faced the students of their own square team with a loud and solemn voice. The opening:
"Free time, rest for ten minutes!"
Wow!
After shouting an order, a square team of freshmen who were originally like pieces of tofu fell limply in an instant. Almost all of them collapsed on the ground and gasped for air. They looked at the instructor who was clearly standing with them.
There was nothing wrong with the high temperature of more than 30 degrees. Even during the free time, he still maintained strict standard movements. He turned 360 degrees and ran towards the instructor's gathering place to report his progress.
"Damn it, I don't know if it's my imagination, why do I feel that this year's instructors are particularly powerful."
In military training, as a fellow soldier who suffered in military training, I can easily talk to people even if I don’t know them next to me.
After all, we are all friends in the hard days ahead, the kind of 'good friends' who if they see each other fainting, they will definitely slap them twice to confirm whether they are faking it, and insist on making progress together.
"Um, brother, what do you mean this year..."
"Stop talking, junior, it's all said and done..."
"..."
Chatting and talking nonsense is probably the only thing that supports all the freshmen in military training, because...
This instructor is really strict with his management (face covering)
Every student who graduated from Beijing University will still remember the severity of the military training instructors until they learned from their seniors that they were soldiers from the troops directly under the Beijing Military Region.
"Oh my god, this...is this really military training...don't you want...my life...?"
Among the freshmen, there will always be students who are relatively weak in physical fitness and not good at sports and physical fitness. Such complaints are especially common in this capital university that has extremely high score requirements. Although the school can improve this point This is the purpose of organizing military training.
"Why do you have to practice turning and military postures so many times... This is simply wrong from the perspective of efficiency and results..."
A man wearing glasses who became a top student in his past life was lying on the ground like a salted fish trying to express his final argument. However, before he could finish speaking, another man with glasses was lying next to him. The bespectacled salted fish answered him just as quickly.
"Don't think too much...the instructor may be thinking from the perspective of solid geometry...simply wants us to have a more even sun exposure..."
"..." (I have no love...)
So, this story tells us that even if you are taking the college entrance examination
During the days of military training, you can only be a salted fish, waiting to be dried by the high temperature of more than 30 degrees in the capital.
"It's cloudless. I mean, the smog situation in the capital has been controlled so well..."
Looking at the clear sky in the sky, the freshmen showed a sad but hard-working smile.
"Brother, I didn't expect that at this time, you would still care about China's smog control situation. I really admire you..."
"I have nothing to do with the damn smog control situation. I just want to say that Potian, who can't even find a shadow, the damn ice water I brought has turned into hot water!"
"Um... do you have a girlfriend?"
"Don't you think your topic jumps a little too much? So what if I have it, so what if I don't?"
"If you have it, you can give it to her and tell her to drink more hot water. If not, you can give it to me. I'm damn thirsty..."